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[[Image:Mudkip by StrangerWithCandy.jpg|thumb|right|200px|http://strangerwithcandy.deviantart.com/art/Mudkip-56319067 <strike>The picture that started it all. Such a piece to get upset over, eh?</strike> Disregard that I suck cocks, all she wanted to know was where to locate a [[pokemon|pokemons]] pen0r so that she could give it a nice [[blowjob|sucking]]]]
[[Image:StrangerWithCandy.jpg|thumb|right|200px|What she looked like before the whole fucking drama. Slut.]]
[[Image:StrangerWithCandy gore.jpg|thumb|center|400px|What she looks like now.]]
[[Image:58-58.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Recent finds lead to the fact that StrangerWithCandy is indeed a [[Kike]] which would explain why shes so Jewish with her drawings]]
[[Image:Strangerwithcandy63.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[Mudkip|StrangerWithCandy lieks Mudkips]]]]
[[Image:I'm Not worried about spam.jpg|thumb|right|100px|SWC claims to not care about spam]]
'''StrangerWithCandy''' ([[Powerword|Ilona B. Mikhov]]{{jew}}) is a [[butthurt]] DeviantART who fucking loves Mudkips so much that if you so much as DARE to think of posting pictures of her beloved kip she will flip a proverbial shit and fill your text fields with [[Over 9000]] messages of [[nerd rage]]. Specifically, after an image of her depicting the loved [[Mudkipz]] was uploaded at [[Paheal]], she instantly BAWWWed about her 'copyrights', and instead of even remotely politely asking it to be removed, she flamed, bitched, and cried "[[OMG]], MY RIGHTS!!1!!1". After the image was removed, she ran back to her [[hugbox]] and posted a journal entry [http://strangerwithcandy.deviantart.com/journal/15682067/#comments], where her fans inflated her already full-sized ego to previously unrecorded levels ''(proving that Mudkips are indeed, [[serious business| serious fucking business]])''. A little known fact about StrangerWithCandy is that [[Wigger|she and every single one of her friends are as black as the depths of space itself]] when in fact she is a Russian jew who often posts about the loads of drugs shes done recently or is addicted to.'' (which may or may not explain for her thirst for kip cock)''

==The Incident (In depth)==
[[Image:MYMUDKIP.png|thumb|right|150px| StrangerWithCandy's reply to [[lie|her]] Mudkip being uploaded to [[Paheal]]]]
[[Image:StalkerWithCandy.png|thumb|right|150px| StrangerWithCandy [[Stalk|follows]] an admin and politely asks him to remove her Mudkip]]
One day on the internet a member of [[Paheal]] was busy collecting 34s of all sorts to appease the many [[Niggers|lazy fucks]] of 7chan's [[Rule_34|/34/]] when he stumbled upon a picture of a Mudkip drawn in a playful position on [[DA]]. This user had much common sense and realized that people liek Mudkip and should be able to enjoy it in all its glory so this user downloaded the pic to his [[computer]], uploaded it onto Paheal, and tagged it appropriately. Not to long after posting said pic some [[faggot|guy]] told the artist that her picture had been [[bullshit|stolen for the purpose of profit]] ''(despite Paheal being free on every fucking level)''. This artist goes by the name of StrangerWithCandy and upon hearing the news [[shit_bricks|shat bricks]] so hard that you couldn't tell her ass apart from [[goatse]]. Almost instantaneously StrangerWithCandy slammed head first into Paheal spewing words of [[butthurt]] and [[sodomy]] and demanding that her picture be taken down. Even though the Admins agreed that the image would be taken down she decided to pick out one admin and stalk him to the ends of the earth. Finally the picture was removed and StrangerWithCandy ran BAWWing back to [[deviantart|DA]] writing lulzy journals telling her cohorts the evils of [[Paheal|Team Rocket]] and how they stole her precious Mudkips and other various [[Holocaust|lies]]. Recently StrangerWithCandy or one of her few followers came onto ED under the username [[User:Spite170]] and tried to <del>[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=StrangerWithCandy&oldid=1997586026 delete everything.]</del> This user is a dumb shit who does not comprehend the word 'undo'.

{{Spoiler|no one really cares about this shitty little part of the article so you'd be better off not reading it}}
Desperate for justice, SWC went as far as to accuse Paheal member [[User:Sarahsuke|Sarahsuke]] of [[Theft|art theft]], in an attempt to [[:File:StrangerWithCandy1.jpg|rally]] her [[fantard]] army against her. When this tactic [[You fail it|failed]], she took matters into her own hands by [[:File:StrangerWithCandy2.JPG|"warning"]] commenters on Sarahsuke's DeviantART page. This also failed as SWC got bored and decided to go back to gloating about how she's the more mature person.

==Quotes==
{{quote|If your picture was put up onto a website, without your permission...how does that make you whiney baby for demanding that it be taken down?|StrangerWithCandy, not realising what actually makes her a whiney baby}}

{{quote|So a bunch of whiney babies go out of their way to "pwnd" someone.

Hmm...I got over it that night and you people went out of your way to do something
that'll get me views. Thank you ;D|StrangerWithCandy, being an attention whore and misusing "pwnd"}}

{{quote|But do you look at a little dog laying on the floor with its legs spread wide and go,"OOOH that'd look good on my porn site!!!!"|StrangerWithCandy, comparing Pokemon to [[Bestiality]] and faking quotes}}

{{quote|They remind me of the tadpole my uncle slipped into my water when I wasn't looking, which I swallowed whole... sometimes at night I can still feel it squirming in there and I know that it's impossible but I feel it crawling oh my god oh my god oh my god|Soemele, on why he haets the kips}}

==Additional Notes==

===Ways to troll===
*Ask her where she keeps her [[jew gold]]
*Ask her if mudkip cock tastes like [[shit|mud]]
*'Steal' her art
*Link her to </s>[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/133796 1]</s> [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/53073 this] or [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/58026 this]
*Any basic act of [[trolling]] will probably get her pumped up and hungry for the cock.

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'''Bitches Fucking ''LOVE'' Mudkips'''

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==Also See==
* [[Drugs|Druggy]]
* Jew
* [[Paheal]]
*[[Deviantart]]

== Links ==
* [http://rule34.paheal.net The site that rocked her world]
*<del>[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/58026 The picture that rocked her world]</del> Bad Gateway
* [http://strangerwithcandy.deviantart.com/ DA account that rocked her rocks]
* [http://www.myspace.com/therealstrangerwithcandy Myspace Bullshit]
* [http://www.facebook.com/addfriend.php?id=1001836864 The sluts Facebook (Be warned that in order to troll her you'll need to join)]
{{da}}
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