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LesbianFetishizer at 22:54, 4 March 2025

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	[[File:Missing out.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Urgh, fuck off.]]		[[File:Missing out.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Urgh, fuck off.]]
	[[Image:LOL WUT Trippy.gif\|thumb\|right\|Look at the colors, man... [[LOL WUT]]]]		[[Image:LOL WUT Trippy.gif\|thumb\|right\|Look at the colors, man... [[LOL WUT]]]]
	Stoners are an [[unfunny]] group of teenage boys who use their parents' money to buy [[marijuana]], which they then smoke in their parents' [[Basement dweller\|basements]] [[Loser\| with their dumb little buddies while complaining about their parents]] and weed not being legal. They are a disgrace to the [[Shakespeare\| Legendary stoners ~~that have~~ created things that ~~has~~ enhanced everyone's life's ~~throughout~~ the ~~year~~]]. Female stoners do not and should not exist, as [[bitches]] only have [[Fact\|half a lung]]. Stoners can often be seen wearing cannabis-themed apparel, including, but not limited to; t-shirts with [[Unfunny\|hilarious]] slogans, bandannas, sweatbands, underwear and just about anything else you can physically print a fucking hemp leaf design on. It is important to understand that this kind of behaviour and a willingness to refer to oneself as a 'stoner' is what differentiates stoners from people who simply enjoy [[smoking]] pot and "[[LOL WUT\|jammin']]".		Stoners are an [[unfunny]] group of teenage boys who use their parents' money to buy [[marijuana]], which they then smoke in their parents' [[Basement dweller\|basements]] [[Loser\| with their dumb little buddies while complaining about their parents]], and weed not being legal. They are a disgrace to the [[Shakespeare\| Legendary stoners who created things that have enhanced everyone's life's over the years]]. Female stoners do not and should not exist, as [[bitches]] only have [[Fact\|half a lung]]. Stoners can often be seen wearing cannabis-themed apparel, including, but not limited to; t-shirts with [[Unfunny\|hilarious]] slogans, bandannas, sweatbands, underwear and just about anything else you can physically print a fucking hemp leaf design on. It is important to understand that this kind of behaviour and a willingness to refer to oneself as a 'stoner' is what differentiates stoners from people who simply enjoy [[smoking]] pot and "[[LOL WUT\|jammin']]".

	Remember that, despite what your grandparents might say, there is only the most tangential connection between marijuana and madness, as seen in the 1937 documentary "Reefer Madness". That is, unless lethargy can be seen as a form of criminal insanity.		Remember that, despite what your grandparents might say, there is only the most tangential connection between marijuana and madness, as seen in the 1937 documentary "Reefer Madness". That is, unless lethargy can be seen as a form of criminal insanity.

imported>TVBCrap: /* Famous Stoners */

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Famous Stoners

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	*[[Your dad]]		*[[Your dad]]
	*Liam Rafferty		*Liam Rafferty
			*[[Lena Dunham]]
			*[[MundaneMatt]]
	*[[Homo\|Neil Patrick Harris]]		*[[Homo\|Neil Patrick Harris]]
	*Matthew McConau[[ghey]]		*Matthew McConau[[ghey]]
	*James Franco		*James Franco
			*[[Lindsay Ellis]]
	*Seth Rogan		*Seth Rogan
	*Posef "Potsef" Ng Xin Qun		*Posef "Potsef" Ng Xin Qun
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	*Meerkat123		*Meerkat123
	*Jay Kinsella		*Jay Kinsella
			*[[Doopie DoOver]]
	*[[Chink\|Harold]]		*[[Chink\|Harold]]
	*Thomas Jefferson		*Thomas Jefferson
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	*Richard Feynman		*Richard Feynman
	*[[Liberal\|Bill Maher]]		*[[Liberal\|Bill Maher]]
	*The [[shit\|bands]]; [[Fags\|Queens of the Stone Age]], [[Penis\|Kyuss]], [[Talentless\|Fu Manchu]], [[80s\|Witch Finder General]], Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, Toner Low, Acid King, Grief, Ufomammut, [[Japan\|Church of Misery]], [[Awesome\|BONGZILLA]], Om and Sleep.		*The [[shit\|bands]]; [[Fags\|Queens of the Stone Age]], [[Tyler, the Creator]], [[Penis\|Kyuss]], [[Talentless\|Fu Manchu]], [[Hipster\|King Gizzard]], [[80s\|Witch Finder General]], [[Fat Larry's Band\|King Crimson]], Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, [[Death Grips]], Toner Low, Acid King, Fleet Foxes, Grief, Ufomammut, [[Japan\|Church of Misery]], [[Awesome\|BONGZILLA]], Om and Sleep, [[Pink Floyd]].

	==International Differences==		==International Differences==
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	==[[BAWWWWW\|Crises facing stoners today]]==		==[[BAWWWWW\|Crises facing stoners today]]==
			[[File:Halfbaked.png\|thumb\|right]]
	*Never having any papers, filters or lighters, despite these items being cheaply available from any shop and/or being too young to buy them.		*Never having any papers, filters or lighters, despite these items being cheaply available from any shop and/or being too young to buy them.
	*Getting real thirsty and 'accidentally' drinking the bong water.		*Getting real thirsty and 'accidentally' drinking the bong water.
			**Getting punched in tha he face because [[You]] party fouled and knocked the bong over, spilling bong water on your friend's couch
	*A drought of marijuana due to [[Jews]] withholding stock in order to obtain more [[Money\|Jew-gold.]]		*A drought of marijuana due to [[Jews]] withholding stock in order to obtain more [[Money\|Jew-gold.]]
	*Eye-tokes, hot-rock burns.		*Eye-tokes, hot-rock burns.
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	*Sneaking into garage without entire party following		*Sneaking into garage without entire party following
	*Running out of Cheetos and [[Mountain Dew]].		*Running out of Cheetos and [[Mountain Dew]].
			*[[Loser]]s coughing into the bong and getting their weed all wet
	*Imaginary police		*Imaginary police
	*Party Fouls		*Party Fouls
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	*Real police		*Real police
	*Being police		*Being police
			*House being secretly bugged
			*6-year-old neighbour secretly working for the [[FBI]] and constantly spying on you
	*Going to [[School]]		*Going to [[School]]
	*Going to work		*Going to work
			*No one buying your shitty art on Patreon
	*Not Finding your keys because you are too [[high]] to remember where you left them		*Not Finding your keys because you are too [[high]] to remember where you left them
	*Not Having a "safe" place to smoke		*Not Having a "safe" place to smoke
	*Dealing with [[boring\|sober people]]		*Dealing with [[boring\|sober people]]
			**People realizing that [[You]]'re even more boring stoned than sober
	*Parents cutting off allowance		*Parents cutting off allowance
	*~~Noone~~ reading their [[shit nobody cares about\|poetry]]		*No one reading their [[shit nobody cares about\|poetry]]

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			==Types of Stoners==
			<center><gallery>
			File:Enhancement Smoker.png\|Enhancement Smoker - Uses weed to amplify the power of his activities. As in, fapping would be 200x more COOL!
			File:Scavenger Smoker.png\|Scavenger Smoker - This bastard will always show up whenever you roll another blunt - and always coerces you into letting him try it. Moments later, and it's all gone.
			File:After School Special Smoker.jpg\|After School Special Smoker - This teenage boy always buys your shit (at exorbitant rates) and acts like he's "so high right now, guys!!" after like 1 toke. Thanks little buddy..
			File:I'm 40 But I'm Still Cool Smoker.png\|I'm 40 But Still Cool Smoker - His dad wants to find a way to bond with him.
			File:You Should Have Been There Smoker.png\|You Should Have Been There Smoker - This elderly hippie has seen it all.. 'Nam, Nixon, Nightlife.. Definitely talk to him to get a real good conversation going. Just don't expect for him to understand the modern weed economy.
			File:I'm Only Creative If I Smoke Smoker.png\|I'm Only Creative If I Smoke Smoker - Often hipster shitheads. They're mentally ill artfags. Avoid.
			File:Mac Gyver Smoker.png\|Mac Guyver Smoker - This guy is a whizkid at building things. Marijuana only amplifies his capabilities.
			File:Guy On The Couch.jpg\|Guy on the Couch - This type of stoner will always crash out on your couch.. For years at a time.
			File:Pothead.png\|Ur dogs a pothead
			File:Str8upothed.png\|Straight Up Pothead
			File:Grandma Smoker.png\|And it's good for arthritis, too!
			Image:Sguru333.jpg\|The [[Stoner Guru]]
			</gallery></center>

			{{Clear}}

			<center><youtube>V0QXjcXEYMM</youtube></center>

	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	*[[Liberal\|Libtard]]		*[[Liberal\|Libtard]]
	*[[LSD]]		*[[LSD]]
			*[[Marijuana Addiction]]
	*[[Stoner Dog]]		*[[Stoner Dog]]
			*[[Stoner Guru]]
	*[[Weed]]		*[[Weed]]
			*[[Doopie DoOver/Drugs]]


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imported>Deadpriest: The quote from Southpark was not a good thing to say if you're trolling.

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The quote from Southpark was not a good thing to say if you're trolling.

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{{Offended}}
[[Image:Stoner_douche_bag.jpg|thumb|right|Stoners are boring, pretentious fuckwits. (note the didgeridoo)]]
[[File:Smoke and Fly.jpg|thumb|right|Then eat shit and die.]]
[[File:Missing out.jpg|thumb|right|Urgh, fuck off.]]
[[Image:LOL WUT Trippy.gif|thumb|right|Look at the colors, man... [[LOL WUT]]]]
Stoners are an [[unfunny]] group of teenage boys who use their parents' money to buy [[marijuana]], which they then smoke in their parents' [[Basement dweller|basements]] [[Loser| with their dumb little buddies while complaining about their parents]] and weed not being legal. They are a disgrace to the [[Shakespeare| Legendary stoners that have created things that has enhanced everyone's life's throughout the year]]. Female stoners do not and should not exist, as [[bitches]] only have [[Fact|half a lung]]. Stoners can often be seen wearing cannabis-themed apparel, including, but not limited to; t-shirts with [[Unfunny|hilarious]] slogans, bandannas, sweatbands, underwear and just about anything else you can physically print a fucking hemp leaf design on. It is important to understand that this kind of behaviour and a willingness to refer to oneself as a 'stoner' is what differentiates stoners from people who simply enjoy [[smoking]] pot and "[[LOL WUT|jammin']]".

Remember that, despite what your grandparents might say, there is only the most tangential connection between marijuana and madness, as seen in the 1937 documentary "Reefer Madness". That is, unless lethargy can be seen as a form of criminal insanity.

Also a term for [[Muslims]] (and historically anyone else) who like to hurl stones at women as punishment for being [[rape]]d.

==Stoners and the Arts==
*[[Movies]]: Stoners have [[Lie|excellent taste in films]] and enjoy such modern cinematic classics as [[Spics|Up In Smoke]], [[Shit|Dude, Where's My Car?]], [[Epic Fail|Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle]], Pineapple Express, Half Baked and anything by [[Fat|Kevin]] [[Cunt|Smith]]. When it comes to [[television]], stoners are invariably fans of [[Adult Swim]] (particularly [[Unfunny|Space Ghost Coast to Coast]] and [[Lame|Sealab 20+-1]]), as well as [[Family Guy]] and [[South Park]].

*[[Music]]: [[Oxymoron|Wise stoners]] are known to enjoy the only reggae song ever written ("''Three Little Birds''" by Bob Marley), '[[Gay|ambient]] [[Bullshit|tossery]]', bad [[rap]] by niggers with unimaginative rhymes about smoking weed, appalling mid-90's third-wave [[ska]], [[Grunge]], and their very own genre: '[[Shit|stoner rock]]'. ''The Irony of It All'' by [[Chav|The Streets]] is also a favorite amongst [[Fags|stoners who don't drink alcohol]] when [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|they decide to get on their elitist weed-only pedestal]].

*[[Art]]: Stoners normally smoke [[weed]] to create pretty pictures of dogs playing poker but most of these pictures are that of their own colorful shit which is so totally "[[Retarded|far out]]". Put a stoner in a room with canvas, a huge bag of weed, a bong and some wraps, and a fuckton of chips, and leave them there for a year. Many lulz will be generated when viewing the shit the stoner comes up with. Come back when he dies of starvation after running out of chips in a couple of days, and sell his artwork to museums for extra [[lulz]]. Stoner artists also smoke [[weed]] because it almost always removes the agony of creativity.

[[Image:BlazingRules.jpg|thumb|Anal motherfuckers]]

==[[Shit nobody cares about|Famous Stoners]]==
[[Image:Posefresized.JPG‎|frame|This is a [[gook|stoner]]!]]
*[[Rap|Snoop Dogg]]
*[[Carl Sagan]]
*[[Awesome|Jimi Hendrix]]
*[[Awesome|Jim Morrison]]
*[[Jamaica|Bob Marley]]
*[[Terrorist|Kumar]]
*[[USA|George Washington]]
*[[Bill Clinton]] ([[Bullshit|but he doesn't inhale]])
*[[Whore|Lindsay Lohan]]
*[[Keanu Reeves]]
*Jeff Daniels
*[[win|Dave Wyndorf]]
*[[Your dad]]
*Liam Rafferty
*[[Homo|Neil Patrick Harris]]
*Matthew McConau[[ghey]]
*James Franco
*Seth Rogan
*Posef "Potsef" Ng Xin Qun
*[[Bruce Lee]]
*Meerkat123
*Jay Kinsella
*[[Chink|Harold]]
*Thomas Jefferson
*Dave (he's not here, man..)
*[[Britfag|Winston Churchill]]
*William Shakespeare
*Steven King
*Richard Feynman
*[[Liberal|Bill Maher]]
*The [[shit|bands]]; [[Fags|Queens of the Stone Age]], [[Penis|Kyuss]], [[Talentless|Fu Manchu]], [[80s|Witch Finder General]], Electric Wizard, Orange Goblin, Toner Low, Acid King, Grief, Ufomammut, [[Japan|Church of Misery]], [[Awesome|BONGZILLA]], Om and Sleep.

==International Differences==
*[[Americunts]] and [[Canadians]] smoke joints without tobacco or filters. Although Americunt stoners will insist that this is because they are '[[LOL WUT|hardcore]]', in reality this is because American weed is [[shit]] and mostly baught from [[Mexico|Mexican]] fags that jumped the border. [[Canadians]], however, do so to dull the cold, and make beaver tail taste better. Feelsgoodman.
*[[Europe|European]] stoners smoke joints with tobacco and a cardboard filter because [[Fact|their skunk is actually decent, and will fuck you up]]. A notable exception to this rule is the [[England|English]], who only get weed in the following three varieties:
**Covered in [http://www.gritweed.co.uk/gritweed.htm glass beads] and hairspray from scummy-as-fuck [[Chav]] dealers.
**[[jailbait|Sopping wet and uncured]].
**Plain [[Foo Fighters|shit]], at the equivalent of $20 a gram.
*Smoking marijuana in backwards-ass places like [[China]], Singapore and [[Transgender|Thailand]] will get you swiftly and severely [[pwned]] [[IRL]].
*This section was written by a [[britfag]] [[Retard|who knows what he's talking about]] No.

==[[BAWWWWW|Crises facing stoners today]]==
*Never having any papers, filters or lighters, despite these items being cheaply available from any shop and/or being too young to buy them.
*Getting real thirsty and 'accidentally' drinking the bong water.
*A drought of marijuana due to [[Jews]] withholding stock in order to obtain more [[Money|Jew-gold.]]
*Eye-tokes, hot-rock burns.
*Dealer's cell phone turned off or is too high on [[at least 100]] different drugs to get you your shit.
*Sneaking into garage without entire party following
*Running out of Cheetos and [[Mountain Dew]].
*Imaginary police
*Party Fouls
*Imaginary wolfs
*Real police
*Being police
*Going to [[School]]
*Going to work
*Not Finding your keys because you are too [[high]] to remember where you left them
*Not Having a "safe" place to smoke
*Dealing with [[boring|sober people]]
*Parents cutting off allowance
*Noone reading their [[shit nobody cares about|poetry]]

==Trolling==
Stoners are [[butthurt|Very touchy when it comes to their personal beliefs]] , They are known to be the among easiest group of kids to troll about as equal as Beliebers. Since Stoners are too paranoid and defensive and are [[lie|willing to go to extreme measures to protect]] [[nothing|their rights and freedoms]] and they will troll you to fucking death. Stoners are an allegiance of anti-trolls that use [[bullshit|facts]] to completely [[fail|pwn]] us with their [[Retard|profound intelligence]]. This is a list on how to properly troll stoners
<center>'''Degenerate stoners love poisoning their brain with chemicals.'''</center>
<center><youtube>Lj-CdWw4WoA</youtube></center>

*Tell them Marijuana kills brain cells
*Tell them [[Ronald Reagan]] was the best president [[EVAR]]!
*Tell them Marijuana is the gateway drug
*Tell them Marijuana is worse for you than alcohol and cigarettes
*Tell them [[Propaganda|Above The Influence]] is the truth about drugs
*Tell them The [[Nazi|DEA]] are heroes for [[Truth| beating the shit out of handicapped kids with cancer]]
*Say drugs are for losers on a Youtube smoking video
*Tell them Marijuana is poison, not a drug (point out that cannabis is a carcinogen and a cause of a range of psychological disorders.)
*Tell them that Reefer Madness is the best movie evar created
*Tell them kids like them shouldn't use drugs
*Tell them Marijuana is a drug
Then sit back comfortably, now that you're the one who's giggling.

==See Also==
*[[Towelie]]
*[[420]]
*[[DMT]]
*[[Drugs]]
*[[Liberal|Libtard]]
*[[LSD]]
*[[Stoner Dog]]
*[[Weed]]

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