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	== Grammar ==		== Grammar ==
	[[Grammar Nazi]]s will often tell you to watch your prepositions near the end of sentences. They will happily suggest you use the abbreviation Stuf (Shut the up fuck) as a substitute - the polite response is to immediately tell them to '''STFU'''.		[[Grammar Nazi]]s will often tell you to watch your prepositions near the end of sentences. They will happily suggest you use the abbreviation Stuf (Shut the up fuck) as a substitute - the polite response is to immediately tell them to '''STFU'''.
	~~[[Image:Stfuppercut.gif\|thumb\|150px\|right]]~~

	== STFU in spoken language ==		== STFU in spoken language ==
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			==On [[TOW]]==

			[[File:Wikipedese for "stfu".png\|center\|1200px]]
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	~~<video type="youtube" id="lJaL-iyeHak" width="200" height="180" position="~~right~~"/>~~		[[Image:Stfuppercut.gif\|thumb\|150px\|right]]
	* [[GTFO]]		* [[GTFO]]
	* [[OMG]]		* [[OMG]]

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[[Image:STFU.gif|frame|center|[[THE BEST|The best example.]]]]
[[Image:Stfu.png|thumb|STFU]]
[[Image:ShutTheFuckUp.jpg|thumb|Show her you're right.]]
[[Image:No really, stfu.JPG|thumb|right|no really, stfu]]
[[Image:stfu-direc.gif|thumb|right|Any questions?]]
'''S'''hut '''T'''he '''F'''uck '''U'''p is a command used to inform an internet user that they need to be quiet, stop posting or stop talking on [[IRC]]. Also used as a way of expressing disbelief. Also used on a [[message board]] to express the fact that the person you are replying to is a fucking idiot.
==Targaryen==
[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medal_Of_Honor:_Frontline]] WIKIPEDIA JUST TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN

Ex. ''"She said I was a bitch so I told her to STFU"''

Ex. '''Message Subject''': ''"Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that"''
'''Message Body''': ''"STFU."''

The correct pronunciation of STFU is "stoofoo" ([[VideoCompiler|see]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gLTfGDlEFU here]).

== Grammar ==
[[Grammar Nazi]]s will often tell you to watch your prepositions near the end of sentences. They will happily suggest you use the abbreviation Stuf (Shut the up fuck) as a substitute - the polite response is to immediately tell them to '''STFU'''.
[[Image:Stfuppercut.gif|thumb|150px|right]]

== STFU in spoken language ==
To prove how [[1337]] they are, [[fucktards]] will often choose [[IRL]] to say "Ess [[English|tea]] eff [[you]]" instead of just "shut the fuck up." They somehow believe that this is less offensive or not counted as swearing, which is handy because [[Christian|naughty words makes baby Jesus cry]]. Some retards also believe that saying STFU is quicker than shut the fuck up, which [[ignore|ignores]] the lulzy fact that they are both four syllables. But they are still going to [[hell]] because most dumbasses who act like this are [[furry]]s. Still others like to pronounce it like a real word, by saying, "Stuh-foo." They are obviously a [[faggot]] and should promptly be told to STFU. But really they are just saying '[[dick|stuff]] [[your mom|you]]'.

== The big STFU ==
Eventually [[God]] will get sick of [[furry]]s, [[midget]]s, [[Unbirthing|unbirthed fucktards]], [[pedophile]]s, [[your mom]] and other [[sick fuck]]s. When this happens, the [[Apocalypse]] will happen, allowing God to finally make the [[fucktards|human race]] STFU. God will descend to [[Earth]] in the form of an [[80 year old Chinese man in panties]], give the finger to [[W]] and then explode, killing all but <s> [[Chuck Norris]].</s> [[Stephen Colbert]].

== Forms of STFU in nature ==
STFU is know to exist in three main forms: Fist, foot, and liquid.
How to administer STFU:
* [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUNCH]]! for the fist variety.
* Cunt Punt for the foot variety.
* One cup administered orally for the liquid variety

== ... or STFU ==
Replacing the [[old]] "[http://www.google.com/search?q=%22or+bust%22 ...or bust]" [[catchphrase]], "... or STFU" is quickly gaining popularity. Usage examples:
<br><br>
{| border=1 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0
|'''They say...'''||'''Proper Response'''
|-
|"Hi, I'm a [[16 year old girl]]" || "[[Tits or leave|Tits or stfu]]."
|-
|"I think I have [[aids|scurvy]]" || "[[OJ Simpson|Orange juice]] or stfu."
|}

==Video==
{| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
|<center><big>'''[[IRL]] [[Bubba|prison]] STFU'''</big></center><br>
<center><youtube>1fuDDqU6n4o</youtube></center>
<br>
{{quote|Don't you ever talk that way to me. NEVER!|'''Captain''' - ''knows [[you]]
won't do this but said it anyway''}}
|}

==Gallery==
{{cg||Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:STFU NOOB DOG.gif|Guess What, [[Nobody gives a shit|NOONE GIVES A SHIT]]
Image:Cup of stfu.JPG|The end of all great arguments, a great [[Image Macro]]
Image:Big Cup of STFU.JPG|Monochrome version
Image:Stfu_fourfingers.jpg|A variation
Image:Here.i_ll_help_u.gif|You can ask for help
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:STFUcat.jpg|Sometimes even the [[cat]] is annoyed by you.
Image:ESPTFU.jpg|IRL STFU
Image:takeicoffee.jpg|STFU TREK
Image:Godfatherstfu.jpg|Typing like an [[idiot]] will incur the wrath of the Godfather himself.
Image:Penn_stfu.gif|Penn sez.... also with audio [http://www.plentyoftorrents.com/flsh/loops/STFU STFU!]
Image:BaddudesSTFU.png|Are you a [[bad]] enough dude?
Image:fdurst.jpg|STFU+BTFUWIFTTU
Image:Stfucalc.jpg|[[Shit nobody cares about|3D vectors in component form?]] STFU.
Image:Political-picture-robert-byrd-shut-up.jpg|Dead politician doin' it right for once.
Image:Shut the fuck up chicks.gif
Image:4qpmemu.jpg
Image:Morgan sun.jpg
File:Stfu5.jpg
File:STFUcomics.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
<video type="youtube" id="lJaL-iyeHak" width="200" height="180" position="right"/>
* [[GTFO]]
* [[OMG]]
* [[WTF]]
* [[BBQ]]
* [[Wonk]]

==External Links==
* [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php An alternative way to say stfu]
* [http://www.sfu.ca/ SFU]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lc2_PSaOFM]

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