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	[[File:StevenSlater.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Batshit Insane\|Steven Slater]], American hero.]]		[[File:StevenSlater.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Batshit Insane\|Steven Slater]], American hero.]]
			[[File:Airplane Tard.JPG\|thumb\|right\|According to [[Wikipedia]], this was [[retarded\|classified as a plane crash]].]]
			[[File:SlaterSlide.JPG\|thumb\|right\|The proper technique for exiting a plane.]]
			[[File:Plane on Fire.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Truth\|How it should have ended]].]]
	'''Steven Slater''' <s>is</s> was a gay flight attendant for [[Plane\|JetBlue]] that made national headlines when he unleashed his [[goatse\|gay fury]] on the passengers of Flight 1052 for [[faggot\|incendiary remarks and slurs]]. After his plane landed, Slater claimed he was trying to restore order when an argument had [[STD\|flared up]] over some [[fat fuck\|baggage]] in the overhead compartment. Then, some dumb bitch got in a scuffle that resulted in said baggage falling on Slater's head, injuring him.		'''Steven Slater''' <s>is</s> was a gay flight attendant for [[Plane\|JetBlue]] that made national headlines when he unleashed his [[goatse\|gay fury]] on the passengers of Flight 1052 for [[faggot\|incendiary remarks and slurs]]. After his plane landed, Slater claimed he was trying to restore order when an argument had [[STD\|flared up]] over some [[fat fuck\|baggage]] in the overhead compartment. Then, some dumb bitch got in a scuffle that resulted in said baggage falling on Slater's head, injuring him.
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	===Slater's Account===		===Slater's Account===
	After the incident described above, Slater said he got on the plane's PA system and gave a righteous speech, laced with righteous profanities, concluding with: "I've been in this business 20 years. [[BAW\|And that's it,]] [[Done with ED\|I'm done."]]		After the incident described above, Slater said he got on the plane's PA system and gave a righteous speech, laced with righteous profanities, concluding with: "I've been in this business 20 years. [[BAW\|And that's it,]] [[Done with ED\|I'm done."]]
	~~[[File:Airplane Tard.JPG\|thumb\|right\|According to [[Wikipedia]], this was [[retarded\|classified as a plane crash]].]]~~
	Following the tantrum, Slater [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|pushed the big red button]] to deploy the plane's evacuation slide, used it to escape from the plane to the runway, and ran off. It took 25 minutes for the police to even be contacted because [[facepalm\|police radios don't work in JetBlue terminals]].		Following the tantrum, Slater [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|pushed the big red button]] to deploy the plane's evacuation slide, used it to escape from the plane to the runway, and ran off. It took 25 minutes for the police to even be contacted because [[facepalm\|police radios don't work in JetBlue terminals]].

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	Yep. Basically, nobody [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/corroborate corroborated] Slater's story. The passengers claimed Slater's actions were for the most part unprovoked, when in reality they were all too [[butthurt]] by the prospect of their own mortality to appreciate the lulziness of the situation. Investigators later decided that Steven Slater suffered from alcoholism and other mental-health issues, and [http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/10/ex-jetblue_flight_attendant_st.html was in fact drunk during the time of the altercation]; but for [[the lulz\|what reason]], we'll likely never know.		Yep. Basically, nobody [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/corroborate corroborated] Slater's story. The passengers claimed Slater's actions were for the most part unprovoked, when in reality they were all too [[butthurt]] by the prospect of their own mortality to appreciate the lulziness of the situation. Investigators later decided that Steven Slater suffered from alcoholism and other mental-health issues, and [http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/10/ex-jetblue_flight_attendant_st.html was in fact drunk during the time of the altercation]; but for [[the lulz\|what reason]], we'll likely never know.
	~~[[File:SlaterSlide.JPG\|thumb\|right\|The proper technique for exiting a plane.]]~~

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	==TL;DR Explanation==		==TL;DR Explanation==
	~~<center>~~<youtube>QBvakgglAPM</youtube~~></center~~>		<youtube>QBvakgglAPM</youtube>

	~~[[File:Plane on Fire.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Truth\|How it should have ended]].]]~~
	==Legend==		==Legend==
	To his credit, Slater's status as a folk hero has been unmatched in recent history. <br><br>		To his credit, Slater's status as a folk hero has been unmatched in recent history. <br><br>

	~~<center>~~<youtube>0zCtlHvMu3o</youtube~~></center~~>		<youtube>0zCtlHvMu3o</youtube>

	==Fun Facts==		==Fun Facts==
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15OPIhS0uKQ Slater being cool as fuck.]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15OPIhS0uKQ Slater being cool as fuck.]
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[[File:StevenSlater.jpg|thumb|right|[[Batshit Insane|Steven Slater]], American hero.]]
'''Steven Slater''' <s>is</s> was a gay flight attendant for [[Plane|JetBlue]] that made national headlines when he unleashed his [[goatse|gay fury]] on the passengers of Flight 1052 for [[faggot|incendiary remarks and slurs]]. After his plane landed, Slater claimed he was trying to restore order when an argument had [[STD|flared up]] over some [[fat fuck|baggage]] in the overhead compartment. Then, some dumb bitch got in a scuffle that resulted in said baggage falling on Slater's head, injuring him.
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[[Lie|Or so he claimed]]...

==Ensuing Hilarity==
It was [[obvious]] from the get-go that somebody was lying: It was either the dumbfuck [[16 year old girl|valley-girl]] passengers or the crazy faggot that [[David Hasselhoff|handled all the alcohol]] on the aircraft.

===Slater's Account===
After the incident described above, Slater said he got on the plane's PA system and gave a righteous speech, laced with righteous profanities, concluding with: "I've been in this business 20 years. [[BAW|And that's it,]] [[Done with ED|I'm done."]]
[[File:Airplane Tard.JPG|thumb|right|According to [[Wikipedia]], this was [[retarded|classified as a plane crash]].]]
Following the tantrum, Slater [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|pushed the big red button]] to deploy the plane's evacuation slide, used it to escape from the plane to the runway, and ran off. It took 25 minutes for the police to even be contacted because [[facepalm|police radios don't work in JetBlue terminals]].

===The rest of the world said:===

{{quote|Slater told the passengers to "go fuck yourselves", grabbed two Blue Moon beers, and deployed the escape chute, slid down and then drove home from his car that was parked at the airport.|Witnesses}}

Yep. Basically, nobody [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/corroborate corroborated] Slater's story. The passengers claimed Slater's actions were for the most part unprovoked, when in reality they were all too [[butthurt]] by the prospect of their own mortality to appreciate the lulziness of the situation. Investigators later decided that Steven Slater suffered from alcoholism and other mental-health issues, and [http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/10/ex-jetblue_flight_attendant_st.html was in fact drunk during the time of the altercation]; but for [[the lulz|what reason]], we'll likely never know.
[[File:SlaterSlide.JPG|thumb|right|The proper technique for exiting a plane.]]

==In Theory==
# Your job is to keep order on a highly sophisticated and expensive piece of machinery.
# Become clinically depressed.
# Get drunk.
# ????
# [[Profit|Be hailed as the working man's hero]].
==In Practice==
For the brief period that Slater was in the national spotlight, he ''was'' in fact hailed as a [[lolcow|martyr]] by the American working class - despite his story being a complete fabrication from the mind of a drunken [[asshole]]. He [[what the fuck|was even offered]] a [http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/14/steven-slater-reality-show-jet-blue-quit/ TV show].

However, [[Chris Benoit|the true nature of what happened became clear, right after everybody celebrated what he did]] - and he was swiftly kicked in the balls. Slater was arrested (he actually [[srsly|made it home before the police caught him]]) and charged with [[rape|criminal mischief]], [[CP|reckless endangerment]], [[DMCA|criminal]] trespass, and silly shenanigans, and was forced to [[buttfuck|pay JetBlue $10,000 in reparations]].

==TL;DR Explanation==
<center><youtube>QBvakgglAPM</youtube></center>

[[File:Plane on Fire.jpg|thumb|right|[[Truth|How it should have ended]].]]
==Legend==
To his credit, Slater's status as a folk hero has been unmatched in recent history. <br><br>

<center><youtube>0zCtlHvMu3o</youtube></center>

==Fun Facts==
* This incident led to an article on [[idiot|Wikipedia]] called [[lolwut|AIR RAGE]]. - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_rage Srsly]
* Steven Slater made a guest appearance at [[Colbert|Stephen Colbert's]] [[Keep Fear Alive|Rally to Restore Fear]].
* After being quoted [[At least 100|at least 4 times]] saying "I'm Done", Slater actually hired a lawyer and [[USI|sought reemployment]] from JetBlue.

==Gallery==
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{{cg|GO FUCK YOURSELF, BWAAAAH|steveslatergallery|center|<gallery>
File:Steven1.jpg|At first he was like...
File:Steven4.jpg|...but then was like.
File:Steven2.jpg|Slater before the incident, looking like a creepy fuck.
File:Steven3.png|His legions of [[Failbook]] fans.
File:Steven5.jpg|Making smalltalk with the policemen dragging him from his home.
File:Steven6JPG.JPG|Cousins?
</gallery>|<gallery>
(need moar gallery, will add</gallery>}}

==See Also==
* [[Fail to Win]]
* [[Cock Mongler]]
* [[Batshit Insane]]
* [[Gay]]
* [[USI]]
* [[Celebrity]]

==External Links==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15OPIhS0uKQ Slater being cool as fuck.]
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