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PooF9 at 21:56, 6 May 2026

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PooF9 at 17:14, 5 May 2026

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Hypeshot: /* Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith */

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Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

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	The movie should have been a [[fap\|flop]], but due to massive amounts of [[fanboys]], the movie got a gajilion dollars within the first six seconds of its release and [[faggot\|George Lucas]] can continue to rub his golden-plated [[cock]] with his Jew.		The movie should have been a [[fap\|flop]], but due to massive amounts of [[fanboys]], the movie got a gajilion dollars within the first six seconds of its release and [[faggot\|George Lucas]] can continue to rub his golden-plated [[cock]] with his Jew.
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	== ''Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the [[Disgraced\|Sith]]'' ==		== ''[[Backstroke of the West\|Star Wars: Episode III]] – Revenge of the [[Disgraced\|Sith]]'' ==
	[[File:Old Count Dooku w arthritis.jpg\|thumb\|Feel my arthritis, bitch!!!]]		[[File:Old Count Dooku w arthritis.jpg\|thumb\|Feel my arthritis, bitch!!!]]
	Lucas has released the final [[cock\|nail]] [[in the ass\|in the ''Star Wars'' coffin]], which is titled ''Revenge of the [[shit\|Sith]]''. The plot(or the semblance of it) is, Anakin gets pussy whipped and becomes Darth Vader, the Emperor kills [[nigra\|Samuel L. Jackson]], and Obi-Wan lets Anakin get [[KILL IT WITH FIRE\|burned alive]]/maimed [[for great justice\|out of revenge]] for Anakin joining [[Wikipedia\|the dark side]].		Lucas has released the final [[cock\|nail]] [[in the ass\|in the ''Star Wars'' coffin]], which is titled ''Revenge of the [[shit\|Sith]]''. The plot(or the semblance of it) is, Anakin gets pussy whipped and becomes Darth Vader, the Emperor kills [[nigra\|Samuel L. Jackson]], and Obi-Wan lets Anakin get [[KILL IT WITH FIRE\|burned alive]]/maimed [[for great justice\|out of revenge]] for Anakin joining [[Wikipedia\|the dark side]].

Hypeshot: /* Sequels */

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Sequels

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	=== Sequels ===		=== Sequels (The 1977-1983 Trilogy) ===

	[[File:Fat star wars.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|Red leader, Red leader I need moar barbecue sauce!!!]]		[[File:Fat star wars.jpg\|200px\|thumb\|Red leader, Red leader I need moar barbecue sauce!!!]]
	''Star Wars'' was followed by two sequels, ''Empire Strikes Back'' and ''Return of the Jedi'', in 1980 and 1983. The two, notably the former due to its lack of pure concentrated autism resulting in the only example of a fairly decent movie in this series, are notable for being improved dramatically by Lucas allowing other people to direct them, and for the ever-increasing numbers of random aliens in the background who would show up as tiny plastic toys being sold for $8 later on. Also, ''Episode V'' contained a lulzy scene where Luke and Leia share a kiss, only for Luke to find out in the next movie that [[Incest\|Leia is his sister]].
			====Star Wars Empire Strikes Back====
			''Star Wars'' was followed by two sequels, ''Empire Strikes Back'' and ''Return of the Jedi'', in 1980 and 1983. The two, notably the former due to its lack of pure concentrated autism resulting in the only example of a fairly decent movie in this series, are notable for being improved dramatically by Lucas allowing other people to direct them, and for the ever-increasing numbers of random aliens in the background who would show up as tiny plastic toys being sold for $8 later on. Also, ''Episode V'' contained a lulzy scene where Luke and [[Slut\|Leia]] share a kiss, only for [[Simp\|Luke]] to find out in the next movie that [[Incest\|Leia is his sister]].

	If you really want to see George Lucas's thieving at it's best then look no further than ''The Empire Strikes Back'', which is literally lifted in its entirety from the ''Bhagavad Gita''. Both stories circle around destiny and that no man can change what the gods have said will be. In ''The Empire Strikes Back'', like the ''Gita'', Luke goes against what has already been ordained, hoping to save his friends and is the one that needs to be rescued. Other themes lifted include the Purusha sukta or Cosmic Being that is Ben Kenobi. Dharma versus chaos, or the light side of the Force versus the dark, and the selfless action where rather than make a decision to join the dark side or stick with the light, Luke tries to [[An hero\|an hero]] by jumping to his death.		If you really want to see George Lucas's thieving at it's best then look no further than ''The Empire Strikes Back'', which is literally lifted in its entirety from the ''Bhagavad Gita''. Both stories circle around destiny and that no man can change what the gods have said will be. In ''The Empire Strikes Back'', like the ''Gita'', Luke goes against what has already been ordained, hoping to save his friends and is the one that needs to be rescued. Other themes lifted include the Purusha sukta or Cosmic Being that is Ben Kenobi. Dharma versus chaos, or the light side of the Force versus the dark, and the selfless action where rather than make a decision to join the dark side or stick with the light, Luke tries to [[An hero\|an hero]] by jumping to his death.


			====Star Wars Return Of The Jedi====
			[[Goth\|Luke]] saves [[Slut\|Leia]], a sexy slut wearing a bikini and a [[BDSM\|Collar]]. [[Douchebag\|Jabba]] ræps every slut he has in his mansion. Han Solo finally comes back then rapes the [[Nazis\|Empire]] with the [[Midget\|ewoks]]. Also [[Emo\|Luke]] gets into a fight with Anakin. Then he cuts off [[Hitler\|Anakin]]'s hand after he gets pissed at vader taunts and the Emperor [[Rape\|Force Lightnings]] Luke after refusing to become a [[Emo\|sith lord]]. Then Anakin dies after ræping the emperor's sodomized pozzed up boypussy. Then Anakin gets his emo hair back on endor.

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Hypeshot: /* Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith */

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Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

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	It was expected to receive [[fellatio\|critical acclaim]], but instead was rejected by [[Republicans\|some critics]], who accused Lucas of turning the film into a historical docu-drama about the rise of [[George W Bush]] and [[Dick]] Cheney and the [[masturbation\|fucking up]] of [[Iraq]] for [[hookers and blow\|oil and nukes]]. Thus, the film only made [[Bill_Gates\|$450 million as opposed to the usual $600 million]], keeping Lucas [[rich and beautiful]] in spite of [[NO U\|partisan]] [[bitch]]ing that he caused the final ''Star Wars'' film to [[derp\|tank]]. However, it is considered the BEST of the prequels. While this is true, that's like saying getting pissed on is better than getting shat on. You'd still smell bad regardless of which one happens to you.		It was expected to receive [[fellatio\|critical acclaim]], but instead was rejected by [[Republicans\|some critics]], who accused Lucas of turning the film into a historical docu-drama about the rise of [[George W Bush]] and [[Dick]] Cheney and the [[masturbation\|fucking up]] of [[Iraq]] for [[hookers and blow\|oil and nukes]]. Thus, the film only made [[Bill_Gates\|$450 million as opposed to the usual $600 million]], keeping Lucas [[rich and beautiful]] in spite of [[NO U\|partisan]] [[bitch]]ing that he caused the final ''Star Wars'' film to [[derp\|tank]]. However, it is considered the BEST of the prequels. While this is true, that's like saying getting pissed on is better than getting shat on. You'd still smell bad regardless of which one happens to you.
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			== ''Solo'' ==
			Another Prequel, this is about a younger [[Simp\|Han Solo]]. Also the furtard [[Furfag\|chewbacca]] meets han solo.

			== ''Rouge One'' ==
			Or star wars episode 3.9, is the last prequel film chronologically before episode 4, where [[Emo\|Anakin Skywalker]] ræps Alderaan. [[Slut\|Jyn Erso]] gets buttraped with her boyfriend by the [[Nuke\|Death Star]] by [[Nazi\|Krennic]].

	== ''Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope'' ==		== ''Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope'' ==
	[[File:Jawas.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|''Star Wars'' was one of the first American movies to feature [[Muslims\|sand niggers]].]]		[[File:Jawas.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|''Star Wars'' was one of the first American movies to feature [[Muslims\|sand niggers]].]]

imported>AntarcticBear: /* How to troll Star Wars fans */

2023-06-22T08:59:25Z

How to troll Star Wars fans

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	* [[Comic book fans]]		* [[Comic book fans]]
			* [[Consoomers]]
	* [[Cylon]]		* [[Cylon]]
	* [[Deus Ex Machina\|Deus ex machina]] - If you're a fan of ''Star Wars'' then you probably have no clue what this means.		* [[Deus Ex Machina\|Deus ex machina]] - If you're a fan of ''Star Wars'' then you probably have no clue what this means.

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	The movie should have been a [[fap\|flop]], but due to massive amounts of [[fanboys]], the movie got a gajilion dollars within the first six seconds of its release and [[faggot\|George Lucas]] can continue to rub his golden-plated [[cock]] with his Jew.		The movie should have been a [[fap\|flop]], but due to massive amounts of [[fanboys]], the movie got a gajilion dollars within the first six seconds of its release and [[faggot\|George Lucas]] can continue to rub his golden-plated [[cock]] with his Jew.
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	== ''Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the [[Disgraced\|Sith]]'' ==		== ''[[Backstroke of the West\|Star Wars: Episode III]] – Revenge of the [[Disgraced\|Sith]]'' ==
	[[File:Old Count Dooku w arthritis.jpg\|thumb\|Feel my arthritis, bitch!!!]]		[[File:Old Count Dooku w arthritis.jpg\|thumb\|Feel my arthritis, bitch!!!]]
	Lucas has released the final [[cock\|nail]] [[in the ass\|in the ''Star Wars'' coffin]], which is titled ''Revenge of the [[shit\|Sith]]''. The plot(or the semblance of it) is, Anakin gets pussy whipped and becomes Darth Vader, the Emperor kills [[nigra\|Samuel L. Jackson]], and Obi-Wan lets Anakin get [[KILL IT WITH FIRE\|burned alive]]/maimed [[for great justice\|out of revenge]] for Anakin joining [[Wikipedia\|the dark side]].		Lucas has released the final [[cock\|nail]] [[in the ass\|in the ''Star Wars'' coffin]], which is titled ''Revenge of the [[shit\|Sith]]''. The plot(or the semblance of it) is, Anakin gets pussy whipped and becomes Darth Vader, the Emperor kills [[nigra\|Samuel L. Jackson]], and Obi-Wan lets Anakin get [[KILL IT WITH FIRE\|burned alive]]/maimed [[for great justice\|out of revenge]] for Anakin joining [[Wikipedia\|the dark side]].