Splatoon - Revision history

Lemmy23 at 20:12, 17 November 2024

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Lemmy23 at 23:17, 22 July 2024

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	'''Dualies'''		'''Dualies'''

	Akimbos. The marketing of 2 hyped them up so much, when the FPS scene had been doing it for years.		Akimbos. The marketing of 2 hyped them up so much, when the FPS scene had been doing it for years. Becides the dodge rolls, they play fairly similarly to Shooters, but due to their worse spread, will always be second fiddle to the Shooter overlords.

			Splat Dualies

			The stock. Nothing too remarkable.

			Dapple Dualies

			What's better than 1 Aerospray? Literally everything else. Can tear up shit if it gets in, but it won't against watchful players.

	== Story Background ==		== Story Background ==
	Splatoon is set in a post apocalyptic World [[OVER 9000\|10K]] years into the future, after the Earth's ice caps have melted and the rising water levels have drowned every poor fucker into the ocean. With all land underwater, the Inklings took on the new role of human society, and fucked everything over. Inklings are able to change their form from Animu-Kid too Squid, and love to jizz ink all over the place, during events called Turf wars. Despite being a fuckin Squid, Inklings will dissolve in Water, because fuck you Darwin.		Splatoon is set in a post apocalyptic World [[OVER 9000\|10K]] years into the future, after the Earth's ice caps have melted and the rising water levels have drowned every poor fucker into the ocean. With all land underwater, the Inklings took on the new role of human society, and fucked everything over. Inklings are able to change their form from Animu-Kid too Squid, and love to jizz ink all over the place, during events called Turf wars. Despite being a fuckin Squid, Inklings will dissolve in Water, because fuck you Darwin.

Lemmy23 at 23:12, 22 July 2024

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	For some ungodly reason, the dump shots do not explode on contact with the enemy. This BFG can be defeated by standing over grates. Only use is in Splat Zones.		For some ungodly reason, the dump shots do not explode on contact with the enemy. This BFG can be defeated by standing over grates. Only use is in Splat Zones.

	Splatlings		'''Splatlings'''

	Miniguns, the good shit. You'd think they would be hard for Nintendo to fuck up, but in Splatoon, they are goddamned wind-up toys! All it takes is one stray bomb to put an end to your rampage.		Miniguns, the good shit. You'd think they would be hard for Nintendo to fuck up, but in Splatoon, they are goddamned wind-up toys! All it takes is one stray bomb to put an end to your rampage.
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	Ballpoint Splatling		Ballpoint Splatling

			Can rewind like the previous one, but it has two different firing modes that invalidate several other weapons. Oops!

			Heavy Edit Splatling

			Most of the previous examples have fire rates '''lower''' than alot of Shooters. Not this beast. If you want your fill of BRRRRRRT, choose this one.

			'''Dualies'''

			Akimbos. The marketing of 2 hyped them up so much, when the FPS scene had been doing it for years.
	== Story Background ==		== Story Background ==
	Splatoon is set in a post apocalyptic World [[OVER 9000\|10K]] years into the future, after the Earth's ice caps have melted and the rising water levels have drowned every poor fucker into the ocean. With all land underwater, the Inklings took on the new role of human society, and fucked everything over. Inklings are able to change their form from Animu-Kid too Squid, and love to jizz ink all over the place, during events called Turf wars. Despite being a fuckin Squid, Inklings will dissolve in Water, because fuck you Darwin.		Splatoon is set in a post apocalyptic World [[OVER 9000\|10K]] years into the future, after the Earth's ice caps have melted and the rising water levels have drowned every poor fucker into the ocean. With all land underwater, the Inklings took on the new role of human society, and fucked everything over. Inklings are able to change their form from Animu-Kid too Squid, and love to jizz ink all over the place, during events called Turf wars. Despite being a fuckin Squid, Inklings will dissolve in Water, because fuck you Darwin.

Lemmy23 at 23:07, 22 July 2024

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imported>Iii234 at 20:57, 4 December 2023

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 As Nintendo originated in Japan, someone was probably [[Fap|fapping]] to schoolgirls getting [[raped]] by [[cephalopods]], then probably someone walked in on him and wondered how the baby will look. After a few seconds, this game was conceived.
 == Story Background ==
 Splatoon is set in a post apocalyptic World [[OVER 9000|10K]] years into the future, after the Earth's ice caps have melted and the rising water levels have drowned every poor fucker into the ocean. With all land underwater, the Inklings took on the new role of human society, and fucked everything over. Inklings are able to change their form from Animu-Kid too Squid, and love to jizz ink all over the place, during events called Turf wars. Despite being a fuckin Squid, Inklings will dissolve in Water, because fuck you Darwin.

imported>Durx at 01:27, 2 November 2022

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	* '''Marina:''' The Hot [[Black people\|black girl]] in the game who is extremely thicc with her big tits, don't worry she's 18.		* '''Marina:''' The Hot [[Black people\|black girl]] in the game who is extremely thicc with her big tits, don't worry she's 18.

			* '''Shiver:''' 1/3 of the group Deep Cut. When she first appeared, many assumed she was trans but she's 100% female.

			* '''Frye:''' This girl makes Pearl look like a Kardashian. Good Lord, look at that forehead!

			* '''Big Man:''' The only male in Deep Cut who's a manta. Get it?


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imported>TabbyGarf: /* See also */

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imported>Fuckedhardfaggot26: /* See also */

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{{天|'''SEA CREATURES TOOK OVER THE WORLD, HUMANITY WAS FLOODED AND KILLED, THE SQUID SISTERS ARE ACTUALLY COUSINS, THE SQUIDS DONT HAVE BONES!''' |Squidkid.gif|120px|orange|75%}}<br />

[[Image:SplatoonWiiU.jpg|thumb|SPLATATATATATATATATATATA]]

'''Splatoon''' is a Color Wars rip-off that was originally created by [[Microsoft]] before [[Nintendo]] (aka [[Japan|nips]]) stole their idea and released it in on [[Wii U|their inferior hardware]] in May [[2015]]. The game is about spraying your [[Cum|ink]] everywhere so that you can [[Team Fortress 2|overpower your opponent's territory]]. Much like the abandoned Color Wars there is also no gameplay in Splatoon, so it is just a 3rd person [[Mario]] Paint simulator. How original, Nintendo.

== History ==

This "game" was first shown at E3 2014, and left everyone pretty damn confused, because it made no fucking sense whatsoever.

As Nintendo originated in Japan, someone was probably [[Fap|fapping]] to schoolgirls getting [[raped]] by [[cephalopods]], then probably someone walked in on him and wondered how the baby will look. After a few seconds, this game was conceived.

== Story Background ==
Splatoon is set in a post apocalyptic World [[OVER 9000|10K]] years into the future, after the Earth's ice caps have melted and the rising water levels have drowned every poor fucker into the ocean. With all land underwater, the Inklings took on the new role of human society, and fucked everything over. Inklings are able to change their form from Animu-Kid too Squid, and love to jizz ink all over the place, during events called Turf wars. Despite being a fuckin Squid, Inklings will dissolve in Water, because fuck you Darwin.

==Characters==

For such an obvious rip-off that this "game" clearly is, it has an oddly large amount of useless and unusable characters that no one likes, nor gives a shit about...

<BIG><BIG><span class="co;Inklings [-];Inklings [+];0;1"></span></BIG></BIG>
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* '''Male Player:''' No one gives a fuck about the male variation, since they are just your average [[faggot|fruity]] kid with a ponytail.

* '''Female Player''': Everyone likes using them, since they have unnecessarily large asses and even swings their hips like the [[slut|sluts]] they are, [[Sick Fuck|they are also only 14, you sick fucks...]] They also like making lots of [[Hentai|yuri]] with them! It also gives [[Wapanese|weeaboos]] something to fap to.

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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;Octolings [-];Octolings [+];0;2"></span></BIG></BIG>
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* '''Female:''' For some odd fucking reason, the females are the only ones that actually have a kid formation, like everyone else. They also look like sluts as well. They are also not playable, ''yet players want to use them...''

* '''Octarians:''' Useless ugly pieces of shit that don't know how to fight. [[retarded|'''They don't even move around, or avoid the ink you ejaculate at them...''']]

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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;Booyah Base [-];Booyah Base [+];0;3"></span></BIG></BIG>
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NOTE: If you don't play Splatoon for over a month and you suddenly enter Booyah Base you are forced to listen to [[TL;DR|all of the new items available and their functions]]. You cannot fucking skip this either.

* '''Sheldon:''' This nerd owns some place called 'Ammo Knights' and is also the one responsible for giving you these cum sprayers. ''Looks nothing like an actual damn Horseshoe Crab...''

* '''Annie:''' Some fucking bitch dork that owns a place named 'Cooler Heads' that sells headgear. Too bad that won't help from getting raped like the little bitch [[you]] are.

* '''Moe:''' The only good thing about this game. He mocks you for how much of a [[faggot]] you are for buying this game in the first place.

* '''Jelonzo:''' An blue jellyfish that has a place named 'Jelly Fresh' that sells gay clothes. He is also an huge hipster and has sexual fantasies for the newest and hottest trends... No matter what you pick, you still look hideous and gay, just like in real life!

* '''Crusty Sean:''' Some type of weird ass shrimp that owns 'Shrimp Kicks' which sells shoes; He also has an heavy foot fetish, obsessed over shoes, and has no problem showing his mental illness in public.

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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;Squid Sisters [-];Squid Sisters [+];0;4"></span></BIG></BIG>
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NOTE: Their Names are a pun on Calamari, get it? Callie Marie, Calamari... fuckin funny, [[No|right]]?

* '''Callie:''' Some hyper bitch that acts like she's on drugs, that does news... Nothing interesting about her at all. Only useful for getting raped in the ass.

* '''Marie:''' Just like her sister, she also does news. But this one acts like an sassy-ass bitch all the time, and is also only useful for anal rape. She is also known for having the most obvious fake-ass smile anyone could ever see, goes to show how much she's gives a shit about you.

* '''Pearl:''' Ugly ass bitch in the 2nd game who looks like a genderbent bling-bling from Johnny Test.

* '''Marina:''' The Hot [[Black people|black girl]] in the game who is extremely thicc with her big tits, don't worry she's 18.

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<BIG><BIG><span class="co;Misc. [-];Misc. [+];0;5"></span></BIG></BIG>
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* '''Cap'n Cuttlefish:''' An oldfag veteran pedophile that stalks you with his [[Adam Lanza|wide-ass open eyes]]. He somehow helps you out though, [[Sick Fuck|probably just to stare at that squid ass of yours.]] Also, for some reason, he lives in a fucking sewer, at least that's where he belongs... ''He is also the grandfather of the Squid Sisters.''

* '''DJ Octavio:''' The most weirdest DJ anyone could ever see, that has an golden samurai hat for no God damn reason. He is also very annoying and never '''shuts the fuck up''' when trying to beat your stupid ass. Probably the reason why he gets raped when you encounter him.

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[[Image:Splatoon-Fanboy.jpg|thumb|Typical Splatoon fanboy.]]
[[File:Splatoon2 Marina.png|thumb|The Hot [[Black people|Black Girl]] in the 2nd game]]
[[Image:Splatoon-Semen.png|thumb|[[DO NOT WANT]]]]
[[Image:M-Rated_Splatoon.png|thumb|]]

==Fandom==

Somehow, Splatoon managed to get such a [[Erection|huge]] fandom, mostly consisting of braindead [[16-year old girls]] who think "''OMG A BUNCCH OF SQUIDZ SPRAYING SEMEN @ EACH OTHER SO CUUUTE KAWAAAIIIII ^______________^''" Most of the fanbase on [[DeviantART|some crappy site nobody likes]], making [[Rule 34]] [[Hentai|porn of Splatoon characters]].

===Breakdown on the Splatoon Fandom===
*69% Annoying ass TARTlets and 690000channers that think [[Sick Fuck|Squids are sexy]], or that they can never shut the fuck up about that crap game.
*4% [[13-year old boys|10-year olds]] that go Übernuts when somebody criticizes the game.
*100% People that consist of some other types of [[faggot|faggotry]] that [[nobody cares]] about.
*1% [[You]]

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==Gallery of Faggotry==

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Image:Splatoon-Rule34(01).gif|Pressing X does nothing!
Image:FuckingGaySplatoon-R34.jpeg|[[faggot|He wants you to suck his dick.]]
Image:FuckingGayShitSplatoon.jpg|This is '''not''' how you bond with your grandfather...
Image:LolwutSplatoon-R34.jpg|'''U WOT M8?'''
Image:WTFSplatoon-Rule34.png|Dat perspective doe.
Image:CallieSplatoon-Rule34.jpg|>_> Fuck off, horny squid bitch!
Image:OgodSplatoon-Rule34.jpg|What in the flipping '''fuck'''?!
Image:MarieSplatoon-Rule34.jpg|Penetration? '''FUCK THAT! LEMME USE MUH FEET!!!'''
Image:FemaleInkling-Rule34.jpg|A collector's wet dream.
Image:DoNotWantSplatoon-Rule34.jpg|You don't want to taste that...
Image:FatFuckSplatoon-Rule34.jpg|Move your fucking couch!
Image:DiaperFetish01-Splatoon.gif|This is wrong on [[Sonmanic|so]] [[Pamperchu|many]] [[Chris-chan|levels...]]
Image:DiaperFetish02-Splatoon.jpeg|'''PUSH MOTHERFUCKER!'''
File:Squid Kid Anal Sex.png
File:Big octling tits.jpg|average gameplay of the 2nd game
File:Inkling sexings.jpg|MOAR INK!!!
File:Superinklingriolu.jpg|Do we really need to explain this?
File:SplatoonPorn.png|Inklings enjoy big cock
File:MarinaHentaiArt.jpg|[[Ebonics|DAM BIOTCH, LOOK AT HER TITTIES, GURL SHAKE DAT BOOTY!!!]]
</gallery></center>

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{| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
|<center><big>'''NOTE: This is basically an entire gallery of cancerous Splatoon videos. You're welcome'''</big></center><br>
<center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
<youtube>y90bDDLO094</youtube>|<youtube>29fnKJHR24Y</youtube>|<youtube>kBY47YtosrE</youtube>}}
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|}

{{rainbow|You're a kid now, you're a squid now}}

==See also==
* [[Squirting]]
* [[Squid Girl]]
* [[Nintendo]]
* [[Tentacle Rape]]
* [[MS Paint]]
* [[Toby J Rathjen]]
* [[WillBound216]]

==External links==
* [http://splatoon.nintendo.com Nintendo's first "original" IP in a decade]
* [http://splatoon.wikia.com/wiki/Splatoon_Wiki Splatoon's very own wiki]
* [http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-07-25-splatoon-bows-out-in-style-with-its-last-ever-splatfest Lol everyone got upset when this game announced its final Splatfest]
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	* [[~~WillBound216~~]]		* [[Heavy The Squid]]

	==External links==		==External links==