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	[[~~image~~:Spider Birth.gif\|thumb\|Spider birthing process.]]		[[File:Spider Birth.gif\|thumb\|Spider birthing process]]

	'''Spiders''' are eight-legged creatures from [[hell\|the arachnid family]] that are related to [[VD\|pubic lice]] and scorpions. There are [[Over 9000\|thousands]] of different species of spiders and even though not all of them are poisonous, all of them ''do'' bite. So be wary, as [http://starbulletin.com/96/09/17/features/story1.html you are never more than 3 feet from one.]		'''Spiders''' are eight-legged creatures from [[hell\|the arachnid family]] that are related to [[VD\|pubic lice]] and scorpions. There are [[Over 9000\|thousands]] of different species of spiders and even though not all of them are poisonous, all of them ''do'' bite. So be wary, as [http://starbulletin.com/96/09/17/features/story1.html you are never more than 3 feet from one.]

	Spiders prefer dark places, like your bedroom or [[vaginas]], and tend to hide in corners and other places you never clean. Most will descend slowly from their [[Interwebs\|webs]] into your mouth while you are sleeping and every year over fifteen will get in your mouth and hold a big party, [[sex\|mate]], and lay eggs, which will hatch in five minutes. The feisty young will later burrow deep into your trachea, mate, and lay eggs again in a continuing cycle to colonize your entire alimentary canal.		Spiders prefer dark places, like your bedroom or [[vaginas]], and tend to hide in corners and other places you never clean. Most will descend slowly from their [[Interwebs\|webs]] into your mouth while you are sleeping and every year over fifteen will get in your mouth and hold a big party, [[sex\|mate]], and lay eggs, which will hatch in five minutes. The feisty young will later burrow deep into your trachea, mate, and lay eggs again in a continuing cycle to colonize your entire alimentary canal.
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	==Spider Types==		==Spider Types==
	*'''The average spider''': Wear a perpetually surprised expression. This is because spiders watch most of your [[masturbation\|daily activities]] and just don't get where you're coming from.

	*'''Daddy longlegs''': Although they're not actually spiders, they share the intense dislike of people, and an appetite for human flesh. Some people believe that the "Daddy Long-legs" spider that [[Lurk\|lurks]] in your corners is harmless. What these people don't realize is that this is really one of the [[Lies\|most poisonous fuckers of them all]] -- however, its mouth is [[fail\|too small to get a proper bite]] on some human skin. You never know though. Still, kill them just in case.

	*'''[[Australia\|Sydney]] funnel-web''': [http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-deadliest-spider-in-the-world.htm One bite and you're dead in 15 minutes.]

	*'''The Brown Recluse''': Live to be around forty years, grow two feet long, and have a gestation period of nine months. Unlike most spider bites, which are fatal, the Brown Recluse's bite triggers an instant [[orgasm]] in all mammals.		* '''The average spider''': Wear a perpetually surprised expression. This is because spiders watch most of your [[masturbation\|daily activities]] and just don't get where you're coming from.
			* '''Daddy longlegs''': Although they're not actually spiders, they share the intense dislike of people, and an appetite for human flesh. Some people believe that the "Daddy Long-legs" spider that [[Lurk\|lurks]] in your corners is harmless. What these people don't realize is that this is really one of the [[Lies\|most poisonous fuckers of them all]] -- however, its mouth is [[fail\|too small to get a proper bite]] on some human skin. You never know though. Still, kill them just in case.
			* '''[[Australia\|Sydney]] funnel-web''': [http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-deadliest-spider-in-the-world.htm One bite and you're dead in 15 minutes.]
			* '''The Brown Recluse''': Live to be around forty years, grow two feet long, and have a gestation period of nine months. Unlike most spider bites, which are fatal, the Brown Recluse's bite triggers an instant [[orgasm]] in all mammals.

	==Videos==		==Videos==
	<center>{{fv\|Spider videos\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;		<center>{{fv\|Spider videos\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|<youtube>KR4GEyMfdr4</youtube~~><center~~>'''Typical Brown Recluse Bite'''~~</center>~~		\|<youtube>KR4GEyMfdr4</youtube>'''Typical Brown Recluse Bite'''
	\|<youtube>sHzdsFiBbFc</youtube~~><center~~>'''Spiders on drugs'''~~</center>~~		\|<youtube>sHzdsFiBbFc</youtube>'''Spiders on drugs'''
	}}</center>		}}</center>
	{{clear}}		{{clear}}

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
	{{collapsegallery\|~~Spider Gallery~~\|~~Spider Gallery~~\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">		{{collapsegallery\|\|SpiderPix\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
	Image:Spider attack.gif\|No one survived		Image:Spider attack.gif\|No one survived
	Image:Man Tries to Catch Giant Spider with Bowl.gif\|Well. ''He's'' fucked.		Image:Man Tries to Catch Giant Spider with Bowl.gif\|Well. ''He's'' fucked.
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	*[[A RAPE SPIDER]]		*[[A RAPE SPIDER]]
	*[[Bill Spider]]		*[[Bill Spider]]
			*[[Spiderbro]]
	*[[Camel Spider]]		*[[Camel Spider]]
			*[[Spider enthusiast]]
			*[[Spider expert]]
			*[[Spider-Man]]
			*[[How do I shot web?]]
	*[[Centipedes]]		*[[Centipedes]]
	*[[Giant Isopod]]		*[[Giant Isopod]]
	*[[How do I shot web?]]
	*[[Japanese Bug Fights]]		*[[Japanese Bug Fights]]
	*[[Spider enthusiast]]
	*[[Spider expert]]
	*[[Spider-Man]]
	*[[Scorpion]]		*[[Scorpion]]


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[[image:Spider Birth.gif|thumb|Spider birthing process.]]
'''Spiders''' are eight-legged creatures from [[hell|the arachnid family]] that are related to [[VD|pubic lice]] and scorpions. There are [[Over 9000|thousands]] of different species of spiders and even though not all of them are poisonous, all of them ''do'' bite. So be wary, as [http://starbulletin.com/96/09/17/features/story1.html you are never more than 3 feet from one.]

Spiders prefer dark places, like your bedroom or [[vaginas]], and tend to hide in corners and other places you never clean. Most will descend slowly from their [[Interwebs|webs]] into your mouth while you are sleeping and every year over fifteen will get in your mouth and hold a big party, [[sex|mate]], and lay eggs, which will hatch in five minutes. The feisty young will later burrow deep into your trachea, mate, and lay eggs again in a continuing cycle to colonize your entire alimentary canal.
__NOTOC__{{clear}}

==Spider Types==
*'''The average spider''': Wear a perpetually surprised expression. This is because spiders watch most of your [[masturbation|daily activities]] and just don't get where you're coming from.

*'''Daddy longlegs''': Although they're not actually spiders, they share the intense dislike of people, and an appetite for human flesh. Some people believe that the "Daddy Long-legs" spider that [[Lurk|lurks]] in your corners is harmless. What these people don't realize is that this is really one of the [[Lies|most poisonous fuckers of them all]] -- however, its mouth is [[fail|too small to get a proper bite]] on some human skin. You never know though. Still, kill them just in case.

*'''[[Australia|Sydney]] funnel-web''': [http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-deadliest-spider-in-the-world.htm One bite and you're dead in 15 minutes.]

*'''The Brown Recluse''': Live to be around forty years, grow two feet long, and have a gestation period of nine months. Unlike most spider bites, which are fatal, the Brown Recluse's bite triggers an instant [[orgasm]] in all mammals.

==Videos==
<center>{{fv|Spider videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>KR4GEyMfdr4</youtube><center>'''Typical Brown Recluse Bite'''</center>
|<youtube>sHzdsFiBbFc</youtube><center>'''Spiders on drugs'''</center>
}}</center>
{{clear}}

==Gallery==
{{collapsegallery|Spider Gallery|Spider Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Spider attack.gif|No one survived
Image:Man Tries to Catch Giant Spider with Bowl.gif|Well. ''He's'' fucked.
Image:Spider babies.gif|This guy just fucked his life over
Image:Baby spiders 2.gif|They're even creepy when they're young
Image:Criket spiderhole.gif|Gotcha' bitch!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Toilet spiders.gif|You might want to hold it in
Image:Scared spider.gif
Image:Spider sex.jpg
Image:Ass Tarantula.jpg
Image:!spidercock.jpg
Image:Spider girl sex.gif
Image:Snake spider.gif
Image:Spider arm.gif
Image:Song of my people Spider.gif
Image:Toy Spider.gif
Image:Hairspray spider.gif
Image:Pogona eats spider.gif
Image:Water droplet spider.jpg
Image:Toilet spider.jpg
Image:Granddaddy.jpg|Cozy...
image:Screaming mantis icon.jpg
Image:Brown_r1.jpg|A bite from the brown recluse
Image:Necrosis.jpg|Another brown recluse bite
Image:Wolf-spider-withyoung.jpg|Party tonight. In your throat.
Image:Jumping-spider.jpg|A jumping spider, watching you.
Image:Clockspider1.jpg|[[Rape Clock|Good Heavens, just look at the time!]]
Image:RAPE_SPIDER.jpg|Spiders spread sexual [[disease]]
Image:Clockspider3.jpg|OH SHI-
Image:Spidersdidwtc.jpg|[[WTC|SPIDERS DID WTC!]]
Image:TropicalSpider.jpeg|He thinks you're kind of a douchebag, and he's probably right.
Image:Happy spider.jpg|[[Emoticon|::D]]
Image:Cookiespider.JPG|A spider's attempt to cash in on [[Caturday]].
Image:Spider203.jpg|Don't worry, the guy in the photo is [[Fist of the North Star|already dead.]]
Image:My Spider.jpg|Spiders make good pets for your pets.
Image:Brown recluse.jpg|The dreaded brown recluse. If you see one, you should GTFO
Image:SpiderOM NOM NOM .jpg|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]
Image:Arson spider.jpg|[[Noone]] suspects ''the spider''
Image:Banana spider.jpg|A banana spider, preparing to ruin some guy's day.
Image:Tawakani spiders.jpg|For no apparent reason, [http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/070830_ap_spider_webs.html a huge swarm of unidentified spiders] is building a giant web in North Texas.
Image:Tawakawi spiders2.jpg|Yeah, we're pretty much fucked.
Image:Spcr.jpg|[[NO U]]
Image:Spidersoda.jpg|Refreshing.
Image:Is it can be hugs tiem now spider.jpg|[[IS IT CAN BE HUGS TIEM NOW PLEES?]]
Image:THOSE ARE MY SHOES SPIDER.jpg|Ok, ok. You win.
Image:A RAPE SPIDER kangajew.jpg
Image:Spider promotions.jpg
Image:Bill Spider Motivator.gif
Image:A rape spider approached me.jpg
Image:Rape spider 3D.jpg
Image:Rape spider has limits.PNG
Image:African Cave Spider Fear Factor.jpg
Image:Bill nye the spider expert.jpg
Image:Spider Dance.gif|''Tegenaria domestica''
Image:Spider anatomy.gif|Know thine enemy...
Image:Programmingspider.jpg
Image:Spiders_-_Ladybird_Mimic_Spider.jpg
Image:Spiders_-_Happy_Butt_Spider.jpg
Image:Spiders_-_Drawing.jpg
Image:Anime spider.jpg
Image:Jumping Spider eyes.png
Image:Spiders_-_Hairspray_Vaginal_Removal.png|Vaginal spiders can be a real nuisance.
Image:Spiders_-_Don't_You_Know_How_To_Act_Right.jpg|Don't you know how to act right.
Image:Spiders_-_Maybe_You_Shouldn't_Kill_It.jpg|Maybe you shouldn't kill it.
Image:Spiders_-_Frogs.jpg
Image:Spiders_-_Hors_D'œuvre.jpg|Hors D'œuvre
Image:Spiders_-_Oreo.jpg|SMASH!
Image:Spiders_-_Snuggle_Time.jpg
Image:Spiders_-_Sleep_Spiders.jpg
Image:Spiders_-_Literally_Shit_Myself.jpg
Image:Spiders_-_Sneak_Attack.jpg
Image:8_legs_of_love-oglaf.jpg
Image:Spider_Fear.png
Image:Bring_Them_Inside_1.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[A RAPE SPIDER]]
*[[Bill Spider]]
*[[Camel Spider]]
*[[Centipedes]]
*[[Giant Isopod]]
*[[How do I shot web?]]
*[[Japanese Bug Fights]]
*[[Spider enthusiast]]
*[[Spider expert]]
*[[Spider-Man]]
*[[Scorpion]]

{{Animals}}
{{Timeline|Featured article March 29, [[2008]]|[[Billoon45]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Billoon45]]}}
[[Category:Animals]]
[[Category:Creepypasta]]
[[Category:Furries]]