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imported>Uberfukken at 03:02, 14 March 2019

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	Three great characters to spam on board with character limits on their posts are the following : ፼ (U+137C), ₔ, and  (U+E366) (seriously, those are three single characters) because they are hueg liek Xbox and will allow you to cover more page area with the small character limit.		Three great characters to spam on board with character limits on their posts are the following : ፼ (U+137C), ₔ, and  (U+E366) (seriously, those are three single characters) because they are hueg liek Xbox and will allow you to cover more page area with the small character limit.

			In passing, it is worth noting that Hormel Foods Corp, maker of the meat product mentioned above, has pursued intellectual property claims on the basis of trademark infringement by anti-spam companies such as "Spambusters" and "Spam Attack". Hormel foods has lost every single such case it has ever launched, but this has nothing to do with the free publicity afforded the manufacturers by the fact that this WWII-era concoction of pigs' lips and arseholes would be swiftly forgotten by a relieved public were it not for its name now being mentioned a gazillion times a day.

	==Costs of Spam==		==Costs of Spam==
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	*Nigerians		*Nigerians
	*Pharmacies		*Pharmacies
			*[[12 year old girls]]
			*[[13 year old boys]]
	*[[Anontalk.com\|Kimmo Alm]]		*[[Anontalk.com\|Kimmo Alm]]
	*Your bank		*Your bank
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	==Spamalot?==		==Spamalot?==
	<center><youtube>anwy2MPT5RE</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>anwy2MPT5RE</youtube></center>
	{{quote\|[[tl;dr\|Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam WONDERFUL! spam spam spam spam BEAUTIFUL! spam spam spam spam...]]\|[[~~The Spanish Inquisition\|~~Monty Python]]}}		{{quote\|[[tl;dr\|Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam WONDERFUL! spam spam spam spam BEAUTIFUL! spam spam spam spam...]]\|[[Monty Python]]}}

			''There is a girl in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A-4VGfx5lU New Orleans]<br />They call the Chinese Tongue<br />And though she does four jobs an hour<br />Her work is never done

			''My lover was a spammer<br />She sold a green card well<br />She's been the ruin of many a cell phone<br />And now I know mine's one

			''Now the only thing a spammer needs<br />Is a way to get the cash<br />And a place to call out to her marks<br />Till she heads off in a flash

			''Oh suckers tell your children<br />Not to do what you have done<br />Spend your money on a copied public form<br />Written in the Chinese tongue

			''Well I've got one hand on my cellphone<br />And the other on the rail<br />I'm throwing out all your complaints<br />Cuz there's a new phone out on sale

			''There is a girl in New Orleans<br />They call the Chinese Tongue<br />And though she does four jobs an hour<br />Her work is never done

	==If That's Not Enough to Make You [[an hero\|Kill Yourself...]]==		==If That's Not Enough to Make You [[an hero\|Kill Yourself...]]==
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If That's Not Enough to Make You Kill Yourself...

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2014-07-17T11:37:46Z

If That's Not Enough to Make You Kill Yourself...

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{{Elaw}}
[[Image:Spam.jpg|thumb|right|Explanatory diagram]]
[[Image:Japs.png|thumb|right|I'm so sorry to hear about that, sir]]
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'''Spam''' is a [[shit|delicious]] processed [[vagoo|luncheon meat product]] that [[your mom]] cooks with fucking everything. Spam is also a [[lying|legitimate]] form of [[advertising]] and a multi-million dollar industry that everyone loves to hate. [[Shit nobody cares about|Spam had its origin when authors like]] [[Fag|Alexandre Dumas]] [[Shit nobody cares about|were paid by the word to publish novels so they would be of ]][[Shitty|superior]] [[Shit nobody cares about|quality]]. Most spammers make an [[Prostitute|honest living]] out of reposting the same [[bullshit|quality content]] over and over again, ad infinitum, you know, until people [[Last Measure|really get the picture]]. Sadly, some people invoke actual wire, mail, and e-mail fraud laws to severely abuse these humble public servants simply trying to get the word out about their [[voodoo|new methods]] of curing [[erectile dysfunction]]. Some, however, spam with malicious intent on forums and message boards. Those people are [[cunt|huge cunts]].

Don't knock it. It's got its own key. Hormel Foods Corporation, the makers of spam, have revealed future revisions of their spam would use the latest in [[Computer Science III|128-bit public encryption technology]] for the cans, as the traditional key is insecure, especially as it is included with the can.

Three great characters to spam on board with character limits on their posts are the following : ፼ (U+137C), ₔ, and  (U+E366) (seriously, those are three single characters) because they are hueg liek Xbox and will allow you to cover more page area with the small character limit.

==Costs of Spam==
To quote [[TOW]], The European Union's Internal Market Commission estimated in 2001 that "junk e-mail" cost Internet users €10 billion per year worldwide. It was estimated [[at least 100 years ago]] that spam cost [http://shop.netgrocer.com/ProductDetail.aspx?&sid=28811883&sid_guid=27509eea-24d0-42dd-9fdc-a6cdf7fcaf41&strid=2D462&pid=41387 Internet users] $3.85 per can worldwide.

==Why spam other people?==
[[Image:Traitors1.jpg|thumb|right|You know what's coming]]
# Why the fuck not?
# For the [[lulz]]
# Revenge is a dish best served with [[sauce]]
# It’s a fun way to start a day.
# It’s a [[retarded|clean]] way to get revenge.
# If you like [[MySpace|sending chain mails]] you will love doing it with spam!
# [[Kimmo_Alm|The best way to get a lot of visitors to your website.]]
# To advertise your shitty product.
# It's the most [[annoying|formal]] way to get your point across.
# Because all the [[pretty cool guy|pretty cool kids]] are doing it.
# Because you are bored.
# Because you are a [[Faggot|respected, cool, fun to be around person]].
# Because you are a [[furry]].
# Because you are a [[troll]].
# Because you have no life.
# Because your [[boyfriend|girlfriend]] cheated on you.
# Because you love it.
# Because you love [[Tl;dr]] threads.
# Because you can.
# Because you can't.

==People who spam==
[[File:Android spambot.png|thumb|Your typical spambot]]
*Nigerians
*Pharmacies
*[[Anontalk.com|Kimmo Alm]]
*Your bank
*Your mom
*Your alcoholic dad
*GNAA
*Scientologists
*Bible sellers
*Penny stock sellers
*Online/mail-order colleges
*Dating sites
*[[Camwhore|Cam whores]]
*Muslims
*[[Spambots]]
*[[Billy Mays]] - Now he's fucking dead, but they "aggressively advertise" in his honor.
*Tahko
* [[YOU]]

==Spamalot?==
<center><youtube>anwy2MPT5RE</youtube></center>
{{quote|[[tl;dr|Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam WONDERFUL! spam spam spam spam BEAUTIFUL! spam spam spam spam...]]|[[The Spanish Inquisition|Monty Python]]}}

==If That's Not Enough to Make You [[an hero|Kill Yourself...]]==
{{cg|GALLERY-O-SPAM|spamgallery|center|<gallery>
File:Spam_pizza.jpg|Spam pizza... [[raid|you didn't order it!]]
File:Adult book.JPG|A prime example of forum spam.
File:MenaiHighSpam.jpg|Spam reaction from a butthurt fag.
File:greatwigs-spam.JPG|Once again, that's greatwigs.co.uk!!!!
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:WilliamShatnerSpam.jpg|William Shatner is a Canadian actor, musician, recording artist and...
File:Spamsans.JPG|Spam comes with bad grammar and in [[Comic Sans]]
File:1225606326503.jpg|SPAM! You Got It!
File:MoarSpam2.JPG|Now With Illustrations!
File:Lolspam.PNG|Whores are known to spam on [[Newgrounds]]
File:Myspacenewsletter.jpg||Spam with embedded pix!!1!
File:Kempsey_Hornets_Soccer_Club_spam.jpg|YOUR INTARNETZ AND EMAILZ DIED LULULULU!!11!!one!!
File:ButthurtFromSpam.jpg|QQ
File:Xst jezo thps3clan spam.jpg|RAGE!
File:Jagex runescape spam.jpg|LolRage.
File:Spam-c07.jpg
File:Spam excrement.jpg
</gallery>|}}

==See Also==
*[[Chris Beer]] - Infamous 4chan spammer
*[[Cloaking]]
*[[DESU]]
*[[DE GESO]]
*[[DMOZ]]
*[[Hookers and blow]]
*[[Message]]
*[[Michael Pousti]]
*[[Nigeria]]- Their whole economy is based on sending spam.
*[[Republic of Sierra Leone]]
*[[Spambot]]

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