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{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Space Dandy''}}
{{spoilers|!!!! DANDY TURNS DOWN BEING GOD SO HE CAN FEEL UP GIRLS AT A RESTAURANT!!11!1}}

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'''''Space Dandy''''' is an [[anime]] that was created by the same group of [[azn]]s that made ''Cowboy Bebop''.

[[Image:SpaceDandyinanutshell.jpg|right|thumb|That's it. That's the show.]]

Often described as ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' on acid, [[weeaboo|weeaboos]] make remarks about [[lies|how amazing the visuals are]] and how much they want to suck Dandy's dandy dick.

To earn [[lulz]]y reactions from the fanbase, tell them that the show is [[feminist|degrading to women]], Dandy probably has a tiny dick, or that there's never going to be a third season.

== Plot ==

It is about the adventures of an alien hunter named Dandy, and his [[Basement dwellers|worthless crew members]], who frequent the galaxy for aliens to make a quick buck off of by getting them [[rape|registered]]. They consistently visit a place called Boobies, which is the space equivalent of [[Hooters]].

=== Characters ===

[[Image:DandysMentality.jpg|thumb|He's got his priorities in check.]]

Dandy - Main protagonist and biggest [[retard]] in the entire show. Flunked high school so he could become an alien hunter, which he fails at miserably. As a result, he is too retarded to even spell his own name. Loves [[women|wimmins]] as much as the next guy, but can't get fucking laid for shit. [[Shit nobody cares about|He also turns out to be the master of some time warping element called pynomium or some shit.]]

[[robot|QT]] - The only one in the show who's remotely smart and/or has common sense. Much like a woman, he likes cleaning up after everybody else's messes. Dandy will sometimes [[vibrator|take out his sexual frustration on QT.]]

[[furry|Meow]] - Like Dandy, [[pervert|Meow also likes women,]] but can never seem to get laid. As a matter of fact, the last one he liked turned out to be a [[dyke|lesbian]]. Meow is a freeloader, and has yet to contribute anything. He is also addicted to social media.

[[whore|Honey]] - Works at Boobies, and loves being around Dandy. While she is mostly an air head, it is revealed that's she's really just a [[Aspie|nerd]] with her knowledge on h4x0rs.

[[BDSM|Scarlet]] - Uptight bitch who works at the alien registration center. While she acts like she's a strong black independent woman who don't need no man, she secretly desires [[cock|a good man in her life.]]

[[nigger|Dr. Gel]] - A giant ape that was hired by the Googl Empire to catch Dandy, only to [[fail]] every single time. When he is not doing his job, he has bizarre alien sex with his assistant, Bea.

Bea - Literally a talking cucumber. Turns out to be a selfish prick who wants the entire universe to himself, and he murders his partner. Asshole.

[[loli|Adelie]] - Typical loli bait that's required in any decent [[animu]]. While she has powers that allow her to trap anyone's conscience in a toy penguin, that probably won't stop Dandy.

[[Fag|Prince]] - Famous spaceship racer. He has an delirious obsession that involves having secks with Dandy.

Freckles - Rare alien that Dandy was supposed to capture, but didn't due to the fact that she was butt ugly. (Although she was [[canon|canonically]] confirmed to have a nice [[ass]].)

Johnny - Commander of the Jairco Empire, but was about to quit to become a rockstar. Most likely [[gay]] for Dandy.

There are some more characters, but nobody gives a shit about them.

==Rating==

'''Action:''' 6. Super chaotic.

'''Lulz:''' 6. The show is so ridiculous that it doesn't take itself seriously.

'''Loli/Shota:''' 4. Adelie would make for some nice loli, but the others? No.

'''Furry:''' 5. Meow is an alien furry, and is part of the main cast. (Sadly.) However, the series clearly shows that he's a loser.

==Gallery==

{{cg|A dandy gallery, baby.|cbpicshere|center|<gallery>
Image:DandyXQT_porn.jpg|"QT gives Dandy a hand in times of need." - Comment from artist.
image:Dandy_Porn1.jpg|Prince gets his wish.
Image:Dandy_Porn2.jpg|[[You]] wish you could participate in that.
Image:DrGelXBea_Porn.jpg|Just one of the many things they do...
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Dandy_Porn3.jpg|
Image:Meow_Porn.jpg|If you find this picture of Meow even remotely sexy, [[yiff in hell|then I have some news for you...]]
Image:Meow_is_dying_alone.jpg|He's that much of a fucking looser.
Image:SpikeDandy_Porn.jpg|The crossover that everyone wanted, but never really got.
Image:Space_Dandy_Alien.jpg|An actual alien from the show.
Image:Space_Bonzi.jpg|Prototype of Space Dandy advertisement. There's really no difference.
</gallery>}}

==See also==

* ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]''

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imported>Lolyunohavgudsoftware at 08:18, 13 February 2016