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	<!--[[File:Flying saucer.jpg\|thumb\|Old people invented space in 1950]]-->		<!--[[File:Flying saucer.jpg\|thumb\|Old people invented space in 1950]]-->
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	'''Space''' is a ~~place~~ designed to ~~rape~~ people (by disabling the victim's ability to call for help), also a majestic fairy-tale wonderland that [[Atheist]]s use as proof that [[God]] does not exist, and for [[Joss Whedon]] to set his [[Firefly\|miserable television ~~show~~]]. It is supposedly populated by [[gay niggers from outer space\|gay niggers]] and [[~~aliens~~]]~~. It is a well known fact that~~ [[~~polandball~~\|~~polen cannot into space.~~]]		'''Space''' is a [[boring]] void designed by old people sometime in the 1950's to totally mess with people by disabling the victim's ability to call for help (let alone breathe). It is also a majestic fairy-tale wonderland that [[Atheist]]s use as proof that [[God]] does not exist, and for [[Joss Whedon]] to set his [[Firefly\|miserable television shows]]. It is supposedly populated by [[gay niggers from outer space\|gay niggers]] and [[Asians\|other foreign intelligent life-forms]], however [[Who cares\|we have never been able to confirm that such life exists out there]].

	The truth is that space was invented by [[Anonymous_Hijack_NASA_Slogan\|NASA]] during the [[~~hippy~~\|1950's]] as a plot to give [[Russia\|the Ruskies]] srs [[penis envy]]. [[CSIII]]-graduates from both countries spent [[at least 100]] billion dollars building bigger rockets with moar [[secks\|thrust]] and a larger [[cum\|payload]] in order to prove they had the most potent nukular arsenal, the [[old media\|pre-tubes]] analogue of an [[e-penis]]. In order to keep this elaborate [[lie\|farce]] afloat, they started strapping primates into these rockets to prove that they were doing it all [[for the lulz\|in the name of science]]. Naturally, as soon as these rockets passed the clouds, they entered the Kingdom of [[Heaven]], where God promptly bitch-slapped the rockets right back to Earth, instantly [[pwned\|killing said monkeys]].		Space generally consists of [[DOUBLE_NIGGER\|black holes]], [[balls\|planets]], [[sperm\|galaxies]], [[shit\|asteroids]], [[cumshot\|comets]], and all-in-all; [[nothing of value]]. Sometimes space can be [[lulzy]] and decide to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelyabinsk_meteor throw huge chunks of rock] into [[Russia\|regions of the Earth populated by genetically diseased dumbasses]]. It is a well known fact that [[polandball\|polen cannot into space.]]

			The [[truth]] is that space was invented by [[Anonymous_Hijack_NASA_Slogan\|NASA]] during the [[oldfag\|1950's]] as a plot to give [[Russia\|the Ruskies]] srs [[penis envy]]. [[CSIII]]-graduates from both countries spent [[at least 100]] billion dollars building bigger [[cocks\|rockets]] with moar [[secks\|thrust]] and a larger [[cum\|payload]] in order to prove they had the most potent nukular arsenal, the [[old media\|pre-tubes]] analogue of an [[e-penis]]. In order to keep this elaborate [[lie\|farce]] afloat, they started strapping [[Aboriginals\|primates]] into these rockets to prove that they were doing it all [[for the lulz\|in the name of science]]. Naturally, as soon as these rockets passed the clouds, they entered the Kingdom of [[Heaven]], where God promptly bitch-slapped the rockets right back to Earth, instantly [[pwned\|killing said monkeys]].

	In spite of the fact that it doesn’t actually exist, many people claim to have been in space, even walked on the moon. NASA has video of two men that they say “walked on the moon.” [[Some argue]] that this video was doctored, and the two men are actually [[Jews]] in full body [[condoms]] dancing Hava Nagila in the [[Israeli]] desert at night. This issue is a popular one for [[basement dwellers]] on [[conspiracy]] forums and [[Libertarian]] [[IRC]] channels.		In spite of the fact that it doesn’t actually exist, many people claim to have been in space, even walked on the moon. NASA has video of two men that they say “walked on the moon.” [[Some argue]] that this video was doctored, and the two men are actually [[Jews]] in full body [[condoms]] dancing Hava Nagila in the [[Israeli]] desert at night. This issue is a popular one for [[basement dwellers]] on [[conspiracy]] forums and [[Libertarian]] [[IRC]] channels.
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	People who claim to have been in space call themselves “astronauts,” and will go to great lengths to convince you of its reality and having “been out there.” In reality, these people spent months [[drugs\|tripping constant balls]] in a CIA holding cell, being read [[Star Wars]] slashfics by [[Canadia\|Rick Moranis]] over a loudspeaker.		People who claim to have been in space call themselves “astronauts,” and will go to great lengths to convince you of its reality and having “been out there.” In reality, these people spent months [[drugs\|tripping constant balls]] in a CIA holding cell, being read [[Star Wars]] slashfics by [[Canadia\|Rick Moranis]] over a loudspeaker.

	Also, according to a [[~~Patrick_Stewart\|~~bald man, Patrick Stewart]], [[star trek\|space is teh final frontier]]. This ~~[[Patrick_Stewart\|~~bald man~~, Patrick Stewart]]~~'s opinion is bullshit. (''The last two sentence were written under the influence of Experimental Space Drugs.'')		Also, according to a [[bald]] man, [[Patrick Stewart]], [[star trek\|space is teh final frontier]]. This sexxxy bald man's opinion is [[bullshit]]. (''The last two sentence were written under the influence of Experimental Space Drugs.'')

	According to Portal 2, a British ball and a space-obsessed ball are trapped in space.		[[Shit no one cares about\|According to Portal 2, a British ball and a space-obsessed ball are trapped in space.]]

	==Space Bar==		==Space Bar==
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	[[Image:buyspace.jpg\|thumb\|Prime real estate]]		[[Image:buyspace.jpg\|thumb\|Prime real estate]]

	''Space Bar is ~~a place''<br>~~		The Space Bar is the largest key on an ordinary [[keyboard]]. It is used to make you look less retarded on the internet. Without the Space Bar, [[you]]r [[ED]] articles would look like this;
	~~''A place where nothing ever happens''<br>~~

	Without Space Bar ~~then~~ [[you]]r [[ED]] ~~entries~~ would look like this;

	{{quote\|Ihaetstrikethruihaetmemesihaetjewsihaetshirley<br>conranihaetpieissquareihaetfurryihaetmyselfianhero}}		{{quote\|[[I'm 12 and what is this?\|Ihaetstrikethruihaetmemesihaetjewsihaetshirley<br>conranihaetpieissquareihaetfurryihaetmyselfianhero]]}}

	==The Apollos==		==The Apollos==
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	===Apollo 13===		===Apollo 13===
	Spoiler :Some idiot "accidentally" filled the o2 tank with c4.		Spoiler :Some idiot "accidentally" filled the o2 tank with c4.
	James Lovell and his fellow Kerbals were in a gold painted washing machine which was [[over 9000]] kilometers away from earth and they were on their way to the moon. After James pressed the self destruct button an o2 tank exploded. Guess what? They didnt fail at life but they failed at everything else.
			James Lovell and his fellow Kerbals were in a gold painted washing machine which was [[over 9000]] kilometers away from earth and they were on their way to the moon. After James pressed the self destruct button an o2 tank exploded. Guess what? They didnt fail at life but they failed at everything else.

	===Apollo 14-20===		===Apollo 14-20===
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	Produced the single "[[Lolita]]", "Lost In Space" and "Dude Falling Down A Staircase", and the soundtrack to [[PlayStation]] Game "Vapid Racer".		Produced the single "[[Lolita]]", "Lost In Space" and "Dude Falling Down A Staircase", and the soundtrack to [[PlayStation]] Game "Vapid Racer".

			=== V'Ger ===

			Thanks to [[Carl Sagan]] and [[Star Trek]], this is probably the most famous of all of NASA's satelites and is what [[Stephen Hawking]] referred to as ''"A road map and an invitation for aliens to come and kick our collective [https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2010/04/aliens_stephen_hawking.html asses]."''

	==Famous Lady Astronauts==		==Famous Lady Astronauts==
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	==Personal space==		==Personal space==

			[[File:BitchesLoveSpace.PNG\|right\|260px]]

			''Main article: [[Personal space]]''

	According to research from the [[nazi\|German Institute For Phrenology]] different races have different ideas about the comfortable distance to remain from other people, that is, the concept of "personal space". So next time a [[Chinese]] person walks straight into you on the street, just put it down to a celebration of cultural diversity. <!--Here are the [[science]] results made simpler using [[Paint]];		According to research from the [[nazi\|German Institute For Phrenology]] different races have different ideas about the comfortable distance to remain from other people, that is, the concept of "personal space". So next time a [[Chinese]] person walks straight into you on the street, just put it down to a celebration of cultural diversity. <!--Here are the [[science]] results made simpler using [[Paint]];

	[[File:Personal space.png\|thumb\|center\|500px\|Even dogs have a better concept of personal space than [[Azn]]s.]]-->		[[File:Personal space.png\|thumb\|center\|500px\|Even dogs have a better concept of personal space than [[Azn]]s.]]-->

			== Videos ==

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			\|<youtube>mheHbVev1CU</youtube><center>'''The Universe in 4 Minutes.'''</center>
			\|<youtube>8EoP85vSWsg</youtube><center>'''lol'''</center>
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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	File:Wormhole.jpg		File:Wormhole.jpg
			File:BlackSpace.jpg
			File:Cosmic Goatse.jpg\|[[Goatse]], [[X? in my Y?\|in my SPACE?!?!]]
			File:WhereDoAstronautsHangOut.jpg\|FUN FACT: Neil Armstrong was known to develop [[alcoholic\|alcoholism]] in the years that followed [[Cool Story Bro\|the flight to the moon in Apollo 11.]]

	</gallery>		</gallery>
	</center>		</center>
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	[http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2000/feb/24/spaceexploration.internationalnews1 Sex in space]<br>		[http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2000/feb/24/spaceexploration.internationalnews1 Sex in space]<br>
	[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127860/ Sex in space]<br>		[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127860/ Sex in space]<br>
	~~[http://gizmodo.com/5246288/sex-in-space-whens-someone-gonna-get-freaky-in-zero-g~~ Sex in space]<br>		{{Archive\|1mPF3\|Sex in space}}<br>
	[http://www.slate.com/id/2159265/ Sex in space]<br>		[http://www.slate.com/id/2159265/ Sex in space]<br>
	[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14002908/ Sex in space, with velcro]<br>		[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14002908/ Sex in space, with velcro]<br>

	==Discombobulation==		==Discombobulation==
			[[File:Michelle obama brexit radio waves from space clickbait.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[Brexit\|Quit the EU with one weird trick!]]]]
	'''Space''' can also refer to:		'''Space''' can also refer to:
	*[[Personal space]]		*[[Personal space]]
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	*[[Ted Stevens\|Cyber Space]]		*[[Ted Stevens\|Cyber Space]]
	*[[Aliens\|Spase Peepole]]		*[[Aliens\|Spase Peepole]]
			*''[[EA\|Dead Space]]''
	*''[[EVE Online]]''		*''[[EVE Online]]''
			*''[[Space Invaders]]''

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| '''WARNING: Space has a Terrible Secret!''' Consult [[Old Meme|The Gabber Robots]] for appropriate protection before reading this article! ([[Wut]]?)
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[[File:Jewpiter.jpg|thumb|One of the many planets identified in Space.]]
[[File:JerrieCobb MercuryCapsule.jpg|thumb|Jerrie Cobb attempting to enter the ''Mercury'' capsule through its window instead of the door helped to get wimmin banned from NASA. Note the minstrel gloves, high-heels and blonde hair. [[Kitchen|Totally fucking unprepared for space]].]]
[[image:Join me.jpg|thumb|DO IT FGT]]

 
'''Space''' is a place designed to rape people (by disabling the victim's ability to call for help), also a majestic fairy-tale wonderland that [[Atheist]]s use as proof that [[God]] does not exist, and for [[Joss Whedon]] to set his [[Firefly|miserable television show]]. It is supposedly populated by [[gay niggers from outer space|gay niggers]] and [[aliens]]. It is a well known fact that [[polandball|polen cannot into space.]]

The truth is that space was invented by [[Anonymous_Hijack_NASA_Slogan|NASA]] during the [[hippy|1950's]] as a plot to give [[Russia|the Ruskies]] srs [[penis envy]]. [[CSIII]]-graduates from both countries spent [[at least 100]] billion dollars building bigger rockets with moar [[secks|thrust]] and a larger [[cum|payload]] in order to prove they had the most potent nukular arsenal, the [[old media|pre-tubes]] analogue of an [[e-penis]]. In order to keep this elaborate [[lie|farce]] afloat, they started strapping primates into these rockets to prove that they were doing it all [[for the lulz|in the name of science]]. Naturally, as soon as these rockets passed the clouds, they entered the Kingdom of [[Heaven]], where God promptly bitch-slapped the rockets right back to Earth, instantly [[pwned|killing said monkeys]].

In spite of the fact that it doesn’t actually exist, many people claim to have been in space, even walked on the moon. NASA has video of two men that they say “walked on the moon.” [[Some argue]] that this video was doctored, and the two men are actually [[Jews]] in full body [[condoms]] dancing Hava Nagila in the [[Israeli]] desert at night. This issue is a popular one for [[basement dwellers]] on [[conspiracy]] forums and [[Libertarian]] [[IRC]] channels.

People who claim to have been in space call themselves “astronauts,” and will go to great lengths to convince you of its reality and having “been out there.” In reality, these people spent months [[drugs|tripping constant balls]] in a CIA holding cell, being read [[Star Wars]] slashfics by [[Canadia|Rick Moranis]] over a loudspeaker.

Also, according to a [[Patrick_Stewart|bald man, Patrick Stewart]], [[star trek|space is teh final frontier]]. This [[Patrick_Stewart|bald man, Patrick Stewart]]'s opinion is bullshit. (''The last two sentence were written under the influence of Experimental Space Drugs.'')

According to Portal 2, a British ball and a space-obsessed ball are trapped in space.

==Space Bar==
[[Image:Darth_Fagh.jpg|thumb|Homosexualists are permabanned from space.]]

[[Image:buyspace.jpg|thumb|Prime real estate]]

''Space Bar is a place'' 
''A place where nothing ever happens'' 

Without Space Bar then [[you]]r [[ED]] entries would look like this;

{{quote|Ihaetstrikethruihaetmemesihaetjewsihaetshirley conranihaetpieissquareihaetfurryihaetmyselfianhero}}

==The Apollos==

===Apollo 1===

[[Jews]] opposed to Nazi Wernher von Braun fill the space capsule with velcro, copies of the Protocols of The Elders of Zion and lit menorahs, providing us with our first taste of Crispy Astronaut Latke.

===Apollo 7===

[[Hookers and blow]] are smuggled into space thereby inventing the biro pen, bendy straws and the sex position known as the Weightless Reverse Cowgirl.

===Apollo 8===

From [[wikipedia|Stickipedia]]; "About an hour after starting his sleep shift, Borman requested clearance to take a [[jenkem|Seconal sleeping pill]]. However, the pill had little effect. Borman eventually fell asleep but then awoke feeling ill. He vomited twice and had a bout of diarrhea that left the spacecraft full of small globules of vomit and feces."

Crew dump Borman out of the airlock and defect to the [[soviet|Soviet Union]].

===Apollo 10===

NASA discovers that the "Lunar Module" which they had commissioned from Tony Soprano on [[Long Island]] is in fact an old tumble dryer covered in gold foil and shunt-welded onto the chassis of a [[india|Hindustani Ambassador]]. They realise that the Moon landing will have to be faked.

===Apollo 11===

Armstrong and Aldrin are fed [[LSD]] and stuffed into an isolation tank whilst special effects supremo Ray Harryhausen produces a realistic movie of a moon landing complete with sword-fighting [[ana|skeleton]]s and a rubber [[dinosaur|brontosaurus]]. Armstrong's inpromptu speech on stepping into what he thinks is the moon - "where dem selenite wimmin at?" - is hastily over-dubbed by actor [[Ronald Reagan]].

===Apollo 13===
Spoiler :Some idiot "accidentally" filled the o2 tank with c4.
James Lovell and his fellow Kerbals were in a gold painted washing machine which was [[over 9000]] kilometers away from earth and they were on their way to the moon. After James pressed the self destruct button an o2 tank exploded. Guess what? They didnt fail at life but they failed at everything else.

===Apollo 14-20===

All further flights cancelled in order to divert the money to the 1972 Committee to Re-elect the [[Nixon|President]].

===Apollo 440===

Produced the single "[[Lolita]]", "Lost In Space" and "Dude Falling Down A Staircase", and the soundtrack to [[PlayStation]] Game "Vapid Racer".

==Famous Lady Astronauts==
[[Image:Ulala.jpg|thumb|Not Lisa Nowak]]
===Major Tom===
Not strictly a lady, but [[David Bowie]] instead. Nuff said

===Ulala from Space Channel 5===
Famous for the words "Up, right, right, down, shoot, shoot, shoot" and her friendship with Space [[Michael Jackson]]

===Colonel-Engineer Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova===
First woman in space, who threw up whilst trying to parallel park Vostok 6. Voted "Worse Space Pilot Eva" until her title was stolen from her by Christa McAuliffe, who tragicallly mistook reverse for third gear during the launch of the Space Shuttle [[Challenger]].

===[[Lisa Nowak]]===
Led to 3058 stories on Google when she tracked and attacked another lady astronaut over a male astronaut. Or something.

===Ripley from Alien===
Wears tight white [[panties]]. She's only in a film though. Real lady astronauts have to wear daipers like as if they were permanently on the blob. Yuk.

===Barbarella===
Invented "Tits or GTFO In Space". Commenting on [[ED]]; "Make love? But no one's done that for hundreds of centuries!"

==Fact of the day==

The [[American]]s in the form of [[NAMBLA|NASA]] spent millions of [[money]] developing a pen that would write in space [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Pen].
The [[Russian]]s, in contrast, simply wrote on the walls with fresh virgin blood.

==Personal space==

According to research from the [[nazi|German Institute For Phrenology]] different races have different ideas about the comfortable distance to remain from other people, that is, the concept of "personal space". So next time a [[Chinese]] person walks straight into you on the street, just put it down to a celebration of cultural diversity. 

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
File:Wormhole.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==External Links==

[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_in_space Sex in space] 
[http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2000/feb/24/spaceexploration.internationalnews1 Sex in space] 
[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127860/ Sex in space] 
[http://gizmodo.com/5246288/sex-in-space-whens-someone-gonna-get-freaky-in-zero-g Sex in space] 
[http://www.slate.com/id/2159265/ Sex in space] 
[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14002908/ Sex in space, with velcro] 

==Discombobulation==

'''Space''' can also refer to:
*[[Personal space]]
*[[MySpace]]
*[[Ted Stevens|Cyber Space]]
*[[Aliens|Spase Peepole]]
*''[[EVE Online]]''

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