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	[[Image:Randy_Duke_Cunningham.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|[[Republican]] embezzler 'Duke' Cunningham, in a rare public '''"I'm sorry."''' His tears were more for the anticipated 8 years of prison buttsecks he was in for than actual remorse.]]
	~~Not to be confused with [[trolls remorse]], '''sorry''' is the last refuge of an [[IRL troll]] when [[bribery]] is no longer an option.~~

	'''Sorry''' in this context should never be confused with actual [[butthurt\|sorrow]] nor is it an actual [[true\|heartfelt]] apology, but is usually a [[the End\|last-ditch]] attempt by the troll to save his or her job -especially when the troll involved [[black]]s and [[Al Sharpton]] and [[Jesse Jackson]] are calling for [[unemployed\|your head]].

	~~<center>~~
	~~<youtube>5ypUz1WYens</youtube>~~
	~~</center>~~

	~~== The Six Stages of "Sorry" ==~~

	~~This form of 'apology' is usually accompanied by:~~

	~~# An immediate [[bullshit\|hyperbolic]] press release spewing [[lulz\|remorse]] issued through a [[liar\|PR person]].~~
	# ~~An appearance on The Larry King show.~~
	~~# Turning your life over to [[God]].~~
	~~# Entering [[rehab]] of some sort (from [[Alcoholics Anonymous]] to [[pot\|Anger Management]]).~~
	~~# Meeting with the [[offended]] group in question.~~
	~~# Suicide secondary to crippling guilt.~~
	~~# [[????]]~~
	~~# [[PROFIT]]!~~


	~~It is extremely rare, however, for the offender to get beyond Stage 2.~~

	~~== [[Lies\|Saying Sorry]] on the Internet ==~~

	~~[[Image:Formal_Apology.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|How to express your remorse on the interbutts.]]~~

	~~Given that the internet has made IRL contact redundant, much to the pleasure of all [[basement dwelling]] [[virgin]]s who sit on their computers 24/7, new methods of apology have evolved.~~

	~~Since no [[serious]] ED user has ever been observed apologizing for anything, completing this section is currently [[Obama\|beyond our pay grade]].~~


	~~== Notable People Who Are "Sorry" ==~~
	*[[Mary Bale]]
	*[[Rick Sanchez]]
	*[[Helen Thomas]]
	*[[BP]]
	*[[Tiger Woods]]
	*[[Jesse James]]
	*[[Michael Vick]]
	*[[Don Imus]]
	*[[Kramer]]
	*[[Mel Gibson]]
	*[[Kevin Rudd]]
	*[[TV\|Isaiah Washington]]
	*[[sport\|Tim Hardaway]]
	*[[Rush Limbaugh]]
	*[[England\|The English]]
	*[[Ted Haggard]]
	*[[George Allen]]
	*[[Paris Hilton]]
	*[[Lindsay Lohan]]
	*[[Nicole Richie]]
	*[[Eliot Spitzer]]
	*[[Beastie Boys]]
	*[[Toyota]] [http://topnews.com.sg/content/2914-toyota-sorry-product-recall]
	*[http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=2999217 Mike Nifong]
	*[http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/threatlevel/2010/02/vision_letter.pdf Max Vision] [http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/02/max-vision-sentencing/ brb, jail]
	*[[Judge William Adams]]

	~~== Notable [[troll\|People]] Who Are Never "Sorry" ==~~
	~~{{Finalsolutions}}~~
	~~=== [[OTI]] ===~~
	* [[ED]]
	** ajt
	** [[BURK]]
	** [[eppigy]]
	** [[ODB]]
	** [[Sheneequa]]
	* [[Anonymous]]

	~~=== [[IRL]] ===~~
	~~[[Image:Sorry_guys.jpg\|thumb\|300px\|The list to the [[wrong\|left]] was clearly made by a Jew. [[truth\|Hitler has nothing to be sorry for.]]]]~~
	* [[Adolf Hitler]]
	* [[Alberto Gonzales]]
	* [[Andy Kaufman]]
	* [[Ann Coulter]]
	* [[Bernie Madoff]]
	* [[Bill O'Reilly]]
	* [[Borat]]
	* [[Fred Phelps]]
	* [[Geoffrey Leonard]]
	* [[George Bush]]
	* [[John Howard]]
	* [[John Mark Karr]]
	* [[Michael Phelps]]
	* [[Nancy Pelosi]]
	* [[Osama bin Laden]]
	* [[OJ Simpson]]
	* [[R. Lee Ermey]]
	* [[Rod Blagojevich]]
	* [[Sarah Palin]]
	* [[White people]]
	* [[Me]]
	* [[I did it for the lulz\|People who did it for the lulz]]

	~~== See Also ==~~

	*[[Trolls remorse]]
	*[[Rehab]]
	*[[Confession]]
	*[[Sorrow]]
	*[[Canada]]
	*[[You]]

	~~{{Language}}~~
	~~{{Trolls}}~~

	~~[[Category:IRL Shit]]~~
	~~[[Category:Events]]~~
	[[~~Category:Trolls~~]]

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imported>Oliver Hart at 11:07, 23 March 2014

2014-03-23T11:07:59Z

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{{stub}}

[[Image:Randy_Duke_Cunningham.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Republican]] embezzler 'Duke' Cunningham, in a rare public '''"I'm sorry."''' His tears were more for the anticipated 8 years of prison buttsecks he was in for than actual remorse.]]
Not to be confused with [[trolls remorse]], '''sorry''' is the last refuge of an [[IRL troll]] when [[bribery]] is no longer an option.

'''Sorry''' in this context should never be confused with actual [[butthurt|sorrow]] nor is it an actual [[true|heartfelt]] apology, but is usually a [[the End|last-ditch]] attempt by the troll to save his or her job -especially when the troll involved [[black]]s and [[Al Sharpton]] and [[Jesse Jackson]] are calling for [[unemployed|your head]].

<center>
<youtube>WNsBozMB-VE</youtube>
</center>

== The Six Stages of "Sorry" ==

This form of 'apology' is usually accompanied by:

# An immediate [[bullshit|hyperbolic]] press release spewing [[lulz|remorse]] issued through a [[liar|PR person]].
# An appearance on The Larry King show.
# Turning your life over to [[God]].
# Entering [[rehab]] of some sort (from [[Alcoholics Anonymous]] to [[pot|Anger Management]]).
# Meeting with the [[offended]] group in question.
# Suicide secondary to crippling guilt.
# [[????]]
# [[PROFIT]]!

It is extremely rare, however, for the offender to get beyond Stage 2.

== [[Lies|Saying Sorry]] on the Internet ==

[[Image:Formal_Apology.jpg|thumb|300px|How to express your remorse on the interbutts.]]

Given that the internet has made IRL contact redundant, much to the pleasure of all [[basement dwelling]] [[virgin]]s who sit on their computers 24/7, new methods of apology have evolved.

Since no [[serious]] ED user has ever been observed apologizing for anything, completing this section is currently [[Obama|beyond our pay grade]].

== Notable People Who Are "Sorry" ==
*[[Mary Bale]]
*[[Rick Sanchez]]
*[[Helen Thomas]]
*[[BP]]
*[[Tiger Woods]]
*[[Jesse James]]
*[[Michael Vick]]
*[[Don Imus]]
*[[Kramer]]
*[[Mel Gibson]]
*[[Kevin Rudd]]
*[[TV|Isaiah Washington]]
*[[sport|Tim Hardaway]]
*[[Rush Limbaugh]]
*[[England|The English]]
*[[Ted Haggard]]
*[[George Allen]]
*[[Paris Hilton]]
*[[Lindsay Lohan]]
*[[Nicole Richie]]
*[[Eliot Spitzer]]
*[[Beastie Boys]]
*[[Toyota]] [http://topnews.com.sg/content/2914-toyota-sorry-product-recall]
*[http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=2999217 Mike Nifong]
*[http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/threatlevel/2010/02/vision_letter.pdf Max Vision] [http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/02/max-vision-sentencing/ brb, jail]
*[[Judge William Adams]]

== Notable [[troll|People]] Who Are Never "Sorry" ==
{{Finalsolutions}}
=== [[OTI]] ===
* [[ED]]
** ajt
** [[BURK]]
** [[eppigy]]
** [[ODB]]
** [[Sheneequa]]
* [[Anonymous]]

=== [[IRL]] ===
[[Image:Sorry_guys.jpg|thumb|300px|The list to the [[wrong|left]] was clearly made by a Jew. [[truth|Hitler has nothing to be sorry for.]]]]
* [[Adolf Hitler]]
* [[Alberto Gonzales]]
* [[Andy Kaufman]]
* [[Ann Coulter]]
* [[Bernie Madoff]]
* [[Bill O'Reilly]]
* [[Borat]]
* [[Fred Phelps]]
* [[Geoffrey Leonard]]
* [[George Bush]]
* [[John Howard]]
* [[John Mark Karr]]
* [[Michael Phelps]]
* [[Nancy Pelosi]]
* [[Osama bin Laden]]
* [[OJ Simpson]]
* [[R. Lee Ermey]]
* [[Rod Blagojevich]]
* [[Sarah Palin]]
* [[White people]]
* [[I did it for the lulz|People who did it for the lulz]]

== See Also ==

*[[Trolls remorse]]
*[[Rehab]]
*[[Confession]]
*[[Sorrow]]

{{Language}}
{{Trolls}}

[[Category:IRL Shit]]
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Trolls]]