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	'''Snuff''' is a form of [[pr0n]]ography requiring at least one involved participant to have either been abducted or be such a pathetically miserable and attention-starved [[camwhore]] that they willingly volunteer to become [[Murder\|IRL b&]] for the [[Fap\|viewing pleasure]] of others.		'''Snuff''' is a form of [[pr0n]]ography requiring at least one involved participant to have either been abducted or be such a pathetically miserable and attention-starved [[camwhore]] that they willingly volunteer to become [[Murder\|IRL b&]] for the [[Fap\|viewing pleasure]] of others.

	Common recurring themes of 'Snuff' include role-play, prolonged and systematic physical and psychological torture (often incorporating sexual threat and degradation), satanic or pagan ritual, light cannibalism and the employment of '[[heavy metal]]' music as a soundtrack. Scenarios ultimately reach a climax with the delivery of a ''coup de grace'' however some ''auteurs'' will continue to capture proceedings long after ~~the~~ the extinction of life is clearly obvious. Let's face it, using a bowie-knife to cut the throat of a retarded MySpace whore as you blast hot, sticky jets of cum up her ass and ''then'' going back to fuck her throat-wound fifteen minutes later is just about the lulziest thing anyone can do.		Common recurring themes of 'Snuff' include role-play, prolonged and systematic physical and psychological torture (often incorporating sexual threat and degradation), satanic or pagan ritual, light cannibalism and the employment of '[[heavy metal]]' music as a soundtrack. Scenarios ultimately reach a climax with the delivery of a ''coup de grace'' however some ''auteurs'' will continue to capture proceedings long after the extinction of life is clearly obvious. Let's face it, using a bowie-knife to cut the throat of a retarded MySpace whore as you blast hot, sticky jets of cum up her ass and ''then'' going back to fuck her throat-wound fifteen minutes later is just about the lulziest thing anyone can do.

	== History of Snuff Films ==		== History of Snuff Films ==
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	*[[Rotten.com]]		*[[Rotten.com]]
	*[[Ogrish]]		*[[Ogrish]]
			*[[BestGore.com]]

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
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	*[http://www.klonopinz.com/ Klonopinz] i told u i was hardcore		*[http://www.klonopinz.com/ Klonopinz] i told u i was hardcore
	*[http://www.moviesfoundonline.com/dark_side_of_porn.php The Dark Side Of Porn: Does Snuff Exist?]		*[http://www.moviesfoundonline.com/dark_side_of_porn.php The Dark Side Of Porn: Does Snuff Exist?]
	*[http://www.snuffx.com/main.html SnuffX.com Enjoyed by sick fucks.]

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[[Image:Orlytepper.jpg|thumb|What you can expect.]]

'''Snuff''' is a form of [[pr0n]]ography requiring at least one involved participant to have either been abducted or be such a pathetically miserable and attention-starved [[camwhore]] that they willingly volunteer to become [[Murder|IRL b&]] for the [[Fap|viewing pleasure]] of others.

Common recurring themes of 'Snuff' include role-play, prolonged and systematic physical and psychological torture (often incorporating sexual threat and degradation), satanic or pagan ritual, light cannibalism and the employment of '[[heavy metal]]' music as a soundtrack. Scenarios ultimately reach a climax with the delivery of a ''coup de grace'' however some ''auteurs'' will continue to capture proceedings long after the the extinction of life is clearly obvious. Let's face it, using a bowie-knife to cut the throat of a retarded MySpace whore as you blast hot, sticky jets of cum up her ass and ''then'' going back to fuck her throat-wound fifteen minutes later is just about the lulziest thing anyone can do.

== History of Snuff Films ==

[[At least 100 years ago]], Benjamin Franklin secretly gathered together a cadre of the country's greatest artists in order for them to paint a picture of him choking a young child whom he had apprehended attempting to [[theft|steal]] the key from his [[Bike|kite]]. History records the girl's last words being that she had just Jew. Ben [[LMAO|laughed his ass off]] and proceeded to drill a hole in the girl's armpit so he could fuck it. Unfortunately, like all niggers, she possessed poor hygiene and the ragged orifice caused Franklin's dick to smell like a [[France|french gigilo's cheese board]]. Having learned his lesson, Ben invented the modern condom, [[FTW]].

== Modern Snuff ==

In today's world, Snuff is a multi-billion dollar industry, home-video sales of [[Paris Hilton|stupid sluts]] getting [[pwn]]ed in the face alone account for a figure somewhere in the region of 70 billion US dollars a year. In addition to this not insubstantial revenue, bodies are routinely ground up, canned and then sold for the best part of another 70 billion dollars clear profit. The resultant product is usually sold to third-world countries as "tobacco" which coincidentally is French for "''inside-out vagina''", the complex process is illustrated below.

[[Image:Snuff.jpg||frame|center|This is how the [[Magic]] happens]]

As a result of the insane amounts of money involved in Snuff it must surely be [[Common knowledge|obvious]] that the [[Jews]] are running the whole show.

== Snuff = Urban Legend? ==

Seemingly [[Conspiracy|a great many persons]] profess that the existence of "Snuff" is simply a unfounded rumour or [[bullshit|"urban legend"]] with no solid basis in fact. Nothing could be further from the truth. The tangled web of misinformation and in some cases downright untruth, was finally picked apart [[last Thursday]] in a special double-length episode of [[Mythbusters]] during which they tackled the massively convoluted subject. The "myth" was confirmed to be [[truth|true]] once and for all when Jamie [[rape]]d Tori [[in the ass]] with a [[Tool|mitre-saw]] then uploaded the video to [[YouTube]] where it received [[lulz]] and positive comments from a large number of appreciative users.

== See Also ==
=== Real Snuff ===
* [[3 Guys 1 Hammer]]
* [[1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick]]
*[[Budd Dwyer]]
*[[Chechclear]]
===Fake Snuff===
*[[August Underground's Mordum]]
*[[Guinea Pig]]
*[[Manhunt]]
===Sites===
*[[LiveLeak]]
*[[Goregrish]]
*[[Rotten.com]]
*[[Ogrish]]

== External Links ==

*[http://www.bigducky.com/extreme_videos.htm Big Ducky - Real Snuff?]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film) Genuine Snuff.]
*[http://www.klonopinz.com/ Klonopinz] i told u i was hardcore
*[http://www.moviesfoundonline.com/dark_side_of_porn.php The Dark Side Of Porn: Does Snuff Exist?]
*[http://www.snuffx.com/main.html SnuffX.com Enjoyed by sick fucks.]

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