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Paul in the Mall at 04:49, 31 August 2025

2025-08-31T04:49:05Z

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	Skinheads fall into one of a number of categories.		Skinheads fall into one of a number of categories.
	* '''WP'''; "[[racist\|white power]]" skins, who value [[Aryan]] heritage above all, despite the fact that they're the most retarded, inferior, all filthy and [[no\|NOT of the "master race"]]. They spend all of their time making [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s on [[Quasidan\|Holocaust remembrance sites]], listening to Skrewdriver, and boycotting [[MTV]]. They are considered to be the [[troll]]s of the skinhead gathering.		* '''WP'''; "[[racist\|white power]]" skins, who value [[Aryan]] heritage above all, despite the fact that they're the most retarded, inferior, all filthy and [[no\|NOT of the "master race"]]. They spend all of their time making [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s on [[Quasidan\|Holocaust remembrance sites]], listening to [[Skreewie\|Skrewdriver]], and boycotting [[MTV]]. They are considered to be the [[troll]]s of the skinhead gathering.

	* '''White Pride''' skins. Claim [[lie\|not to be prejudiced against other races, but just love being white trash]]. These are simply the more PG-13 friendly "white power" skinheads, most are also closet virgins.		* '''White Pride''' skins. Claim [[lie\|not to be prejudiced against other races, but just love being white trash]]. These are simply the more PG-13 friendly "white power" skinheads, most are also closet virgins.

Stoic Sigma 2 at 05:37, 27 June 2025

2025-06-27T05:37:45Z

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	==Trolls' Delight==		==Trolls' Delight==
			[[File:Nazi shit eater.gif\|thumb\|Skinheads sustain on a delectably fitting diet.]]
	[[PROTIP]]: Skinheads are one of the easiest subcultures to troll, as imbibing cheap beer and laying bricks all day gets them pretty irate. For instant lulz, keep these guidelines in mind:		[[PROTIP]]: Skinheads are one of the easiest subcultures to troll, as imbibing cheap beer and laying bricks all day gets them pretty irate. For instant lulz, keep these guidelines in mind:

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2025-05-06T06:20:41Z

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	Skinheads are the [[internet tough guy]]s of [[IRL\|"real life"]]. Most of them are [[retarded]] and spend their leisure time working out and trying to become a UFC fighter. Since [[you]] are here reading this article, you likely fall into the pasty basement-dweller category and would likely be [[pwned\|pwn't]] by a '''roid-raging''' skinhead. If you ever see a bald-looking, NASCAR watching [[faggot]] say "WHITE POWER!", it should be obvious that he is a skinhead. Skinheads usually live with 40 of their Aryan brothers, in the same cramped trailer. '''EXTREME''' caution should be exercised when [[IRL]] trolling skinheads, as their dickery knows no bounds.		Skinheads are the [[internet tough guy]]s of [[IRL\|"real life"]]. Most of them are [[retarded]] and spend their leisure time working out and trying to become a UFC fighter. Since [[you]] are here reading this article, you likely fall into the pasty basement-dweller category and would likely be [[pwned\|pwn't]] by a '''roid-raging''' skinhead. If you ever see a bald-looking, NASCAR watching [[faggot]] say "WHITE POWER!", it should be obvious that he is a skinhead. Skinheads usually live with 40 of their Aryan brothers, in the same cramped trailer. '''EXTREME''' caution should be exercised when [[IRL]] trolling skinheads, as their dickery knows no bounds.
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			{{fv\| \|background-color:white;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|<youtube>JQBLKGH13QE</youtube>'''kitchen fight / Gimme dem shoes
			\|<youtube>rZN7nm1Y8ls</youtube>'''Geraldo Skinhead Brawl
			}}
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	{{quote\|GIMME DEM SHOES\| Common [[Bigger_Man_Argument\|argument]] in the skinhead household.\|}}		{{quote\|GIMME DEM SHOES\| Common [[Bigger_Man_Argument\|argument]] in the skinhead household.\|}}

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2024-08-25T17:29:29Z

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	[[Image:Nohair.jpg\|thumb\|A typical [[punk]] skinhead]][[Image:Skinhead_beer.jpg\|thumb\|IT'S NOT A HAIRSTYLE IT'S A LIFESTYLE LOL!!1OIOIOIO!1!111[[oneoneone]]!!1]]		[[Image:Nohair.jpg\|thumb\|A typical [[punk]] skinhead]][[Image:Skinhead_beer.jpg\|thumb\|IT'S NOT A HAIRSTYLE IT'S A LIFESTYLE LOL!!1OIOIOIO!1!111[[oneoneone]]!!1]]

	'''Skinheads''' are exactly like [[punk]]s, except they vote [[Libertarian]], and instead of drinking [[Alcohol\|box wine]], they drink [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]]. Also unlike punks, they rightly believe a [[woman]]'s place is [[in the kitchen]]. Skins frequently pride themselves on taking up the mantle of blue-collar work and as such will go out of their way to get shitty landscaping jobs, if they even choose to be employed. They accomplish this by [[masturbation\|polishing their workboots]] to excess, [[cosplay\|dressing up]] like the [[~~win~~\|Village People]], and uttering their rallying cry "[[white\|Working Class]] Pride", despite then going on to get drunk and beat up tramps and [[nigras]].		'''Skinheads''' are exactly like [[punk]]s, except they vote [[Libertarian]], and instead of drinking [[Alcohol\|box wine]], they drink [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]]. Also unlike punks, they rightly believe a [[woman]]'s place is [[in the kitchen]]. Skins frequently pride themselves on taking up the mantle of blue-collar work and as such will go out of their way to get shitty landscaping jobs, if they even choose to be employed. They accomplish this by [[masturbation\|polishing their workboots]] to excess, [[cosplay\|dressing up]] like the [[gay\|Village People]], and uttering their rallying cry "[[white\|Working Class]] Pride", despite then going on to get drunk and beat up tramps and [[nigras]].<br><br>



	A further difference between [[punk]]s and skinheads is noted with the skins' lack of hair. Where a punk may have a [[fag\|colorful]] mohawk, or some other [[epic win\|awesome]] style of hair, skinheads will remove all of theirs as a [[hivemind\|show of solidarity]].		A further difference between [[punk]]s and skinheads is noted with the skins' lack of hair. Where a punk may have a [[fag\|colorful]] mohawk, or some other [[epic win\|awesome]] style of hair, skinheads will remove all of theirs as a [[hivemind\|show of solidarity]].
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	* Inquire why, if they're beholden to "tradition," they don't listen to any ska bands.		* Inquire why, if they're beholden to "tradition," they don't listen to any ska bands.
	* Remind them that Desmond Dekker was a nigger.		* Remind them that Desmond Dekker was a nigger.
	* Request that someone explain the difference between [[~~shit nobody cares about~~\|Oi, Hardcore, Thrash, et cetera]].		* Request that someone explain the difference between [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|Oi, Hardcore, Thrash, et cetera]].
	* Proclaim [[PBR]], Newcastle, Guiness, or the local swill to be the "worst beer ever."		* Proclaim [[PBR]], Newcastle, Guiness, or the local swill to be the "worst beer ever."
	* Ask them their opinion on [[~~win~~\|Nicky Crane]].		* Ask them their opinion on [[gay\|Nicky Crane]].
	* In SHARP / RASH forums or social networks denounce them as fake skinheads as only the National Socialists are the real skinheads.		* In SHARP / RASH forums or social networks denounce them as fake skinheads as only the National Socialists are the real skinheads.
	* Ask how long it's been since they fought [[Antifa]] and didn't run away. (If they're 1488ers)		* Ask how long it's been since they fought [[Antifa]] and didn't run away. (If they're 1488ers)
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	<youtube>JQBLKGH13QE</youtube></center>		<youtube>JQBLKGH13QE</youtube></center>
	{{quote\|GIMME DEM SHOES\| Common [[~~Bigger Man Argument~~\|argument]] in the skinhead household.\|}}		{{quote\|GIMME DEM SHOES\| Common [[Bigger_Man_Argument\|argument]] in the skinhead household.\|}}

	==LJ Skinhead Communities==		==LJ Skinhead Communities==
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	*{{ljcomm\|user=white_racialism}} Pro-[[White nationalism\|White Racialism and Nationalism]]		*{{ljcomm\|user=white_racialism}} Pro-[[White nationalism\|White Racialism and Nationalism]]

	== See ~~also~~ ==		== See Also ==
	* [[Hal Turner]], a notable internet-skinhead and 'cyberactivist', [[lulz]]ed to death in the usual fashion.		* [[Hal Turner]], a notable internet-skinhead and 'cyberactivist', [[lulz]]ed to death in the usual fashion.
	* [[TheNeedleDrop\|Anthony Fantano]]		* [[TheNeedleDrop\|Anthony Fantano]]
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	* [[Antifa]] - RASH and SHARP are [[Shit nobody cares about\|ideological]] [[Butt buddy\|allies]] of antifa.		* [[Antifa]] - RASH and SHARP are [[Shit nobody cares about\|ideological]] [[Butt buddy\|allies]] of antifa.

	==External ~~links~~==		==External Links==

	* [http://www.nukeisrael.com Nukeisrael] is a website owned by the National Socialist Movement. It seeks to inform white America of evils such as the international political stranglehold of the [[Jews\|Jew]] and Mexican. It contains many [[lulz]]-worthy articles, including the nigger owner's manual and the nigger job application.		* [http://www.nukeisrael.com Nukeisrael] is a website owned by the National Socialist Movement. It seeks to inform white America of evils such as the international political stranglehold of the [[Jews\|Jew]] and Mexican. It contains many [[lulz]]-worthy articles, including the nigger owner's manual and the nigger job application.

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	[[Image:Nohair.jpg\|thumb\|A typical [[punk]] skinhead]][[Image:Skinhead_beer.jpg\|thumb\|IT'S NOT A HAIRSTYLE IT'S A LIFESTYLE LOL!!1OIOIOIO!1!111[[oneoneone]]!!1]]		[[Image:Nohair.jpg\|thumb\|A typical [[punk]] skinhead]][[Image:Skinhead_beer.jpg\|thumb\|IT'S NOT A HAIRSTYLE IT'S A LIFESTYLE LOL!!1OIOIOIO!1!111[[oneoneone]]!!1]]

	'''Skinheads''' are exactly like [[punk]]s, except they vote [[Libertarian]], and instead of drinking [[Alcohol\|box wine]], they drink [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]]. Also unlike punks, they rightly believe a [[woman]]'s place is [[in the kitchen]]. Skins frequently pride themselves on taking up the mantle of blue-collar work and as such will go out of their way to get shitty landscaping jobs, if they even choose to be employed. They accomplish this by [[masturbation\|polishing their workboots]] to excess, [[cosplay\|dressing up]] like the [[~~gay~~\|Village People]], and uttering their rallying cry "[[white\|Working Class]] Pride", despite then going on to get drunk and beat up tramps and [[nigras]].~~<br><br>~~		'''Skinheads''' are exactly like [[punk]]s, except they vote [[Libertarian]], and instead of drinking [[Alcohol\|box wine]], they drink [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]]. Also unlike punks, they rightly believe a [[woman]]'s place is [[in the kitchen]]. Skins frequently pride themselves on taking up the mantle of blue-collar work and as such will go out of their way to get shitty landscaping jobs, if they even choose to be employed. They accomplish this by [[masturbation\|polishing their workboots]] to excess, [[cosplay\|dressing up]] like the [[win\|Village People]], and uttering their rallying cry "[[white\|Working Class]] Pride", despite then going on to get drunk and beat up tramps and [[nigras]].



	A further difference between [[punk]]s and skinheads is noted with the skins' lack of hair. Where a punk may have a [[fag\|colorful]] mohawk, or some other [[epic win\|awesome]] style of hair, skinheads will remove all of theirs as a [[hivemind\|show of solidarity]].		A further difference between [[punk]]s and skinheads is noted with the skins' lack of hair. Where a punk may have a [[fag\|colorful]] mohawk, or some other [[epic win\|awesome]] style of hair, skinheads will remove all of theirs as a [[hivemind\|show of solidarity]].
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	* Inquire why, if they're beholden to "tradition," they don't listen to any ska bands.		* Inquire why, if they're beholden to "tradition," they don't listen to any ska bands.
	* Remind them that Desmond Dekker was a nigger.		* Remind them that Desmond Dekker was a nigger.
	* Request that someone explain the difference between [[~~shit_nobody_cares_about~~\|Oi, Hardcore, Thrash, et cetera]].		* Request that someone explain the difference between [[shit nobody cares about\|Oi, Hardcore, Thrash, et cetera]].
	* Proclaim [[PBR]], Newcastle, Guiness, or the local swill to be the "worst beer ever."		* Proclaim [[PBR]], Newcastle, Guiness, or the local swill to be the "worst beer ever."
	* Ask them their opinion on [[~~gay~~\|Nicky Crane]].		* Ask them their opinion on [[win\|Nicky Crane]].
	* In SHARP / RASH forums or social networks denounce them as fake skinheads as only the National Socialists are the real skinheads.		* In SHARP / RASH forums or social networks denounce them as fake skinheads as only the National Socialists are the real skinheads.
	* Ask how long it's been since they fought [[Antifa]] and didn't run away. (If they're 1488ers)		* Ask how long it's been since they fought [[Antifa]] and didn't run away. (If they're 1488ers)
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	{{quote\|GIMME DEM SHOES\| Common [[~~Bigger_Man_Argument~~\|argument]] in the skinhead household.\|}}		{{quote\|GIMME DEM SHOES\| Common [[Bigger Man Argument\|argument]] in the skinhead household.\|}}

	==LJ Skinhead Communities==		==LJ Skinhead Communities==
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	*{{ljcomm\|user=white_racialism}} Pro-[[White nationalism\|White Racialism and Nationalism]]		*{{ljcomm\|user=white_racialism}} Pro-[[White nationalism\|White Racialism and Nationalism]]

	== See ~~Also~~ ==		== See also ==
	* [[Hal Turner]], a notable internet-skinhead and 'cyberactivist', [[lulz]]ed to death in the usual fashion.		* [[Hal Turner]], a notable internet-skinhead and 'cyberactivist', [[lulz]]ed to death in the usual fashion.
	* [[TheNeedleDrop\|Anthony Fantano]]		* [[TheNeedleDrop\|Anthony Fantano]]
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	* [[Antifa]] - RASH and SHARP are [[Shit nobody cares about\|ideological]] [[Butt buddy\|allies]] of antifa.		* [[Antifa]] - RASH and SHARP are [[Shit nobody cares about\|ideological]] [[Butt buddy\|allies]] of antifa.

	==External ~~Links~~==		==External links==

	* [http://www.nukeisrael.com Nukeisrael] is a website owned by the National Socialist Movement. It seeks to inform white America of evils such as the international political stranglehold of the [[Jews\|Jew]] and Mexican. It contains many [[lulz]]-worthy articles, including the nigger owner's manual and the nigger job application.		* [http://www.nukeisrael.com Nukeisrael] is a website owned by the National Socialist Movement. It seeks to inform white America of evils such as the international political stranglehold of the [[Jews\|Jew]] and Mexican. It contains many [[lulz]]-worthy articles, including the nigger owner's manual and the nigger job application.

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	~~Bacteria~~: ~~Bacteria~~! ~~We begin~~ with only one!		{{quote\|Brain full of shit, boots full of lead, straight from [[Hitler]]'s ass, it's the Nazi skinhead!\| GWAR}}
			[[Image:Nohair.jpg\|thumb\|A typical [[punk]] skinhead]][[Image:Skinhead_beer.jpg\|thumb\|IT'S NOT A HAIRSTYLE IT'S A LIFESTYLE LOL!!1OIOIOIO!1!111[[oneoneone]]!!1]]

			'''Skinheads''' are exactly like [[punk]]s, except they vote [[Libertarian]], and instead of drinking [[Alcohol\|box wine]], they drink [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]]. Also unlike punks, they rightly believe a [[woman]]'s place is [[in the kitchen]]. Skins frequently pride themselves on taking up the mantle of blue-collar work and as such will go out of their way to get shitty landscaping jobs, if they even choose to be employed. They accomplish this by [[masturbation\|polishing their workboots]] to excess, [[cosplay\|dressing up]] like the [[gay\|Village People]], and uttering their rallying cry "[[white\|Working Class]] Pride", despite then going on to get drunk and beat up tramps and [[nigras]].<br><br>

			A further difference between [[punk]]s and skinheads is noted with the skins' lack of hair. Where a punk may have a [[fag\|colorful]] mohawk, or some other [[epic win\|awesome]] style of hair, skinheads will remove all of theirs as a [[hivemind\|show of solidarity]].


			==Types of Skins==
			[[File:Shit_Skinhead.gif\|thumb\|Skins are easily identifiable by hinged crania and large Nazi flags.]]
			[[File:Shit Sharp Skinhead.png\|thumb\|Also available in [[leftard]] flavor.]]

			Skinheads fall into one of a number of categories.
			* '''WP'''; "[[racist\|white power]]" skins, who value [[Aryan]] heritage above all, despite the fact that they're the most retarded, inferior, all filthy and [[no\|NOT of the "master race"]]. They spend all of their time making [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s on [[Quasidan\|Holocaust remembrance sites]], listening to Skrewdriver, and boycotting [[MTV]]. They are considered to be the [[troll]]s of the skinhead gathering.

			* '''White Pride''' skins. Claim [[lie\|not to be prejudiced against other races, but just love being white trash]]. These are simply the more PG-13 friendly "white power" skinheads, most are also closet virgins.

			* '''Skintard''' - These terribly confused creatures are the result of being socially [[aspie\|disabled]] in high school. They were made fun of so badly by niggers in high school that they decided at 25 to become big tough skinheads. They are proud of their race, despite being sub-human examples of it. They normally have terrible halitosis, and may become [[Hal Turner\|"well known radio hosts"]].

			* '''Hitler Fanboyz'''; Proud "Aryan" Probably your dumbest skinhead who actually think that "Aryans" belong to the white race. When in fact Aryans are the people of Northern India (So technically, [[Gypsies]] are Aryan).

			* '''Fence sitters'''; The ones that can't decide if they want to be raped by Aryans only or all races.

			* '''Queers'''; just like the big stompy boots and tight jeans. The existence of queerskins really irritates the shit out of the racists.

			* '''Trads''', or "traditional" skins, who pretend not to be racist so the [[Mexican\|wetbacks]] and black person on their construction crews don't kick their asses... but they are still not racist.

			* '''SHARPs'''; anti-racist "punk" [[poseur]]s who ''dress'' like skins, but in actuality are [[British]] [[hippie]]s from the 80's that whine about working and music. Underneath it all, every one of them is red as a damn barn and secretly hates themselves for it.

			* '''RASH'''; Same as the Sharps, but from [[Jew York City]].

			*'''Redskin'''; SHARPs without the commie-guilt. They love Marxism and you do, too, [[motherfucker]]!

			Truth is, there are [[no more than 99\|about four or five]] skinheads who fit into the above two categories in the United States. However, these few aren't to be fucked with, since the '80s blood feud between racist and non-racist skins still runs deep.

			==Trolls' Delight==

			[[PROTIP]]: Skinheads are one of the easiest subcultures to troll, as imbibing cheap beer and laying bricks all day gets them pretty irate. For instant lulz, keep these guidelines in mind:

			* Bring up skinhead fashion in general, or specifically:
			* Ask what color laces to wear, presuming that the color has significance.
			* Ask whether "boots and braces" refers to orthodontia...or perhaps Dom/Sub.
			* Ask what color and/or thickness your braces ("suspenders" in [[American\|'Merkun]]-speak) need to be to convey the proper WP image.
			* Post a thread asking whether to go with black or "oxblood" Docs.
			* [[How Do I Shot Web?\|HOW DO I SHAVED HEAD??]]
			* Say you just watched ''Romper Stomper'' and ask advice on how to be more like [[Sparta\|Russell Crowe]]'s character.
			* Tell them "white pride" and "white power" are the same thing.
			* Mention that [[ska]] was invented by black persons, and point out the [[irony]] in that rude-boys were the progenitors of skinhead culture.
			* Inquire why, if they're beholden to "tradition," they don't listen to any ska bands.
			* Remind them that Desmond Dekker was a nigger.
			* Request that someone explain the difference between [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|Oi, Hardcore, Thrash, et cetera]].
			* Proclaim [[PBR]], Newcastle, Guiness, or the local swill to be the "worst beer ever."
			* Ask them their opinion on [[gay\|Nicky Crane]].
			* In SHARP / RASH forums or social networks denounce them as fake skinheads as only the National Socialists are the real skinheads.
			* Ask how long it's been since they fought [[Antifa]] and didn't run away. (If they're 1488ers)
			* Ask how long it's been since they fought American Front and didn't run away. (If they're Antifa Sharps)

			==CAUTION!!!1==
			Skinheads are the [[internet tough guy]]s of [[IRL\|"real life"]]. Most of them are [[retarded]] and spend their leisure time working out and trying to become a UFC fighter. Since [[you]] are here reading this article, you likely fall into the pasty basement-dweller category and would likely be [[pwned\|pwn't]] by a '''roid-raging''' skinhead. If you ever see a bald-looking, NASCAR watching [[faggot]] say "WHITE POWER!", it should be obvious that he is a skinhead. Skinheads usually live with 40 of their Aryan brothers, in the same cramped trailer. '''EXTREME''' caution should be exercised when [[IRL]] trolling skinheads, as their dickery knows no bounds.
			<center>
			<youtube>JQBLKGH13QE</youtube></center>
			{{quote\|GIMME DEM SHOES\| Common [[Bigger_Man_Argument\|argument]] in the skinhead household.\|}}

			==LJ Skinhead Communities==
			[[Image:Skinhead_2.jpg\|thumb\|I R HAET TEH NIGRAS OI! OI! OI!]]
			*{{ljcomm\|user=skinhead_furs}} Furry Skinhead Community
			*{{ljcomm\|user=tradskinheads}} Traditional Skinheads
			*{{ljcomm\|user=white_racialism}} Pro-[[White nationalism\|White Racialism and Nationalism]]

			== See Also ==
			* [[Hal Turner]], a notable internet-skinhead and 'cyberactivist', [[lulz]]ed to death in the usual fashion.
			* [[TheNeedleDrop\|Anthony Fantano]]
			* [[Pantera\|Phil Anselmo]]
			* [[Stormfront]]
			* [[Antifa]] - RASH and SHARP are [[Shit nobody cares about\|ideological]] [[Butt buddy\|allies]] of antifa.

			==External Links==

			* [http://www.nukeisrael.com Nukeisrael] is a website owned by the National Socialist Movement. It seeks to inform white America of evils such as the international political stranglehold of the [[Jews\|Jew]] and Mexican. It contains many [[lulz]]-worthy articles, including the nigger owner's manual and the nigger job application.

			* [http://www.zogsnightmare.com/freezog.html Zog's nightmare] is a [[aids\|FPS]] made from a shitty game engine by some albino [[furfag]]. The primary goal of the game is to kill niggers and [[Jews]], after minorities take over society and enslave whites.

			* [http://dirtyje.ws Skinheads believe this image to be an accurate depiction of every Jew, ever]

			{{music}}
			{{nazis}}
			{{britfags}}
			{{race}}

			[[Category:Racial Tolerance]]
			[[Category:Subcultures]]

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	~~{{quote\|Brain full of shit, boots full of lead, straight from [[Hitler]]'s ass, it's the Nazi skinhead!\| GWAR}}~~		Bacteria: Bacteria! We begin with only one!
	~~[[Image:Nohair.jpg\|thumb\|A typical [[punk]] skinhead]][[Image~~:~~Skinhead_beer.jpg\|thumb\|IT'S NOT A HAIRSTYLE IT'S A LIFESTYLE LOL!!1OIOIOIO!1!111[[oneoneone]]!~~!~~1]]~~

	'''Skinheads''' are exactly like [[punk]]s, except they vote [[Libertarian]], and instead of drinking [[Alcohol\|box wine]], they drink [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]]. Also unlike punks, they rightly believe a [[woman]]'s place is [[in the kitchen]]. Skins frequently pride themselves on taking up the mantle of blue-collar work and as such will go out of their way to get shitty landscaping jobs, if they even choose to be employed. They accomplish this by [[masturbation\|polishing their workboots]] to excess, [[cosplay\|dressing up]] like the [[gay\|Village People]], and uttering their rallying cry "[[white\|Working Class]] Pride", despite then going on to get drunk and beat up tramps and [[nigras]].<br><br>

	~~A further difference between [[punk]]s and skinheads is noted~~ with ~~the skins' lack of hair. Where a punk may have a [[fag\|colorful]] mohawk, or some other [[epic win\|awesome]] style of hair, skinheads will remove all of theirs as a [[hivemind\|show of solidarity]].~~


	~~==Types of Skins==~~
	~~[[File:Shit_Skinhead.gif\|thumb\|Skins are easily identifiable by hinged crania and large Nazi flags.]]~~
	~~[[File:Shit Sharp Skinhead.png\|thumb\|Also available in [[leftard]] flavor.]]~~

	~~Skinheads fall into one of a number of categories.~~
	* '''WP'''; "[[racist\|white power]]" skins, who value [[Aryan]] heritage above all, despite the fact that they're the most retarded, inferior, all filthy and [[no\|NOT of the "master race"]]. They spend all of their time making [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s on [[Quasidan\|Holocaust remembrance sites]], listening to Skrewdriver, and boycotting [[MTV]]. They are considered to be the [[troll]]s of the skinhead gathering.

	* '''White Pride''' skins. Claim [[lie\|not to be prejudiced against other races, but just love being white trash]]. These are simply the more PG-13 friendly "white power" skinheads, most are also closet virgins.

	* '''Skintard''' - These terribly confused creatures are the result of being socially [[aspie\|disabled]] in high school. They were made fun of so badly by niggers in high school that they decided at 25 to become big tough skinheads. They are proud of their race, despite being sub-human examples of it. They normally have terrible halitosis, and may become [[Hal Turner\|"well known radio hosts"]].

	* '''Hitler Fanboyz'''; Proud "Aryan" Probably your dumbest skinhead who actually think that "Aryans" belong to the white race. When in fact Aryans are the people of Northern India (So technically, [[Gypsies]] are Aryan).

	* '''Fence sitters'''; The ones that can't decide if they want to be raped by Aryans only ~~or all races.~~

	* '''Queers'''; just like the big stompy boots and tight jeans. The existence of queerskins really irritates the shit out of the racists.

	* '''Trads''', or "traditional" skins, who pretend not to be racist so the [[Mexican\|wetbacks]] and black person on their construction crews don't kick their asses... but they are still not racist.

	* '''SHARPs'''; anti-racist "punk" [[poseur]]s who ''dress'' like skins, but in actuality are [[British]] [[hippie]]s from the 80's that whine about working and music. Underneath it all, every one ~~of them is red as a damn barn and secretly hates themselves for it.~~

	* '''RASH'''; Same as the Sharps, but from [[Jew York City]].

	*'''Redskin'''; SHARPs without the commie-guilt. They love Marxism and you do, too, [[motherfucker]]!

	Truth is, there are [[no more than 99\|about four or five]] skinheads who fit into the above two categories in the United States. However, these few aren't to be fucked with, since the '80s blood feud between racist and non-racist skins still runs deep.

	~~==Trolls' Delight==~~

	~~[[PROTIP]]: Skinheads are one of the easiest subcultures to troll, as imbibing cheap beer and laying bricks all day gets them pretty irate. For instant lulz, keep these guidelines in mind:~~

	* Bring up skinhead fashion in general, or specifically:
	* Ask what color laces to wear, presuming that the color has significance.
	* Ask whether "boots and braces" refers to orthodontia...or perhaps Dom/Sub.
	* Ask what color and/or thickness your braces ("suspenders" in [[American\|'Merkun]]-speak) need to be to convey the proper WP image.
	* Post a thread asking whether to go with black or "oxblood" Docs.
	* [[How Do I Shot Web?\|HOW DO I SHAVED HEAD??]]
	* Say you just watched ''Romper Stomper'' and ask advice on how to be more like [[Sparta\|Russell Crowe]]'s character.
	* Tell them "white pride" and "white power" are the same thing.
	* Mention that [[ska]] was invented by black persons, and point out the [[irony]] in that rude-boys were the progenitors of skinhead culture.
	* Inquire why, if they're beholden to "tradition," they don't listen to any ska bands.
	* Remind them that Desmond Dekker was a nigger.
	* Request that someone explain the difference between [[shit_nobody_cares_about\|Oi, Hardcore, Thrash, et cetera]].
	* Proclaim [[PBR]], Newcastle, Guiness, or the local swill to be the "worst beer ever."
	* Ask them their opinion on [[gay\|Nicky Crane]].
	* In SHARP / RASH forums or social networks denounce them as fake skinheads as only the National Socialists are the real skinheads.
	* Ask how long it's been since they fought [[Antifa]] and didn't run away. (If they're 1488ers)
	* Ask how long it's been since they fought American Front and didn't run away. (If they're Antifa Sharps)

	~~==CAUTION!!!1==~~
	Skinheads are the [[internet tough guy]]s of [[IRL\|"real life"]]. Most of them are [[retarded]] and spend their leisure time working out and trying to become a UFC fighter. Since [[you]] are here reading this article, you likely fall into the pasty basement-dweller category and would likely be [[pwned\|pwn't]] by a '''roid-raging''' skinhead. If you ever see a bald-looking, NASCAR watching [[faggot]] say "WHITE POWER!", it should be obvious that he is a skinhead. Skinheads usually live with 40 of their Aryan brothers, in the same cramped trailer. '''EXTREME''' caution should be exercised when [[IRL]] trolling skinheads, as their dickery knows no bounds.
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	~~==LJ Skinhead Communities==~~
	~~[[Image:Skinhead_2.jpg\|thumb\|I R HAET TEH NIGRAS OI! OI! OI!]]~~
	*{{ljcomm\|user=skinhead_furs}} Furry Skinhead Community
	*{{ljcomm\|user=tradskinheads}} Traditional Skinheads
	*{{ljcomm\|user=white_racialism}} Pro-[[White nationalism\|White Racialism and Nationalism]]

	~~== See Also ==~~
	* [[Hal Turner]], a notable internet-skinhead and 'cyberactivist', [[lulz]]ed to death in the usual fashion.
	* [[TheNeedleDrop\|Anthony Fantano]]
	* [[Pantera\|Phil Anselmo]]
	* [[Stormfront]]
	* [[Antifa]] - RASH and SHARP are [[Shit nobody cares about\|ideological]] [[Butt buddy\|allies]] of antifa.

	~~==External Links==~~

	* [http://www.nukeisrael.com Nukeisrael] is a website owned by the National Socialist Movement. It seeks to inform white America of evils such as the international political stranglehold of the [[Jews\|Jew]] and Mexican. It contains many [[lulz]]-worthy articles, including the nigger owner's manual and the nigger job application.

	* [http://www.zogsnightmare.com/freezog.html Zog's nightmare] is a [[aids\|FPS]] made from a shitty game engine by some albino [[furfag]]. The primary goal of the game is to kill niggers and [[Jews]], after minorities take over society and enslave whites.

	* [http://dirtyje.ws Skinheads believe this image to be an accurate depiction of every Jew, ever]

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	{{quote\|Brain full of shit, boots full of lead, straight from [[Hitler]]'s ass, it's the Nazi skinhead!\| GWAR}}		{{quote\|Brain full of shit, boots full of lead, straight from [[Hitler]]'s ass, it's the Nazi skinhead!\| GWAR}}
	[[Image:Nohair.jpg\|thumb\|A typical [[punk]] skinhead]][[Image:Skinhead_beer.jpg\|thumb\|IT'S NOT A HAIRSTYLE IT'S A LIFESTYLE LOL!!1OIOIOIO!1!111[[oneoneone]]!!1]]		[[Image:Nohair.jpg\|thumb\|A typical [[punk]] skinhead]][[Image:Skinhead_beer.jpg\|thumb\|IT'S NOT A HAIRSTYLE IT'S A LIFESTYLE LOL!!1OIOIOIO!1!111[[oneoneone]]!!1]]
	~~[[Image:Shit_Skinhead.gif\|thumb\|Skins are easily identifiable by hinged crania and large Nazi flags.]]~~
	~~[[Image:Skinhead_2.jpg\|thumb\|I R HAET TEH NIGRAS OI! OI! OI!]]~~

	'''Skinheads''' are exactly like [[punk]]s, except they vote [[Libertarian]], and instead of drinking [[box wine]], they drink [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]]. Also unlike punks, they rightly believe a [[woman]]'s place is [[in the kitchen]]. Skins frequently pride themselves on taking up the mantle of blue-collar work and as such will go out of their way to get shitty landscaping jobs, if they even choose to be employed. They accomplish this by [[masturbation\|polishing their workboots]] to excess, [[cosplay\|dressing up]] like the [[gay\|Village People]], and uttering their rallying cry "[[white\|Working Class]] Pride", despite then going on to get drunk and beat up tramps and [[nigras]].<br><br>		'''Skinheads''' are exactly like [[punk]]s, except they vote [[Libertarian]], and instead of drinking [[Alcohol\|box wine]], they drink [[Pabst Blue Ribbon]]. Also unlike punks, they rightly believe a [[woman]]'s place is [[in the kitchen]]. Skins frequently pride themselves on taking up the mantle of blue-collar work and as such will go out of their way to get shitty landscaping jobs, if they even choose to be employed. They accomplish this by [[masturbation\|polishing their workboots]] to excess, [[cosplay\|dressing up]] like the [[gay\|Village People]], and uttering their rallying cry "[[white\|Working Class]] Pride", despite then going on to get drunk and beat up tramps and [[nigras]].<br><br>

	A further difference between [[punk]]s and skinheads is noted with the skins' lack of hair. Where a punk may have a [[fag\|colorful]] mohawk, or some other [[epic win\|awesome]] style of hair, skinheads will remove all of theirs as a [[hivemind\|show of solidarity]].		A further difference between [[punk]]s and skinheads is noted with the skins' lack of hair. Where a punk may have a [[fag\|colorful]] mohawk, or some other [[epic win\|awesome]] style of hair, skinheads will remove all of theirs as a [[hivemind\|show of solidarity]].
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	==Types of Skins==		==Types of Skins==
			[[File:Shit_Skinhead.gif\|thumb\|Skins are easily identifiable by hinged crania and large Nazi flags.]]
			[[File:Shit Sharp Skinhead.png\|thumb\|Also available in [[leftard]] flavor.]]

	Skinheads fall into one of a number of categories.		Skinheads fall into one of a number of categories.
	* '''WP'''; "[[racist\|white power]]" skins, who value [[Aryan]] heritage above all, despite the fact that they're the most retarded, inferior, all filthy and [[no\|NOT of the "master race"]]. They spend all of their time making [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s on [[Quasidan\|Holocaust remembrance sites]], listening to Skrewdriver, and boycotting [[MTV]]. They are considered to be the [[troll]]s of the skinhead gathering.		* '''WP'''; "[[racist\|white power]]" skins, who value [[Aryan]] heritage above all, despite the fact that they're the most retarded, inferior, all filthy and [[no\|NOT of the "master race"]]. They spend all of their time making [[Fifty Hitler Post]]s on [[Quasidan\|Holocaust remembrance sites]], listening to Skrewdriver, and boycotting [[MTV]]. They are considered to be the [[troll]]s of the skinhead gathering.
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	* '''SHARPs'''; anti-racist "punk" [[poseur]]s who ''dress'' like skins, but in actuality are [[British]] [[hippie]]s from the 80's that whine about working and music. Underneath it all, every one of them is red as a damn barn and secretly hates themselves for it.		* '''SHARPs'''; anti-racist "punk" [[poseur]]s who ''dress'' like skins, but in actuality are [[British]] [[hippie]]s from the 80's that whine about working and music. Underneath it all, every one of them is red as a damn barn and secretly hates themselves for it.

			* '''RASH'''; Same as the Sharps, but from [[Jew York City]].

			*'''Redskin'''; SHARPs without the commie-guilt. They love Marxism and you do, too, [[motherfucker]]!

	Truth is, there are [[no more than 99\|about four or five]] skinheads who fit into the above two categories in the United States. However, these few aren't to be fucked with, since the '80s blood feud between racist and non-racist skins still runs deep.		Truth is, there are [[no more than 99\|about four or five]] skinheads who fit into the above two categories in the United States. However, these few aren't to be fucked with, since the '80s blood feud between racist and non-racist skins still runs deep.
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	* Proclaim [[PBR]], Newcastle, Guiness, or the local swill to be the "worst beer ever."		* Proclaim [[PBR]], Newcastle, Guiness, or the local swill to be the "worst beer ever."
	* Ask them their opinion on [[gay\|Nicky Crane]].		* Ask them their opinion on [[gay\|Nicky Crane]].
	* Ask how long it's been since they fought Antifa and didn't run away.		* In SHARP / RASH forums or social networks denounce them as fake skinheads as only the National Socialists are the real skinheads.
			* Ask how long it's been since they fought [[Antifa]] and didn't run away. (If they're 1488ers)
			* Ask how long it's been since they fought American Front and didn't run away. (If they're Antifa Sharps)

	==CAUTION!!!1==		==CAUTION!!!1==
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	==LJ Skinhead Communities==		==LJ Skinhead Communities==
			[[Image:Skinhead_2.jpg\|thumb\|I R HAET TEH NIGRAS OI! OI! OI!]]
	*{{ljcomm\|user=skinhead_furs}} Furry Skinhead Community		*{{ljcomm\|user=skinhead_furs}} Furry Skinhead Community
	*{{ljcomm\|user=tradskinheads}} Traditional Skinheads		*{{ljcomm\|user=tradskinheads}} Traditional Skinheads
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	* [[Hal Turner]], a notable internet-skinhead and 'cyberactivist', [[lulz]]ed to death in the usual fashion.		* [[Hal Turner]], a notable internet-skinhead and 'cyberactivist', [[lulz]]ed to death in the usual fashion.
	* [[TheNeedleDrop\|Anthony Fantano]]		* [[TheNeedleDrop\|Anthony Fantano]]
			* [[Pantera\|Phil Anselmo]]
			* [[Stormfront]]
			* [[Antifa]] - RASH and SHARP are [[Shit nobody cares about\|ideological]] [[Butt buddy\|allies]] of antifa.

	==External Links==		==External Links==

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