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|BGCOLOR=#F8F8F8| [[Image:Factcat_seal_of_approval.gif|80px]]
|style="padding:10px"| '''This article is entirely [[fact]]ual and serves as a documentation.'''
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[[Image:Silverop pic.jpg|thumb|right|Picture of our dogcock-loving friend readying himself to deepthroat a slice of pizza.]]
[[Image:Furfag boyfriend.jpg|thumb|right|The love of Silverop's life, Stevie.]]
[[Image:Irl_name.png|right|thumb|Posting your first, middle, and last name online for everyone to see? [[Retard|How intelligent.]]]]
[[Image:Runescape fag.png|right|thumb|[[Runescape|Yes, intelligence beyond belief.]]]]
'''Silverop''' is a 15-year-old [[Pussy|germophobic]], <s>closet</s> [[homosexual]], [[Furry|furfag]] [[Deviantart|TARTlet]] with levels of hopeless fail unseen since [[SokiTwopaw]]. He can be seen frequently browsing the [[YouTube|Jewtubes]] under the alias of '''StyxRanger''', where he enjoys threatening everyone who questions his robust furfaggotry with [[Rape|podiatric sodomy]]. [[IRL|Behind the mask]], Silverop goes by Paul and has a boyfriend named Steven who lives with him in [[Americunt|Parkersburg, VA]].

... at least, they ''would'' be together if his boyfriend hadn't [[BAWWWW|GTFO'd]] off to [[Redneck|Weirton, WV]].

Being afraid of germs like the [[babyfur]] he is, our furry little friend had to work up the courage to just hold his lover's hand by practicing on another female friend first. In the end, he was able to bite the bullet and allow his boyfriend to rub up against him. It is likely that they then went back to his house and had [[Lemonparty|angry sex]] with his favorite [[Plushie|plush dog]], Wolfie.

==Lulzy Quotes==

{{quote|Looking at what i put in the upper description I sound like a asshole. However i am not im just stating that preps and racists have no life and i dont like them.|StyxRanger, unintentionally assuring himself of swift death at the hands of any [[Oldfag|/b/tard]].}}

{{quote|If you are always picking out group of people such as loosers and nerds you suck and noone likes your opinion. Now that being said if i pissed you off good.|StyxRanger, assuring us of just how much he fails at life.}}

==JewTubes==

StyxRanger considers himself a [[Hilary Clinton|furry activist]] and has produced two "furry pride" videos. Apparently in this day and age, gargling animal [[Penis|p3n15]] is [[Baby fuck|AWWWWRIGHT]].

Fight the urge to [[Lol|cry]].
 
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==[[Aspierations]]==
[[Image:Furry baiting.png|right|thumb|Laying out the bait...]]
[[Image:Furfag fail2.png|thumb|right|Silverop's gracious response, complete with furfag avatar, horrible spelling, and [[Weeaboo|animu]] faces.]]
Because of his [[Cock|motivation]] to show everyone in the community how proud he is of fucking plush toys, he tends to get into arguments at times which can be quite lulzy. An example fire-return-fire-return argument can be found to the right, in which a troll named Icefox111 lures Silverop out of his [[Hugbox|hole]] with a bit of copypasta. Naturally, he returns with nothing but fail, AIDS, and an [[Jesus|avatar of two foxes blowing each other]].

No doubt, after seeing his [[Lol|videos]] you'd want to leave him an [[Bomb|opinion]] about what you thought. Well (unfortunately) no luck there my fellow EDiots. For you see, Silverop is a shy and pathetic creature: the type that growls, snarls, and acts fierce when the [[Furries|pack]] is around, but when cornered rolls over into a sniveling and cowardly [[In the ass|position]]. Any attempt at explaining how dressing up in a [[fursuit]] and sodomizing other men isn't healthy will be met with him furiously clicking the [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING]] button.

==Drama==
[[Image:Faggot friend.png|thumb|right|"What? Fried chicken?!"]]
*After letting out an almighty [[BAWWW|warcry]], Silverop proceeded to try (and miserably [[fail]]) to vandalize this article under the name of '''NatexRivers'''. The only possible reason can be that he fears the truth about himself reaching the far corners of the internet. No furry wants everyone to know that they're all genetically inferior to human beings, but our beloved ED exists to spread the ultimate truth: that in the end, the furfag scum will hang from every trestle of every street corner on every intersection in Europe. As much as traffic will allow.

*With a [[BAWWW|cry]] of <big>RAGE</big>, Silvercock's [[Fail|half]]-black person friend '''[http://www.youtube.com/user/XHKbaxter XHKbaxter]''' rushed to the rescue. Vandalizing this page left and right, he let all of us at ED [[Butthurt|know how he really felt about the situation]]. As you can tell by the quote below, both he and his furry friend share a love of [[AOL speak|skipping classes]] and [[Yaoi|quality pornography]].

{{quote|furry name, Baxter Fox, my real name, Baxter Hauk :P, u can call me bax, baxter, baxe, w/e. i am an orange fox, i like to chase birds, and eat meat ^^, im tought then your avrig fox|XHKbaxter, speaking in a [[Bix nood|language]] unknown to heterosexuals.}}

*Too stupid to know about such things as a [[ED:VIP|revert function]], the heavily cancer-afflicted fox fucker vandalized continuously under his own name. If only all furries cried this much. If only...

==[[IM PRESSIN CHARGES]]!==
[[Image:Baby crying closeup.jpg|thumb|right]]
{{quote|NatexRivers?? thats not me, My friend Mark, Change that on the wbpage's yeah i seen number 2 (StyxRanger) you DO know that me being underage makes that illegal dont you? yup. Thought you'd like to know ^^|StyxRanger, clearly feelin' the [[Butthurt|pain]]. The sobbing cries and [[moonspeak]] render his legal threat undecipherable.}}

== Silverop's Reaction to This Article ==

<center>[[Image:Butthurt bulletin.png]]</center>

{{cg|Gallery|Gallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Styxranger5.png|DevianTART page, complete with email and messenger addresses. You know what to do.
Image:Silverop.jpg|The Jew itself.
Image:Furfag boyfriend profile.png|His boyfriend's profile.
Image:Furry faggot lulz.png|Takes him all the courage he can get to be able to hold his boyfriend's hand.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Styxranger profile.png
Image:Styxranger outofthecloset.png|Coming out of the closet.
Image:Wolfie.jpg|Silverop's precious [[Rape|love]] toy.
Image:Styxranger4.png|[[Goatse|Kawaii]] MySpace profile. [[Almost raped|Private]].
Image:Styxranger.png|JewTube page.
Image:Styxranger2.png|JewTube page cont'd.
Image:Sonic by Silverop.png|A [[Sonic]] faggot on top of it all?
</gallery>}}

==Dox==

*[http://styx.phpbbserver.com His shitty, incomplete forum. Talk about the "X Box", guyz.]
*[http://silveroath.phpbbserver.com Where his shitty forum moved to.]
*Email: StyxRanger@hotmail.com
*AOL: Penguinboxer101@aol.com
*MSN: Styx_Ranger@hotmail.com
*Yahoo: Penguinboxer101@yahoo.com

==See Also==

*[http://youtube.com/user/StyxRanger Silverop's JewTube page] <-- Trollable as a [[Asking for it|newfag in ED]]. 
*[http://silverop.deviantart.com Silverop's DevianTART page] 
*<strike>[http://dailystrength.org/people/86047 Silverop's profile at Daily Strength] <-- Source of much lulzy information.</strike> Baleeted due to paranoia. 

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