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	'''Sheneequa''' is a name given to [[Over 9000\|OVER 9,000]] [[black]] females all over the world. Sheneequas are identifiable by their long fake braids that look like degraded dayglo macramé and their staggering amounts of body [[fat]] resulting in tank asses and [[shitting dick nipples\|saggy udders]] that existed since they slithered from their [[nigra\|mother's]] flabby vagina. They are hopelessly obese and [[ugly]], and if you're [[Retard\|still not convinced]], you will be when you actually see them. Do you really want to degrade your already pathetic [[cock]] by putting it into that? Shaneequa, contrary to what she thinks, is an repugnant, insolent whore and does not respect anyone (especially her myriad partners), has no job or education, and thinks that [[black people\|black men]] should waste their time trying to domesticate or "work with" her, and that a "good" handsome 6-foot black man with a stable job and ~~13in~~ dick (or a [[whitey\|maggot]] with the same qualifications) should become her slave fo' lyfe. Sadly, Black guys and even [[nigra\|niggers]] always shun her so she ends up chasing after the lower rungs of maggots, the [[trailer trash]] and maggot shit and [[rednecks]] (mo' beer) that even 16 year old maggot whores won't touch with a 10 foot pole and taking more debasing treatment from them than she would get from a black guy, or even a nigger.		'''Sheneequa''' is a name given to [[Over 9000\|OVER 9,000]] [[black]] females all over the world. Sheneequas are identifiable by their long fake braids that look like degraded dayglo macramé and their staggering amounts of body [[fat]] resulting in tank asses and [[shitting dick nipples\|saggy udders]] that existed since they slithered from their [[nigra\|mother's]] flabby vagina. They are hopelessly obese and [[ugly]], and if you're [[Retard\|still not convinced]], you will be when you actually see them. Do you really want to degrade your already pathetic [[cock]] by putting it into that? Shaneequa, contrary to what she thinks, is an repugnant, insolent whore and does not respect anyone (especially her myriad partners), has no job or education, and thinks that [[black people\|black men]] should waste their time trying to domesticate or "work with" her, and that a "good" handsome 6-foot black man with a stable job and 13 and a half inch dick (or a [[whitey\|maggot]] with the same qualifications) should become her slave fo' lyfe. Sadly, Black guys and even [[nigra\|niggers]] always shun her so she ends up chasing after the lower rungs of maggots, the [[trailer trash]] and maggot shit and [[rednecks]] (mo' beer) that even 16 year old maggot whores won't touch with a 10 foot pole and taking more debasing treatment from them than she would get from a black guy, or even a nigger.

	Although distinct, sheneequas are a part of the nigger community and thus share some traits. It is a well-known fact that sheneequas originated from Africa, but unlike maggots who have suffered genetic material loss from their original, robust physical black genotype due to freely [[rape\|interbreeding]] with subhuman Neanderthals, her evolutionary degradation targeted her brain and now bitch done lost her mind. One common trait that sheneequas still share with their monkey relatives is the obnoxious way of communication. When they “holla” to their sistahs, they are simply using an evolved form of screaming and incomprehensible language that only they can understand, which originates with apes screaming on tree tops to communicate over large distances.		Although distinct, sheneequas are a part of the nigger community and thus share some traits. It is a well-known fact that sheneequas originated from Africa, but unlike maggots who have suffered genetic material loss from their original, robust physical black genotype due to freely [[rape\|interbreeding]] with subhuman Neanderthals, her evolutionary degradation targeted her brain and now bitch done lost her mind. One common trait that sheneequas still share with their monkey relatives is the obnoxious way of communication. When they “holla” to their sistahs, they are simply using an evolved form of screaming and incomprehensible language that only they can understand, which originates with apes screaming on tree tops to communicate over large distances.

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''For the disgraced ED sysop, see [[Ginger|here]].''

{{notice|[http://bossip.com/218087/smh-and-wtf-racist-humor-takes-aim-at-sheneequa-via-website/ Some website called "bossip" takes issue with this article, neglects to mention how much Sheneequa has done for her community]}}

[[Image:Jemima Mongler.jpg|frame|left|Her portrait.]]
[[File:Shaniquapost.jpg|thumb|[[NO U|Ah nah yoo di'ent]]!]]
[[Image:Sheneequa%27s_ED_salary.jpg|thumb|Her salary from slave owner [[Girlvinyl]].]]

[[Image:Sheneequafursona.jpg|thumb|right|Sheneequa as seen by [[furfag]]s.]]

[[Image:Wtfwhitepenor.JPG|thumb|right|WTF M8??]]

[[Image:lulzmammy.jpg|thumb|Shoopin' her daily woop.]]

[[Image:Sheniqua.jpg|thumb|Sheneequa trolling for sex in a public restroom.]]

Name given to [[Over 9000|OVER 9,000]] [[black]] females all over the world. Sheneequas are identifiable by their long fake braids that look plastic and their huge asses and [[shitting dick nipples|boobs]] that exist since the very same day they were ejected from their [[nigra|mother's]] chubby vagina. These asses and boobs may make them seem hot at first, but are instantly nullified by the [[ugly|rest of their body]], and if you're [[Retard|still not convinced]], you will be when you actually see them. Do you really want to degrade your already pathetic [[cock]] by putting it into that? Shaneequa, contrary to what she thinks is an ugly, disobedient whore, and does not listen to her husband or respect her partner, has no job or education, and thinks that [[black people|black men]] should waste their time trying to tame or "work with" her, and that a "good" handsome 6-foot black man with a stable job (or a [[whitey|maggot]] with the same qualifications) should become her slave fo' lyfe. Sadly, Black guys and even [[nigra|niggers]] always shun her so she ends up chasing after the lower rungs of maggots, the [[trailer trash]] and maggot shit and [[rednecks]] (mo' beer) that even 16 year old maggot whores won't touch with a 10 foot pole and taking more debasing treatment from them than she would get from a black guy, or even a nigger.

Although different, sheneequas are a part of the black person community and thus share some similar traits. It is a well-known fact that sheneequas, originated from Africa, but unlike maggots who have suffered genetic material loss from their original, robust physical black gene make-up, her evolutionary degradation targeted her brain and now she done lost her mind. One common trait that sheneequas still share with their monkey relatives is the obnoxious way of communication. When they “holla” to their sistahs, they are simply using an evolved form of screaming and incomprehensible language that only they can understand, which roots back to monkeys screaming on tree tops to communicate over large distances.

==What is Sheneequa?==
'''Sheneequas''' (otherwise spelt as '''Shaniquas''') are required to have - at the minimum - 10 children (niglets), all with skin that is [[Bill Clinton|blacker than black]], all by different [[rape|fathers]]. A Sheneequa's daily [[food|meal]] consists of fried chicken, Kool-Aid, Watermelon, fried chicken, grits, fried chicken, collard greens, grape soda, and more fried chicken. Did we mention [[chikins|fried chicken]]?

It is a well-documented fact that all Sheneequas are really just wearing a disguise. Wipe off that make-up and take off the Brillo wig, and you will find Martin Lawrence.

However, the Sheneequa who is a sysop of ED isn't so much like that because she is very [[slut|'''well spoken''']].

===Sheneequa Goes to the Prom===

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===Her name is Sheneequa and wot?===

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===Shaneequa's friends===

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===Shaneequa commits [[murder]]===
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==Trivia==
[[File:Preg-prom.jpg|thumb|The beauty of being with child]]
*Sheneequa is a [[black]] name, often associated with [[Black chicks|fat ugly clap carrying prostitutes, bitches and or hoes]], or nigresses in general.

*If a Sheneequa is over 400lbs, she is to be renamed "Sha'neequake."

*A Sheneequa will give her daughter(s) the name, '''Lalatifa Bonifa'''.

*Sheneequas are often poor and have no sense of [[lulz]] or dignity.

*Sheneequas, being [[black]], these [[fat]], [[ugly]], clap carrying, [[prostitute]]s are often found in cotton fields, smoking pot and/or crack, eating watermelons and/or deep fried chicken, or scouring city streets looking for sex.

*Sheneequa can most often be seen: pattin' her weave, gettin' her weave on, ripping Shawonda's weave out during a fight, gettin' her hurr did and her nails done.

*Occasionally you may come across a large group of Sheneequas, if this happens, make many a loud noise and raise your hands well above your head to scare them off (this tactic is not recommended for use with [[bear]]s! (in some cases this may incite a fight, the Sheneequa is known to flap about when making a valid argument). One effective strategy whenever facing a Sheneequa is to use lots of big words. Say something like "get back in the field, mindless decadent recalcitrant bitch! You look like feces!" Note however, that such strategy is only effective in self-defense. There is no way a sane and civilized human being will win an argument with a Sheneequa, because whenever a Sheneequa feels opposed, she will call her sistahs to handle your ass.

*When you find this large group, be careful, some of the Sheneequas may actually be of the subspecies Shawonda. Shawondas are even less effective at getting black [[cock]] than Sheneequas, and hang around them waiting for [[cum|leftovers]].

*Once in a Blue Niggamoon, when all the [[KFC|KFC's]] align on Friday the Nigrateenth, you may come across a niggette named Sheneequa that has a high paying job. This happens when they fuck or stab everyone on the corporate ladder. It can also happen if a white man in a position of authority (as far as the nigra is concerned, that's pretty much all of them) looks around and sees that there are no black faces on their floor and they may have to hire one just to keep the NAACP out of their asshole.

*On October 13, 1997 [[Rapper|50 Cents']] then-girlfriend [[Whore|Shaniqua Tompkins]] gave birth to a son, Marquise Jackson. Tompkins later [[IM PRESSIN CHARGES|sued]] Jackson for $50 million dollars, [[Unrealistic Expectations|claiming that he said that he would take care of her for life]]; the suit, which includes 15 claims was later dismissed by a judge, [[Bribery|calling it]] "an unfortunate tale of a love relationship gone sour.

*She don't live here no mo'.

*Sheneequas are most likely related to people known by any of the following names: LaQuanda, Sincere, Shaqueeka, Shanaynay, Cinamin, Treasure, Danita, Shatara, Bunifa, FeeFiFoFum, Rosa Parks, LaLa, Quida, Shanelle LaQuida, Gurrleesha Shynénée LaFrique, ShaQuida, Nykita, or any word combined with the prefix "La", or "Sha"

*Sheneequa is a direct descendant of Thomas Jefferson.

*For [[moar]] information on Sheneequas, or to observe them in their natural habitat, visit the green room at the Maury show.

==Famous Sheneequas==
*[[Jews]]
*[[You]]r mother
*[[Miss Landmine]]
*[[User:Sheneequa|Sheneequa]]

==Gallery of Sheenequa==
<gallery>
Image:fartmammy.jpg|Fig bitters for flatulence.
Image:Shaniqua.jpg|Sheneequa poses with her newborn daughter, Quan'Tashianaqua Jones.
Image:Sheneequacut.jpg|[[User:Banned|Banned]] proclaiming his love.
Image:Fiftyinternets.jpg|MOAR IMAGES. [[North American Dong Party]] currency edition.
File:Shenbirthday.jpg|[[Sheneequa Turns Four]].
File:Sheniqua ebonics.jpg|Her alternative [[prostitution|job]].
File:Jennyhill.jpg|Sheneequa has big floppy tits.
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Unwarranted self-importance]]
*[[Attention whore]]
*[[Tfo]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Slavery]]
*[[Black chicks]]
*[[Adria Richards]]
*[http://www.slate.com/id/2116449/ This article on charming ethnic names.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ/ moar charming ethnic names.]
*[http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=30 Some dude fucking with a Sheneequa]
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