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	== All Alone and Feeling Ewe ==		== All Alone and Feeling Ewe ==

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	== All Alone ~~And~~ Feeling Ewe ==		== All Alone and Feeling Ewe ==
	Rarely, sheep-fuckers are rejected by their ewes and must turn to artificial aids. Fortunately, the [[internet]]s is there to fulfill their needs.		Rarely, sheep-fuckers are rejected by their ewes and must turn to artificial aids. Fortunately, the [[internet]]s is there to fulfill their needs.
	[[Image:BessieSheep.jpg\|right\|thumb\|"It was the best sex I ever had, I swear! This RealSheep feels better than a real lamb!" - Howard Stern]]		[[Image:BessieSheep.jpg\|right\|thumb\|"It was the best sex I ever had, I swear! This RealSheep feels better than a real lamb!" - Howard Stern]]

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<i>If you are looking for people who mindlessly conform, see [[Mundanes]].</i>
[[File:Sheep headbutt.gif|190px|right]]
[[Image:Sheep.jpg|thumb|[[BDSM]] Sheep]]
Sheep (''Ovis aries'') are commonly found in [[New Zealand]] and [[Wales]]. Sheep also constitute the entire population of [[Wyoming]], half of [[Montana]], and small cults throughout [[Ohio]]. When sheep and humans mingle, [[sex]] frequently occurs because sheep are slutty and seldom say no.

Some people are not entirely satisfied with vanilla sheep sex and prefer to spice up their love lives with a bit of kink. Exotic human/sheep sexual practices include [[bondage]] and even the wearing of [[fursuit]]s during [[sex|copulation]].
[http://www.freeholes.com/sheep/ Sheep Thrills]:
Hoof cuffs and shearings and six teat bikinis,
Shiny Chrome cages to lock on your weenies,
fetish and beasties and 6 nipple rings,
These are a few of my favorite things...

== All Alone And Feeling Ewe ==
Rarely, sheep-fuckers are rejected by their ewes and must turn to artificial aids. Fortunately, the [[internet]]s is there to fulfill their needs.
[[Image:BessieSheep.jpg|right|thumb|"It was the best sex I ever had, I swear! This RealSheep feels better than a real lamb!" - Howard Stern]]
* [http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palace/6314/buzz.html RealSheep Sex Toys]: "Lamb Chop's face is SO beautiful and her breasts are AMAZING! How do you do that?! I can't keep my hands off her!"
* [http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/dolly.htm Dolly The Inflatable Love Sheep]: "Though not pictured, there is a nice sized opening in Dolly's hind end meant to hide a few things or just keep your spare change in there and dream of the day when you can become a farmer."

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== Seeking Help ==
Occasionally, a sheep-lover will have a moment's doubt about the sanity of his [[fetish]]. In that troubled time, [[forum]]s or animal [[communities]] are the best places to find informed, [[sensitive]] counseling.
*[http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=49654 Is it immoral for a man to sleep with a sheep?]: "You are ill! or [[Wales|Welsh]], one of the two."
*[http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/IHATEKFCMORETHANHILARYDUFF Can we talk about sheep?]: "I LOVE ANAL!I LOVE ANAL!I LOVE ANAL!I LOVE ANAL!ILOVE ANAL!I LOVE ANAL!I LOVE ANAL!I LOVE ANAL!"

== Voters ==
[[Image:InflatableSheep.jpg|right|thumb|"I voted for George W. Bush! Fuck me!"]]
Voters are often referred to as sheep because they are furry, stupid, and prone to running off cliffs because the other sheep did it. A Google search for "voters+sheep" indicates this insult is used in [[over 9000]]% of political conversations.

=="Sheep" as Described by the Batshit [[Insane]] ==
The term sheep is applied by members of many of the crazier internet communities to describe [[mundane|normal people]]. They refer to the non-insane as sheep or sheeple because these communities are conformist masses who all think the same way, blindly follow their community leaders without question, and are threatened by anyone who doesn't live like they do. For this reason those who don't agree with them are referred to as sheep.

Supporters or creators of [[conspiracy]] theories are notorious for applying this title to fucking anyone, including skeptics, believers of other conspiracy theories, or anyone who asks questions they don't have an answer to. If you don't believe that [[JEWS DID WTC]], you are a sheep.

== Jew Sheep ==

Many [[JEW|Jews]] are also sheep.

== Killer Sheep ==
Around the globe, rumors of killer sheep have been circulating. Be vigilant, be prepared.
*[http://www.shawnbehrens.de/kilsheep/guide.htm If You See A Killer Sheep]

== Peta Sheep ==

All [[Peta|petards]] are sheep. No exceptions, not even the animal rights activists that claim to hate Peta.

== See Also ==
* [[Food]]
* [[Game Dude]]
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