Sexting - Revision history

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	'''Sexting''' is a fun [[old meme\|new fad]] for [[CP\|the kids]] sweeping the nation if not the world. With the advent of cheap camphones, every Tom, Craig, and [[camwhore]] can now send each other [[n00ds]] and [[vidya]] of [[underage b&]] genitalia. This of course, is [http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=719928 highly illegal] and can lead to a visit from the [[Party Van]]. Since the government is stupid, just ''receiving'' such messages can get you v& for possessing CP! The only way to get someone else v& for doing this and not get v& yourself is to delete the picture and tell the Party Van, but then they [[Prove me wrong\|won't believe it]].		'''Sexting''' is a fun [[old meme\|new fad]] for [[CP\|the kids]] sweeping the nation if not the world. With the advent of cheap camphones, every Tom, Craig, and [[camwhore]] can now send each other [[n00ds]] and [[vidya]] of [[underage b&]] genitalia. This of course, is [https://web.archive.org/web/20090120113804/http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=719928 highly illegal] and can lead to a visit from the [[Party Van]]. Since the government is stupid, just ''receiving'' such messages can get you v& for possessing CP! The only way to get someone else v& for doing this and not get v& yourself is to delete the picture and tell the Party Van, but then they [[Prove me wrong\|won't believe it]].

	'''Sexting''' is currently the leading cause of [[butthurt]] in overprotective [[parents]] [http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=9612361&nav=menu183_2].		'''Sexting''' is currently the leading cause of [[butthurt]] in overprotective [[parents]] [http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=9612361&nav=menu183_2].
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	{{Main\|Anthony Weiner}}		{{Main\|Anthony Weiner}}

	Whilst sexting is primarily a fun activity for [[12-year-old boys]] and [[16-year-old girls]], it's even catching on with [[old people]]. Even your grandpa is doing it! Sometime in [[2009]], the sports site ~~[http://deadspin.com~~ Deadspin] broke ~~[http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-~~a~~-love-~~story ~~a story]~~ about then [[handegg\|New York Jets]] QB, 50-year-old '''Brett Favre''', having letched after the Jets' totally [[I'd hit it\|bangable sexy]] in-house sideline reporter, former ''[[Playboy]]'' model [[whore\|Jenn Sterger]]. After unsuccessfully trying to hit on her young, pert arse via [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmErRP2GR4M plain old boring voicemail] and [[txt msg\|text messages]] (he was, however, successful in [[DO NOT WANT\|creeping her out]]) the 'happily' married grandfather turned to sexting, sending her numerous cockpix and a picture of himself butt nekkid (save a pair of Crocs) [[fapping]].		Whilst sexting is primarily a fun activity for [[12-year-old boys]] and [[16-year-old girls]], it's even catching on with [[old people]]. Even your grandpa is doing it! Sometime in [[2009]], the sports site Deadspin broke {{Archive\|iZhkO\|a story}} about then [[handegg\|New York Jets]] QB, 50-year-old '''Brett Favre''', having letched after the Jets' totally [[I'd hit it\|bangable sexy]] in-house sideline reporter, former ''[[Playboy]]'' model [[whore\|Jenn Sterger]]. After unsuccessfully trying to hit on her young, pert arse via [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmErRP2GR4M plain old boring voicemail] and [[txt msg\|text messages]] (he was, however, successful in [[DO NOT WANT\|creeping her out]]) the 'happily' married grandfather turned to sexting, sending her numerous cockpix and a picture of himself butt nekkid (save a pair of Crocs) [[fapping]].

	<center>{{fv\|whyhellojohn\|background-color:#B8B8B8;\|font-weight:bold;\|<youtube>1nZTnLsnvKU</youtube>\|<youtube>5dhvzMJlH30</youtube>\|<youtube>7_D7wughWN8</youtube>\|}}</center>		<center>{{fv\|whyhellojohn\|background-color:#B8B8B8;\|font-weight:bold;\|<youtube>1nZTnLsnvKU</youtube>\|<youtube>5dhvzMJlH30</youtube>\|<youtube>7_D7wughWN8</youtube>\|}}</center>
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*~~[http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story~~ Jenn Sterger: Brett Favre Once Sent Me Cock Shots]		*{{Archive\|iZhkO\|Jenn Sterger: Brett Favre Once Sent Me Cock Shots}}
	{{tinyquote\|In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs.\|Deadspin}}		{{tinyquote\|In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs.\|Deadspin}}
	*[http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=719928 Kids face porn charges over 'sexting']		*[http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=719928 Kids face porn charges over 'sexting']

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[[Image:Sexting1.jpg|thumb|[[noods]] plox]]

'''Sexting''' is a fun [[old meme|new fad]] for [[CP|the kids]] sweeping the nation if not the world. With the advent of cheap camphones, every Tom, Craig, and [[camwhore]] can now send each other [[n00ds]] and [[vidya]] of [[underage b&]] genitalia. This of course, is [http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=719928 highly illegal] and can lead to a visit from the [[Party Van]]. Since the government is stupid, just ''receiving'' such messages can get you v& for possessing CP! The only way to get someone else v& for doing this and not get v& yourself is to delete the picture and tell the Party Van, but then they [[Prove me wrong|won't believe it]].

'''Sexting''' is currently the leading cause of [[butthurt]] in overprotective [[parents]] [http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=9612361&nav=menu183_2].

Since [[CP]] is [[SFB]], those in possession of pix from '''sexting''' face Class A [[lolsuit|felony obscenity]] and delinquency of a minor charges in [[fags|the USA]] and teens who have been successfully prosecuted for sexting have been required to register as [[sickfuck|sex offenders]]. This is obviously a waste of tax payer money and isn't a big deal, because if this was to happen 15 years ago nobody would give a fuck, let the kids be retard kids, WTF. Adults expect 14-17 year old teens to not be sick horny fucks, stupid, right?

When kids sext, this is what inevitably happens when the hawt pics end up on the [[internets]]:
<center>{{fv|Sexting|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|'''An [[Aussie]] girl learns things the hard way (check out the trollface on her boyfriend as he sends her nudes)'''<br /><youtube>DwKgg35YbC4</youtube>
|'''A version of that video for idiots'''<br /><youtube>ffnQnqC2QKU</youtube>
|'''LOL PWN'D'''<br /><youtube>GDUOg-Obkvo</youtube>
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==Sexting: Not Just For Kids Any More==
{{Main|Brett Favre}}
{{Main|Anthony Weiner}}

Whilst sexting is primarily a fun activity for [[12-year-old boys]] and [[16-year-old girls]], it's even catching on with [[old people]]. Even your grandpa is doing it! Sometime in [[2009]], the sports site [http://deadspin.com Deadspin] broke [http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story a story] about then [[handegg|New York Jets]] QB, 50-year-old '''Brett Favre''', having letched after the Jets' totally [[I'd hit it|bangable sexy]] in-house sideline reporter, former ''[[Playboy]]'' model [[whore|Jenn Sterger]]. After unsuccessfully trying to hit on her young, pert arse via [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmErRP2GR4M plain old boring voicemail] and [[txt msg|text messages]] (he was, however, successful in [[DO NOT WANT|creeping her out]]) the 'happily' married grandfather turned to sexting, sending her numerous cockpix and a picture of himself butt nekkid (save a pair of Crocs) [[fapping]].

<center>{{fv|whyhellojohn|background-color:#B8B8B8;|font-weight:bold;|<youtube>1nZTnLsnvKU</youtube>|<youtube>5dhvzMJlH30</youtube>|<youtube>7_D7wughWN8</youtube>|}}</center>

==See Also==
*[[Texting]]
*[[Pix plz]]
*[[N00dz]]
*[[Brett Favre]]

==External Links==
*[http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story Jenn Sterger: Brett Favre Once Sent Me Cock Shots]
{{tinyquote|In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs.|Deadspin}}
*[http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=719928 Kids face porn charges over 'sexting']
*[http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/03/27/earlyshow/main4896577.shtml Sexting Girls Facing Porn Charge Sue D.A.]
*[http://www.wlwt.com/news/18855563/detail.html Two teenagers charged in sexting case]
*[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29017808/ P3rn charges for sexting].
xxemofurriexx@ymail.com - My yahoo id if you wanna sext,boys only :)

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