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[[Image:SesshReincarnated.png|thumb|right|Beware the power of the CLaW!!]]
[[Image:Vampire don henrie.jpg|thumb|left|SesshReincarnated [[Fap|faps]] to this]]
[[Image:Seeshreincarnated info.png|thumb|right|Devious notes]]
SesshReincarnated is a [[Dyke|gay]], [[ugly]], [[virgin]], [[weaboo]], [[Jewish]], [[Vampire]] ([[batshit insane|Holy FUCK that's a lot of adjectives]]) on [[YouTube]] who thinks any opinion contrary to her own is a flame. The fact is, most of the comments she responds to are flames, but that doesn't make her any less of a [[douchebag]] or a [[dumbass]]. Note: [[Truth|The flames are 100% accurate]]

She's too ashamed of her real name, so SesshReincarnated goes by the name Armonia while on the interwebs. She claims that she [[Bullshit|hides her name for safety]], but that's a primative excuse. Judging by the fact that she weighs [[over 9000]] pounds, her real name is probably <s>Amanda</s> Bertha McFatass. At least for now anyway, but she wants to change her legal name to <s>[[Bleach|Armonia Justin Beyondermason]]</s> something totally secret!
[[Image:Sesshreincarnated_award.jpg|thumb|right|Her name is <s>Amanda</s> a [[secret]]]]
[[Image:Sesshreincarnated name.png|thumb|right|Naming myself after an [[anime]] character can't make me a bigger loser...right?]]
[[Image:Sessh tender.png|thumb|right|Talking about her family is OFF LIMITS!!!]]

Despite her <s>tough guy</s> mature facade and [[Butch|manly voice]], SesshReincaranted does have a [[Angry|sensitive]] side. Saying anything about her family is [[Funny|not funny]], which means they should get [[trolled]] too.

==Rising to the Flames==
[[Image:Sessh comment.png|thumb|right|Feeding is the most intimate experience evar!]]

SesshReincarnated originally got [[butthurt]] by the comments on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWdPyrA2lh0 this video] and decided to speak out against the horrible trolls and flamers from ED. This just increased the trolling on the video and lulz were had by all. SesshReincarnated also tried to argue that the reason we've never seen a vampire feeding before is because it's such an intimate experience. She compared it to a variety of things that she'll never experience, such as:

*first kiss (she's ugly as sin, even dykes won't touch her)
*professing her love for somebody (she doesn't realize anime characters aren't real)
*her "[[Rape|first time]]" (not even a [[furry]] would take her)
*she doesn't have a video camera (and begs people to buy prints of her stuff from [[DeviantArt]])

The real reason is because SesshReincarnated is like all other vampires--too much of a [[pussy]] to follow through on what she says is [[Lie|needed for her survival]].

SesshReincarnated is so [[retarded]], she even took real warnings as threats/flames, such as the fact that people who consume blood are more likely to get [[AIDS]]. She took these as death threats and put up a warning that trolls didn't give a shit about.

Fighting the Flames

After trying to explain to everybody how [[Lie|vampires are totally real]] (by responding to comments of obvious trolls), SesshReincarnated eventually gave up and posted her own videos so she could delete <s>the [[truth]]</s> mean/rude comments. These videos consisted entirely of a static image with her talking (and sounding like a man), just resulting in more trolling and lulz.

==Facts and Truth (these are not her friends)==

[[Image:Sessh_truth.png|thumb|right|The most honest comments ever seen on [[YouTube]]]]
[[Image:Sessh flamespam.png|thumb|right|If you can't answer questions about your stupid beliefs, mark them as spam!]]
[[Image:Sesshreincarnated isanemo.png|thumb|right|Nice Freudian Slip bitch]]

SesshReincarnated is still unable to explain why she suddenly has a need for blood (her fatness), or how her symptoms (after not having <s>blood</s> food recently) just make her more [[emo]].
She also (for something fucking reason) thinks that it's her job to defend all [[Furries|Vampires]] against the [[internets]]. All this combined makes her likely to become [[an hero]].

Like every other [[vampire]], she gets [[Angry|pissed off]] whenever somebody questions something, even if they are honestly curious and not trying to personally attack her! Well, either that or she'll try and take the mature road and leave the contradictory comments up to prove to everybody she's being picked on and everybody is intolerant of her (just because she drinks blood--something slightly above cannibalism).

She also likes the [[PS2]] and [[Guitar Hero|Guitar Hero III]]. [[Translation]]: I'm too poor to afford a system that wasn't released [[At least 100 years ago]], and don't know enough about video games to realize that Activision [[trolled]] me (along with everybody else who bought the game).
[[Image:Seeshreincarnated isadyke.jpg|thumb|right|Anybody who even thinks about posting this is a fuzz bumper]]

SesshReincarnated is also a total carpet munching dyke. Let's review the facts

#She posted this gay ass shit on her DeviantART
#She likes drinking blood ([[Period|what do women do every month?]])
#She has a deviantart account
#[[????]]
#[[Profit!]]

==Reasons she "awakened" as a Vampire==

*She's a [[retard]]
*She's ugly as sin and doesn't want to see her own reflection
*She's an emo and drinking blood makes her feel more dark and angsty
**too much of a [[pussy]] to cut herself
*She's a [[retard]]
*Tried to be a [[furry]], but [[Fail|couldn't make a costume large enough to cover her fat ass]]
*Watched too much teeny bopper shit on TV
*She's a [[retard]]
*Fat makes you think crazy things.

==Her "Artwork"==

The artwork SesshReincarnated posts falls into two categories: slightly [[photoshopped]], or looks like it was drawn by a retarded, [[Epilepsy|epileptic]], 4 year old having a [[seizure]] while struggling to use the line tool in [[Paint]] while holding down the shift key.

==Gallery==

SesshReincarnated's drawing skills are sub-abysmal, and her worst work is recorded here (for the lulz). This way, she can't remove the stink of [[Fail|defeat]] even by purging her [[DeviantArt]]. Besides the bullshit here, she has an assload of [[photoshop]] work that isn't nearly as funny, but still sucks [[balls]].

<gallery>
Image:Sesshreincarnated_1.jpg|Japanese symbols make me Japanese!
Image:Sesshreincarnated_2.jpg|The grave I rose from.
Image:Sesshreincarnated_3.jpg|I can't draw people from behind...or crop!
Image:Sesshreincarnated_4.jpg|[[Bad]] doesn't begin to describe this.
Image:Sesshreincarnated_5.jpg|All the characters I draw have the same clothes!
Image:Sesshreincarnated_6.jpg|Her self portrait (she's ugly here too). Notice the lack of attention to detail (the fat face, her massive chin, ...) because she's so ugly, she's even embarrassed to draw herself.
Image:Sesshreincarnated_7.jpg|Finest work evar.</gallery>

==[[IM PRESSIN CHARGES]]==
[[Image:Sessh lawyer.png|thumb|right|SesshReincarnated is well versed in Internet law]]
[[Image:Sessh_ceaseandesist.png|thumb|right|Because YouTube messages should be taken seriously]]

After seeing that another YouTube user took a picture she [[Idiot|put on her public DeviantART]] gallery and made it their background image on YouTube, SesshReincarnated decided she had been wronged. Rather than do the smart thing and [[STFU]], Sessh decided that it was time to get her <s>[[mom]]</s> [[Internet lawyer]] involved. This only added further proof that SesshReincarnated is a [[dumbfuck]], since she fails to understand fundamental concepts of US [[copyright]] law such as the [[fair use]] clause.
[[Image:Seeshreincarnated_harass.png|thumb|right|[[Harassment]] is serious business]]

SesshReincarnated proved [[The Internet is serious business]] by mentioning that she was going to record the cases of harassment against her, since the [[police]] are cracking down on [[free speech]] on the [[Internet]] (apparently, [[satire]] and [[parody]] are [[illegal]]), bringing the lulz to new levels. SesshReincarnated is obviously a master of [[Internet Law]] and will no doubt make a fine [[E-lawyer]] one day. Until she [[Tits or gtfo|grows up]] and stops being a [[bitch]] though, Sessh will have to settle for being an [[Attorney at lol]].

==Things about SesshReincarnated that make her suck not quite so hard==

*She has yet to call the [[Waaaambulance]]
**She just [[BAWW|BAWWWs]] if her [[deviantart]] is targeted
*She would rather fight her own battles (which increases the lulz)
*She's too [[dumb]] to know she's being [[trolled]]
*Her artwork is so bad, anybody who sees it feels better about themselves (since they could probably [[shit]] something better)
*She's Jewish, which means she has [[Jew Gold]] to steal
*You know she'll [[Blowjob|swallow]], since fat chicks will swallow fucking anything that goes in their mouths
*Anytime you have a [[boner]] that needs to be hidden, thinking about SesshReincarnated will make you [[Gay|flaccid]]

==UPDATE==

Recently, SesshReincarnated has been [http://gaara-sama-godaime.deviantart.com/art/Inner-Child-116265921 Giving blowjobs to her science teacher] before following him to the local kiddy park where they promptly scope out small children and fat mothers like the [[pedophiles]] they are.

*Seems to have upgraded from shitty art to shitty photography.
*Has started a series of [[Crap|brilliant]] [[animu]] parodies of [[Bleach]] and [[Death Note]].
*She/He/It is apparently also sporting a [[Shit|print]]-selling account using only the name Justin. The smell of a [[Transvestite|sex-change]] is in the air.

==External Links (Places to troll)==

*[http://gaara-sama-godaime.deviantart.com/ More crappy artwork]
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=SesshReincarnated Lame videos]
*[http://www.vcmb.org/ VCMB], where she posts under the user name "Armonia"(moar like '''Ammonia''', amirite?)

==See Also==

*[[Vampire]]
*[[Ugly]]
*[[Narutard]]
*[[Tentacle Rape|Anime Fan]]
*[[Cosplayer]]
*[[Loser]]

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