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imported>Haha Yes at 02:36, 30 July 2023

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imported>Haha Yes at 02:36, 30 July 2023

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	Hey, [[~~Shit~~]] happens ~~and~~ to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] we employ some of the best computer specialists that a [[McDonalds]] Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy.		Hey, [[shit]] happens. And to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]], we employ some of the best computer specialists that a [[McDonalds]] Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy.

	To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the [[Earth\|World-wide]] Nuclear ~~symphony~~ will do when it takes everything back to [[Divide by zero\|zero]] and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam\|rocks]] and [[Death\|dead]] ~~Squirrels~~ where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently.		To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work, like the EMP from the [[Earth\|World-wide]] Nuclear Symphony will do when it takes everything back to [[Divide by zero\|zero]] and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam\|rocks]] and [[Death\|dead squirrels]] where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently.

	Now, remember to breathe deep and patch that wall you were punching. It's all better now. You can stop kicking your [[Dog]]. Now wipe away those tears. We're back online.		Now, remember to breathe deep and patch that wall you were punching. It's all better now. You can stop kicking your [[Dog]]. Now wipe away those tears. We're back online.

	If you don't want to see us going offline again you could always [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate\|~~Donate~~]] a few [[Jew Gold\|~~Shekals~~]] to us so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake.		If you don't want to see us going offline again, you could always [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate\|donate]] a few [[Jew Gold\|Shekels]] to us, so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake.

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==

imported>The PolishPrince at 18:09, 29 July 2023

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imported>The PolishPrince at 18:09, 29 July 2023

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	To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the [[Earth\|World-wide]] Nuclear symphony will do when it takes everything back to [[Divide by zero\|zero]] and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam\|rocks]] and [[Death\|dead]] Squirrels where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently.		To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the [[Earth\|World-wide]] Nuclear symphony will do when it takes everything back to [[Divide by zero\|zero]] and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam\|rocks]] and [[Death\|dead]] Squirrels where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently.

	Now, remember to breathe deep and patch that wall you were punching. It's all better now. You can stop kicking your [[Dog]]. Now wipe those tears. We're back online.		Now, remember to breathe deep and patch that wall you were punching. It's all better now. You can stop kicking your [[Dog]]. Now wipe away those tears. We're back online.

	If you don't want to see us going offline again you could always [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate\|Donate]] a few [[Jew Gold\|Shekals]] to us so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake.		If you don't want to see us going offline again you could always [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate\|Donate]] a few [[Jew Gold\|Shekals]] to us so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake.

imported>The PolishPrince at 17:53, 29 July 2023

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imported>The PolishPrince at 17:53, 29 July 2023

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	Hey, [[Shit]] happens and to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] we employ some of the best computer specialists that a [[McDonalds]] Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy.		Hey, [[Shit]] happens and to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] we employ some of the best computer specialists that a [[McDonalds]] Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy.

	To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the [[Earth\|World-wide]] Nuclear symphony will do when it takes everything back to zero and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam\|rocks]] and [[Death\|dead]] Squirrels where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently.		To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the [[Earth\|World-wide]] Nuclear symphony will do when it takes everything back to [[Divide by zero\|zero]] and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam\|rocks]] and [[Death\|dead]] Squirrels where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently.

	Now, remember to breathe deep and ~~path the~~ wall you were punching. It's all better now. We're back online.		Now, remember to breathe deep and patch that wall you were punching. It's all better now. You can stop kicking your [[Dog]]. Now wipe those tears. We're back online.

	If you don't want to see us going offline again you could always [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate\|Donate]] a few [[Jew Gold\|Shekals]] to us so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake.		If you don't want to see us going offline again you could always [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate\|Donate]] a few [[Jew Gold\|Shekals]] to us so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake.

imported>The PolishPrince at 17:32, 29 July 2023

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imported>The PolishPrince at 17:32, 29 July 2023

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	Hey, [[Shit]] happens and to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] we employ some of the best computer specialists that a [[McDonalds]] Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy.		Hey, [[Shit]] happens and to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica\|ED]] we employ some of the best computer specialists that a [[McDonalds]] Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy.

	To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the [[World-wide]] Nuclear symphony will do when it takes everything back to zero and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam\|rocks]] and [[Death\|dead]] Squirrels where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently.		To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the [[Earth\|World-wide]] Nuclear symphony will do when it takes everything back to zero and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam\|rocks]] and [[Death\|dead]] Squirrels where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently.

	Now, remember to breathe deep and path the wall you were punching. It's all better now. We're back online.		Now, remember to breathe deep and path the wall you were punching. It's all better now. We're back online.

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imported>The PolishPrince: Created page with " 250px 250px Hey, Shit happens and to keep that shit from ruining your experience he..."

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Hey, [[Shit]] happens and to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] we employ some of the best computer specialists that a [[McDonalds]] Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy.

To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the [[World-wide]] Nuclear symphony will do when it takes everything back to zero and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam|rocks]] and [[Death|dead]] Squirrels where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently.

Now, remember to breathe deep and path the wall you were punching. It's all better now. We're back online.

If you don't want to see us going offline again you could always [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|Donate]] a few [[Jew Gold|Shekals]] to us so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake.

== See Also ==

* [[Computer Science III]]

* [[NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS]]

* [[Server]]

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