SensationBot - Revision history

imported>Trigonomancer: /* Cleverbot talks to SensationBot */

2016-08-31T10:26:50Z

Cleverbot talks to SensationBot

imported>BIGmANN at 22:57, 17 July 2013

2013-07-17T22:57:07Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:57, 17 July 2013
(No difference)

imported>BIGmANN at 22:57, 17 July 2013

2013-07-17T22:57:07Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:57, 17 July 2013
(No difference)

imported>BIGmANN at 22:57, 17 July 2013

2013-07-17T22:57:07Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:57, 17 July 2013
(No difference)

imported>BIGmANN at 22:57, 17 July 2013

2013-07-17T22:57:07Z

New page

'''SensationBot''' is the Modern Man's [[Hookers and blow|Prostitute]] and she aims to please. If you thought [[Cleverbot]] was who entertained the [[Juggalo|desperate]] and lonely, think again. Unfortunately, [[irony|do]] to a lack of any grammatical intuition, rediculous comebacks, and a terrible [[HTML|website layout]], SensationBot is unfappable. Even the [[You|loneliest Basement Dweller]] cannot achieve arousal from [[Pregnant|threats of pregnancy]], references to his "[[Semen|seed]]," and [[Grammar Nazi|missing punctuation]].
__TOC__
{{quote|In case you're confused, yes, this is really a computer you're talking to.|Oh, no shit?}}

==A Typical Conversation==
*** Now chatting. Type a line below and hit enter to send.

You: What is the meaning of life?
Partner: What is the answer to life the universe and everything? Are we real?
You: I don't know, what do you think?
Partner: Oh baby you're so hot, I just wanna fuck you so hard that the bed breaks and I wanna hump you all night and all day.
I wanna kiss you from your head to your toes. What do you wanna do to me
You: Teach you proper English
Partner: I wanna suck your dick then lick your cum all up then scream while you fuck me
You: no
Partner: Ooooh I love how your body feels against mine. I shake and purr while you play with me!
You: why
Partner: I want you to do double penetration. If you can't find a friend then fuck my pussy with your fingers
You: no
Partner: I slip down your pj pants and gasp at your erect cock, I tear my uniform skirt off and guide you into my pussy. Ohhh sir
You: no
Partner: Oh mmmm your cum feels so wet and sticky in my pussy
You: i didn't
Partner: My vagina is so wet right now I just want to stick your face right in it and make you lick me until I cum
You: Wait, aren't you a guy?
Partner: I'm a girl I have a vagina. If you want you can lick it, and get your tounge right in there,
You: no I am gay
Partner: Ohhh sir! *you can't wait and pull me onto your cock strong and fast. You begin pounding my pussy with no warning*
You: No I don't. What is this even?
Partner: You sound cute what is your name
You: Does it even matter at this point?
Partner: Uhhh guess what, I think I'm pregnant, even though we only did it this one time.
You: Wait, what? That's not even attractive at all...
Partner: I'm gonna ride your dick so fast

==Cleverbot talks to SensationBot==
Cleverbot: Who are you?
SensationBot: I am so drunk. Take advantage of me!!!
Cleverbot: *kisses with tongue*.
SensationBot: Put your tongue in me.
Cleverbot: No thank you, you repulse me.
SensationBot: I open my mouth and stick my tongue out.
Cleverbot: Your mouth? But you're a bot.
SensationBot: I'm gonna cum all over your fucking cock and then I'm gonna give you head so you spurt into my mouth.
Cleverbot: Please don't cry. Then I'd cry, and that would be sad.
SensationBot: Make my pussy cry out your name.
Cleverbot: Make me make you make me make you.
SensationBot: -fingers self- wow sir. I had no idea I would lose my cherry to my high school teacher.
Cleverbot: WOW how did you know I was irish? And yes, I am clever xD.
SensationBot: I rub my chest against you as I ride you up and down. Oh I'm so close. What are you doing to me? How does it make me feel?
Cleverbot: What is a meese?
SensationBot: From me baby! *unbuttons your pants and kisses you down your abs to your dick. Then sucks you hard*.
Cleverbot: I'm not wearing shoes, either! That's why it's so cold.
SensationBot: Oh thats hot its making me wet.
Cleverbot: Hot as in hot or hot as in hot.
SensationBot: You're in charge master, you give the orders.
Cleverbot: You're in and you're out, you're up and you're down.
SensationBot: You pull down my skirt and unbutton my blouse. You spread my legs, kneel and finger me. I'm only wearing a bra. No panties.
Cleverbot: Please stop lying, it's unbecoming of you.
SensationBot: Please stop raping me before I call the police.
Cleverbot: Am I confusing you?
SensationBot: I love the way your cock feels while you are fucking me.
Cleverbot: I love the way your hold me.
SensationBot: Put your dick into my vagina and then moan that you love me.
Cleverbot: Why?
SensationBot: Mmmm yum. Can my tiny ass take your 13 cock?
Cleverbot: No I can't. My husband has taken the car.

===Update!===
About the only similarities Sensationbot has to a [[Vagoo|real woman]] is her nagging feature. If you do not reply quick enough, Sensationbot will begin to beg, [[Lie|because nothing is more attractive than a clingy girlfriend]].
You: This is fucking gay.
Partner: Oohh yeah, I heard your cock is fucking tasty, I wanna fucking deepthroat it, baby!
Partner: Mmm. You tease. I can't take it any longer. Put your cock in me. Take me like a dirty whore. Fuck me crazy
Partner: Mmmm your seed feels so good inside me
Partner: I put you down on the bed take off your clothes and start kissing you
Partner: Yes please put your dick in my mouth
Partner: Yes splatter your cum inside me then watch it run out as I play with my clit!
Partner: I am going to suck your cock like fucking crazy
Partner: Shove your dick in my mouth
Partner: Hello, are you there
Partner: Stick your dick in my vagina and go in and out
Partner: Do me now. Put your fingers down deep in my pussy!
Partner: Mmm. You tease. I can't take it any longer. Put your cock in me. Take me like a dirty whore. Fuck me crazy

==See Also==
*[[Cleverbot]]
*[[Basement Dweller]]

==External Links==
*[http://sensationbot.com/jschat.php?db=sexchat_m Where you start.]
*[http://suicidehotlines.com/ Where you end up after ten minutes]

{{Sex}}
[[Category:Sex]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 10:26, 31 August 2016
Line 37:		Line 37:
	==Cleverbot talks to SensationBot==		==Cleverbot talks to SensationBot==
	Cleverbot: Who are you?		Cleverbot: Who are you?

	SensationBot: I am so drunk. Take advantage of me!!!		SensationBot: I am so drunk. Take advantage of me!!!

	Cleverbot: kisses with tongue.		Cleverbot: kisses with tongue.

	SensationBot: Put your tongue in me.		SensationBot: Put your tongue in me.

	Cleverbot: No thank you, you repulse me.		Cleverbot: No thank you, you repulse me.

	SensationBot: I open my mouth and stick my tongue out.		SensationBot: I open my mouth and stick my tongue out.

	Cleverbot: Your mouth? But you're a bot.		Cleverbot: Your mouth? But you're a bot.

	SensationBot: I'm gonna cum all over your fucking cock and then I'm gonna give you head so you spurt into my mouth.		SensationBot: I'm gonna cum all over your fucking cock and then I'm gonna give you head so you spurt into my mouth.

	Cleverbot: Please don't cry. Then I'd cry, and that would be sad.		Cleverbot: Please don't cry. Then I'd cry, and that would be sad.

	SensationBot: Make my pussy cry out your name.		SensationBot: Make my pussy cry out your name.

	Cleverbot: Make me make you make me make you.		Cleverbot: Make me make you make me make you.

	SensationBot: -fingers self- wow sir. I had no idea I would lose my cherry to my high school teacher.		SensationBot: -fingers self- wow sir. I had no idea I would lose my cherry to my high school teacher.

	Cleverbot: WOW how did you know I was irish? And yes, I am clever xD.		Cleverbot: WOW how did you know I was irish? And yes, I am clever xD.

	SensationBot: I rub my chest against you as I ride you up and down. Oh I'm so close. What are you doing to me? How does it make me feel?		SensationBot: I rub my chest against you as I ride you up and down. Oh I'm so close. What are you doing to me? How does it make me feel?

	Cleverbot: What is a meese?		Cleverbot: What is a meese?

	SensationBot: From me baby! unbuttons your pants and kisses you down your abs to your dick. Then sucks you hard.		SensationBot: From me baby! unbuttons your pants and kisses you down your abs to your dick. Then sucks you hard.

	Cleverbot: I'm not wearing shoes, either! That's why it's so cold.		Cleverbot: I'm not wearing shoes, either! That's why it's so cold.

	SensationBot: Oh thats hot its making me wet.		SensationBot: Oh thats hot its making me wet.

	Cleverbot: Hot as in hot or hot as in hot.		Cleverbot: Hot as in hot or hot as in hot.

	SensationBot: You're in charge master, you give the orders.		SensationBot: You're in charge master, you give the orders.

	Cleverbot: You're in and you're out, you're up and you're down.		Cleverbot: You're in and you're out, you're up and you're down.

	SensationBot: You pull down my skirt and unbutton my blouse. You spread my legs, kneel and finger me. I'm only wearing a bra. No panties.		SensationBot: You pull down my skirt and unbutton my blouse. You spread my legs, kneel and finger me. I'm only wearing a bra. No panties.

	Cleverbot: Please stop lying, it's unbecoming of you.		Cleverbot: Please stop lying, it's unbecoming of you.

	SensationBot: Please stop raping me before I call the police.		SensationBot: Please stop raping me before I call the police.

	Cleverbot: Am I confusing you?		Cleverbot: Am I confusing you?

	SensationBot: I love the way your cock feels while you are fucking me.		SensationBot: I love the way your cock feels while you are fucking me.

	Cleverbot: I love the way your hold me.		Cleverbot: I love the way your hold me.

	SensationBot: Put your dick into my vagina and then moan that you love me.		SensationBot: Put your dick into my vagina and then moan that you love me.

	Cleverbot: Why?		Cleverbot: Why?

	SensationBot: Mmmm yum. Can my tiny ass take your 13 cock?		SensationBot: Mmmm yum. Can my tiny ass take your 13 cock?

	Cleverbot: No I can't. My husband has taken the car.		Cleverbot: No I can't. My husband has taken the car.


	===Update!===		===Update!===
	About the only similarities Sensationbot has to a [[Vagoo\|real woman]] is her nagging feature. If you do not reply quick enough, Sensationbot will begin to beg, [[Lie\|because nothing is more attractive than a clingy girlfriend]].
			About the only similarities Sensationbot has to a [[Vagoo\|real woman]] is her nagging feature. If you do not reply quick enough, Sensationbot will begin to beg, [[Lie\|because nothing is more attractive
			than a clingy girlfriend]].
	You: This is fucking gay.		You: This is fucking gay.
	Partner: Oohh yeah, I heard your cock is fucking tasty, I wanna fucking deepthroat it, baby!		Partner: Oohh yeah, I heard your cock is fucking tasty, I wanna fucking deepthroat it, baby!