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[[Image:Lolwtfsm.jpg|right|thumb|Sema with some [[furfag]]]]
[[Image:balls.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Those aren't the only balls she has!]]
[[Image:Snuggles.jpg|right|200px|thumb|What the hell is this thing?!]]
[[Image:furryprom.jpg|right|thumb|Sema goes out on her first date. OF COURSE she gets [[bestiality|laid]] afterwards!]]
{{lj|Semjay}}, also known as '''Sema JayHawk''' (who has a shitfit if you don't spell her name JUST RIGHT), is a [[Polyamory|Polyamorous]] [[Christian]] [[furry]] [[drama whore]] who is also a [[sick fuck|furry elitist]] and thinks she can [[porn|draw]]. As if being a fucking [[Redundant|ugly furry]] wasn't crime enough, her [[Internet Law|internet crimes]] include making ugly [[fursuit]]s with her just as ugly [[fag|boyfriend]], [[attention whore]]ing, general jackassery, and thinking [[shit nobody cares about|anyone gives a shit about her]].

Sema's [[vagoo]] was designated a national park after speleologists discovered rare stalactite formations in its cavernous interior. She was a [[Wikipedia:Veterinary technician|veterinary technician]] at [[Wikipedia:University Animal Hospital|University Animal Hospital]] in Arizona, which, being a furry, allowed her to [[fuck|molest]] and [[rape]] little animals at work. Regrettably, the [[partyvan]] does not distinguish between regular dogfuckers and those who try to repair the [[goatse|ravaged assholes]] of their tranquilized victims, and her employers were equally unimpressed by her [[yiff|hijinks]]. So they fired her. Sema can now be found [[prostitute|working the streets]] for her next hit.

Sema's shitty [[fail|artwork]] can be found at [http://www.oldstinkydog.com Old Stinky Dog Productions], named in memory of her various deceased sex slaves.

Sema's childhood was marked with [[self esteem|ridicule]] as furries often are and her only friend was a dog named Stubbs. In fact, it was her [[bestiality|lover]]. Seriously, when this dog died, she fucking put up a shrine. Every month, for several years, she whines about how she misses him because she hasn't had a [[Blu Aardvark|real man]] since. It wasn't until she discovered the [[Lion King]] and wished she could have sex with Simba while being asspunched by Timon that she realized she wanted to have sex with animals. However, Simba cheated on her with Nala, so she declared that she would Never Trust a Pridelander! How sad.

Her bizarre and elaborate version of [[BDSM]] involves prohibiting gay marriage with a constitutional amendment and jailing [[faggot]]s, only to "reward" them with [[prison_rape|prison sex]]. From her zealous claims to the contrary, we can infer that Sema has a closet full of fursuits stained with spilled alcolol and bodily fluids. Her fursona was a [[Ron Mexico|pit bull]] until it was shot for showing weakness in battle. Sema is secretly [[gay]] and even has a gay [[fursona]] to have gay [[fursuit sex]] with other people. It's a pit bull, which she tells other people are so nonviolent, in fact they're soft and cuddly. Which is because she has sex with them. The star that appears on her [[fursona]]'s stomach indicates that she loves and craves nothing but [[anal rape]] because she's nothing but an [[anal sex]] fiend; her practically [[asexual]] boyfriends who think [[fuck you I'm a dragon|they're dragons]] will only fuck her this way because they can't satisfy her in any other manner.

[[Fox News]], long renowned for introducing [[furfag]]s to [[fascism]], has sown the seeds of self-loathing in Sema's laughably transparent mind. Her political attitude can only be described as a fursuited [[orgy]] among all of the repressed homosexuals in Congress, including a lemonparty tableau featuring [[Robert Byrd]]. Despite being a furry, which automatically means you're gay, she has [[irony|openly admitted to hating gays and opposing gay marriage]], even though her best friend is gay. Some best friend.

Sema will openly bash people on [[LiveJournal]], including her [[fag|ex-boyfriend]], but if you disagree with anything she says or just not like her, she will [[banhammer|ban]] you from both her and her boyfriend's [[LJ]] and [[Waaambulance|YOU DO NOT EXIST]]. This way, she can pretend that [[shit nobody cares about|everyone likes her]] and she's popular. Because everyone is her [[BFF]]. I know she thinks I am!

== External Links ==
*[http://semjay.livejournal.com Sema's] [[LiveJournal]] and [http://semjay.livejournal.com/profile profile]
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/semjay/ Sema's] [[Fur Affinity]] page
*[http://www.oldstinkydog.com Old Stinky Dog Productions]
*[http://www.rotterdamtechno.com Rotterdam Techno] - See her work making animal [[sex]] costumes, including a fucked up one with two heads for two people. Seriously, wtf?
*{{ljcomm|user=slidercon}} - Her ''I'm obsessed with White Castle'' [[LJ]] community
*{{ljcomm|user=confurvatives}} - LOL Republican furries

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[[Category: People|JayHawk, Sema]]
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