Sebastian Bosse - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 04:47, 13 September 2025

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	*[http://www.spiegel.de/international/german-school-shooting-armed-to-the-teeth-and-crying-for-help-a-449814.html News Article]		*[http://www.spiegel.de/international/german-school-shooting-armed-to-the-teeth-and-crying-for-help-a-449814.html News Article]
	*[http://www.spiegel.de/international/ex-pupil-wounds-11-in-german-school-shooting-i-loathe-people-a-449492.html Another one]		*[http://www.spiegel.de/international/ex-pupil-wounds-11-in-german-school-shooting-i-loathe-people-a-449492.html Another one]
	*[~~http~~://www.findagrave.com/~~cgi-bin~~/~~fg.cgi?page=gr&GSln=Bosse&GSiman=1&GSob=c&GRid=~~120588046& His] [[Find a Grave]] page.		*[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/120588046/bosse His] [[Find a Grave]] page.

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	*[[School Shooting]] - Informative page about the act.		*[[School Shooting]] - Informative page about the act.
	*[[Tim Kretschmer]] - a German school shooter who does it right!		*[[Tim Kretschmer]] - a German school shooter who does it right!
	*[[William Atchison]]- A [[America\|'Murican]] who also serves as an example of [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG\|doing it wrong]], ironically the creator of this page		*[[William Atchison]] - A [[America\|'Murican]] who also serves as an example of [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG\|doing it wrong]], ironically the creator of this page

	==External Links==		==External Links==

Eldiperro: /* Loadout */

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Loadout

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	*'''Side Arm 1''': Sawed-off Percussion Rifle		*'''Side Arm 1''': Sawed-off Ardesa Percussion Rifle
	<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsSawedOff.png\|50px]]</center>		<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsSawedOff.png\|50px]]</center>
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	*'''Side Arm 2''': Caplock Pistol		*'''Side Arm 2''': Ardesa Patriot Caplock Pistol
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Loadout

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	*'''Side Arm 4''': Knife		*'''Side Arm 4''': Knife
	<center>[[Image:~~Knifeicon~~.png\|50px]]</center>		<center>[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png\|50px]]</center>
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	*Some gay ass knife he stole from mommy's kitchen cabinet. '''5~10 Damage'''		*Some gay ass knife he stole from mommy's kitchen cabinet. '''5~10 Damage'''

Eldiperro: /* Bastian Bosse */

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Bastian Bosse

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	File:SebastianPinkRare.png\|How do I comb hair?		File:SebastianPinkRare.png\|How do I comb hair?
	File:SebastianBosseHair.png\|X2		File:SebastianBosseHair.png\|X2
	File:SebastianEyes.png\|You can see a person if you look closer to his eyes.		File:SebastianEyes.png\|You can see a person if you look closer to his eyes (maybe his crush or his mother).
	File:SebastianBosseRagebait.png\|The faggot theory was true.		File:SebastianBosseRagebait.png\|The faggot theory was true.
	File:SebastianBosseBald.png\|Shaved for the attack		File:SebastianBosseBald.png\|Shaved for the attack

Eldiperro: /* Galleries */ Moar pics revealed

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Galleries: Moar pics revealed

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	Image:bastianbosse7.jpg\|[[Goth\|DEEP CONTEMPLATION]]		Image:bastianbosse7.jpg\|[[Goth\|DEEP CONTEMPLATION]]
	Image:bastianbosse8.png\|ResistantX is his e-alias		Image:bastianbosse8.png\|ResistantX is his e-alias
			Image:SebastianBosseITG.png\|[[Columbiner]]
	Image:saygoodbyehumanity.jpg\|CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVAR BE THE SAME!!1		Image:saygoodbyehumanity.jpg\|CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVAR BE THE SAME!!1
	File:Sebastians ghost.jpg\|Still haunting Emsdetten		File:Sebastians ghost.jpg\|Still haunting Emsdetten
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	File:Sebastian Bosse rare187.png		File:Sebastian Bosse rare187.png
	File:Sebastian Bosse Rare837.png		File:Sebastian Bosse Rare837.png
			File:BastianGunBosse.png\|Die asshole!
	File:BastianBosseRarepic3.jpeg\|Bastian (right) and his last friend (left)		File:BastianBosseRarepic3.jpeg\|Bastian (right) and his last friend (left)
			File:SebastianBossePic.png\|With a cap
	File:BastianBosseRarepic2.jpeg ‎		File:BastianBosseRarepic2.jpeg ‎
	File:BastianBosseRarepic1.jpeg\| HALLOWEEN		File:BastianBosseRarepic1.jpeg\| HALLOWEEN
	File:BastianBosseRarepic.jpeg\|Still more Edgelord		File:BastianBosseRarepic.jpeg\|Still more Edgelord
			File:SebastianPinkRare.png\|How do I comb hair?
			File:SebastianBosseHair.png\|X2
			File:SebastianEyes.png\|You can see a person if you look closer to his eyes.
			File:SebastianBosseRagebait.png\|The faggot theory was true.
			File:SebastianBosseBald.png\|Shaved for the attack
			File:SebastianBosseMatrix.png\|Looking more like a [[Matrix]] character
			File:SebastianRarePicBosse.png\|Rare picture
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	Image:bastianevidence4.jpg\|Moar damage		Image:bastianevidence4.jpg\|Moar damage
	Image:bastianevidence5.jpg\|and moar.		Image:bastianevidence5.jpg\|and moar.
	BastianSuicidePlace.png\|An hero place		Image:BastianSuicidePlace.png\|[[An hero]] place
	SebastianAnHeroSketch.png\|An hero sketch		Image:SebastianAnHeroSketch.png\|[[An hero]] sketch
			Image:BastianBody.png\|[[An hero]]
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	Image:bastiangif9.gif\|Bet the recoil on that thing made him cry like a little bitch.		Image:bastiangif9.gif\|Bet the recoil on that thing made him cry like a little bitch.
	Image:bastiangif5.gif\|Moar autism		Image:bastiangif5.gif\|Moar autism
	SebastianShooting.gif\|Shooting again		Image:SebastianShooting.gif\|Shooting again
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

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Eldiperro: /* Graded Score */

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Graded Score

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	==Graded Score==		==Graded Score==

	{{GradedScore\|0\|[[Epic fail]]\|3\|0 kills out of 37 injuries\|15\|Trying to sh0t sk0l with pirate weapons\|8\|Germans freaked out for a few months\|18\|Bonus for creative carnage\|51\|F\|Faggot}}		{{GradedScore\|0\|[[Epic fail]]\|3\|0 kills out of 37 injuries\|15\|Trying to sh0t sk0l with pirate weapons\|8\|Germans freaked out for a few months\|18\|Bonus for creative carnage. Without this, you wouldn't never be history.\|51\|D+\|Faggot}}

Eldiperro: /* Loadout */

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Loadout

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	<center>[[Image:ATS Tactical Mask.png\|50px]]</center>		<center>[[Image:ATS Tactical Mask.png\|50px]]</center>
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	*+500% Oxygen points when in thick / poisonous environments. 80% reduction chance of receiving '''Poison''' status.		*'''+500% Oxygen points when in thick / poisonous environments.'''
			* '''80% reduction chance of receiving '''''Poison''''' status. '''
			* '''Intimidation success increases a 50% more.'''
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	*Reduces reloading time for all weapons by 30%		*'''Reduces reloading time for all weapons by 30% '''
	*Definitely needed considering the single-shot / bolt-action operation of said weapons.		*'''Definitely needed considering the single-shot / bolt-action operation of said weapons.'''
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	<center>[[Image:ATS Warlord Pro.png\|50px]]</center>		<center>[[Image:ATS Warlord Pro.png\|50px]]</center>
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	*Allows the player to carry the maximum amount of weapons allowed in the game.		*'''Allows the player to carry the maximum amount of weapons allowed in the game.'''
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			*'''Perk 4''': Assault Trenchcoat
			<center>[[File:Trenchcoat.gif\|50px]]</center>
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			*This cheap ass duster allows for additional inventory for the player along with a moderate bonus to intimidation attribute. However, movement is moderately staggered. <br> '''(+8 inventory slots) (+30% intimidation success) (-1 Agility) (-10% movement speed)'''
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	<center>[[Image:Magic Exit Bonus.jpg\|100px]]</center>		<center>[[Image:Magic Exit Bonus.jpg\|100px]]</center>
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	*X3 Score bonus rewarded for creativity.		*'''X3 Score bonus rewarded for creativity.'''
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Eldiperro: /* Shooting */

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Shooting

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	[[File:Bastianweapon4.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The "weapons" (if you can call them that) used in the attack.]]		[[File:Bastianweapon4.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The "weapons" (if you can call them that) used in the attack.]]

	November 20, [[2006]]; the day of the attack. Bastian reached his school at 9:20 AM, snuck through the schoolyard into the school, wearing a [[Trenchcoat]] and a [[Holocaust\|Gas Mask]]. On his way into the school, he fired randomly, injuring the janitor who was critically injured from a gunshot wound to the stomach. A woman who was following the janitor was knocked out when Bastian threw a smoke bomb, hitting her right in the fucking face: Epic lulz. After 10 minutes, the [[Police\|Polizei]] were informed of the attack and quickly [[Zerg Rush\|Zerg Rushed]] the school. Meanwhile, Bastian continually set off numerous smoke / pipe bombs, turning the hallways into a gas chamber which injured dozens of students. SWAT eventually reached the site 30 minutes after the shooting spree began. Bastian became [[an hero]] ~~by shooting himself in the head with one of his shitty flintlocks~~. Luckily, the ~~weapon~~ worked wonders as he died quickly and avoided a fuckload of pain like Dylan Klebold suffered when he an hero'd. Explosives experts came to the school to defuse the explosives found rigged on Bastian's body, along with other bombs scattered throughout the school.		November 20, [[2006]]; the day of the attack. Bastian reached his school at 9:20 AM, snuck through the schoolyard into the school, wearing a long black [[Trenchcoat]] and a [[Holocaust\|Gas Mask]]. On his way into the school, he fired randomly, injuring the janitor who was critically injured from a gunshot wound to the stomach. A woman who was following the janitor was knocked out when Bastian threw a smoke bomb, hitting her right in the fucking face: Epic lulz. After 10 minutes, the [[Police\|Polizei]] were informed of the attack and quickly [[Zerg Rush\|Zerg Rushed]] the school. Meanwhile, Bastian continually set off numerous smoke / pipe bombs, turning the hallways into a gas chamber which injured dozens of students. SWAT eventually reached the site 30 minutes after the shooting spree began. Bastian became [[an hero]] via flintlock pistol mouthwash. Luckily, the cheap flintlock gun worked wonders as he died quickly and avoided a fuckload of pain like Dylan Klebold suffered when he an hero'd. Explosives experts came to the school to defuse the explosives found rigged on Bastian's body, along with other bombs scattered throughout the school.

	Despite all of his efforts, Bastian was the only fatality, despite injuring 37 NPCs. Five people were shot, but considering all the weapons were .22lr or shitty flintlocks, they easily survived the injuries. Bastian did manage to send 16 pigs to the hospital through his makeshift-gas chambering of the building via the smoke bombs.		Despite all of his efforts, Bastian was the only fatality, despite injuring 37 NPCs. Five people were shot, but considering all the weapons were .22lr or shitty flintlocks, they easily survived the injuries. Bastian did manage to send 16 pigs to the hospital through his makeshift-gas chambering of the building via the smoke bombs.

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	File:SebastianPinkRare.png\|How do I comb hair?		File:SebastianPinkRare.png\|How do I comb hair?
	File:SebastianBosseHair.png\|X2		File:SebastianBosseHair.png\|X2
	File:SebastianEyes.png\|You can see a person if you look closer to his eyes.		File:SebastianEyes.png\|You can see a person if you look closer to his eyes (maybe his crush or his mother).
	File:SebastianBosseRagebait.png\|The faggot theory was true.		File:SebastianBosseRagebait.png\|The faggot theory was true.
	File:SebastianBosseBald.png\|Shaved for the attack		File:SebastianBosseBald.png\|Shaved for the attack

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	Image:bastianbosse7.jpg\|[[Goth\|DEEP CONTEMPLATION]]		Image:bastianbosse7.jpg\|[[Goth\|DEEP CONTEMPLATION]]
	Image:bastianbosse8.png\|ResistantX is his e-alias		Image:bastianbosse8.png\|ResistantX is his e-alias
			Image:SebastianBosseITG.png\|[[Columbiner]]
	Image:saygoodbyehumanity.jpg\|CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVAR BE THE SAME!!1		Image:saygoodbyehumanity.jpg\|CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVAR BE THE SAME!!1
	File:Sebastians ghost.jpg\|Still haunting Emsdetten		File:Sebastians ghost.jpg\|Still haunting Emsdetten
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	File:Sebastian Bosse rare187.png		File:Sebastian Bosse rare187.png
	File:Sebastian Bosse Rare837.png		File:Sebastian Bosse Rare837.png
			File:BastianGunBosse.png\|Die asshole!
	File:BastianBosseRarepic3.jpeg\|Bastian (right) and his last friend (left)		File:BastianBosseRarepic3.jpeg\|Bastian (right) and his last friend (left)
			File:SebastianBossePic.png\|With a cap
	File:BastianBosseRarepic2.jpeg ‎		File:BastianBosseRarepic2.jpeg ‎
	File:BastianBosseRarepic1.jpeg\| HALLOWEEN		File:BastianBosseRarepic1.jpeg\| HALLOWEEN
	File:BastianBosseRarepic.jpeg\|Still more Edgelord		File:BastianBosseRarepic.jpeg\|Still more Edgelord
			File:SebastianPinkRare.png\|How do I comb hair?
			File:SebastianBosseHair.png\|X2
			File:SebastianEyes.png\|You can see a person if you look closer to his eyes.
			File:SebastianBosseRagebait.png\|The faggot theory was true.
			File:SebastianBosseBald.png\|Shaved for the attack
			File:SebastianBosseMatrix.png\|Looking more like a [[Matrix]] character
			File:SebastianRarePicBosse.png\|Rare picture
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	Image:bastianevidence4.jpg\|Moar damage		Image:bastianevidence4.jpg\|Moar damage
	Image:bastianevidence5.jpg\|and moar.		Image:bastianevidence5.jpg\|and moar.
	BastianSuicidePlace.png\|An hero place		Image:BastianSuicidePlace.png\|[[An hero]] place
	SebastianAnHeroSketch.png\|An hero sketch		Image:SebastianAnHeroSketch.png\|[[An hero]] sketch
			Image:BastianBody.png\|[[An hero]]
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	Image:bastiangif9.gif\|Bet the recoil on that thing made him cry like a little bitch.		Image:bastiangif9.gif\|Bet the recoil on that thing made him cry like a little bitch.
	Image:bastiangif5.gif\|Moar autism		Image:bastiangif5.gif\|Moar autism
	SebastianShooting.gif\|Shooting again		Image:SebastianShooting.gif\|Shooting again
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>

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	==See Also==		==See Also==

			*[[David Sonboly]] - His German-Iranian fan, who followed his steps to a McDonalds and a Mall. At least he managed to execute 9 NPCs.
	*[[Germany]] - Where this shit occurred.		*[[Germany]] - Where this shit occurred.
			*[[Robert Steinhäuser]] - Another German loner who kicked some ass, and chewed bubble gum.
	*[[School Shooting]] - Informative page about the act.		*[[School Shooting]] - Informative page about the act.
	*[[Tim Kretschmer]] - a German school shooter who does it right!		*[[Tim Kretschmer]] - a German school shooter who does it right!
	*[[Robert Steinhäuser]] - Another German loner who kicked some ass, and chewed bubble gum.
	*[[David Sonboly]] - His German-Iranian fan, who followed his steps to a McDonalds and a Mall. At least he managed to execute 9 NPCs.
	*[[William Atchison]]- A [[America\|'Murican]] who also serves as an example of [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG\|doing it wrong]], ironically the creator of this page		*[[William Atchison]]- A [[America\|'Murican]] who also serves as an example of [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG\|doing it wrong]], ironically the creator of this page