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[[File:Evansanimooted.gif|thumbnail|right|Your average listener]]

'''Screamo''' is a type of screechy ass music from [[emo]] usually played by [[hipster]]s, [[emo]]s, pogo-[[fag]]s and is basically complete noise that rapes yo ears in front of ya. The music can have screechy and annoying ass screaming that jacks off your ears.

===How to Make a Screamo Band===
*Find at least one [[emo]] kid in the band
*Get a [[cracker]] to scream in the mic like he is getting [[castration|castrated]]
*Guitar lines should [[ripoff]] [[emo]] bands
*Make [[Retarded|EMOtional]] lyrics
*Record music in a cave or in a trash can
*Wear ear plugs in case the music [[rape|smacks up]] your ears
*Drink MOAR redbull
*Write about [[your mom|your GF]] breaking up with you [[last Thursday]]
*Make sure your vocals sound possibly like you're screaming in agony.
*If you're the vocalist and are a [[girl|cunt/girl]] then put a chainsaw up your [[vagina]] if you have trouble screaming
*If you also wanna often sing, then just impersonate Gerard Way, Guy Picciotto, Bert McCracken, Craig Mabbitt, etc
*If you're playing for a skramz band, become a [[terrorist]] and record you bombing a city and making people shriek in your music.
*Be a [[christfag]] or a [[vegan]]

===Lyrics===

The lyrics in screamo usually just talk about how you're the destruction of the relationship with some [[whore]], otherwise write about your EMOtionally retarded feelings, [[Christfag]]gotry, ripping off Romeo and Juliet with modern English, and be sure to do whatever the fucking shit any before screamo band does.

Lyric examples
*''GOD DAMMIT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I broke the relationship!''
*''GAWD VAGINA!!!! MY BF CHEATED ON ME AND FUCKED ANOTHER KUNT!''
*''Jesus, please nail me to the cross so we can have sex in private.''
*''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEE!!''
*''LOOK AT MY [http://www.gifkings.com/2011/07/really-freaky-face.html FACE!'']
*''YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH I MISS U YYUYEEEEHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I MISS U''
*''EXCUSE ME EVERYONE! I WANT ATTENTION! Alright watch how tough I am! I will blow my brains out! CUZ I CAN HANDLE [[Pain|PAIN!]]''
*''I LOVE U I WANNA SHOVE MY COCK UP [[Your anus|URANUS]]''
*''BLOOD IS ON MY STOMACH, YOU KILLED MY LOVE YOU CUNT I WILL TEACH U because I am a teacher at a torture chamber''

==Eras and Styles==
===1990s===
[[Image:Aintafraidnoghosts.jpg|thumb|right|Typical skramz musicians]]
Some band who named themselves after a drug named Heroin decided to gather powerviolence and h@rdcord gay edge fans to play emo music, so they decided to record in a trash can of cum smeared on the walls, they also became [[terrorist]]s and decided to bomb cities which is why when you hear their [[shit|music]] they sound like they are dying on [[9/11]]. The singer knew how to scream so shrieky because he got castrated as a little one because he was some [[kike]] who had some [[retard]] try to perform circumcism but ended up castrating him accidentally. Many screamo bands were tagged as skramz by this time by people who wereTOO MUCH OF A FUCKIN RETARD TO SPELL "SCRAMS" RIGHT. Most bands consisted of [[emo]]s and [[punk|h@rdc0red]] kids who dressed like [[geek]]s and [[hipster]]s with jeans, sweater vests, t shirts and huge fucking glasses that indiefags wear today. Other nerd bands playing this noise were Orchid, Pg 99, Circle Takes the Square and Neil Perry.

====Song Structure of Skramz====
*Soft guitars and quietness
*Vocals come
*Guitars distort
*Drummer is on redbull while his ass gets [[molested|tickled]]
*YAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHYYYAYAHAHAHHEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
*ALLAH UAKBAR! BOOMBOOM BOOM WE'RE FUCKIN MUZZIES
*Song ends, 30-90 seconds of noise
===2000s===
Nowadays emo bands with a screamo sound now dress the today emo image and now sing because they want to [[sellout]] and sound MOAR [[gay|radio-friendly]]. Bands like Thursday and Funeral for a Friend now make a gayer version of screamo and weren't nerds but just [[emo]][[fag]]s you see today. But then shittier bands come out.
====Late 2000s/2010s====
Until then the [[Christfag]]s joined the fad and added BREAKDOWNS CHUGGA CHUGGA which now Underoath, Blessthefall, Alesana, Eyes Set to Kill and other bands do. They have to jack off to the Bible, pogo-dance and do shrieky screams, growls from their dog getting its anus prepared, and singing like a boy band. After these bands came, now there are a bunch of poseur bands out there and now the music is confused with [[heavy metal]].

=====How to Sound Like Newer Screamo=====
*Riff
*YEEEEDEAAAAAAAAHDHDHDHDDHDH!!!!!
*Friendly singing like One Erection
*YEAAAAH
*Singing
*GROWL OH! BREAKDOWN 000000000000
*SINGING AND SCREAMING
*YOU GOT MONEY YOU FUGGIN KIKE!$$$$$

POP IS GAY AND IS SO EASY.
Our screamo tab we made:00000000000000000000000000
== Videos ==
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|<youtube>zZG_kcpqGiU</youtube><center>'''WARNING! THIS IS SHIT!'''</center>
|<youtube>iaVcA_DhUU0</youtube><center>'''The least fucked up screamo music; skramz'''</center>
|<youtube>D9ddU-mQsDc</youtube><center>'''[[Moar]] [[shit]]'''</center>
|<youtube>BmUBb4ESeIo</youtube><center>'''EVEN [[Adele|ADELE WENT SCREAMO!]]'''</center>
}}|border=white|background=white}}</center>

== See Also ==
*[[Emo]]
*[[Punk]]
*[[Screamer]]
*[[Hipster]]
*[[Nerd]]
*[[Grindcore]]

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