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[[Image:Scissoring.jpg|thumb|This [[Wikipedia]] picture completely removes the hotness from this situation.]]
[[Image:Scissoring_animated.gif|thumb|Scissoring in action]]
[[Image:LOL_BOWLING.jpg |thumb|[[Jodie_Gater_and_Stephanie_Gestier|Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier]], inventors of sandpapering.]]
[[Image:Madeleine_McCann_smoking.jpg|thumb|Madeleine McCann after a vigorous scissoring session in the Spanish Main.]]

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Scissor me Timbers!

'''Scissoring''' or Tribadism ('Tribade' used to mean [[lesbian]] in the olden days) or 'frottage', is a form of [[lesbian]] [[sex]] where two women spread their legs and rub their crotches together in a scissor motion. The Scissor Sisters and Tribe 8 are named after this act, making them lol, but still not good bands. If they've kept the original name ''Dead Lesbian and the Fibrillating Scissor Sisters'' they've *might* be too hard to swallow for those who wants to be dangerous. (About 93,72% of ''The Scissor Sisters'' audience.)

Scissoring was supposed to be [[lesbian|lesbian]] penetration either with a big clit or a strap-on. They used to think that dykes had [[Chyna|clits]] the size of [[WTC|WTC]]. This theory [[Jews_did_wtc|toppled along with the towers]].

Feet are often cut off in cases related to this.

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= Scissoring.

==Potential hotness, and soul-crushing reality==
One would think that an act that primarily involves two [[woman|women]], four [[boobs]], and two [[vagina|vaginas]] would be desperately [[hot]]. However, an act such as scissoring requires much practice to be [[cum|effective]], and as such can only be performed by [[slut|experienced]] [[dykes]]. And [[srsly]], [[gtfo|fucking ew]].

==Carpet burn==
Scissoring has recently been modified into a form of dyke-love known as sandpapering. This is a practice, having been invented by [[Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier]], whereupon two chicks scissor while sporting three days worth of pubic stubble each.

==Scientific terms==

Scissoring is known to scientists as "bumping donuts", "clit-clatting", "mashing cookies", "grinding beans", "touching tacos", "clam jousting", or "bumping fur."

==See also==
*[[List of sex moves]]

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