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The PolishPrince: /* See also */

2025-11-02T04:04:16Z

Soturnupthelights: /* School Social Hierarchy */

2025-02-25T14:52:30Z

School Social Hierarchy

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	In most cases, this system operates as follows:		In most cases, this system operates as follows:

	* '''[[Alpha Male\|"The Badass"]]''' – Does whatever he wants and uses violence to garner the freedom to avoid the hierarchy bullshit and do his ~~or her~~ own thing. Often will ride a motorcycle, smoke pot, wear leather and be the masturbation fantasy of all of the women and gay male students who secretly dream of taming the beast.		* '''[[Alpha Male\|"The Badass"]]''' – Does whatever she or he wants and uses violence to garner the freedom to avoid the hierarchy bullshit and do her or his own thing. Often will ride a motorcycle, smoke pot, wear leather and be the masturbation fantasy of all of the women and gay male students who secretly dream of taming the beast.

	* '''[[Football\|Athletes]]''' – Jocks, who often times will run the school in the event that "The Badass" feels that controlling anyone and everyone at the school is beneath him. Jocks can range from harmless to [[sociopath\|sadistic fucktard]]s whose cruelty drive his victims to shoot up their classmates. Make note to find out which ones to avoid and which ones to hang-out with in order to get their sloppy seconds and spill-over perks. Football is generally the dominant "Jock" subspecies, though sometimes you have basketball players acting as the "Alpha-Jock" if the school's football team sucks. If a school's sports team is good (i.e., wins a lot), jocks will be granted special powers that nobody except the Nerds can possess, as far as skipping classes and getting away with shit that would get a normal student detention or [[Banned\|suspension]].		* '''[[Football\|Athletes]]''' – Jocks, who often times will run the school in the event that "The Badass" feels that controlling anyone and everyone at the school is beneath him. Jocks can range from harmless to [[sociopath\|sadistic fucktard]]s whose cruelty drive his victims to shoot up their classmates. Make note to find out which ones to avoid and which ones to hang-out with in order to get their sloppy seconds and spill-over perks. Football is generally the dominant "Jock" subspecies, though sometimes you have basketball players acting as the "Alpha-Jock" if the school's football team sucks. If a school's sports team is good (i.e., wins a lot), jocks will be granted special powers that nobody except the Nerds can possess, as far as skipping classes and getting away with shit that would get a normal student detention or [[Banned\|suspension]].

Soturnupthelights: /* Typical Discipline */

2025-02-23T20:01:29Z

Typical Discipline

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	Every school contains bad seeds (A.K.A. the Harbingers of [[Lulz]]) who are destined to spoil the rest of the [[Schroedinger's Cunt\|apples]] and every school makes sure to [[BAW\|contain]] the problem. The methods are listed below from minor to major solutions.		Every school contains bad seeds (A.K.A. the Harbingers of [[Lulz]]) who are destined to spoil the rest of the [[Schroedinger's Cunt\|apples]] and every school makes sure to [[BAW\|contain]] the problem. The methods are listed below from minor to major solutions.

	* '''Verbal Warning''': A faculty member will often threaten the violator with detention, suspension, or a stern talk to ~~their~~ parents. They can be ignored if the teacher giving the verbal warning is [[everyone\|a spineless pussy or a soulless void of a person who only shows up at work to collect a paycheck]]. A "verbal warning" is usually just a teacher telling you to [[STFU]], which, on the bright side, does not embarrass [[you]] at all.		* '''Verbal Warning''': A faculty member will often threaten the violator with detention, suspension, or a stern talk to her/his parents. They can be ignored if the teacher giving the verbal warning is [[everyone\|a spineless pussy or a soulless void of a person who only shows up at work to collect a paycheck]]. A "verbal warning" is usually just a teacher telling you to [[STFU]], which, on the bright side, does not embarrass [[you]] at all.
	* '''Beating''': When the teacher is [[RAGE\|MAD]], he~~/she~~ will take out either a ruler or a bamboo stick (if [[azn]]) and will give you a slap on the hand. This usually does not affect you much, with the exception of the teacher being [[black]] then you are really fucked. A typical black teacher will usually [[buttsecks\|ass rape]] you should you provoke him~~/her~~ with lulzy acts.		* '''Beating''': When the teacher is [[RAGE\|MAD]], she/he will take out either a ruler or a bamboo stick (if [[azn]]) and will give you a slap on the hand. This usually does not affect you much, with the exception of the teacher being [[black]] then you are really fucked. A typical black teacher will usually [[buttsecks\|ass rape]] you should you provoke her/him with lulzy acts.
	* '''Detention''': Violators who do things such as get into fights, use curse words, or skip classes are sentenced to stay in a gas chamber room which smells of stale piss and sweat. Time and length for detention can range from one class period, an entire school day, or if the school is run by sadistic enough fucks, two hours AFTER school. But it gets even ''worse''. The [[faggot]] that [[ceiling cat\|watches you]] during detention WILL sodomize you for the next two hellish hours of your life. He will keep you on a dog leash. He will make you call yourself Shirley. He will thrust repeatedly until he pulls out and shoots [[penis\|it]] onto all of your facial orifices. All the while everyone else in detention cries out in humiliation for you as the lava compartments open up in the seats. There also exists a version of Detention that has you being in a fucking room all of the school day.		* '''Detention''': Violators who do things such as get into fights, use curse words, or skip classes are sentenced to stay in a gas chamber room which smells of stale piss and sweat. Time and length for detention can range from one class period, an entire school day, or if the school is run by sadistic enough fucks, two hours AFTER school. But it gets even ''worse''. The [[faggot]] that [[ceiling cat\|watches you]] during detention WILL sodomize you for the next two hellish hours of your life. She/he will keep you on a dog leash. She/he will make you call yourself Shirley. She/he will thrust repeatedly until he pulls out and shoots [[penis\|it]] onto all of your facial orifices. All the while everyone else in detention cries out in humiliation for you as the lava compartments open up in the seats. There also exists a version of Detention that has you being in a fucking room all of the school day.
	* '''Suspension''': You are not allowed to attend school for around one day to two weeks; parents are often notified, come hell or high water, so you can't avoid them knowing about it and teachers are required by law to give you "~~F's~~" for all classwork/test you may miss, no matter how much cock you suck or carpet you lick. On the plus side, you can (in theory) sleep late and play [[Xbox\|Ecksbawks]] all day while your friends are stuck in school, but the negative side to the equation is that your parents will almost always double-ground you severely (no TV, no internet, no <s>VCR</s> only niggers use VCRs, a shitload of house and yard work that you are sadistically coerced into doing starting at 5:00 AM in order to deny you a chance to sleep in).		* '''Suspension''': You are not allowed to attend school for around one day to two weeks; parents are often notified, come hell or high water, so you can't avoid them knowing about it and teachers are required by law to give you "Fail" for all classwork/test you may miss, no matter how much cock you suck or carpet you lick. On the plus side, you can (in theory) sleep late and play [[Xbox\|Ecksbawks]] all day while your friends are stuck in school, but the negative side to the equation is that your parents will almost always double-ground you severely (no TV, no internet, no <s>VCR</s> only niggers use VCRs, a shitload of house and yard work that you are sadistically coerced into doing starting at 5:00 AM in order to deny you a chance to sleep in).
	* '''Expulsion''': Major violators who do lulzy acts such as burn things, call teachers [[Fact\|child-molesting mongering shithead skullcunts]], kill the science lab animals, sell drugs, or proclaim that school is a waste of time and why the fuck should they obey a cunt named Mrs. Wallace who has a [[centipede filled vagina\|vagina filled with centipedes]] who obviously doesn't like you and lets everyone and their mother pick on you, are [[permaban\|banned]] from school.		* '''Expulsion''': Major violators who do lulzy acts such as burn things, call teachers [[Fact\|child-molesting mongering shithead skullcunts]], kill the science lab animals, sell drugs, or proclaim that school is a waste of time and why the fuck should they obey a cunt named Mrs. Wallace who has a [[centipede filled vagina\|vagina filled with centipedes]] who obviously doesn't like you and lets everyone and their mother pick on you, are [[permaban\|banned]] from school.
	* '''Saturday School''': Depending on where you live the Saturday School can be either of these:		* '''Saturday School''': Depending on where you live the Saturday School can be either of these:

Soturnupthelights: /* The only things you learn at school */

2025-02-23T19:59:36Z

The only things you learn at school

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	[[Image:EnglishScience.gif\|thumb\|You don't actually need to care about either one.]]		[[Image:EnglishScience.gif\|thumb\|You don't actually need to care about either one.]]
			*Your classmates are dirty minded pigs assuming you are SPED and are wannabe 12 year olds. They are evil.
			*Grades matter.
	* [[The man]] knows better what to do with your time than you.		* [[The man]] knows better what to do with your time than you.
	* [[Wikipedia]] is [[crap]].		* [[Wikipedia]] is [[crap]].

imported>IDeserveAnswers: /* The only things you learn at school */

2022-04-05T15:00:32Z

The only things you learn at school

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	* Every subject on [[earth]] can be presented in an uninteresting way.		* Every subject on [[earth]] can be presented in an uninteresting way.
	* The best way to evaluate pupils amount of learning is to compare the pupils results with each other.		* The best way to evaluate pupils amount of learning is to compare the pupils results with each other.
	* The fucking headline for a news article [[~~shit nobody cares about~~\| from at least 300 years ago.]]		* [[shit no one cares about\|The fucking headline for a news article]] [[At Least 100\| from at least 300 years ago.]]
	* You get to learn how to [[Ancient Realms\|master the ancient art]] bullshitiing dumb fuckers who are blatantly [[asking for it]].		* You get to learn how to [[Ancient Realms\|master the ancient art]] bullshitiing dumb fuckers who are blatantly [[asking for it]].
	* Army [[cunt\|drill sergeant]] dropout wannabes irreversibly morph into the [[truth\|loud fat saggy twats known as gym teachers.]]		* Army [[cunt\|drill sergeant]] dropout wannabes irreversibly morph into the [[truth\|loud fat saggy twats known as gym teachers.]]

imported>Glitchedblood: /* School Blocking Systems */ I can tell from experience.

2022-03-04T00:53:03Z

School Blocking Systems: I can tell from experience.

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	Here's a little list of common sites blocked by school systems:		Here's a little list of common sites blocked by school systems:

	* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]		* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (only at some schools)
	* [[MySpace]]/[[Failbook]]		* [[MySpace]]/[[Failbook]]
	* [[Proxy\|Web Proxies]]		* [[Proxy\|Web Proxies]]

imported>Glitchedblood: /* School Blocking Systems */

2021-10-29T22:42:17Z

School Blocking Systems

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	* If you're ''really'' lucky, you'll have a bunch of fuckheads running your Computer Technologies Shop who block every website (including educational) that shows up in the history log that isn't Google (srsly)		* If you're ''really'' lucky, you'll have a bunch of fuckheads running your Computer Technologies Shop who block every website (including educational) that shows up in the history log that isn't Google (srsly)
	* [[CP]]		* [[CP]]
			* [[Reception Wikis]]
			* Any video game related website
	Luckily if your school system is run by a bunch of [[hillbilly\|hillbillies]], then this shouldn't be a problem. A lot of these systems just block search terms, so reword your search and enjoy your [[offended\|guro]], you [[sick fuck]]. If that doesn't work, just open up your CMD and ping a website.		Luckily if your school system is run by a bunch of [[hillbilly\|hillbillies]], then this shouldn't be a problem. A lot of these systems just block search terms, so reword your search and enjoy your [[offended\|guro]], you [[sick fuck]]. If that doesn't work, just open up your CMD and ping a website.

imported>Sidecar: /* Life Lessons */ + 1 new pic (woke linus)

2018-08-28T15:20:13Z

Life Lessons: + 1 new pic (woke linus)

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imported>AlGore: /* Galleries */

2015-06-12T16:21:49Z

Galleries

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imported>AlGore: /* Galleries */

2015-06-12T16:21:49Z

Galleries

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	== See also ==		== See also ==
	[[File:Grange hill flying sausage.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|Grange Hill Street Blues]]		[[File:Grange hill flying sausage.jpg\|300px\|thumb\|Grange Hill Street Blues]]
			* [[6-7]]
	* [[Teacher]]		* [[Teacher]]
	* [[Private School]]		* [[Private School]]

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	Every school contains bad seeds (A.K.A. the Harbingers of [[Lulz]]) who are destined to spoil the rest of the [[Schroedinger's Cunt\|apples]] and every school makes sure to [[BAW\|contain]] the problem. The methods are listed below from minor to major solutions.		Every school contains bad seeds (A.K.A. the Harbingers of [[Lulz]]) who are destined to spoil the rest of the [[Schroedinger's Cunt\|apples]] and every school makes sure to [[BAW\|contain]] the problem. The methods are listed below from minor to major solutions.

	* '''Verbal Warning''': A faculty member will often threaten the violator with detention, suspension, or a stern talk to ~~their~~ parents. They can be ignored if the teacher giving the verbal warning is [[everyone\|a spineless pussy or a soulless void of a person who only shows up at work to collect a paycheck]]. A "verbal warning" is usually just a teacher telling you to [[STFU]], which, on the bright side, does not embarrass [[you]] at all.		* '''Verbal Warning''': A faculty member will often threaten the violator with detention, suspension, or a stern talk to her/his parents. They can be ignored if the teacher giving the verbal warning is [[everyone\|a spineless pussy or a soulless void of a person who only shows up at work to collect a paycheck]]. A "verbal warning" is usually just a teacher telling you to [[STFU]], which, on the bright side, does not embarrass [[you]] at all.
	* '''Beating''': When the teacher is [[RAGE\|MAD]], he~~/she~~ will take out either a ruler or a bamboo stick (if [[azn]]) and will give you a slap on the hand. This usually does not affect you much, with the exception of the teacher being [[black]] then you are really fucked. A typical black teacher will usually [[buttsecks\|ass rape]] you should you provoke him~~/her~~ with lulzy acts.		* '''Beating''': When the teacher is [[RAGE\|MAD]], she/he will take out either a ruler or a bamboo stick (if [[azn]]) and will give you a slap on the hand. This usually does not affect you much, with the exception of the teacher being [[black]] then you are really fucked. A typical black teacher will usually [[buttsecks\|ass rape]] you should you provoke her/him with lulzy acts.
	* '''Detention''': Violators who do things such as get into fights, use curse words, or skip classes are sentenced to stay in a gas chamber room which smells of stale piss and sweat. Time and length for detention can range from one class period, an entire school day, or if the school is run by sadistic enough fucks, two hours AFTER school. But it gets even ''worse''. The [[faggot]] that [[ceiling cat\|watches you]] during detention WILL sodomize you for the next two hellish hours of your life. He will keep you on a dog leash. He will make you call yourself Shirley. He will thrust repeatedly until he pulls out and shoots [[penis\|it]] onto all of your facial orifices. All the while everyone else in detention cries out in humiliation for you as the lava compartments open up in the seats. There also exists a version of Detention that has you being in a fucking room all of the school day.		* '''Detention''': Violators who do things such as get into fights, use curse words, or skip classes are sentenced to stay in a gas chamber room which smells of stale piss and sweat. Time and length for detention can range from one class period, an entire school day, or if the school is run by sadistic enough fucks, two hours AFTER school. But it gets even ''worse''. The [[faggot]] that [[ceiling cat\|watches you]] during detention WILL sodomize you for the next two hellish hours of your life. She/he will keep you on a dog leash. She/he will make you call yourself Shirley. She/he will thrust repeatedly until he pulls out and shoots [[penis\|it]] onto all of your facial orifices. All the while everyone else in detention cries out in humiliation for you as the lava compartments open up in the seats. There also exists a version of Detention that has you being in a fucking room all of the school day.
	* '''Suspension''': You are not allowed to attend school for around one day to two weeks; parents are often notified, come hell or high water, so you can't avoid them knowing about it and teachers are required by law to give you "~~F's~~" for all classwork/test you may miss, no matter how much cock you suck or carpet you lick. On the plus side, you can (in theory) sleep late and play [[Xbox\|Ecksbawks]] all day while your friends are stuck in school, but the negative side to the equation is that your parents will almost always double-ground you severely (no TV, no internet, no <s>VCR</s> only niggers use VCRs, a shitload of house and yard work that you are sadistically coerced into doing starting at 5:00 AM in order to deny you a chance to sleep in).		* '''Suspension''': You are not allowed to attend school for around one day to two weeks; parents are often notified, come hell or high water, so you can't avoid them knowing about it and teachers are required by law to give you "Fail" for all classwork/test you may miss, no matter how much cock you suck or carpet you lick. On the plus side, you can (in theory) sleep late and play [[Xbox\|Ecksbawks]] all day while your friends are stuck in school, but the negative side to the equation is that your parents will almost always double-ground you severely (no TV, no internet, no <s>VCR</s> only niggers use VCRs, a shitload of house and yard work that you are sadistically coerced into doing starting at 5:00 AM in order to deny you a chance to sleep in).
	* '''Expulsion''': Major violators who do lulzy acts such as burn things, call teachers [[Fact\|child-molesting mongering shithead skullcunts]], kill the science lab animals, sell drugs, or proclaim that school is a waste of time and why the fuck should they obey a cunt named Mrs. Wallace who has a [[centipede filled vagina\|vagina filled with centipedes]] who obviously doesn't like you and lets everyone and their mother pick on you, are [[permaban\|banned]] from school.		* '''Expulsion''': Major violators who do lulzy acts such as burn things, call teachers [[Fact\|child-molesting mongering shithead skullcunts]], kill the science lab animals, sell drugs, or proclaim that school is a waste of time and why the fuck should they obey a cunt named Mrs. Wallace who has a [[centipede filled vagina\|vagina filled with centipedes]] who obviously doesn't like you and lets everyone and their mother pick on you, are [[permaban\|banned]] from school.
	* '''Saturday School''': Depending on where you live the Saturday School can be either of these:		* '''Saturday School''': Depending on where you live the Saturday School can be either of these: