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PooF9 at 19:17, 17 March 2026

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The PolishPrince: /* See Also */

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imported>4ourty: /* Hell */

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Hell

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imported>4ourty: /* Hell */

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Hell

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	=== What, exactly, is Hell? ===		=== What, exactly, is Hell? ===

			{{main\|hell}}
	[[File:Dante's inferno tldr version.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Return journeys are rare]]		[[File:Dante's inferno tldr version.jpg\|250px\|thumb\|Return journeys are rare]]

	Hell, named for the goddess of the underworld in [[Nazi\|Norse]] mythology Hel because Christians are stupid and when they heard Scandanavians say Hel, they thought Hell and believing these Blonde Barbarians they were hoping to [[troll]] were refering to the underworld or Hades, again named after the god of it and not the place, it's Tartarus [[BTW]], and so adopted it in this meaning to make them feel included and sign up with them. Despite what those little [[Chick Tracts]] might try to convince us, Hell is actually a large cave hidden inside <del>the moon</del> [[your mom]]. Managed by Lucifer Morningstar Armstrong and the rest of the illuminati Hell is a very happy place. However, the connotation of "Hell" has been skewed by [[christians\|white people with cardigans]]. The Christian concept of Hell entails fire, chaos, dystopia and having a [[nigger\|black]] family move into your neighborhood, right next door to you so you can always smell what they're cooking. In truth, none of this is accurate. Actually, Hell has just had a broken air conditioning system for a while and because of a bad serviceman, the ice machine is always on the fritz. They recently remodeled, and the bed bug problem is gone. Thank you, [[your mom\|Obama]].		Hell, named for the goddess of the underworld in [[Nazi\|Norse]] mythology Hel because Christians are stupid and when they heard Scandanavians say Hel, they thought Hell and believing these Blonde Barbarians they were hoping to [[troll]] were refering to the underworld or Hades, again named after the god of it and not the place, it's Tartarus [[BTW]], and so adopted it in this meaning to make them feel included and sign up with them. Despite what those little [[Chick Tracts]] might try to convince us, Hell is actually a large cave hidden inside <del>the moon</del> [[your mom]]. Managed by Lucifer Morningstar Armstrong and the rest of the illuminati Hell is a very happy place. However, the connotation of "Hell" has been skewed by [[christians\|white people with cardigans]]. The Christian concept of Hell entails fire, chaos, dystopia and having a [[nigger\|black]] family move into your neighborhood, right next door to you so you can always smell what they're cooking. In truth, none of this is accurate. Actually, Hell has just had a broken air conditioning system for a while and because of a bad serviceman, the ice machine is always on the fritz. They recently remodeled, and the bed bug problem is gone. Thank you, [[your mom\|Obama]].
	Unfortunately, hell is known for its many fads much like the internet and Junior High School. Starting a succesful fad will get you mad props and a huge number of friends. Much like real life, after a week has passed, no one remembers who the fuck you are and they're crediting someone else.<br>		Unfortunately, hell is known for its many fads much like the internet and Junior High School. Starting a succesful fad will get you mad props and a huge number of friends. Much like real life, after a week has passed, no one remembers who the fuck you are and they're crediting someone else.<br>
	More so, for all its claims about being [[chaos\|chaotic]] and [[~~interesting~~\|spontaneous]], Hell is actually [[bored\|boring]]. You can only see someone whip their [[dick]] out for no reason and start [[fap\|fapping]] or watch a girl eat a [[shit\|tird]] as it is being shit out of someone's ass, so many times, before it becomes mundane. However, it is the only place in the [[dead\|after life]] that serves alcohol, so it might get boring after a while but hopefully, you'll be too drunk to give a damn.		More so, for all its claims about being [[chaos\|chaotic]] and [[relevant to my interests\|spontaneous]], Hell is actually [[bored\|boring]]. You can only see someone whip their [[dick]] out for no reason and start [[fap\|fapping]] or watch a girl eat a [[shit\|tird]] as it is being shit out of someone's ass, so many times, before it becomes mundane. However, it is the only place in the [[dead\|after life]] that serves alcohol, so it might get boring after a while but hopefully, you'll be too drunk to give a damn.

	=== People going there ===		=== People going there ===

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	*[[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY]]		*[[HAIL SATAN EVERYDAY]]
	*[[Ozzy ~~Osboune~~]]		*[[Ozzy Osbourne]]
	*[[Satan, guide my cock!!!]]		*[[Satan, guide my cock!!!]]
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	*[[Satanic Ritual Abuse]]		*[[Satanic Ritual Abuse]]