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imported>Jayboy at 00:26, 27 October 2015

2015-10-27T00:26:59Z

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			:''Not to be confused with [[Safe Space]]s''
	[[Image:Awesomeangel.jpg\|500px\|center]]<br/>		[[Image:Awesomeangel.jpg\|500px\|center]]<br/>

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	== Feel the Quality ==		== Feel the Quality ==
	<center><gallery>		{{collapsegallery\|Priestly Platitudes\|mq1\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
	Image:Awesomeangel01.JPG\|Lol the angel has manhands		Image:Awesomeangel01.JPG\|Lol the angel has manhands
	Image:Awesomeangel02.JPG\|Also the bible says angels have six wings		Image:Awesomeangel02.JPG\|Also the bible says angels have six wings
	Image:Awesomeangel03.JPG\|HE'S A PERSON!!!!!		Image:Awesomeangel03.JPG\|HE'S A PERSON!!!!!
	Image:Awesomeangel04.JPG\|This message brought to you by Jesus		Image:Awesomeangel04.JPG\|This message brought to you by Jesus
	Image:Awesomeangel05.JPG\|~~Hm maybe it's just me, but the angel seems drawn a little more sketchy here~~		Image:Awesomeangel05.JPG\|Apparently we have free will because God says so
			</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">
	Image:Awesomeangel06.JPG\|This page proves having guardian angels around would pretty much be useless anyway		Image:Awesomeangel06.JPG\|This page proves having guardian angels around would pretty much be useless anyway
	Image:Awesomeangel07.JPG\|She's here to protect you, like how she protected the guy on the floor on the previous page		Image:Awesomeangel07.JPG\|She's here to protect you, like how she protected the guy on the floor on the previous page
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	Image:Awesomeangel21.JPG\|Jesus flipping the bird lol		Image:Awesomeangel21.JPG\|Jesus flipping the bird lol
	Image:Awesomeangel22.JPG\|Bye		Image:Awesomeangel22.JPG\|Bye
	</gallery>~~</center>~~		</gallery>}}

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imported>Zoul at 14:10, 13 April 2015

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imported>Zoul at 14:10, 13 April 2015

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New page

[[Image:Awesomeangel.jpg|500px|center]]<br/>

Seeking to clean up its tarnished public image in the face of a massive priest [[pedophilia|child sex abuse]] crisis, the [[Catholic]] Church has attempted to foist the belief that magical [[drugs|"guardian angels"]] are now [[stalker|in position]] to keep their priests from fucking your kids. The only problem is that guardian angels don't exist and therefore [[asking for it|your kids are just as unsafe as ever]]... sorry! Perhaps this is a good thing since, as seen from the [[Verbose Thread|comic book]], it would be very annoying to have a [[tl;dr|mouthy]] flying bitch following us around spouting [[PROTIP|tips]] on how to avoid being priest-fucked.

[http://www.archny.org/pastoral/safe-environment-program/training/#Training_for_Parents_and_Children Download the coloring book here] (PDF version) for easier [[fap|reading]].

== Feel the Quality ==
<center><gallery>
Image:Awesomeangel01.JPG|Lol the angel has manhands
Image:Awesomeangel02.JPG|Also the bible says angels have six wings
Image:Awesomeangel03.JPG|HE'S A PERSON!!!!!
Image:Awesomeangel04.JPG|This message brought to you by Jesus
Image:Awesomeangel05.JPG|Hm maybe it's just me, but the angel seems drawn a little more sketchy here
Image:Awesomeangel06.JPG|This page proves having guardian angels around would pretty much be useless anyway
Image:Awesomeangel07.JPG|She's here to protect you, like how she protected the guy on the floor on the previous page
Image:Awesomeangel08.JPG|For maximum safety, try to be in four places at the same time
Image:Awesomeangel09.JPG|Protip : Pedophiles are an excellent source of free candy
Image:Awesomeangel10.JPG|Protip : Pedophilies are also an excellent source of fabulous prizes
Image:Awesomeangel11.JPG|The angel looks stoned here, I wonder what heaven's substance abuse policy is
Image:Awesomeangel12.JPG|[http://s210975194.onlinehome.us/blog/?p=41 lulz]
Image:Awesomeangel13.JPG|Beware of online pedophiles. They rarely have candy or prizes
Image:Awesomeangel14.JPG|That guy in the doorway is definitely checking that kid out since he practically has his head twisted all the way around. Good thing there are trusty anti-rape angels present
Image:Awesomeangel15.JPG|Put the robe back on please. Thank you.
Image:Awesomeangel16.JPG|I bet the kid is saying "Dad this dead lady won't shut up and leave me alone."
Image:Awesomeangel17.JPG|Remember, don't trust anyone who doesn't have great teeth
Image:Awesomeangel18.JPG|lol "awesome angel" hahaha
Image:Awesomeangel19.JPG|I hope those angels are toilet trained
Image:Awesomeangel20.JPG|I guess she isn't awesome anymore
Image:Awesomeangel21.JPG|Jesus flipping the bird lol
Image:Awesomeangel22.JPG|Bye
</gallery></center>

== See also ==
*[[Catholic]]
*[[Christianity]]
*[[Angel]]
*[[Pedophilia]]

== Resources ==
*[http://www.ny-archdiocese.org/ The Archdiocese of New York Website]

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