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	* '''[[Diabeetus]]''' - An extremely fatal infection contracted by participating in [[sex\|group anal sex]] with [[diabeetus\|Wilford Brimley.]]		* '''[[Diabeetus]]''' - An extremely fatal infection contracted by participating in [[sex\|group anal sex]] with [[diabeetus\|Wilford Brimley.]]
	* '''[[Pregnancy]]''' - An unsightly complication of semen poisoning characterized by abdominal swelling, [[welfare\|public assistance]], insomnia, whining, [[baby\|vaginal bloodfarts]], and loss of any semblance of a life for at least 100 years.		* '''[[Pregnancy]]''' - An unsightly complication of semen poisoning characterized by abdominal swelling, [[welfare\|public assistance]], insomnia, whining, [[baby\|vaginal bloodfarts]], and loss of any semblance of a life for at least 100 years.
			* '''[[Feminism]]''' - Is to lesbians what AIDS is to gays. It destroys the brain of normal females making them abnormally rabid and violent towards any perceived male, ala Rabies.
	* '''Party popper cock worms''' - multicoloured nematodes that live under the foreskin. When they have finished growing and breeding, the whole colony explodes with a bang and a faint smell of gunpowder, their light ribbon-like bodies catching the breeze and wafting away. Unfortunately, this can blow the top of your cock right off. Easily cured anytime before the final stage by pounding a kilo of rock salt down your urethra.		* '''Party popper cock worms''' - multicoloured nematodes that live under the foreskin. When they have finished growing and breeding, the whole colony explodes with a bang and a faint smell of gunpowder, their light ribbon-like bodies catching the breeze and wafting away. Unfortunately, this can blow the top of your cock right off. Easily cured anytime before the final stage by pounding a kilo of rock salt down your urethra.

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			'''Sadly, those kids were lying. There's no cure.'''
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	~~Sadly~~, ~~those kids were lying~~. ~~There's no cure~~.		== #ShoutYourStatus ==
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			In 2016, [[Lol-cow\|Feminists]] started a [[Twitter\|shitter]] trend, "[[ShoutYourStatus\|'''#shoutyourstatus''']]". The trend is to "celebrate" having an STD by posting their STD status online. This is to help feminists realize their life goal of [[dying alone\|dying bitter and alone]].

			Some [[jew]] [http://archive.is/KcZfl <del>predicted</del>planned #shoutyourstatus several years earlier].

	== Educational Films ==		== Educational Films ==
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	* Nearly 337,000 cases of [[gonorrhea]] were reported.		* Nearly 337,000 cases of [[gonorrhea]] were reported.
	* [[16 year old girl\|Adolescent girls 15 to 19]] years had the most chlamydia and gonorrhea cases of any age group at 409,531.		* [[16 year old girl\|Adolescent girls 15 to 19]] years had the most chlamydia and gonorrhea cases of any age group at 409,531.
	* [[Blacks]], who represent 12 percent of the U.S. population, accounted for about 71 percent of reported gonorrhea cases and almost half of all chlamydia and [[syphilis]] cases in 2008.		* [[Niggers]] have the most STDs per 100,000 niggers of any racial group in the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|United States]].
	* ~~[[hookers\|~~Black ~~women~~ 15 ~~to 19]] had the highest rates~~ of ~~chlamydia~~ and ~~gonorrhea~~.		** [[hookers\|Black women 15 to 19]] had the highest rates of chlamydia and gonorrhea.
			** [[Blacks]], who represent 12 percent of the U.S. population, accounted for about 71 percent of reported gonorrhea cases and almost half of all chlamydia and [[syphilis]] cases in 2008.
			** Black teens are 15% of U.S. teenagers and are 70% of all new AIDS diagnoses (in 2012).
	* 13,500 syphilis cases were reported in 2008, an almost 18 percent increase from 2007.		* 13,500 syphilis cases were reported in 2008, an almost 18 percent increase from 2007.
	* 63 percent of syphilis cases were among [[Hitler\|men who have sex with men]].		* 63 percent of syphilis cases were among [[Hitler\|men who have sex with men]].
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	Image:Badphotoshop.jpg\|With some STDs, your [[zippocat\|pussy burns]].		Image:Badphotoshop.jpg\|With some STDs, your [[zippocat\|pussy burns]].
	Image:Penwart1.jpg\|Ribbed for her pleasure!		Image:Penwart1.jpg\|Ribbed for her pleasure!
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	File:Pokemon STDs.PNG		File:Pokemon STDs.PNG
	Image:STD_-_Joe_AIDS.jpg		Image:STD_-_Joe_AIDS.jpg

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'''STD''' is the outdated term for venereal disease (so called because you get it through your [[in the ass|venerium]]). It stands for 'sexually transmitted diseases'. You can get these by kissing, holding hands, [[buttsecks|doin' the anal mambo]], sharing drinks or looking too closely at those of the opposite gender.

== Kinds of STDs ==
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* '''Genital warts''' - Small, painful itchy bumps on your [[cock]], [[cunt]] or [[anus]]. It cannot be cured; look forward to a lonely, titless/dickless life, because no one is going to want to [[fuck]] you now.
* '''[[Genital Herpes]]''' - Pretty much the same deal.
* '''Gonorrhea''' - Produces pus (also known as 'gleet') spewing from the end of your cock.
* '''Syphilis''' - First causes a rash all over your body, then makes you go crazy and [[W|invade other countries]].
* '''Crabs''' - Lice that live in your pubic hair. (See [[Lovebugz]].)
* '''[[AIDS]]''' - Damn, dude. I'd start looking around Caskets-R-Us pretty soon. Prevalent in hotel pools, often closing them down completely until management sends out banhammers.
*'''[[Harry Potter|Hogwarts]]''' - A disease caught from having sex with [[Wizardchan|wizards]].
* '''Chlamydia''' - Usually doesn't cause symptoms, so that you don't even know you have it until you get an ectopic pregnancy about 15 years later, have to have an [[abortion]] to save your life, get kicked out of the [[Catholic]] [[Church]] and burn in [[hell]] for eternity.
* '''Furpes''' - "Furpes" is a virulent genital ulcerative [[disease]], and one of the most common sexually transmitted infections in [[furries]]. The disease is spread by [[fuck]]ing someone who is wearing a [[Fursuit|stupid costume]]. Think carefully before you indulge; your actions could lead to large, unsightly pustules and sores all over your [[knob]].
* '''[[Diabeetus]]''' - An extremely fatal infection contracted by participating in [[sex|group anal sex]] with [[diabeetus|Wilford Brimley.]]
* '''[[Pregnancy]]''' - An unsightly complication of semen poisoning characterized by abdominal swelling, [[welfare|public assistance]], insomnia, whining, [[baby|vaginal bloodfarts]], and loss of any semblance of a life for at least 100 years.
* '''Party popper cock worms''' - multicoloured nematodes that live under the foreskin. When they have finished growing and breeding, the whole colony explodes with a bang and a faint smell of gunpowder, their light ribbon-like bodies catching the breeze and wafting away. Unfortunately, this can blow the top of your cock right off. Easily cured anytime before the final stage by pounding a kilo of rock salt down your urethra.

== Cures ==
The only effective cure for all STDs is [[suicide]] and [[babyfuck|raping a virgin]] (no shit they still do it in parts of Africa, and since the only virgins left are infant girls ... you get the picture. This really is happening.). It's for the best, really. Unless a [[necrophilia]]c comes around. That [[sick fuck]] will have to kill himself, and start the cycle all over again. You can try penicillin, but it doesn't work and are a lie spread by the Jew media.

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'''ALTERNATIVELY:'''
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Sadly, those kids were lying. There's no cure.
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== Educational Films ==
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==Statistics==
The CDC's latest (2009) study on STDs found:
* 1.2 million cases of [[chlamydia]] were reported in 2008, up from 1.1 million in 2007.
* Nearly 337,000 cases of [[gonorrhea]] were reported.
* [[16 year old girl|Adolescent girls 15 to 19]] years had the most chlamydia and gonorrhea cases of any age group at 409,531.
* [[Blacks]], who represent 12 percent of the U.S. population, accounted for about 71 percent of reported gonorrhea cases and almost half of all chlamydia and [[syphilis]] cases in 2008.
* [[hookers|Black women 15 to 19]] had the highest rates of chlamydia and gonorrhea.
* 13,500 syphilis cases were reported in 2008, an almost 18 percent increase from 2007.
* 63 percent of syphilis cases were among [[Hitler|men who have sex with men]].
* Syphilis rates among women increased 36 percent from 2007 to 2008.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:gleet.jpg|Your cunt got terrible green juices, and that's fucking hysterical.
Image:syphilis.jpg|Another unfortunate victim of [[MONGO]].
Image:Herpes.jpg|This is '''Herpes''', which you can get either from being a [[whore]] or from being [[MONGO|MONGO'D]]. Remember that next time he says he "can't feel anything through the condom."
Image:Mongomap.gif|This map shows the rates of being [[MONGO|MONGO'D]] in the United States.
Image:Badphotoshop.jpg|With some STDs, your [[zippocat|pussy burns]].
Image:Penwart1.jpg|Ribbed for her pleasure!
Image:STD_-_Bunny_Crabs.jpg
File:Pokemon STDs.PNG
Image:STD_-_Joe_AIDS.jpg
Image:STD_-_Gonorrhea.jpg
Image:STD_-_I_Got_Crabs.jpg
Image:STD_-_Mommy_Has_Herpes.jpg
Image:STD_-_Cooties.jpg
Image:STD_-_Ghonorrhea_Prize.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Jananaphone]]
*[[STDCarriers|STD Carrier Registries]]
*[[Fiero425]]

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