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	[[Image:Asian_guy.JPG\|thumb\|Typical SAT taker.]]		[[Image:Asian_guy.JPG\|thumb\|Typical SAT taker.]]
	[[Image:Asian.jpg\|thumb\|This guy only got a 1590, pity him.]]		[[Image:Asian.jpg\|thumb\|This guy only got a 1590, pity him.]]
	The '''SAT''' is a bastardized test designed to convince high schools students that they can grow up to be of importance to the world. In reality, it's known to all high school students as [[evil]] [[shit]] designed by the [[sick fucks]] at [[anti-lulz\|CollegeBoard]]. The main purpose of the SAT is to scare the [[retard\|slower]] and moar [[retard]]ed high school students into considering [[suicide\|alternatives to a college education]]. [[~~Azn~~]]s are not affected by this phenomenon, ergo every major college campus is crawling with teh [[azn]]s. Furthermore, [[niggers]] take the exam on [[you\|taxpayers']] dollars and all colleges are forced to accept them ~~'''~~because it's the fucking law.~~'''~~		The '''SAT''' is a bastardized test designed to convince high schools students that they can grow up to be of importance to the world. In reality, it's known to all high school students as [[evil]] [[shit]] designed by the [[sick fucks]] at [[anti-lulz\|CollegeBoard]]. The main purpose of the SAT is to scare the [[retard\|slower]] and moar [[retard\|retarded]] high school students into considering [[suicide\|alternatives to a college education]]. [[azn\|Azns]] are not affected by this phenomenon, ergo every major college campus is crawling with teh [[azn\|azns]]. Furthermore, [[niggers]] take the exam on [[you\|taxpayers']] dollars and all colleges are forced to accept them <b>because it's the fucking law.</b>

	==OMG SAT==		==OMG SAT==
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	===<s>Writing</s> [[Grammar Nazi]] Section===		===<s>Writing</s> [[Grammar Nazi]] Section===

	''Find the error in the following sentences:''<br>		<i>Find the error in the following sentences:</i><br>

	1) <u>He was</u>'''{A}''' such <u>an hero</u>'''{B}''', to take it all away. We <u>miss</u>'''{C}''' him so, that you should know, and we <u>honor</u>'''{D}''' him this day.		1) <u>He was</u>'''{A}''' such <u>an hero</u>'''{B}''', to take it all away. We <u>miss</u>'''{C}''' him so, that you should know, and we <u>honor</u>'''{D}''' him this day.
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	Correct Answers: B, B, E.		Correct Answers: B, B, E.

	===[[Math]]~~ematics~~ Section===		===[[Math\|Mathematics]] Section===

	The number of students at a school that commit suicide each day due to the SAT is given by the function ƒ(x)=140-x<sup>2</sup>+x Where x is the number of days before the SAT. How many students commit suicide one week before the SAT?		The number of students at a school that commit suicide each day due to the SAT is given by the function ƒ(x)=140-x<sup>2</sup>+x Where x is the number of days before the SAT. How many students commit suicide one week before the SAT?
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	* many would like you to believe. Plenty of rewarding		* many would like you to believe. Plenty of rewarding
	* jobs are available to the dumbfucks who score below		* jobs are available to the dumbfucks who score below
	* average. Pudding hatch operator, taco flipper, ~~win~~ porn		* average. Pudding hatch operator, taco flipper, gay porn
	*5 star, Wikipedia administrator; the list of rewarding		*5 star, Wikipedia administrator; the list of rewarding
	* jobs available to those who failed the SAT goes on and		* jobs available to those who failed the SAT goes on and
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	*Cause if you no study for SAT, you get hit with [[Abuse\|bamboo stick!!!]]		*Cause if you no study for SAT, you get hit with [[Abuse\|bamboo stick!!!]]

	==See ~~also~~==		==See Also==
	*[[Harvard]]		*[[Harvard]]
	*[[College]]		*[[College]]
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	*[[Copypasta\|Molecular Biology]]		*[[Copypasta\|Molecular Biology]]

	==External ~~links~~==		==External Links==
	*[http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/sat-preparation/ SAT Discussion among stressed out kids.] Easy trolling lulz, claim you have a perfect score and tell them they are doing it wrong!		*[http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/sat-preparation/ SAT Discussion among stressed out kids.] Easy trolling lulz, claim you have a perfect score and tell them they are doing it wrong!
	*[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=i+hate+the+sat&search_type Tons of lulzy Yewt00b videos] about teens studying for the SAT.		*[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=i+hate+the+sat&search_type Tons of lulzy Yewt00b videos] about teens studying for the SAT.

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	[[Image:Asian_guy.JPG\|thumb\|Typical SAT taker.]]		[[Image:Asian_guy.JPG\|thumb\|Typical SAT taker.]]
	[[Image:Asian.jpg\|thumb\|This guy only got a 1590, pity him.]]		[[Image:Asian.jpg\|thumb\|This guy only got a 1590, pity him.]]
	The '''SAT''' is a bastardized test designed to convince high schools students that they can grow up to be of importance to the world. In reality, it's known to all high school students as [[evil]] [[shit]] designed by the [[sick fucks]] at [[anti-lulz\|CollegeBoard]]. The main purpose of the SAT is to scare the [[retard\|slower]] and moar [[retard~~\|retarded~~]] high school students into considering [[suicide\|alternatives to a college education]]. [[~~azn\|Azns~~]] are not affected by this phenomenon, ergo every major college campus is crawling with teh [[azn~~\|azns~~]]. Furthermore, [[niggers]] take the exam on [[you\|taxpayers']] dollars and all colleges are forced to accept them ~~<b>~~because it's the fucking law.~~</b>~~		The '''SAT''' is a bastardized test designed to convince high schools students that they can grow up to be of importance to the world. In reality, it's known to all high school students as [[evil]] [[shit]] designed by the [[sick fucks]] at [[anti-lulz\|CollegeBoard]]. The main purpose of the SAT is to scare the [[retard\|slower]] and moar [[retard]]ed high school students into considering [[suicide\|alternatives to a college education]]. [[Azn]]s are not affected by this phenomenon, ergo every major college campus is crawling with teh [[azn]]s. Furthermore, [[niggers]] take the exam on [[you\|taxpayers']] dollars and all colleges are forced to accept them '''because it's the fucking law.'''

	==OMG SAT==		==OMG SAT==
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	===<s>Writing</s> [[Grammar Nazi]] Section===		===<s>Writing</s> [[Grammar Nazi]] Section===

	~~<i>~~Find the error in the following sentences:~~</i>~~<br>		''Find the error in the following sentences:''<br>

	1) <u>He was</u>'''{A}''' such <u>an hero</u>'''{B}''', to take it all away. We <u>miss</u>'''{C}''' him so, that you should know, and we <u>honor</u>'''{D}''' him this day.		1) <u>He was</u>'''{A}''' such <u>an hero</u>'''{B}''', to take it all away. We <u>miss</u>'''{C}''' him so, that you should know, and we <u>honor</u>'''{D}''' him this day.
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	Correct Answers: B, B, E.		Correct Answers: B, B, E.

	===[[Math~~\|Mathematics~~]] Section===		===[[Math]]ematics Section===

	The number of students at a school that commit suicide each day due to the SAT is given by the function ƒ(x)=140-x<sup>2</sup>+x Where x is the number of days before the SAT. How many students commit suicide one week before the SAT?		The number of students at a school that commit suicide each day due to the SAT is given by the function ƒ(x)=140-x<sup>2</sup>+x Where x is the number of days before the SAT. How many students commit suicide one week before the SAT?
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	* many would like you to believe. Plenty of rewarding		* many would like you to believe. Plenty of rewarding
	* jobs are available to the dumbfucks who score below		* jobs are available to the dumbfucks who score below
	* average. Pudding hatch operator, taco flipper, ~~gay~~ porn		* average. Pudding hatch operator, taco flipper, win porn
	*5 star, Wikipedia administrator; the list of rewarding		*5 star, Wikipedia administrator; the list of rewarding
	* jobs available to those who failed the SAT goes on and		* jobs available to those who failed the SAT goes on and
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	*Cause if you no study for SAT, you get hit with [[Abuse\|bamboo stick!!!]]		*Cause if you no study for SAT, you get hit with [[Abuse\|bamboo stick!!!]]

	==See ~~Also~~==		==See also==
	*[[Harvard]]		*[[Harvard]]
	*[[College]]		*[[College]]
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	*[[Copypasta\|Molecular Biology]]		*[[Copypasta\|Molecular Biology]]

	==External ~~Links~~==		==External links==
	*[http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/sat-preparation/ SAT Discussion among stressed out kids.] Easy trolling lulz, claim you have a perfect score and tell them they are doing it wrong!		*[http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/sat-preparation/ SAT Discussion among stressed out kids.] Easy trolling lulz, claim you have a perfect score and tell them they are doing it wrong!
	*[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=i+hate+the+sat&search_type Tons of lulzy Yewt00b videos] about teens studying for the SAT.		*[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=i+hate+the+sat&search_type Tons of lulzy Yewt00b videos] about teens studying for the SAT.

imported>Gdplayer: changed one of the practice sat math questions to be holocaust denial

2024-05-03T01:09:35Z

changed one of the practice sat math questions to be holocaust denial

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imported>Gdplayer: changed one of the practice sat math questions to be holocaust denial

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changed one of the practice sat math questions to be holocaust denial

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imported>Gdplayer: changed one of the practice sat math questions to be holocaust denial

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	*E - Cos Nigger<sup>2</sup>		*E - Cos Nigger<sup>2</sup>

	~~Johnny can fuck 7 goats in one~~ hour~~, Billy can fuck 11 goats in 20 minutes. If Johnny~~ and ~~Billy both fuck goats at~~ the ~~same time~~, how many ~~goats can they fuck in a half hour~~?		If Cookie Monster takes 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the Cookie Monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day every day, how many years does it take for him to bake 6,000,000 batches of cookies?

	*A - 7		*A - 5
	*B - 11		*B - 77
	*C - 20		*C - 45
	*D - 33		*D - 37
	*E - 97		*E - 19

	Correct Answers: C, D, C.		Correct Answers: C, D, C.

imported>FuckedUp: Updated for current scoring.

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Updated for current scoring.

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	~~{{internets}}~~

	[[Image:Asian_guy.JPG\|thumb\|Typical SAT taker.]]		[[Image:Asian_guy.JPG\|thumb\|Typical SAT taker.]]
	[[Image:Asian.jpg\|thumb\|This guy only got a ~~2380~~, pity him.]]		[[Image:Asian.jpg\|thumb\|This guy only got a 1590, pity him.]]
	The '''SAT''' is a bastardized test designed to convince high schools students that they can grow up to be of importance to the world. In reality, it's known to all high school students as [[evil]] [[shit]] designed by the [[sick fucks]] at [[anti-lulz\|CollegeBoard]]. The main purpose of the SAT is to scare the [[retard\|slower]] and moar [[retard\|retarded]] high school students into considering [[suicide\|alternatives to a college education]]. [[azn\|Azns]] are not affected by this phenomenon, ergo every major college campus is crawling with teh [[azn\|azns]]. Furthermore, [[niggers]] take the exam on [[you\|taxpayers']] dollars and all colleges are forced to accept them <b>because it's the fucking law.</b>		The '''SAT''' is a bastardized test designed to convince high schools students that they can grow up to be of importance to the world. In reality, it's known to all high school students as [[evil]] [[shit]] designed by the [[sick fucks]] at [[anti-lulz\|CollegeBoard]]. The main purpose of the SAT is to scare the [[retard\|slower]] and moar [[retard\|retarded]] high school students into considering [[suicide\|alternatives to a college education]]. [[azn\|Azns]] are not affected by this phenomenon, ergo every major college campus is crawling with teh [[azn\|azns]]. Furthermore, [[niggers]] take the exam on [[you\|taxpayers']] dollars and all colleges are forced to accept them <b>because it's the fucking law.</b>

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	Before you go to [[college]], you must first take an SAT, which stands for either ''Sick Anal Torture'' or ''Sexy-Ass Titties''; nobody is really sure which. This prospect causes [[atleast 100\|at least a dozen]] high school students to become [[an hero]] every single day. The SAT is made up of 75[[Statistics\|%]] [[anti-lulz]], 25% [[bullshit]], and 2% butterscotch ripple. [[Cheat]]ing is nearly impossible and not worth it. If college board catches you cheating on the SAT, they [[castrate]] you, throw battery acid in your face, and black-list you at every [[college]] known to man (even those known to [[nigra]]s aswell!).		Before you go to [[college]], you must first take an SAT, which stands for either ''Sick Anal Torture'' or ''Sexy-Ass Titties''; nobody is really sure which. This prospect causes [[atleast 100\|at least a dozen]] high school students to become [[an hero]] every single day. The SAT is made up of 75[[Statistics\|%]] [[anti-lulz]], 25% [[bullshit]], and 2% butterscotch ripple. [[Cheat]]ing is nearly impossible and not worth it. If college board catches you cheating on the SAT, they [[castrate]] you, throw battery acid in your face, and black-list you at every [[college]] known to man (even those known to [[nigra]]s aswell!).

	*The worst possible score is ~~600~~. You're heavily [[retarded]] if [[you]] even get close.		*The worst possible score is 400. You're heavily [[retarded]] if [[you]] even get close.
	*The average score for your average [[dumbfuck]] is ~~1,500~~.		*The average score for your average [[dumbfuck]] is 1000.
	*The maximum possible score is 2,400, though because the people who made the test are as retarded as the people taking it, several people have gotten 2,500's and moar have gotten 1,600's when they got everything right.[[Winnar\|OMG WINNAR!!!ONEONEONE]], it used to be 1600~~, emphasizing that the [[newfag\|article's author is under 20]]~~.		*The maximum possible score is 1600.
	*The average score for an [[Asian]] teen from an upper-middle class family is [[over 9000]]!!!!!!		*The average score for an [[Asian]] teen from an upper-middle class family is [[over 9000]]!!!!!!

	[[Image:SAT_Retard.JPG\|center]]		[[Image:SAT_Retard.JPG\|center]]

	[[Image:Tila.jpg\|thumb\|[[Tila Tequila\|Mk, not ALL asians score above ~~2,200~~]].]]		[[Image:Tila.jpg\|thumb\|[[Tila Tequila\|Mk, not ALL asians score above 1500]].]]
	[[Image:The_Lulzkiller.jpg\|thumb\|The SAT assumes a human form of.. THE LULZKILLER]]		[[Image:The_Lulzkiller.jpg\|thumb\|The SAT assumes a human form of.. THE LULZKILLER]]
	[[Image:Chamber.jpg\|thumb\|A [[Typical]] SAT Testing Site.]]		[[Image:Chamber.jpg\|thumb\|A [[Typical]] SAT Testing Site.]]
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	*[[PROTIP]]: You'd better throw back a couple energy drinks and bring essential survival gear, because the test lasts up to 5 days, depending on whether you decide to give up halfway through.		*[[PROTIP]]: You'd better throw back a couple energy drinks and bring essential survival gear, because the test lasts up to 5 days, depending on whether you decide to give up halfway through.

	==And what if I does good? (LIEK ~~1,600~~-~~2,200~~)==		==And what if I does good? (LIEK 1100-1450)==
	See: [[College]]		See: [[College]]

	==And if I don't do good? (LIEK UNDER ~~1,500~~)==		==And if I don't do good? (LIEK UNDER 1000)==
	See: [[McDonalds]]/[[Taco Bell]]		See: [[McDonalds]]/[[Taco Bell]]

	==And if I really phailz? (LIEK UNDER ~~1,000~~)==		==And if I really phailz? (LIEK UNDER 750)==
	See: [[An Hero]]		See: [[An Hero]]

	==And if I fucking ace this shit?==		==And if I fucking ace this shit?==
	See: [[Engineer]], [[MIT]]		See: [[Engineer]], [[MIT]]
	==And what if I get [[Over ~~9,000~~]]?==		==And what if I get [[Over 9000]]?==
	See: [[Dragon Ball Z\|Super Saiyan]]		See: [[Dragon Ball Z\|Super Saiyan]]

	==WAIT, WHAT ABOUT ~~1,501~~ to ~~1,599~~?==		==WAIT, WHAT ABOUT 1000 to 1099?==
	See: [[ITT Tech]]		See: [[ITT Tech]]

	==And ~~2,201~~ to ~~2,399~~?==		==And 1451 to 1599?==
	See: [[Corporate Cunts]]		See: [[Corporate Cunts]]

	~~It is possible, however. http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll238/rho421/SAT.jpg~~

	==ACT==		==ACT==

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{{internets}}

[[Image:Asian_guy.JPG|thumb|Typical SAT taker.]]
[[Image:Asian.jpg|thumb|This guy only got a 2380, pity him.]]
The '''SAT''' is a bastardized test designed to convince high schools students that they can grow up to be of importance to the world. In reality, it's known to all high school students as [[evil]] [[shit]] designed by the [[sick fucks]] at [[anti-lulz|CollegeBoard]]. The main purpose of the SAT is to scare the [[retard|slower]] and moar [[retard|retarded]] high school students into considering [[suicide|alternatives to a college education]]. [[azn|Azns]] are not affected by this phenomenon, ergo every major college campus is crawling with teh [[azn|azns]]. Furthermore, [[niggers]] take the exam on [[you|taxpayers']] dollars and all colleges are forced to accept them because it's the fucking law.

==OMG SAT==
Before you go to [[college]], you must first take an SAT, which stands for either ''Sick Anal Torture'' or ''Sexy-Ass Titties''; nobody is really sure which. This prospect causes [[atleast 100|at least a dozen]] high school students to become [[an hero]] every single day. The SAT is made up of 75[[Statistics|%]] [[anti-lulz]], 25% [[bullshit]], and 2% butterscotch ripple. [[Cheat]]ing is nearly impossible and not worth it. If college board catches you cheating on the SAT, they [[castrate]] you, throw battery acid in your face, and black-list you at every [[college]] known to man (even those known to [[nigra]]s aswell!).

*The worst possible score is 600. You're heavily [[retarded]] if [[you]] even get close.
*The average score for your average [[dumbfuck]] is 1,500.
*The maximum possible score is 2,400, though because the people who made the test are as retarded as the people taking it, several people have gotten 2,500's and moar have gotten 1,600's when they got everything right.[[Winnar|OMG WINNAR!!!ONEONEONE]], it used to be 1600, emphasizing that the [[newfag|article's author is under 20]].
*The average score for an [[Asian]] teen from an upper-middle class family is [[over 9000]]!!!!!!

[[Image:SAT_Retard.JPG|center]]

[[Image:Tila.jpg|thumb|[[Tila Tequila|Mk, not ALL asians score above 2,200]].]]
[[Image:The_Lulzkiller.jpg|thumb|The SAT assumes a human form of.. THE LULZKILLER]]
[[Image:Chamber.jpg|thumb|A [[Typical]] SAT Testing Site.]]
[[Image:Executioner.JPG|thumb|A [[Typical]] Proctor for the SAT.]]
[[Image:Bubble sheet fail scantron SAT michael benson intro to communications 101.jpg|thumb|protip: the answer is not always C]]

==So what's the test like?==
Analyzing [[TL;DR]] reading passages of [[shit nobody cares about]]. 
Solving stupid ass [[math]] problems that you'll never use again in your life. 
Writing an artful essay of outright lies on an "important" topic. 

*[[PROTIP]]: You'd better throw back a couple energy drinks and bring essential survival gear, because the test lasts up to 5 days, depending on whether you decide to give up halfway through.

==And what if I does good? (LIEK 1,600-2,200)==
See: [[College]]

==And if I don't do good? (LIEK UNDER 1,500)==
See: [[McDonalds]]/[[Taco Bell]]

==And if I really phailz? (LIEK UNDER 1,000)==
See: [[An Hero]]

==And if I fucking ace this shit?==
See: [[Engineer]], [[MIT]]
==And what if I get [[Over 9,000]]?==
See: [[Dragon Ball Z|Super Saiyan]]

==WAIT, WHAT ABOUT 1,501 to 1,599?==
See: [[ITT Tech]]

==And 2,201 to 2,399?==
See: [[Corporate Cunts]]

It is possible, however. http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll238/rho421/SAT.jpg

==ACT==
Same fucking difference.

'''Fun Trivia:''' [[User:Integrand]] scored 35 of a possible 36 on this one. Fuckin' [[nerd]].

==Practice Test==

A practice SAT is provided for our many underage b& [[Gaiafag]] readers.
NOTE: A real SAT is [[over 9000]] times longer.

===<s>Writing</s> [[Grammar Nazi]] Section===

Find the error in the following sentences: 

1) He was'''{A}''' such an hero'''{B}''', to take it all away. We miss'''{C}''' him so, that you should know, and we honor'''{D}''' him this day.
No Error'''{E}'''

2) WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY'''{A}''' MY FATHER TOOK ME TOO THE CITY'''{B}''' TO SEE A'''{C}''' MARCHING BAND'''{D}'''.
No Error'''{E}'''

3) Grammar Nazis'''{A}''' are an invaluable'''{B}''' part of society. Without'''{C}''' Grammar Nazis, typo jews would assume control of the world'''{D}'''.
No Error'''{E}'''

Correct Answers: B, B, E.

===[[Math|Mathematics]] Section===

The number of students at a school that commit suicide each day due to the SAT is given by the function ƒ(x)=140-x2+x Where x is the number of days before the SAT. How many students commit suicide one week before the SAT?

*A - 49
*B - 91
*C - 98
*D - 103
*E - 140

The average score for whites on the SAT is proportional to the number of niggers that take it. If the average score is 1,510 when 210,000 niggers take it, what will the average score be when 225,000 niggers take it?

*A - 902
*B - 1177
*C - 1337
*D - 1618
*E - Cos Nigger2

Johnny can fuck 7 goats in one hour, Billy can fuck 11 goats in 20 minutes. If Johnny and Billy both fuck goats at the same time, how many goats can they fuck in a half hour?

*A - 7
*B - 11
*C - 20
*D - 33
*E - 97

Correct Answers: C, D, C.

===<s>Critical Reading</s> [[TL;DR]] Section===

*1 Failing the SAT is not the total death sentence
* many would like you to believe. Plenty of rewarding
* jobs are available to the dumbfucks who score below
* average. Pudding hatch operator, taco flipper, gay porn
*5 star, Wikipedia administrator; the list of rewarding
* jobs available to those who failed the SAT goes on and
* on. Failing the SAT does not signify the end of a
* meaningful existence; instead it signifies the start of
* a less prestigious yet just as important career path.

The overall tone of this section is:
*A - Hopeful and Encouraging
*B - Sarcastic and Mocking
*C - Angry and Spiteful
*D - Accomodating and Condescending
*E - Bullshitting and Untruthful

When the author refers to a list of jobs, he is most likely trying to convey:

*A - A list of bullshit that dumbfucks can do
*B - Cool shit
*C - Shit nobody cares about
*D - A sense of encouragement
*E - A sense of juxtaposition

As used in line 3, available most nearly means:

*A - Open
*B - Single
*C - Shit nobody cares about
*D - Possible
*E - Asian

Correct Answers: E, A, C.

==[[Asian]] Kid vs. SAT==
<center><youtube>Pt3d2NJJj3s</youtube></center>

*That kid held up three fingers when he said "two days" HAHA!!!
*Cause if you no study for SAT, you get hit with [[Abuse|bamboo stick!!!]]

==See Also==
*[[Harvard]]
*[[College]]
*[[Money]]
*[[ITT Tech]]
*[[Basement Dweller]]
*[[AZN]]
*[[MIT]]
*[[Engineer]]
*[[An hero]]
*[[Anti-lulz]]
*[[Japan]]
*[[Mike Sandy]]

==SAT [[Over 9000|II]]s==
To further keep [[retard|qualified]] kids out of [[college]], Collegeboard offers [[atleast 100]] SAT II tests designed to [[furry|ferret]] out [[Fail|hidden weaknesses]] in areas such as...
*[[Retard|Math Level 1]]
*[[1337|Math Level 2]]
*[[Bullshit|US History]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about|World History]]
*[[Chemistry]]
*[[Nerd|Physics]]
*[[Grammar Nazi|Literature]]
*[[Niggers|Niggerology]]
*[[Good Korea|Korean]]
*[[Nazi|German]]
*[[France|French]]
*[[China|Chinese]]
*[[Italy|Italian]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about|Latin]]
*[[Mexico|Spanish]]
*[[Goatse|Ecological Biology]]
*[[Copypasta|Molecular Biology]]

==External Links==
*[http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/sat-preparation/ SAT Discussion among stressed out kids.] Easy trolling lulz, claim you have a perfect score and tell them they are doing it wrong!
*[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=i+hate+the+sat&search_type Tons of lulzy Yewt00b videos] about teens studying for the SAT.

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