Ryulong - Revision history

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	According to his user page, Ryulong [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ryulong&oldid=580156019 graduated] from the University of Miami with a Bachelor of Science in chemical oceanography, with a minor in anthropology. From there, Ryulong managed to achieve the life goal of the weeaboo and was living in Japan from 2012-2014 while studying at {{archive\|Nr5wJ\|the University of the Ryukyus}} in what would be a {{archive\|Vzfl3#selection-2289.39-2289.112\|failed attempt}} to get his Master of Science degree.		According to his user page, Ryulong [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ryulong&oldid=580156019 graduated] from the University of Miami with a Bachelor of Science in chemical oceanography, with a minor in anthropology. From there, Ryulong managed to achieve the life goal of the weeaboo and was living in Japan from 2012-2014 while studying at {{archive\|Nr5wJ\|the University of the Ryukyus}} in what would be a {{archive\|Vzfl3#selection-2289.39-2289.112\|failed attempt}} to get his Master of Science degree.

	In September 2014, Ryulong had {{archive\|YBVYQ#selection-2527.402-2527.457\|financial difficulties}} related to his student loans and was {{archive\|1bHQP\|"fucked over"}} by the Japanese government. All he wanted to do was {{archive\|dsrQZ#selection-22355.0-22355.87\|go back to the United States}} but supposedly the Japanese government wasn't letting him leave the country. Whatever the issue was, it was resolved in October 2014 and Ryulong was back with his parents in New York {{archive\|IhOnR\|"now and forever"}}, sleeping on an [https://~~tweetsave~~.com/ryulong/status/544432316085714945 air mattress shorter than he was]. In January 2015, Ryulong [https://~~tweetsave~~.com/ryulong/status/554609146692374529 admitted] he had "fucked up hard in Japan" and whatever he did had ruined his employment prospects. In a leaked GamerGhazi IRC log, Ryulong was distraught that he had {{archive\|99PNX\|wasted the last ten years of his life}} and still didn't have his Master of Science degree.		In September 2014, Ryulong had {{archive\|YBVYQ#selection-2527.402-2527.457\|financial difficulties}} related to his student loans and was {{archive\|1bHQP\|"fucked over"}} by the Japanese government. All he wanted to do was {{archive\|dsrQZ#selection-22355.0-22355.87\|go back to the United States}} but supposedly the Japanese government wasn't letting him leave the country. Whatever the issue was, it was resolved in October 2014 and Ryulong was back with his parents in New York {{archive\|IhOnR\|"now and forever"}}, sleeping on an [https://web.archive.org/web/20141215100246/https://twitter.com/ryulong/status/544432316085714945 air mattress shorter than he was]. In January 2015, Ryulong [https://web.archive.org/web/20150112120142/https://twitter.com/ryulong/status/554609146692374529 admitted] he had "fucked up hard in Japan" and whatever he did had ruined his employment prospects. In a leaked GamerGhazi IRC log, Ryulong was distraught that he had {{archive\|99PNX\|wasted the last ten years of his life}} and still didn't have his Master of Science degree.

	==Ryulong and GamerGate==		==Ryulong and GamerGate==

imported>Hipcrime: markup, age (yeah ten years ago)

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markup, age (yeah ten years ago)

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	[[File:Heebweeb.jpg\|thumb\|Ryulong is a weeaboo jew.]]		[[File:Heebweeb.jpg\|thumb\|Ryulong is a weeaboo jew.]]

	'''Ryulong''', also known as '''[[circumcision\|Jewdong]]''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Michael Dustin Cohen'''{{Jew}}]], is a ~~27 year old~~ [[Jew\|Jewish]] [[Otakukin\|weeb]] living with his plastic crap and body pillow in his parents' basement near New York City. Like most Jews, he grew up (so to speak) in [[Long Island]], [[New York]]. His college years were spent in Miami, preparing to fulfill his dream of becoming an ultraweeb by learning Japanese and saving enough money to move to Japan. In addition to being a panty-sniffing weeb, he is also a disgraced Wikipedia sysop, having been stripped of his sysop in [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Ryulong\|a tortuous ArbCom case]] and in 2015 was banned altogether for accepting bribes from [[feminazis]] to edit the [[GamerGate]] article for them (or, so it would be if Wikipedia wasn't run by elitist fucks that care more about [[Power Rangers]] than their own rules). PROTIP: Calling him Jewranger really rustles his jimmies. "Faggot" doesn't work quite as well as it did when he was still en-closeted.		'''Ryulong''', also known as '''[[circumcision\|Jewdong]]''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Michael Dustin Cohen'''{{Jew}}, is a middle-aged [[Jew\|Jewish]] [[Otakukin\|weeb]] living with his plastic crap and body pillow in his parents' basement near New York City. Like most Jews, he grew up (so to speak) in [[Long Island]], [[New York]]. His college years were spent in Miami, preparing to fulfill his dream of becoming an ultraweeb by learning Japanese and saving enough money to move to Japan. In addition to being a panty-sniffing weeb, he is also a disgraced Wikipedia sysop, having been stripped of his sysop in [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Ryulong\|a tortuous ArbCom case]] and in 2015 was banned altogether for accepting bribes from [[feminazis]] to edit the [[GamerGate]] article for them (or, so it would be if Wikipedia wasn't run by elitist fucks that care more about [[Power Rangers]] than their own rules). PROTIP: Calling him Jewranger really rustles his jimmies. "Faggot" doesn't work quite as well as it did when he was still en-closeted.
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	[[File:Heebweeb.jpg\|thumb\|Ryulong is a weeaboo jew.]]		[[File:Heebweeb.jpg\|thumb\|Ryulong is a weeaboo jew.]]

	'''Ryulong''', ~~aka~~ '''[[circumcision\|Jewdong]]'''~~, aka~~ '''Michael Dustin Cohen'''{{Jew}}, is a 27 year old Jewish [[Otakukin]] living with his plastic crap and body pillow in his parents' basement near New York City. Like most Jews, he grew up (so to speak) in [[Long Island]], [[New York]]. His college years were spent in Miami, preparing to fulfill his dream of becoming an ultraweeb by learning Japanese and saving enough money to move to Japan. In addition to being a panty-sniffing weeb, he is also a disgraced Wikipedia sysop, having been stripped of his sysop in [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Ryulong\|a tortuous ArbCom case]] and in 2015 was banned altogether for accepting bribes from [[feminazis]] to edit the [[GamerGate]] article for them (or, so it would be if Wikipedia wasn't run by elitist fucks that care more about [[Power Rangers]] than their own rules). PROTIP: Calling him Jewranger really rustles his jimmies. "Faggot" doesn't work quite as well as it did when he was still en-closeted.		'''Ryulong''', also known as '''[[circumcision\|Jewdong]]''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Michael Dustin Cohen'''{{Jew}}]], is a 27 year old [[Jew\|Jewish]] [[Otakukin\|weeb]] living with his plastic crap and body pillow in his parents' basement near New York City. Like most Jews, he grew up (so to speak) in [[Long Island]], [[New York]]. His college years were spent in Miami, preparing to fulfill his dream of becoming an ultraweeb by learning Japanese and saving enough money to move to Japan. In addition to being a panty-sniffing weeb, he is also a disgraced Wikipedia sysop, having been stripped of his sysop in [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Ryulong\|a tortuous ArbCom case]] and in 2015 was banned altogether for accepting bribes from [[feminazis]] to edit the [[GamerGate]] article for them (or, so it would be if Wikipedia wasn't run by elitist fucks that care more about [[Power Rangers]] than their own rules). PROTIP: Calling him Jewranger really rustles his jimmies. "Faggot" doesn't work quite as well as it did when he was still en-closeted.
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