Ryan Palmeter - Revision history

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* External Links */

2025-10-14T14:49:37Z

External Links

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	==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">External Links</span>==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">External Links</span>==
	*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}		*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}
			*[[WPD]] crime scene pics dumps
			**{{WPD\|h/shooting/post/372785/2023-jacksonville-dollar-general-shooting-crime\|Part 1}}
			**{{WPD\|h/shooting/post/378558/2023-jacksonville-dollar-general-shooting-crime\|Part 2}}
	*{{sw\|Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}		*{{sw\|Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}
	*{{yt\|@\|billybobsatan\|Billybobsatan}}		*{{yt\|@\|billybobsatan\|Billybobsatan}}

Psychotic Dictatorship: Reviving my edit

2025-10-14T14:34:21Z

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 With his grand plans apparently thwarted, he set his sights on a shitty little Dollar General of all places instead. He shot and killed one nigger in her car in the parking lot, and then another nigger who was [[Looting|stealing merchandise]] inside. [[Retard|Two more niggers walked in while the shooting was going on]], at whom Palmeter opened fire but only killed one, leaving the other completely unscathed. Finally, he [[Devin Patrick Kelley|called his daddy]] to tell him how to find his multiple manifestos and then [[Shotgun mouthwash|turned his gun on himself]] before he could get [[raped]] by the cops and then later by [[Bubba]].
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Paul in the Mall at 06:48, 14 September 2025

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	==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">External Links</span>==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">External Links</span>==
	*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}		*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}
	*{{ws\|~~soyjak.wiki-favicon.png\|https://wiki.soyjak.st/~~Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak~~.wiki~~ coverage}}		*{{sw\|Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}
	*{{yt\|@\|billybobsatan\|Billybobsatan}}		*{{yt\|@\|billybobsatan\|Billybobsatan}}
	**{{wayback\|https://www.youtube.com/user/Imonlytenlol\|20120419112733\|title=His YouTube channel back when it was named "Imonlytenlol"}} - [[YTPMV]]s and [[MLP]] videos can be seen in his favorites, if you needed more proof of how terminally online this guy was.		**{{wayback\|https://www.youtube.com/user/Imonlytenlol\|20120419112733\|title=His YouTube channel back when it was named "Imonlytenlol"}} - [[YTPMV]]s and [[MLP]] videos can be seen in his favorites, if you needed more proof of how terminally online this guy was.

Paul in the Mall at 01:15, 14 September 2025

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	*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}		*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}
	*{{ws\|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png\|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak.wiki coverage}}		*{{ws\|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png\|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak.wiki coverage}}
	*{{yt\|u\|~~Imonlytenlol~~\|Billybobsatan}}		*{{yt\|@\|billybobsatan\|Billybobsatan}}
	**{{wayback\|https://www.youtube.com/user/Imonlytenlol\|20120419112733\|title=His YouTube channel back when it was named "Imonlytenlol"}} - [[YTPMV]]s and [[MLP]] videos can be seen in his favorites, if you needed more proof of how terminally online this guy was.		**{{wayback\|https://www.youtube.com/user/Imonlytenlol\|20120419112733\|title=His YouTube channel back when it was named "Imonlytenlol"}} - [[YTPMV]]s and [[MLP]] videos can be seen in his favorites, if you needed more proof of how terminally online this guy was.
	*{{~~steam~~\|~~76561198127414715~~\|CaseyAnthony}}		*{{steamid\|itzgrams\|CaseyAnthony}}

	{{Anheroes}}		{{Anheroes}}

Stoic Sigma 2: /* Loadout */

2025-09-14T00:55:45Z

Loadout

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			File:Ryan_palmeter_hat.png\|Don't forget about the hat.
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Paul in the Mall at 23:54, 1 September 2025

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Paul in the Mall at 21:36, 4 July 2025

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	Palmeter boasted a history of [[Insane\|mental illness]] and had previously been involuntarily institutionalized in 2017 for an emergency mental health evaluation following a threat to yeet himself from the roof of a building.		Palmeter boasted a history of [[Insane\|mental illness]] and had previously been involuntarily institutionalized in 2017 for an emergency mental health evaluation following a threat to yeet himself from the roof of a building.

	==The Attack==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">The Attack</span>==
	[[File:Ryan_Palmeter_Nazi_Gun.png\|thumb\|200px\|left\|Like every other white devil before him, Ryan made sure to write a bunch of random Nazi shit on his AR for extra butthurt and lulz.]]		[[File:Ryan_Palmeter_Nazi_Gun.png\|thumb\|200px\|left\|Like every other white devil before him, Ryan made sure to write a bunch of random Nazi shit on his AR for extra butthurt and lulz.]]
	[[File:RyanPalmeterDed.png\|thumb\|[[An hero\|GAME OVER]]]]		[[File:RyanPalmeterDed.png\|thumb\|[[An hero\|GAME OVER]]]]
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	With his grand plans apparently thwarted, he set his sights on a shitty little Dollar General of all places instead. He shot and killed one nigger in her car in the parking lot, and then another nigger who was [[Looting\|stealing merchandise]] inside. [[Retard\|Two more niggers walked in while the shooting was going on]], at whom Palmeter opened fire but only killed one, leaving the other completely unscathed. Finally, he [[Devin Patrick Kelley\|called his daddy]] to tell him how to find his multiple manifestos and then [[Shotgun mouthwash\|turned his gun on himself]] before he could get [[raped]] by the cops and then later by [[Bubba]].		With his grand plans apparently thwarted, he set his sights on a shitty little Dollar General of all places instead. He shot and killed one nigger in her car in the parking lot, and then another nigger who was [[Looting\|stealing merchandise]] inside. [[Retard\|Two more niggers walked in while the shooting was going on]], at whom Palmeter opened fire but only killed one, leaving the other completely unscathed. Finally, he [[Devin Patrick Kelley\|called his daddy]] to tell him how to find his multiple manifestos and then [[Shotgun mouthwash\|turned his gun on himself]] before he could get [[raped]] by the cops and then later by [[Bubba]].

	==Manifestos==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Manifestos</span>==
	[[File:Palmeter_in_store.png\|200px\|right]]		[[File:Palmeter_in_store.png\|200px\|right]]
	Ryan wrote three manifestos because of course he fucking did, the first detailed his mission that he descriptively titled "[[Total Nigger Death]]," which was supposed to include even honorary negroes like [[Eminem]] and Machine Gun Kelly. He expressed admiration for such killers as the [[Timothy McVeigh\|Oklahoma City bomber]] and his [[yellow fever]] for the [[Virginia Tech Massacre\|Virginia Tech shooter]] but admonished the Boogaloo Boys as [[Role-playing\|larpers]] because they are cowards who have not actually committed murder. The second one was made for [[feds]]. Finally, the third one was made for mum n’ dad.		Ryan wrote three manifestos because of course he fucking did, the first detailed his mission that he descriptively titled "[[Total Nigger Death]]," which was supposed to include even honorary negroes like [[Eminem]] and Machine Gun Kelly. He expressed admiration for such killers as the [[Timothy McVeigh\|Oklahoma City bomber]] and his [[yellow fever]] for the [[Virginia Tech Massacre\|Virginia Tech shooter]] but admonished the Boogaloo Boys as [[Role-playing\|larpers]] because they are cowards who have not actually committed murder. The second one was made for [[feds]]. Finally, the third one was made for mum n’ dad.
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	In his list of people and companies he feels like name-dropping, Ryan introduces the ''Get-Out-Of-TND-Free Card'', which he bestows upon Justice Clarence Thomas, whom he admires as an honorary nigger. Thereafter, Ryan offers a Get-Out-Of-TND-Free Card to all future [[you\|TND enactors]] who participate before TND goes mainstream, which they may bestow upon one minority of their choosing, except if said minority is some [[rapper\|dumb nigger musician]] in which case it may be vetoed by the next mass shooter who chooses to ignore the ticket upon presentation and chooses to kill the dumb nigger anyways. e.i. the TND pass has very little tangible value.		In his list of people and companies he feels like name-dropping, Ryan introduces the ''Get-Out-Of-TND-Free Card'', which he bestows upon Justice Clarence Thomas, whom he admires as an honorary nigger. Thereafter, Ryan offers a Get-Out-Of-TND-Free Card to all future [[you\|TND enactors]] who participate before TND goes mainstream, which they may bestow upon one minority of their choosing, except if said minority is some [[rapper\|dumb nigger musician]] in which case it may be vetoed by the next mass shooter who chooses to ignore the ticket upon presentation and chooses to kill the dumb nigger anyways. e.i. the TND pass has very little tangible value.

	==Soysphere Involvement==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Soysphere Involvement</span>==
	His [[Brenton Tarrant\|gun writings]] and manifesto are both full of [[Sharty]] lingo, right down to including a {{kym\|memes/oh-no-bro-characters-reacting-to-sad-breaking-news\|Characters Reacting To Sad Breaking News}} meme featuring [[Chudjak]] that was {{twitter\|_Kurihachi/status/1612274534907879425\|stolen from some random Twitter user}}.		His [[Brenton Tarrant\|gun writings]] and manifesto are both full of [[Sharty]] lingo, right down to including a {{kym\|memes/oh-no-bro-characters-reacting-to-sad-breaking-news\|Characters Reacting To Sad Breaking News}} meme featuring [[Chudjak]] that was {{twitter\|_Kurihachi/status/1612274534907879425\|stolen from some random Twitter user}}.

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	It was only a matter of time before the bald cartoon man site got its own shooter, but at least he's not as embarrassing as [[William Atchison\|ours]].		It was only a matter of time before the bald cartoon man site got its own shooter, but at least he's not as embarrassing as [[William Atchison\|ours]].

	==Reactions==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Reactions</span>==
	As the shooting took place in [[Florida]] where 12 out of 10 locals supported bringing back slavery, there wasn't much butthurt from the media, but of course [[Joe Biden\|Old Joe]] had to give another unoriginal reaction to the shooting, this time saying "[[Bullshit\|white supremacy has no place in America]]". Ron DeSantis called Palmeter a pussy for becoming an hero, being fully aware that a lifetime of buttsecks with Bubba was not a better option. Of course, some butthurt niggas didn't like Ronnie's statement, and even booed him off stage when he attended a vigil to pretend he gave a shit about the victims.		As the shooting took place in [[Florida]] where 12 out of 10 locals supported bringing back slavery, there wasn't much butthurt from the media, but of course [[Joe Biden\|Old Joe]] had to give another unoriginal reaction to the shooting, this time saying "[[Bullshit\|white supremacy has no place in America]]". Ron DeSantis called Palmeter a pussy for becoming an hero, being fully aware that a lifetime of buttsecks with Bubba was not a better option. Of course, some butthurt niggas didn't like Ronnie's statement, and even booed him off stage when he attended a vigil to pretend he gave a shit about the victims.

	==Loadout==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Loadout</span>==
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	==Graded Score==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Graded Score</span>==
	{{GradedScore\|3\|Not much of a loss for the state's cotton production.\|2\|Chased some bitch around the store and still couldn't get the kill.\|14\|Tactical vest and Nazi shit scribbled on his AR-15.\|7\|Got the media to blame the governor somehow.\|5\|Caused minor butthurt in Florida but otherwise insignificant.\|31\|F\|[[Payton Gendron]]: The Sequel}}		{{GradedScore\|3\|Not much of a loss for the state's cotton production.\|2\|Chased some bitch around the store and still couldn't get the kill.\|14\|Tactical vest and Nazi shit scribbled on his AR-15.\|7\|Got the media to blame the governor somehow.\|5\|Caused minor butthurt in Florida but otherwise insignificant.\|31\|F\|[[Payton Gendron]]: The Sequel}}
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	{{Wanted\|1}}		{{Wanted\|1}}

	==Gallery==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Gallery</span>==
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	==See Also==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">See Also</span>==
	[[File:PalmeterXShrek.jpg\|thumb]]		[[File:PalmeterXShrek.jpg\|thumb]]
	*[[Dylann Roof]]		*[[Dylann Roof]]
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	*[[White Supremacy]]		*[[White Supremacy]]

	==External Links==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">External Links</span>==
	*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}		*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}
	*{{ws\|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png\|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak.wiki coverage}}		*{{ws\|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png\|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak.wiki coverage}}

Paul in the Mall at 21:32, 4 July 2025

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	{{Comicsans}}		{{Comicsans}}
	<center>'''Fuck You, Read Through This Whole Thing In Comic Sans'''</center>		<center>'''Fuck You, Read Through This Whole Thing In Comic Sans'''</center>

Paul in the Mall at 21:23, 4 July 2025

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	*~~Running~~ and ~~movement speed~~ cut in half. ~~Aiming increases due to the gaming skillz trained in his cave~~.		*Player moving speed cuts a half<br>Difficulty climbing fences and walls<br>Stamina stats cut a half.<br>Jumping height reduces a third. Divides a double or triple if they are obese.
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Paul in the Mall at 01:18, 29 June 2025

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	{{an hero\|[[File:RyanpalmeterDedClose.png\|~~130px~~\|link=]]}}		{{an hero\|[[File:RyanpalmeterDedClose.png\|200px\|link=]]}}
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	File:Ryan Palmeter Manifesto.pdf\|[[:~~File~~:Ryan Palmeter Manifesto.pdf\|A White Boy Summer to Remember]]<br>(Click link to read)		File:Ryan Palmeter Manifesto.pdf\|[[:Media:Ryan Palmeter Manifesto.pdf\|A White Boy Summer to Remember]]<br>(Click link to read)
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	*'''Perk 1''': Tarrant Disciple		*'''Perk''': Tarrant Disciple
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	*~~Being a Tarrant Disciple,double~~ damage against ~~muslims~~,niggers and browns.		*Double damage against Muslims, niggers, and browns.
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	{{Wanted\|1}}		{{Wanted\|1}}

			==Gallery==
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			File:Ryan Palmeter 18.png\|Uncropped. Still no sieg heil, though.
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
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	{{Anheroes}}		{{Anheroes}}
	{{~~Niggers~~}}		{{Blackpeople}}
	{{Brenton Tarrant}}		{{Brenton Tarrant}}
	{{Dying Alone}}		{{Dying Alone}}

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	==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">External Links</span>==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">External Links</span>==
	*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}		*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}
			*[[WPD]] crime scene pics dumps
			**{{WPD\|h/shooting/post/372785/2023-jacksonville-dollar-general-shooting-crime\|Part 1}}
			**{{WPD\|h/shooting/post/378558/2023-jacksonville-dollar-general-shooting-crime\|Part 2}}
	*{{sw\|Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}		*{{sw\|Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}
	*{{yt\|@\|billybobsatan\|Billybobsatan}}		*{{yt\|@\|billybobsatan\|Billybobsatan}}

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	==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">External Links</span>==		==<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">External Links</span>==
	*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}		*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}
	*{{ws\|~~soyjak.wiki-favicon.png\|https://wiki.soyjak.st/~~Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak~~.wiki~~ coverage}}		*{{sw\|Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak Wiki coverage}}
	*{{yt\|@\|billybobsatan\|Billybobsatan}}		*{{yt\|@\|billybobsatan\|Billybobsatan}}
	**{{wayback\|https://www.youtube.com/user/Imonlytenlol\|20120419112733\|title=His YouTube channel back when it was named "Imonlytenlol"}} - [[YTPMV]]s and [[MLP]] videos can be seen in his favorites, if you needed more proof of how terminally online this guy was.		**{{wayback\|https://www.youtube.com/user/Imonlytenlol\|20120419112733\|title=His YouTube channel back when it was named "Imonlytenlol"}} - [[YTPMV]]s and [[MLP]] videos can be seen in his favorites, if you needed more proof of how terminally online this guy was.

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	*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}		*{{wikilink\|2023_Jacksonville_shooting\|TOW coverage}}
	*{{ws\|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png\|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak.wiki coverage}}		*{{ws\|soyjak.wiki-favicon.png\|https://wiki.soyjak.st/Ryan_Palmeter\|Soyjak.wiki coverage}}
	*{{yt\|u\|~~Imonlytenlol~~\|Billybobsatan}}		*{{yt\|@\|billybobsatan\|Billybobsatan}}
	**{{wayback\|https://www.youtube.com/user/Imonlytenlol\|20120419112733\|title=His YouTube channel back when it was named "Imonlytenlol"}} - [[YTPMV]]s and [[MLP]] videos can be seen in his favorites, if you needed more proof of how terminally online this guy was.		**{{wayback\|https://www.youtube.com/user/Imonlytenlol\|20120419112733\|title=His YouTube channel back when it was named "Imonlytenlol"}} - [[YTPMV]]s and [[MLP]] videos can be seen in his favorites, if you needed more proof of how terminally online this guy was.
	*{{~~steam~~\|~~76561198127414715~~\|CaseyAnthony}}		*{{steamid\|itzgrams\|CaseyAnthony}}

	{{Anheroes}}		{{Anheroes}}