Ryan - Revision history

Couscous at 23:50, 26 May 2026

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	==External links==		==External links==

Paul in the Mall at 01:52, 6 August 2025

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	For other retards with the same name, see [[Ryan (~~Disambiguation~~)]]		''For other retards with the same name, see [[Ryan (disambiguation)]]''
	{{eduser\|Ryan}}		{{eduser\|Ryan}}
	{{aspergers}}		{{aspergers}}

imported>Genberg47 at 23:48, 31 December 2023

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			For other retards with the same name, see [[Ryan (Disambiguation)]]
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imported>Vulpix: /* His lies */

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	'''Ryan "DDoS King" Cleary''' is the 19 year old leader of Anonymous and [[Script kiddie\|master hacker]] who was apprehended by police after attacking government websites, despite the fact that his DOX were plastered across the internet. He began his journey into the [[Anonops\|secretive criminal underground]] by construing a [[botnet]] with a group of hillbillies and proceeding to DDoS [[Chanocalypse Naow\|4chan, 7chan, 420chan,]] and [[Irony\|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These attacks, along with the following ones on anyone who mentioned it, would not be possible if it were not for the large amount of time on his hands he had after dropping out of the school of an hero at the age of 10. This type of failure seems to be a hereditary trait, as his mother only communicates through writing some sort of illegible caveman-speak, and his brother was busted by the fuzz after he was caught [http://www.thisistotalessex.co.uk/Mum-fined-letting-son-grow-drug-plants/story-12630503-detail/story.html growing thousands of dollars worth of pot] in their residential home. It is a known fact that more crime occurs in Momma Cleary's basement than in all of the Bronx.		'''Ryan "DDoS King" Cleary''' is the 19 year old leader of Anonymous and [[Script kiddie\|master hacker]] who was apprehended by police after attacking government websites, despite the fact that his DOX were plastered across the internet. He began his journey into the [[Anonops\|secretive criminal underground]] by construing a [[botnet]] with a group of hillbillies and proceeding to DDoS [[Chanocalypse Naow\|4chan, 7chan, 420chan,]] and [[Irony\|Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. These attacks, along with the following ones on anyone who mentioned it, would not be possible if it were not for the large amount of time on his hands he had after dropping out of the school of an hero at the age of 10. This type of failure seems to be a hereditary trait, as his mother only communicates through writing some sort of illegible caveman-speak, and his brother was busted by the fuzz after he was caught [http://www.thisistotalessex.co.uk/Mum-fined-letting-son-grow-drug-plants/story-12630503-detail/story.html growing thousands of dollars worth of pot] in their residential home. It is a known fact that more crime occurs in Momma Cleary's basement than in all of the Bronx.
	== His lies ==		== His lies ==
	Although many of Lulzsec did some epic shit, that was noteworthy, viraL simply was associated due to his connection with pacifico, and thus Hammond. Many years ago, he was caught with child porn, and accused of producing it.https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/10478043.child-porn-sentence-for-wickford-hacker/ [https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/10478043.child-porn-sentence-for-wickford-hacker/]		Although many of Lulzsec did some epic shit, that was noteworthy, viraL simply was associated due to his connection with pacifico, and thus Hammond. Many years ago, he was caught with child porn, and accused of producing it. https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/10478043.child-porn-sentence-for-wickford-hacker/ [https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/10478043.child-porn-sentence-for-wickford-hacker/]

	Fucking pedo!		Fucking pedo!

imported>Vulpix: /* On Encyclopedia Dramatica */

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On Encyclopedia Dramatica

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	== On Encyclopedia Dramatica ==		== On Encyclopedia Dramatica ==
	Although he was instrumental in helping to bring back ED after [[DeHippo]] tried to murder it, his time on ED was limited. He was too busy huffing butane to take care of a website, even if it is filled with retards and requires minimal upkeep. He would check on the forums every few days, securing them with the unbreakable mysql password niggers1 and proceed to go back to playing Minecraft. Everything else was left up to [[User:E\|e]] and [[Zaiger]], who spent months cleaning up after him like a new puppy that still shits all over the house.		Although he was instrumental in helping to bring back ED after [[DeHippo]] tried to murder it, his time on ED was limited. He was too busy huffing butane to take care of a website, even if it is filled with retards and requires minimal upkeep. He would check on the forums every few days, securing them with the unbreakable mysql password niggers1 and proceed to go back to playing Minecraft. Everything else was left up to [[User:E\|E]] and [[Zaiger]], who spent months cleaning up after him like a new puppy that still shits all over the house.

	==Vanned==		==Vanned==

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On Encyclopedia Dramatica

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	== On Encyclopedia Dramatica ==		== On Encyclopedia Dramatica ==
	Although he was instrumental in helping to bring back ED after [[DeHippo]] tried to murder it, his time on ED was limited. He was too busy huffing butane to take care of a website, even if it is filled with retards and requires minimal upkeep. He would check on the forums every few days, securing them with the unbreakable mysql password niggers1 and proceed to go back to playing Minecraft. Everything else was left up to [[User:E\|e]] and [[~~zaiger~~]], who spent months cleaning up after him like a new puppy that still shits all over the house.		Although he was instrumental in helping to bring back ED after [[DeHippo]] tried to murder it, his time on ED was limited. He was too busy huffing butane to take care of a website, even if it is filled with retards and requires minimal upkeep. He would check on the forums every few days, securing them with the unbreakable mysql password niggers1 and proceed to go back to playing Minecraft. Everything else was left up to [[User:E\|e]] and [[Zaiger]], who spent months cleaning up after him like a new puppy that still shits all over the house.

	==Vanned==		==Vanned==