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Couscous at 03:03, 5 June 2026

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Paul in the Mall at 01:54, 3 December 2024

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Paul in the Mall at 01:52, 3 December 2024

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	[[File:~~RussianBot-ChildrensBook~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|~~right\|251px~~\|Everyone I ~~Don~~'t Agree ~~With~~ is a ~~Russian~~ Bot~~. And YOU are one too.~~]]A '''Russian Bot''' is a [[robot]], from [[Russia]]. It's also something that people made up just so they don't actually have to face the fact that an actual human being could have an actual contrarian opinion to their own. ... Actually, naw, it's not because of that... it's REALLY because elite ex-KGB Russian hackers have written tons of code back in the 1990s which have no other purpose than to fuck up the lives of some random C- and D-list celebrities on [[Twitter]]. That is literally what is going on here. Glad we cleared that up.

			[[File:Muh Russia.png\|thumb\|alt=ruzzia\|Everyone I don't Agree with is a Kremlin Bot]]
			'''Russian Bot''' is a [[robot]], from [[Russia]]. It's also something that people made up just so they don't actually have to face the fact that an actual human being could have an actual contrarian opinion to their own. ... Actually, naw, it's not because of that... it's REALLY because elite ex-KGB Russian hackers have written tons of code back in the 1990s which have no other purpose than to fuck up the lives of some random C- and D-list celebrities on [[Twitter]]. That is literally what is going on here. Glad we cleared that up.

	==List of things that Russian Bots have Ruined==		==List of things that Russian Bots have Ruined==
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	* Allowed President [[Trump]] to win [[The Great Meme War]] of 2016		* Allowed President [[Trump]] to win [[The Great Meme War]] of 2016
	* Continue to support Trump; in fact ~~if he wins again~~ in ~~2020~~, it's only because Russian Bots acquired US citizenship and voted for him		* Continue to support Trump; in fact Since He won in 2024, it's only because Russian Bots acquired US citizenship and voted for him
	* Gave movies like [[Fembusters\|Ghostbusters (2016)]], [[Star Wars]] ''[[The Last Jedi]]'' and ''Solo'', and TV shows like [[Doctor Who]] and [[Star Trek\|Star Trek Discovery]] terrible ratings on [[Rotten Tomatoes]] just so no one will watch them		* Gave movies like [[Fembusters\|Ghostbusters (2016)]], [[Star Wars]] ''[[The Last Jedi]]'' and ''Solo'', and TV shows like [[Doctor Who]] and [[Star Trek\|Star Trek Discovery]] terrible ratings on [[Rotten Tomatoes]] just so no one will watch them
	* Created a fake backlash against the aforementioned movies and shows, because it's absolutely impossible for anyone to hate those wonderful, amazing movies that Disney and Lucasfilms definitely did not pay me to say good things about		* Created a fake backlash against the aforementioned movies and shows, because it's absolutely impossible for anyone to hate those wonderful, amazing movies that Disney and Lucasfilms definitely did not pay me to say good things about
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	* [[Hugbox]]		* [[Hugbox]]
			* [[NAFO]] The group that decides who is and isn't a Russian bot

imported>Fleacollerindustry at 22:05, 19 January 2019

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[[File:RussianBot-ChildrensBook.jpg|thumb|right|251px|Everyone I Don't Agree With is a Russian Bot. And YOU are one too.]]A '''Russian Bot''' is a [[robot]], from [[Russia]]. It's also something that people made up just so they don't actually have to face the fact that an actual human being could have an actual contrarian opinion to their own. ... Actually, naw, it's not because of that... it's REALLY because elite ex-KGB Russian hackers have written tons of code back in the 1990s which have no other purpose than to fuck up the lives of some random C- and D-list celebrities on [[Twitter]]. That is literally what is going on here. Glad we cleared that up.

==List of things that Russian Bots have Ruined==
That said, apparently Russian Bots have been behind all of the greatest tragedies of the last couple years. In particular, Russian Bots have:

* Allowed President [[Trump]] to win [[The Great Meme War]] of 2016
* Continue to support Trump; in fact if he wins again in 2020, it's only because Russian Bots acquired US citizenship and voted for him
* Gave movies like [[Fembusters|Ghostbusters (2016)]], [[Star Wars]] ''[[The Last Jedi]]'' and ''Solo'', and TV shows like [[Doctor Who]] and [[Star Trek|Star Trek Discovery]] terrible ratings on [[Rotten Tomatoes]] just so no one will watch them
* Created a fake backlash against the aforementioned movies and shows, because it's absolutely impossible for anyone to hate those wonderful, amazing movies that Disney and Lucasfilms definitely did not pay me to say good things about
* Got poor, innocent, defenseless people like [[James Gunn]] and [[Chuck Wendig]] fired
* Harassed C- and D-grade actors and actresses to the point where they closed their social media account
* Made [[GamerGate]] and [[ComicsGate]] a thing to begin with
* Wasting the time of millions of people on Twitter and Facebook, because those two sites are otherwise sites full of highly productive, extremely constructive people, who need social media in order to do their extremely skilled work.
* Destroying the Democrat Party from the inside
* Downvoting ''[[you]]r'' post on [[Reddit]]

==Pictures of Russian Bots, For Your Reference Only==
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File:RussianBot-IamARussianBot.jpg|I am a Russian Bot, and so can you
File:RussianBot-Tshirt.jpg|This is what all Russian Bots look like, so be on the look out.
File:RussianBot-Facebook.png|Like Bender, Russian Bots positively respond to copious amounts of alcohol.
File:RussianBot-ActualRussianBot.jpg|Actual Russian Bot. Well, maybe Soviet Bot.
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==Related Articles==
* [[Vladimir Putin]]
* [[Hugbox]]