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Keith Rupert Murdoch{{jew}} [[pwn|owns]] a [[shitload]] of [[old media]], from the ''The Times'' and the ''Wall Street Journal'' to [[Fox News|Faux News]] and the Star Channel. A few years back, he decided to own a shitload of the [[Internet]], too. Keith bought most of what he [[pwn|owns]] at auctions held by the [[otherkin|Illuminati]], when he wasn't torturing babies and climbed over the corpses of [[Jews|his people]] to reach the top. A foresighted fellow, he spotted [[MySpace|MySpaz]] at one auction and bought it from [[Tom]] for $780 million. With his trademarked reverse Midas effect, Rupert turns everything he touches into [[crap]]. His traditional nickname in Britain is '''the dirty digger'''.

Other [[Jews]] control what's left of the [[old media]] and are rushing to grab what's left of the [[tubes|Internet]].

[[Image:Murdochshock.jpg|thumb|Rupert expressing surprise on being accused of running imbalanced news networks.]]

Conceived in a private school in southern [[Australia]] after his partly [[Ireland|Irish]]-descended [[dad|old man]] [[rape|popped his load]] into his Jewish [[Your mom|mum]], Keith is coy about the timing and her background. [[Some argue]] this happened in the 1890s, evidence being the wrinkles on the trainwreck he calls a face and his [[Dead|corpse-like]] stench. The name "Murdoch" can be roughly translated as "[[internets|Information]] Rapist."

==Personal Life==

Keith is an elusive fellow, he surfaces on rare occasions to buy children for slave labour in his [[NAMBLA|private upper-class retreat]] and to buy more means of controlling how the world thinks. He's been married [[over 9000]] times to various women and children through his [[old|long]] life. The latest was a [[China|Chink]] woman well over thirty years his junior called Wendy '''Dung''', so now it's Wendy '''Dung Murdoch'''. Controlling how people in China think is Rupert's next most important current project to controlling how people think on the Internet. He often uses information gathered on MySpace by advertising agencies to create [[My Chemical Romance|new music projects]] to further dumb down the population at large, and make them even easier to sell things to while they attend [[mall|church]].

Many people think he epitomizes the biggest problems of the society in which we live, but he really just [[lie|love]]s people, and believes in [[W|democracy]] and [[Capitalism|freedom]]. He only buys all that stuff to [[Bullshit|subvert dominant paradigms]]. Really, it's all true!

==LOL cuckold==

Many people asked exactly what Wendi Deng saw in a 100-year-old, droopy-faced, bald, impotent Australian billionaire. As it turned out, the answer was "not as much as she saw in [[Tony Blair|a snaggle-toothed messianic Britfag unindicted war criminal."]] Their forbidden passion first bubbled to the surface in a chinky-chonky "Me rove you rong time" epistle in which the faithful Chinee yearned:
[[File:Hawt tony.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Sex machine Tory B. Liar wipes Deng-drool off his crab-ladder]]

{{quote|Oh, shit, oh, shit. [[Engrish|Whatever why I’m]] so so missing Tony. Because he is so so charming and his clothes are so good.

He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt… And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage… and what else and what else and what else…|[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/10619851/Wendi-Dengs-love-note-for-Tony-Blair-published.html Dairy Tereglaph, February 2014] }}

Speaking through his orifice, [[Satan|Mr Blair]] issued [[Lies|robust denials]] of [[Truth|claims]] that he and Mrs Murdoch had been seen putting food in each other's mouths during [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552140/Sexy-legs-piercing-blue-eyes-Wendi-Dengs-explosive-note-Tony-Blair-revealed-magazine-marriage-Rupert-Murdoch-collapsed-amid-rumours-crush-former-prime-minister.html a tete-a-tete dinner at Murdoch's 14-storey billion-acre ranch], before sneaking off into the old man's bedroom for sex on his own platinum-plated Olympic-sized four-poster bed with mirrored canopy, while Murdoch himself mumbled drunkenly at his 52-foot plasma television in another room, throwing beer cans that he was too feeble to crush at the BBC news channel, wetting himself and occasionally saying: "Pill lady? Pill lady" to imaginary bystanders.

Tony Blair has reportedly [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/tony-blair-loses-cool-after-economist-grills-him-on-alleged-wendi-deng-affair-9935174.html flipped his wig about the whole thing when being interviewed] and said he will [[Nevar|never]] comment on the [[Truth|allegations]], but he's [[Common knowledge|such a fucking bullshitter]] that he then immediately commented on them by [[Lies|denying them]].

But who on earth could have foreseen the treachery that lurked in the little yellow heart of the [[Whore|seemingly-loving Wendy]]? Certainly not [http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/media/features/14302/index5.html Jake Cherry], who she lured away from his wife into a sham marriage in order to get her Green Card, before fucking off with [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/1372878/How-Murdochs-wife-won-her-ticket-to-America.html a guy "closer to her age" called David Wolf].

The final turd on Murdoch's bitter cake is that all this was happening right in front of him, all the time, from day one, while his sinister world-spanning news machine busily hacked, burgled and blagged its way into the private secrets of just about everyone of note in the western world.

Still, there's no fool like an old fool, eh, Keith?

==Rupert's Internet Empire==
[[Image:MediaOwnershipNewsCorpIsrael.png|center|Media ownership]]

[[Image:Ruperts_skidmark.gif|thumb|Virgin doesn't have enough Jew gold to pay for Rupert's channels.]]

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On the Interwebs, Jewpert owns all of these sites.
{| border=0 cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0
|As Fox Interactive Media:
|-
|[[American Idol|AmericanIdol.com]] || AskMen.com || Drownedinsound.com || Fox.com (for Fox Broadcasting)
|-
|Foxsports.com || [[GameSpy]] || [[Hulu]] || [[IGN]]
|-
|kSolo || MyNetworkTV || [[MySpace]] || NewRoo
|-
|[[Photobucket]] || [[Rotten Tomatoes]] || Scout.com || SpringWidgets
|-
|Strategic Data Corp. || WhatIfSports.com
|-
|Others
|-
|Beliefnet || News Digital Media || Slingshot Labs
|}
</div>

==Ronald Raygun and the CIA==

But wait. How did a [[Bogan]] like Keith end up swallowing nearly half of the US media? As it happens, [https://consortiumnews.com/2014/12/31/murdoch-scaife-and-cia-propaganda/ there's a story of infidelity attached to this, too].

Starting in the early [[80s|1980s]] the [[Ronald Reagan|Reagan]] administration schmoozed Keith Murdoch into running [[CIA]] [[propaganda]] in what was called a “perception management” operation, which was designed to brainwash [[You|the US public]].

Several declassified documents indicate that he was considered a source of financial (and "other") support for Reagan’s hard-line Central American policies, including the seekrit [[Cocaine|CIA]] war in [[Cocaine|Nicaragua]]. Murdoch was brought into the [[Cocaine|operation]] in 1983 when he was still an [[Austria|Australian]] citizen and his evil empire was far smaller than it is today.

The first meeting between [[Satan|Murdoch]] and [[Satan|Reagan]] was on January 18, 1983, when the administration was lining up private financing for its [[Cocaine|propaganda]]. (This came just five days after Reagan was informed by lawyers of the need for private cash to advance the hush-hush project).

Murdoch became a naturalized citizen of the United States in 1985 specifically in order to meet a regulatory requirement that U.S. TV stations must be owned by Americans.

The very same year, [[No|purely by coincidence]] the Reagan administration undertook a number of steps favourable to Murdoch’s interests, including increasing the number of TV stations that any single entity could own from seven to 12.

In 1983, Murdoch’s rising media empire was still based in Australia with only a few U.S. properties, such as [[Old media|the Star tabloid and the New York Post]]. But in 1984, he bought a stake in 20th Century Fox and six TV stations. These formed the nucleus of [[Fox News|Fox Broadcasting Company]] (founded October 9, 1986).

In 1987, Reagan abolished "the Fairness Doctrine,” which demanded broadcasting must be politically balanced, which enabled Murdoch to pioneer a more aggressive conservatism on his [[Propaganda|TV network]]. At [[Irony|"fair and balanced"]] Fox News, [[No|coincidentally]], Murdoch has hired scores of prominent Republicans and put them on his payroll as commentators.

=="Rupert" v [[The Royal Family|the Royals]]==

As a dedicated [[CIA]] [[Jew|Agent]], Keith plots on behalf of the [[Worldwide Masonic conspiracy|American government]] to depose Britain's [[The Royal Family|Monarchy]] and ultimately [[Jew|gain control of]] Britain itself in [[Irony|revenge]] for the events of [[Last Thursday|1776]]. Then America, Britain, and [[Austria|Keith's home nation itself]] will become members of a Global Union of English-Speaking States ruled from the new Imperial capital, Washington DC, and [[Russia]] will finally have to [[STFU]] or [[WWIII|face the undesirable consequences]].

Keith aims to fulfil this long-term plan by cruelly reducing the Royal Family to [[Attention whore|B-list celebrity]] status until no-one on the planet takes them seriously and even Britain eventually tells them to [[GTFO|sling their Most Royal Hooks.]]

Sadly, what Keith fails to understand, because he is an [[Australian|uncultured ignorant redneck]] is that the Royal Family exists in a dimension beyond being taken seriously or mocked. The whole institution of Royalty is a masterpiece of surrealism, which is why its effect on people is often described in terms of "[[WTF|Magic]]".

Also, Keith is incredibly jellyous of [[The Royal Family|the Monarchy]] because although he is about [[Unlimited disposable income|100 times richer than the Queen]] all he has to show for it is [[Old media|a few crappy newspapers]] that are regarded as fucking jokes even by the people who buy them (and [[Faux News]] -- need we say more?), whereas the Queen (God Bless Her) is [[Truth|next in line to God]] and has [[Murder|The Ultimate Royal Power]] at Her disposal with [[WTF|no risk of any personal consequences.]] Her Majesty does not use this power lightly, Keith, but you're on very thin ice already. Don't say you weren't warned.

[[Image:harrys_back_in_chelsy.jpg|thumb|right]]

For example, look at the Murdoch paper front page story illustrated to the right. Yeah, like so this is such a [[unfunny|good joke]] right, cos Harry’s [[bitch|girlfriend]] is called [[Clinton|Chelsy]] and they went to a [[drugs|party]] in [[londonistan|Chelsea]], and so the Sun said “Harry’s back in Chelsea” like we’re meant to think that he’s [[sex|back in]] Chelsy, like he’s got his [[cock]] in her [[vagoo]] or something. [[retard|Brilliant]]!<br><br><br>

{{cg|Gallery of Keith's fail at troll|none|center|<Gallery>
Image:queenfritzl.jpg|Protip:The Queen of England is also the Queen of [[Australia]].
Image:Queen nude stamp.jpg|HRH The Queen’s new populist image
Image:Princess-diana-doll.jpg|Lady Diana after being embalmed for her funeral
Image:Queen elizabeth upskirt.jpg|The Queen invented the upskirt
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Princess_Diana_nude_tits_and_bush.jpg|Lady Diana invented [[ana|anorexia]]
Image:Anne anal.jpg|Princess Anne invented secret [[anal]] in public
Image:Princess madeleine.jpg|Younger Royals are more media savvy than the older generation
Image:Princess madeleine sweden.jpg|[[Fap]]
Image:PrinceLOvesexy.jpg|Too [[Michael_Jackson|black]] to fuck a Royal
Image:Prince-william-breast-grope.jpg|Prince William molests some commoners
Image:Prince harry nazi hardon.jpg|Prince Harry has the hots for the [[Nazi]]s
Image:Prince-charles-boob-grope.jpg|Charles stars in a “Carry On” film for charity
Image:Charles_camilla.jpg|An artist’s impression of the future King Charles and Queen Shergar
Image:Diana tits.jpg|[[Necrophiliac]] wet dream
Image:Dianacrash.jpg|[[Necrophiliac]] dogging
Image:Private eye.jpg|[[Necrophiliacs]] mob Buckingham Palace hoping to get lucky
Image:Harrynazi1.jpeg
Image:Bansky_Queenvic2.png|Classic Portrait of the Queen.
</Gallery>}}

==Murdoch [[Cash]]==

[[Image:MurdochCash.jpg|thumb|left]]


Hey Proletarians,

My name is Rupert, and I'm controlling every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who will vote for whatever political party I tell you to. You are everything exploitable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever thought for yourself? I mean, I guess it's fun going with the masses and not thinking critically about what you read or watch, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than liberal leftists writing in The Guardian.

Don't try to oppose me. Just sit back and relax with a copy of The Sun or watch Fox News. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the CEO of News Corporation, and have more money than most governments. What influence do you have, other than "spreading the word about trying to find [[Madeleine McCann]]"? I also get to live a life of luxury, and have a banging hot [[azn]] trophy wife (she just blew me; she love me long time, many time). You are all unthinking masses who should just continue taking in my [[media|cum]] so that I get more money. Thanks for listening.

Related pic.: It's me and my latest wife.

{{clear}}

== [[Lulz|"News"]] of the World phreaking scandel ==
In the United States, Murdoch is known for establishing the [[Fox News|Republican Propaganda Hate Machine]]. But that's nothing compared to the lulz he causes in Australia and especially the UK.

Since 2005, Murdoch has been hiring hackers to break into cell phones of royal dignitaries, politicians, celebrities, and even [[16 year old girls]]...especially the [[Missing White Woman Syndrome|missing/dead]] kind. He would then use the ill-gotten information to send the paparazzi to break into private residences, alter records in the interest of creating gossip, even going as fair as listening to voicemail messages left on a dead girl's cellphone then [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting messages]] on the phone so that more messages could be left on her voice mail especially by her parents who still believed she was alive because "she" was clearing out messages.

There was a trial in 2008 involving the phreaking, but the trial was against Murdoch's hired help who became the patsies for Murdoch's illicit source of news for the tabloid ''News of the World''.

[[Party Van|Scotland Yard]] is opening up the case again and this time going after Major Blood himself.

==See Also==
*[[David Cameron]]
*[[Gordon Brown]]
*[[Tony Blair]]
*[[Annalise Walliker]]

==External Links==
*{{myspace|rupert_murdoch|Rupie's MySpace. Filled with neo-fascist glee.}}
{{Australia}}
[[Category:People|Murdoch, Rupert]]
[[Category:Myspace]]

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