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Rules are a [[imaginary|theoretical]] thing invented by [[The Man]] to keep people away from the [[lulz]] in life. Rules try to stop you from doing all the fun, amusing and dangerous things that make living worthwhile, because they are all made by [[in the ass|anal retentive]] [[asshole]]s who have no life, and suck balls.

== Sample rules: [[Jews]] ==

[[Image:Therulesoftheinternet.jpg|thumb|right|The rules of life]]
*Dont talk about [[bitch|FightClub]]-that movie is so old, no one likes it any more!
*Thou shalt not kill, unless somebody somewhere raped your sister (its [[A plus|a-ok]] then)
*Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's [[tits|goods]] or [[ass]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance|I am your God; you shall have no other gods before me]]
*[[Anti-Goatse Law|Thou shalt not make shock images]]
*[[incest|Honor thy father and mother]]
*[[Fred Phelps|No cock]] [[in the ass]]
*Be a wanker
*All who curse father or mother shall be put to death; having cursed father or mother, their blood is upon them.
*If a man commits adultery with the wife of his neighbor, both the [[Bill Clinton|adulterer]] and the adulteress shall be put to death.
*The man who lies with his father's wife has uncovered his father's nakedness; both of them shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.
*If a man lies with his daughter-in-law, both of them shall be put to death; they have committed perversion; their blood is upon them.
*If a [[homosexual|man lies with a male as with a woman]], both of them have committed an [[Juliana Wetmore|abomination]]; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.
*If a man takes a wife and her mother also, [[GG|it is depravity]]; they shall be burned to death, both he and they, that there may be no depravity among you.
*If a [[WolfJLupus|man has sexual relations with an animal]], he shall be put to death, and you shall kill the animal.

*One who blasphemes the name of the [[God|Lord]] shall be put to death; the whole congregation shall stone the blasphemer. [[Aliens]] as well as citizens, when they blaspheme the Name, shall be put to death.
*[[hypocrisy|Anyone who kills a human being shall be put to death]].

*[[No Cussing Club|No fucking swearing!]]
*[[Max Hardcore]]

== See Also ==
* [[Anarchy]]
* [[Bible]]
* [[Rules Of The Internet]]
* [[Wikipedia]]

[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

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