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	'''[http://www.rottentomatoes.com Rotten Tomatoes]''' worthless tool for finding out if the your average [[pedophile\|filmophile]] thinks a [[movie]] [[suck]]s or not. This is determined by [[%]]s:		'''[http://www.rottentomatoes.com Rotten Tomatoes]''' worthless tool for finding out if the your average [[pedophile\|filmophile]] thinks a [[movie]] [[suck]]s or not. This is determined by [[%]]s: It's basically poor man's [[IGN]], just instead of video games, it's movies.

	*'''90% or higher''': Currently being [[trolled]] by fans (i.e. [[Twilight]]). Rating off by 200%.		*'''90% or higher''': Currently being [[trolled]] by fans (i.e. [[Twilight]]). Rating off by 200%.
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	*[[Victoria Alexander]]		*[[Victoria Alexander]]
			*[[Disney]] Their pimp

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[[Image:RT_LOL.JPG|thumb|300px|Rotten Tomatoes is run with all the love and care of Grandma's Pie shop.]]
[[Image:Matocloseup.jpg|thumb|Your mom's coochstink, where bad movies go.]]
'''[http://www.rottentomatoes.com Rotten Tomatoes]''' worthless tool for finding out if the your average [[pedophile|filmophile]] thinks a [[movie]] [[suck]]s or not. This is determined by [[%]]s:

*'''90% or higher''': Currently being [[trolled]] by fans (i.e. [[Twilight]]). Rating off by 200%.
*'''75% or higher''': Average amount of [[trolls]] under this [[bridge]]. Rating off by 75%.
*'''45%-74% range''': Irradiated desert where a few unbiased reviews roam the wasteland.
*'''25%-45% range''': Where the [[fail|true cinematic gems]] are hiding.
*'''Below 25%''': Face it, even the diehard trolls don't like these.

On the site, there are the ratings of the super [[leet]] approved "T-meter critics" and the ratings of the [[Aspergers|"RT community"]]. These two ratings can differ from times to times.

In short, any [[scene|douchebag]] with a domain name and enough site views can make a movie sound good. This site cannot be trusted as it gave ''[[Brokeback Mountain|Bareback Mountain]]'' an 84%, [[Crap|Paranormal Activity]] an 83% and ''[[Dyke|Million Dollar Baby]]'' a 91%. For some reason, it has ''[[Pixar|Toy Story 2]]'' ranked higher than ''[[Mafia|The Godfather]]'' in the top movies section, despite ''The Godfather'' having [[fail|a higher user rating and a higher average score]].

==Government==

This site is [[admin|run by]] nerd-hating [[Jews]]. The Jews pick a random number for a movie and let the nerds [[fuck|kill]] each other debating said score. They are similar to the [[wtf|manatees]] that run Family Guy since they pick shit at random, but differ in that [[Jews_did_wtc|they want money]].

==See Also==
*[[IMDb]]
*[[Victoria Alexander]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.rottentomatoes.com/ Rotten Tomatoes] – The site itself, douchebag. Rotten Tomatoes is for fuck faces who suck your dick for 3 fucking hours straight

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