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			*[https://www.gwern.net/docs/rotten.com/library/index.html A copy of the Rotten Library is hosted here]
	*[http://www.nndb.com/ NNDB] - better than [[IMDb]]		*[http://www.nndb.com/ NNDB] - better than [[IMDb]]
	:* Site is up, but last update was Jan 22 2016		:* Site is up, but last update was Jan 22 2016

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			{{breakingnews\|Dead as of October 2017, RIP ;~;}}

	A legendary [[internet phenomenon]] site for necrophilic and [[snuff]]-loving people, filled with gruesome tales and gory photos. It was started in 1958 by the [[Disney]] Corporation. Also has a pretty nice collection of information texts regarding people and events, known as the Rotten Library.		A legendary [[internet phenomenon]] site for necrophilic and [[snuff]]-loving people, filled with gruesome tales and gory photos. It was started in 1958 by the [[Disney]] Corporation. Also has a pretty nice collection of information texts regarding people and events, known as the Rotten Library. Widely regarded as being more historically accurate and less biased than [[Wikipedia]].
	Widely regarded as being more historically accurate and less biased than [[Wikipedia]].
			Sadly, all good things come to an end, and after not being updated for like 6 fucking years, Rotten finally closed its doors in 2017, after 20 years of offending normie retards.

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
			===Stayin' alive===
			*[http://www.nndb.com/ NNDB] - better than [[IMDb]]
			:* Site is up, but last update was Jan 22 2016
			*[https://www.bonequest.com/ <s>JerkCity</s> BoneQuest] - a really awful comic with a new name
			:* [http://www.jerkcity.com It's old site] is being used for something better.
			:* [https://jerkcity.wang/ Previous fork]; frozen since May 13 2018
			:* Worst of all, [[Jerkcity\|it's article is still up.]]

	*[http://www.rotten.com Rotten.com] - main site		===Deadder than disco===
	*[http://www.~~nndb~~.com~~/ NNDB] - better than [[IMDb]~~]		* <s>[http://www.rotten.com Rotten.com] - main site</s>
	*[http://www.dailyrotten.com Rotten News] - Rotten's news site		:* '''RIP in peace.''' Backups available on [http://web.archive.org/web/*/www.rotten.com Archive.org]; Feb 10 2018 was its last snapshot
	*[http://www.rotten.com/library/ Rotten Library] - collection of timeless information		* <s>[http://www.dailyrotten.com Rotten News] - Rotten's news site</s>
			:* '''RIP in peace.''' Backups available on [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.dailyrotten.com Archive.org]; [[9/11\|Sept 11]] 2017 was its last snapshot
			* <s>[http://www.rotten.com/library/ Rotten Library] - collection of timeless information</s>
			:* '''RIP in peace.''' Backups available on [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.rotten.com/library/ Archive.org]; Aug 29 2017 was its last snapshot

	==See also==		==See also==

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A legendary [[internet phenomenon]] site for necrophilic and [[snuff]]-loving people, filled with gruesome tales and gory photos. It was started in 1958 by the [[Disney]] Corporation. Also has a pretty nice collection of information texts regarding people and events, known as the Rotten Library.
Widely regarded as being more historically accurate and less biased than [[Wikipedia]].

== Sections ==
[[Image:Rotten.jpeg|thumb|Front page description]]
[[Image:Rotten.jpg|thumb|*sigh* memories...]]

There are a lot of sections to the site, but let's focus on the main ones.

=== Mainpage ===

This is where the magic happens. You can see some nasty images or read some daily news about [[Pedo|child molesters]] and murderers. Every few months they add a page or two, featuring at least one image and usually some informative text about it. Occasionally, a Rotten Library page is posted here as well.

===The Library===

The Rotten Library is infamous for combining Rotten and [[Wikipedia]] together, except it isn't biased and can't be edited by faggots. It's written with a wit and intelligence that is sadly lacking in whoever initially wrote this stub. Due to their fade into obscurity during the transition to [[Web 2.0]], many [[Cracked.com|individuals]] of the internet (including [[Faggots|some editors]] of this [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|website]]) have plagiarized their library texts.

The front page contains the following preface:

{| align="center" style="padding:0px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; width:700px;"
|<div style="text-align: justify;"><i>Welcome, friends, to the Rotten Library, an unforgettable collection of all that mankind swore to forget, but which we have trapped in agonizing clarity to remember always. Step carefully and remember the location of the eyewash stations as we present to you the lowest that we have traveled and the worst of what we have become. Enjoy! And remember the words of our head librarian:</i></div><br>

<div style="text-align: center;"><i>"We are all in this together, but we all die alone."</i></div>
|}

== Ancillary Sites ==

=== Boners.com ===
Rotten for pussies who can't look at [[Goatse|shocking images]] without having nightmares. Instead of featuring [[lulzy]] autopsy and gore photos, it is full of [[unfunny]] pictures of [[Secks|dirty]] signs, Snowmen in [[69|sex positions]], and [[Accidental Nudity|wardrobe malfunctions]].

=== NNDB ===

NNDB is still in its infancy, but <s>worth a glance</s> already full of [[fail]]. It covers all [[Famous|noteworthy]] people, living or dead. It is notable for <s>calling everyone a faggot</s> being operated by biased [[faggots]].

== Censorship by Patriot Act ==
[[Image:Edsgran.jpg|thumb|right|Thanks to the [[Government|US Government]], Rotten.com no longer features beautiful pictures such as this in their ''Fuck Of The Month'' section.]]
As of '''June 24th, 2005''', a great deal of content throughout the website (ie. the [http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/ Fuck Of The Month Club]) was removed due to the newly imposed [[Shit nobody cares about|federal record-keeping statute]] 18 U.S.C. 2257. This basically made it mandatory to provide records of all the [[Whore|hot bitches]] on your site to prove that they weren't [[Jailbait|underage]], as part of the mighty [[W|Emperor Bush]]'s plot to overthrow freedom of speech and replace it with [[Freedom#Freedom_2.0|Freedom v2.0]]. This was indeed a wise move on his part, for it is common knowledge that the [[Terrorism|greatest threats]] to [[America]] stem from a bunch of [[Snuff|disgusting pictures]] on the [[Internet]].

Fortunately the Wayback Machine [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/ got the whole thing on tape].

==Vengeance==

Rotten.com is well known on the internets as a source of shock images that are all [[at least 100]] years out of date. A common revenge tactic when feeling [[butthurt]] about something is to run over to Rotten, grab four or five images of car-crash victims or weird tumors, and spam the fuck out of whatever forum has offended you. This tactic is usually full of [[fail]] because most whiners are either too dumb or too [[Pussy|weak in the stomach]] to find and use the [[Pain series|effective stuff]], and everybody laughs at them for thinking the [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|Harlequin baby]] is hardcore.

==External Links==

*[http://www.rotten.com Rotten.com] - main site
*[http://www.nndb.com/ NNDB] - better than [[IMDb]]
*[http://www.dailyrotten.com Rotten News] - Rotten's news site
*[http://www.rotten.com/library/ Rotten Library] - collection of timeless information

==See also==
*[[Bloodshows.com]]
*[[Ogrish]]
*[[Stile Project]]
*[[The Dilbert Hole]]

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