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	~~{{notice\|RootFaggot is back on [[Youtube]], Troll him and post him some shit using the dox below}}~~

	~~{{welfare}}~~

	{{quote\|<big>I don't stay on the computer 24/7, I take a two-hour break...</big>\|Rootbrian, [[Basement dweller\|daredevil]]}}		{{quote\|<big>I don't stay on the computer 24/7, I take a two-hour break...</big>\|Rootbrian, [[Basement dweller\|daredevil]]}}
	[[Image:Rootbrian_crackhead.jpg\|thumb\|left\|210px\|DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]]		[[Image:Rootbrian_crackhead.jpg\|thumb\|left\|210px\|DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]]
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	[[Image:Dennalplancomplete.jpg\|thumb\|right\|210px\|"I don't have a family dentist, never have, never will."]]		[[Image:Dennalplancomplete.jpg\|thumb\|right\|210px\|"I don't have a family dentist, never have, never will."]]
	[[Image:lisabraces.jpg\|thumb\|right\|210px\|"Stages in the evolution of a wild rootbrian."]]		[[Image:lisabraces.jpg\|thumb\|right\|210px\|"Stages in the evolution of a wild rootbrian."]]
	~~[[Image:Lol.001.jpg\|thumb\|right\|210px\|"Brian's new [[fail\|"epic"]] group. Shame it only has one member ([[RootBrian\|which is himself]]) LOL."]]~~
	[[Image:rootbrian_3_.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|[[Shit bricks\|Bricks]] were shat.]]		[[Image:rootbrian_3_.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|[[Shit bricks\|Bricks]] were shat.]]
	[[Image:rootbrian_1_.jpg\|thumb\|right\|SICK FUCK!]]		[[Image:rootbrian_1_.jpg\|thumb\|right\|SICK FUCK!]]
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	<center><big>'''Watch the lulz in chronological order...'''</big><br />		<center><big>'''Watch the lulz in chronological order...'''</big><br />
	{{fv\|Rootbrianvids2\|background-color: #DCDCDC;\|font-weight: bold;\|<video type="liveleak" id="4e6_1244449422" width="420" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/><br /><center>Brian gets his hopes up...</center>\|<video type="liveleak" id="88b_1244450084" width="420" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/>		{{fv\|1=Rootbrianvids2\|2=background-color: #DCDCDC;\|3=font-weight: bold;\|4=<video type="liveleak" id="4e6_1244449422" width="420" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/><br /><center>Brian gets his hopes up...</center>\|5=<video type="liveleak" id="88b_1244450084" width="420" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/>
	<br /><center>...Brian blows his load...</center>\|<video type="liveleak" id="de5_1244450155" width="420" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/><br /><center>...Brian gets that old sinking feeling.</center>}}</center>		<br /><center>...Brian blows his load...</center>\|6=<video type="liveleak" id="de5_1244450155" width="420" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/><br /><center>...Brian gets that old sinking feeling.</center>}}</center>

	{{quote\|[[ED]] will go down, even if I can't [[hack]] and [[truth\|don't know shit about programming]] or [[botnet]]s, i know the geeks and anonymous will make 'em beg for mercy, or have no mercy for them all. ED targeted me, I didn't know what to do, but now that they're gonna be going down, it's gonna take the labels off me once the crammed article is removed and the site is [[PWN]]ed. I can't wait to see an ad page replacing it, or a [[404]] NOT FOUND message in my brother browser, [[Firefox]].\|Brian on Brian's [[butthurt]] issues with ED.}}		{{quote\|[[ED]] will go down, even if I can't [[hack]] and [[truth\|don't know shit about programming]] or [[botnet]]s, i know the geeks and anonymous will make 'em beg for mercy, or have no mercy for them all. ED targeted me, I didn't know what to do, but now that they're gonna be going down, it's gonna take the labels off me once the crammed article is removed and the site is [[PWN]]ed. I can't wait to see an ad page replacing it, or a [[404]] NOT FOUND message in my brother browser, [[Firefox]].\|Brian on Brian's [[butthurt]] issues with ED.}}
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	<center><youtube>3rcM76tfrEw</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>3rcM76tfrEw</youtube></center>

	As you can see, Brian also makes several proud proclamations of how his video "can't be embedded," as it seems he finally figured out how to edit the settings of his videos, but still can't understand how easy it is to reupload videos to YouTube or any other media site on the internet.		As you can see, Brian also makes several proud proclamations of how his video "can't be embedded," as it seems he finally figured out how to edit the settings of his videos, but still can't understand how easy it is to [[reupload]] videos to YouTube or any other media site on the internet.

	YouTuber {{youtube2\|AbsenceReborn\|AbsenceReborn}}, with whom Brian had had previous disputes, made a fantastic video summating Brian's faggotry in general. One of dozens and dozens people have made mocking Brian, it basically summates Brian's retardedness distilled - to which Brian answered in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxj-I4LsCYY his usual retarded fashion]. Brian also then attempted to [[backpedal]] yet again by stating that he "[[:Image:Trollface.png\|only made the video for the lulz]]." (Video removed due to Brian crying to YouTube again)		YouTuber {{youtube2\|AbsenceReborn\|AbsenceReborn}}, with whom Brian had had previous disputes, made a fantastic video summating Brian's faggotry in general. One of dozens and dozens people have made mocking Brian, it basically summates Brian's retardedness distilled - to which Brian answered in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxj-I4LsCYY his usual retarded fashion]. Brian also then attempted to [[backpedal]] yet again by stating that he "[[:Image:Trollface.png\|only made the video for the lulz]]." (Video removed due to Brian crying to YouTube again)
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	{{quote\|[ [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] ]'s gonna go down! It's gonna go down fast! [...] If I'm wrong... if I'm wrong... well... I don't care...\|Rootbrian\|showing rebuttal skills only overshadowed by [[Angry Homo Kid]]'s.}}		{{quote\|[ [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] ]'s gonna go down! It's gonna go down fast! [...] If I'm wrong... if I'm wrong... well... I don't care...\|Rootbrian\|showing rebuttal skills only overshadowed by [[Angry Homo Kid]]'s.}}

	{{quote\|Wadda 'ya think I'm drinking? C'mon, wadda 'ya think? [...] [[Shit nobody cares about\|You don't know what it is, you'll probably never know.]] [...] It's not [[alcohol]] either. I would never drink in front of the computer. I would never risk getting drunk in front of the computer, or on video. [...] But if you wanna believe I'm drinking [[alcohol]], go right ahead, [[AHK\|I don't care]]. [...] It's not [[alcohol]] at all. It's Coca-Cola, ok? It's fucking [[urine\|Coca-Cola]], it's NOT [[alcohol]].\|Rootbrian\|trying to convince people he's not drinking ~~whilst~~ intoxicated.}}		{{quote\|Wadda 'ya think I'm drinking? C'mon, wadda 'ya think? [...] [[Shit nobody cares about\|You don't know what it is, you'll probably never know.]] [...] It's not [[alcohol]] either. I would never drink in front of the computer. I would never risk getting drunk in front of the computer, or on video. [...] But if you wanna believe I'm drinking [[alcohol]], go right ahead, [[AHK\|I don't care]]. [...] It's not [[alcohol]] at all. It's Coca-Cola, ok? It's fucking [[urine\|Coca-Cola]], it's NOT [[alcohol]].\|Rootbrian\|trying to convince people he's not drinking while intoxicated.}}

	{{quote\|The ones that spam all that [[lulz\|negativity]]. They're going to have to be [[lulzkiller\|blocked]]. I'm really sorry, but that's what I'll have to do. Cause that's all you post, you're gonna have to be [[lulzkiller\|blocked]]. Don't take it I'm censoring you, cause you caused it to be drawn on yourself. don't put it on [[Unwarranted Self Importance\|me]], you did this. \|Rootbrian\|going block-happy and claiming that he's not censoring. [[lolwut]].}}		{{quote\|The ones that spam all that [[lulz\|negativity]]. They're going to have to be [[lulzkiller\|blocked]]. I'm really sorry, but that's what I'll have to do. Cause that's all you post, you're gonna have to be [[lulzkiller\|blocked]]. Don't take it I'm censoring you, cause you caused it to be drawn on yourself. don't put it on [[Unwarranted Self Importance\|me]], you did this. \|Rootbrian\|going block-happy and claiming that he's not censoring. [[lolwut]].}}
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	#Crying about [[trolls]].		#Crying about [[trolls]].
	#Destroying his [[mother]]'s microwave by nuking random household objects.		#Destroying his [[mother]]'s microwave by nuking random household objects.
	#Whining about non-existent [[censorship]] of his channel and [[Google]] (~~whilst~~ his channel is fully RID enabled of course).		#Whining about non-existent [[censorship]] of his channel and [[Google]] (while his channel is fully RID enabled of course).
	*He spends most of the day "[[fapping\|napping]]" for 5-14 hours at a time.		*He spends most of the day "[[fapping\|napping]]" for 5-14 hours at a time.
	*Foolishly responds to hate comments, leading to an increase in his hate "following"		*Foolishly responds to hate comments, leading to an increase in his hate "following"
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	== Commonly Confused With ==		== Commonly Confused With ==
	[[~~Jawsus~~]] ~~<br>~~		*[[Cock Mongler]]
	[[~~Cock Mongler~~]] ~~<br>~~		*[[Corky]]
	[[~~Corky~~]]		*[[Jawsus]]
			*[[Romeo Rose]]

	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	To those who still don't know, this article was removed toward the end of 2008 as a result of Brian himself sending in numerous false DMCA's against the '''entire contents of the article''' out of extreme [[butthurt]]. As you can see, the article was restored after somebody finally decided to stop being lazy and counter Brian's bogus DMCA take down requests, despite his desperate (and illegal) actions to have it removed. Brian has a little trouble understanding how the [[DMCA]] and [[law\|lawls]] work though, as he is known for his abuse of the DMCA - on YouTube and elsewhere - believing it can be used against anything remotely referential to him or his YouTube channel(s). Gee, [[Michael Crook\|sounds familiar]].		To those who still don't know, this article was removed toward the end of 2008 as a result of Brian himself sending in numerous false DMCA's against the '''entire contents of the article''' out of extreme [[butthurt]]. As you can see, the article was restored after somebody finally decided to stop being lazy and counter Brian's bogus DMCA take down requests, despite his desperate (and illegal) actions to have it removed. Brian has a little trouble understanding how the [[DMCA]] and [[law\|lawls]] work though, as he is known for his abuse of the DMCA - on YouTube and elsewhere - believing it can be used against anything remotely referential to him or his YouTube channel(s). Gee, [[Michael Crook\|sounds familiar]].

	It was also revealed, shortly before his original account went down - in which he had uploaded '''OVER 1,000 FUCKING VIDEOS''' (no, SRSLY) - that the [http://www.rootbrian.com rootbrian.com] website (the website which was supposedly set up by one of his "fans") was in fact set up by himself. No, we're not joking. Brian and the website "owner's" [[IP]]s were [[phished]] on the same day and were [[OH SHI-\|identical]], which also means the {{~~youtube2~~\|rootbrianfan\|rootbrianfan}} channel is his - Brian seems to like [[no life\|talking to himself]].		It was also revealed, shortly before his original account went down - in which he had uploaded '''OVER 1,000 FUCKING VIDEOS''' (no, SRSLY) - that the [http://www.rootbrian.com rootbrian.com] website (the website which was supposedly set up by one of his "fans") was in fact set up by himself. No, we're not joking. Brian and the website "owner's" [[IP]]s were [[phished]] on the same day and were [[OH SHI-\|identical]], which also means the {{yt\|cu\|rootbrianfan\|rootbrianfan}} channel is his - Brian seems to like [[no life\|talking to himself]].

	Brian got raped by the YouTube [[banhammer]] not long after only to return immediately as {{~~youtube2~~\|r00tbrian\|r00tbrian}} wherein he continued to [[spam]] and [[cry moar\|whine]] incessantly as always. He started wearing a [[Guy Fawkes]] mask for some reason, supposedly because that's what all the [[Anon\|kool kids]] were doing and he [[newfag\|wanted to fit in]]. Still, this was a vast improvement over the usual [[fugly\|fugliness]] viewers are subjected to when watching his [[tl;dw]] faggotry. But he wasn't around long before he was [[suspended]], only to return, once again, as {{~~youtube2~~\|0RecoveryIsPossible0\|0RecoveryIsPossible0}}. It was also recently revealed that he [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=87d_1244449291 uses a cane IRL]. [[LOL]].		Brian got raped by the YouTube [[banhammer]] not long after only to return immediately as {{yt\|cu\|r00tbrian\|r00tbrian}} wherein he continued to [[spam]] and [[cry moar\|whine]] incessantly as always. He started wearing a [[Guy Fawkes]] mask for some reason, supposedly because that's what all the [[Anon\|kool kids]] were doing and he [[newfag\|wanted to fit in]]. Still, this was a vast improvement over the usual [[fugly\|fugliness]] viewers are subjected to when watching his [[tl;dw]] faggotry. But he wasn't around long before he was [[suspended]], only to return, once again, as {{yt\|cu\|0RecoveryIsPossible0\|0RecoveryIsPossible0}}. It was also recently revealed that he [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=87d_1244449291 uses a cane IRL]. [[LOL]].

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	After shitting out hundreds more videos of the same Rootfaggotry, his {{~~youtube2~~\|0RecoveryisPossible0\|0RecoveryisPossible0}} account got banned [[for great justice]]. He returned yet again under {{~~youtube2~~\|TheOriginalRootbrian\|TheOriginalRootbrian}} and began his spamming shitstorm with a very lulzy video <s>{{youtube\|UZQq69VMiAo\|where he cries onscreen}}</s> '''-TOS bawleeted''' (Check 5:46, see for yourself) but [[lulz\|claims something got in his eye]]. His recent focus has been on uncovering the sekrit [[conspiracy]] that YouTube has against him, since they keep "[[censorship\|censoring]]" his videos and banning him for polluting the site with garbage. He even threatened to [[Lawlsuit\|SUE YOUTUBE]]. FUCKING LOL.		After shitting out hundreds more videos of the same Rootfaggotry, his {{yt\|cu\|0RecoveryisPossible0\|0RecoveryisPossible0}} account got banned [[for great justice]]. He returned yet again under {{yt\|cu\|TheOriginalRootbrian\|TheOriginalRootbrian}} and began his spamming shitstorm with a very lulzy video <s>{{youtube\|UZQq69VMiAo\|where he cries onscreen}}</s> '''-TOS bawleeted''' (Check 5:46, see for yourself) but [[lulz\|claims something got in his eye]]. His recent focus has been on uncovering the sekrit [[conspiracy]] that YouTube has against him, since they keep "[[censorship\|censoring]]" his videos and banning him for polluting the site with garbage. He even threatened to [[Lawlsuit\|SUE YOUTUBE]]. FUCKING LOL.


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	As you can see, Brian also makes several proud proclamations of how his video "can't be embedded," as it seems he finally figured out how to edit the settings of his videos, but still can't understand how easy it is to [[reupload]] videos to YouTube or any other media site on the internet.		As you can see, Brian also makes several proud proclamations of how his video "can't be embedded," as it seems he finally figured out how to edit the settings of his videos, but still can't understand how easy it is to [[reupload]] videos to YouTube or any other media site on the internet.

	YouTuber {{~~youtube2~~\|AbsenceReborn\|AbsenceReborn}}, with whom Brian had had previous disputes, made a fantastic video summating Brian's faggotry in general. One of dozens and dozens people have made mocking Brian, it basically summates Brian's retardedness distilled - to which Brian answered in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxj-I4LsCYY his usual retarded fashion]. Brian also then attempted to [[backpedal]] yet again by stating that he "[[:Image:Trollface.png\|only made the video for the lulz]]." (Video removed due to Brian crying to YouTube again)		YouTuber {{yt\|cu\|AbsenceReborn\|AbsenceReborn}}, with whom Brian had had previous disputes, made a fantastic video summating Brian's faggotry in general. One of dozens and dozens people have made mocking Brian, it basically summates Brian's retardedness distilled - to which Brian answered in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxj-I4LsCYY his usual retarded fashion]. Brian also then attempted to [[backpedal]] yet again by stating that he "[[:Image:Trollface.png\|only made the video for the lulz]]." (Video removed due to Brian crying to YouTube again)

	Of course, Rootbrian has been faking for over two years now. Fast forward to 2010 and Rootbrian is already butthurt over the Twitter spam he is getting. End result - he watches his ED article constantly to remove good stuff in secret. However his attempts are pretty futile resulting in everything getting reverted.		Of course, Rootbrian has been faking for over two years now. Fast forward to 2010 and Rootbrian is already butthurt over the Twitter spam he is getting. End result - he watches his ED article constantly to remove good stuff in secret. However his attempts are pretty futile resulting in everything getting reverted.
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	*Got owned by [[totse]] when he flamed various users in one of his fits of aspie [[rage]].		*Got owned by [[totse]] when he flamed various users in one of his fits of aspie [[rage]].
	*Has shown to be demonstrably [[bipolar\|passive-aggressive]] in his responses to [[trolls]], he will often be completely [[pussy\|affable]] one day, then the next a [[ITG\|full blown retard]] (although most often full blown retard). Tends to [[E-psychiatry\|suggest]] he has [[obvious\|emotional issues]] most [[basement dwellers\|shut-ins]] acquire from years of anti-social behavior and neglect.		*Has shown to be demonstrably [[bipolar\|passive-aggressive]] in his responses to [[trolls]], he will often be completely [[pussy\|affable]] one day, then the next a [[ITG\|full blown retard]] (although most often full blown retard). Tends to [[E-psychiatry\|suggest]] he has [[obvious\|emotional issues]] most [[basement dwellers\|shut-ins]] acquire from years of anti-social behavior and neglect.
	*His "{{~~youtube2~~\|DaSourLemons\|musician}}" channel links to [http://www.keystothestudio.com/ keystothestudio.com] - a website for "[[Asperger's Syndrome\|people diagnosed with developmental and intellectual disabilities]]". Needs investigating...		*His "{{yt\|cu\|DaSourLemons\|musician}}" channel links to [http://www.keystothestudio.com/ keystothestudio.com] - a website for "[[Asperger's Syndrome\|people diagnosed with developmental and intellectual disabilities]]". Needs investigating...
	*It's suspected that Brian's mom loaned him out for medical experimentation when he was a baby to get crack money. Most of the experimental drugs themselves were likely harmless in the long term, but many of them involved injections which contained a mercury preservative, which is a likely cause of his severely stunted mental development. This was only compounded by the excessive exposure to close range microwave tampering which came in the following years of his life, starting at childhood. At this point, due to these combined factors, he is pretty much a brainless meat puppet, unable to process any information beyond the level of an infant.		*It's suspected that Brian's mom loaned him out for medical experimentation when he was a baby to get crack money. Most of the experimental drugs themselves were likely harmless in the long term, but many of them involved injections which contained a mercury preservative, which is a likely cause of his severely stunted mental development. This was only compounded by the excessive exposure to close range microwave tampering which came in the following years of his life, starting at childhood. At this point, due to these combined factors, he is pretty much a brainless meat puppet, unable to process any information beyond the level of an infant.
	*Some of his videos feature a faint crinkle noise, or a rustling plastic sound. The reason for this is most likely that Brian was never trained to use the toilet, and even though he's in his mid-20s, he still wears a diaper. When welfare is low, he sometimes just sits on a garbage bag without pants, to preserve the Huggies supply.		*Some of his videos feature a faint crinkle noise, or a rustling plastic sound. The reason for this is most likely that Brian was never trained to use the toilet, and even though he's in his mid-20s, he still wears a diaper. When welfare is low, he sometimes just sits on a garbage bag without pants, to preserve the Huggies supply.
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	* [http://www.thestar.com/article/292147--keys-to-the-studio-unlocks-minds Article about Rootbrian's retard band]		* [http://www.thestar.com/article/292147--keys-to-the-studio-unlocks-minds Article about Rootbrian's retard band]
	* {{~~youtube2~~\|RootbrianRocksAgain}} His main account, troll PLZ		* {{yt\|cu\|RootbrianRocksAgain}} His main account, troll PLZ
	* [http://sharebee.com/9576413d Download and mirror some of Rootfaggot's videos and add in some of your own commentary to give him major butthurt.]		* [http://sharebee.com/9576413d Download and mirror some of Rootfaggot's videos and add in some of your own commentary to give him major butthurt.]
	* {{~~youtube2~~\|rootedlinuxbrian\|rootedlinuxbrian}} New account but the faggot goblin pedophile still has it as "hidden". The link below leads you to a search result of his videos. Get flagging.		* {{yt\|cu\|rootedlinuxbrian\|rootedlinuxbrian}} New account but the faggot goblin pedophile still has it as "hidden". The link below leads you to a search result of his videos. Get flagging.
	* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rootedlinuxbrian&aq=f search results for rootfaggot's videos]		* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rootedlinuxbrian&aq=f search results for rootfaggot's videos]
	* {{~~youtube2~~\|MrRootbrian\|Supposedly his non-posting account}}		* {{yt\|cu\|MrRootbrian\|Supposedly his non-posting account}}
	* [http://www.formspring.me/rootbrian RootBrians formspring]		* [http://www.formspring.me/rootbrian RootBrians formspring]
	* [http://www.facebook.com/Rootbrian Rootfaggot's facebook.]		* [http://www.facebook.com/Rootbrian Rootfaggot's facebook.]