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[[Image:Michael_Vick.jpg|thumb||left|180px|¡Hey [[Girl|chava]]!, ¿hablas [[herpes]]?]]
[[Image:Ron_mexico.jpg|thumb|[[Everyone|Who]] wouldn't want to hit Ron Mexico?]]
[[Image:Mikevickdogfight.png|thumb|Michael Vick: Dogfighting 08 (Alternative title: K9 Kombat)]]
'''Ron "[http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/17/michael-vick-has-a-new-nickname-ron-mexico-is-out-ookie-is-in/ Ookie]" Mexico''' <strike>is a [[ghetto]] black person quarterback for the [[Atlanta]] Falcons, [[Philadelphia|Failadelphia]] E-A-G-L-E-S EEEEEAAAAGLESSSSSSS</strike> <strike>LOL [[B&|NOT ANYMORE]]</strike>
'''The Starting Quarterback''' of the [[New York|New York J-E-T-S]] in America's [[football|NFL]] (aka Nigger Felons League) whose extracurricular activities and hobbies include spreading [[herpes]] anonymously [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7504682], [[rape|ræping]] [[Sema JayHawk|female pitbulls]] [http://newsguru.newsvine.com/_news/2007/07/09/826146-feds-proof-of-dogfighting-on-vicks-property-dog-rape-stand-blood-strangulation] and playing [[Hitler]] with his Genocidal [[Nazi]] Niggerz posse on [[FAIL|losing]] fighting dogs. While dog lovers were [[shocked and appalled]], he has been crowned a guru in Korea for creating more entertaining ways of slicing up dinner.

[[Last Thursday]], Ron Mexico (MichAEl Vick) was indicted for being a dumb nigger. "DUMB NIGGER!?!?!" you say? Well, what else would you call the highest paid athlete in [[football|NFL]] history, who is 3 years into a [[over 9000|$167,000,000]] 10 year contract, and thought it would be a genius idea to run an Humane Society where dogs were nobly put through [[Pokemon|deathmatch arena battles]] in one of his houses (which -in true [[Nigger|niggardly]] fashion- he blamed on the relative living there). Not only that, but the douchebag [[sick fuck|enjoyed killing dogs]] that didn't win these [[IRL]] Pokemon battles. According to the indictment, Mexico executed animals in a variety of creative ways including drowning, hanging, gunshots, or being slammed to the ground. One dog was given an [[buttsecks|enema]] without drainage until it's stomach ruptured, and another was hosed down after a loss and then electrocuted [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/07/19/MNG8MR38261.DTL].

Most of this can be easily explained when one considers that Ron is an alum of [[Virginia Tech Massacre|Virginia Tech]], which prides itself on churning out A+++ nut-jobs like fellow sadist [[Cho Seung Hui]] and [[ED]]'s own [[dogmongler]] [[Riboflavin]].

After pleading not guilty to federal dogfighting charges, he was released until a Nov. 26 trial as a waiting [[lynch]]mob roundly booed him [http://www.11alive.com/news/article_news.aspx?storyid=100723&provider=top]. Mexico issued a statement, saying: <i>"I take these charges very seriously and look forward to clearing my good name. However, [[OJ Simpson|if i did it...here's how it happened]]."</i> He was found [[fail|guilty]].

Because of his furfaggotry Ron has been [[banhammer]]ed by the [[football|NFL]] and sponsors Reebok and Nike have officially shunned him, Nike going so far as to shelve all Ron's products including his new black person sneaker that was to launch next month. This after a successful [[trolling IRL|trolling]] campaign from [[PETA]] who threatened to [[ruin]] the [[slave|Chinese sneaker company]]. Exploiting underage kids is A-OK, but doggies??? No way, Jose, er, Ron. Donruss trading cards also announced that they are removing all '''Ookie''' pix from their line. He has also been accused of swearing allegiance to [[liberal|Al Qaeda]] and subjecting inmates to microwave testing in a recent court filing.[http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/07/lawsuit_of_the_day_vicks_a_def.php]

==Ron's Run-ins with the Law==
[[Image:Michael_Vick_Jersey.jpg|thumb|A fan sports a Michael "Herpes" Vick jersey]]
[[Image:Vick_Flipoff.jpg|thumb|Vick loves him some fans, awright]]
[[Image:Vick_2.jpg|thumb|Mexico, clearly not doing weed. For more examples of him not doing weed, look at what he's holding in his hand. Clearly not a joint at all! Nope. [[lie|Not. At. All.]] Also note his subtly expensive watch.]]

As one would expect with a man donning such a peculiar name, Ron has gotten himself into his fair share of trouble with the [[Police|Popo]], as is expected from all black men. Rather than learning from his mistakes and being careful not to make another slip-up, Ron has managed to get into controversy ''four times'' in the last two years.

===The Infamous Ron Mexico Lawsuit===
As surprising as it may be, Ron Mexico's real name is not, in fact, Ron Mexico. While this may come as a shock for many of you who truly believed that this could be in any way '''not''' an alias, it is indeed true. Ron, or Michael Vick as his mother affectionately calls him, used the alias when attempting to buy [[herpes]] medicine without anyone finding out his [[Superman|secret identity]]. Regardless, it leaked that Micheal's love sack had been infected with one of the numerous gay diseases, leading fans to buy #7 jerseys with 'Mexico' or 'Herpes' on the back of them.

What's even [[lulz|worse]] is, Ron gave some poor women his herpes as some sort of [[Kwanzaa]] present, leading her to sue his balls off. This probably came as a relief to Mexico, as his balls had most certainly turned a deep shade of purple by that time.

===[[fyiad|Fuck You, I'm a Quarterback!]]===
In November 2006, while feeling sorely [[butthurt]] over losing to the [[New Orleans]] Saints in a [[Serious Business|super serious]] game of football, Mexico decided to let his emotions get the better of him. He expressed this crushing self-defeat by flipping off the entire stadium, as if it's the audience's fault he sucks at playing football. His actions can be compared with those of a [[Sema JayHawk|spoiled little girl]] throwing a temper-tantrum over her brand new pony not being the right color, because it's so hard to appreciate that you get to play quarterback in the goddamn NFL. This action landed Mexico with a 10,000 dollar law suit, leading him to write a long post on his [[LiveJournal]], proclaiming that [[angst|life isn't fair]].

===Ron Mexico and Weed===
Because footballers tend to be completely oblivious to the world around them, in typical stupid jock fashion, Ron thought it would be a brilliant idea to go through airport security while carrying a stash of weed with him. While you would think that it would be obvious not to take the most common illegal drug known to man to the airport, Mexico took it one step further, and stashed it in a half-full water bottle, which are ''also'' banned from Airports, due to people thinking that [[ATHF Terrorist Attack|everything is a bomb]].

Although what Mexico lacks in common sense, he makes up for in drug knowledge. Using his magical [[nigra]] powers, Mexico managed to conceal the weed from showing up on a test as, well, marijuana. Mexico also managed to pretend that he's never smoked a joint in his entire life, displaying the nigra's impeccable [[OJ_Simpson|ability to get away with ''anything'']]. He later claimed that the substance was jewelry, leading people to wonder who is stupid enough to make their [[gangsta|bling]] look (and smell) like marijuana. Regardless, [[Saturday Night Live]] mocked his ass in an unusually hilarious fashion.[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtVnqZCndo] If Saturday Night Live is seriously scoring points off you, you know you're a dumbfuck.

===Bad Newz Kennelz===

In April 2007, one of Ron's many properties was raided by police, after his black person was indicted for snorting [[cocaine]] through a Chuckee Cheese brand crazy straw. While raiding, they found a shit load of dogs locked up in the back room, indicating that Mexico had been running a [[Professional Wrestling|dog fighting]] league. Even though he outright [[Lie|denied having any knowledge of this]]. As common with many black person, this was an outright [[lie]].

It was proven that Mexico was fully aware of what was happening, holding dog fighting matches for over ''six years'', and killing dogs when they failed to succeed. Various methods of torture included [[murder|hanging, electrocution, and drowning in a vat of AIDS infected semen]]. It was truly barbaric. Barbaric. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XevGb_GOA-o BARBARIC?] [http://youtube.com/watch?v=x_x0UAnAHiI BARBARIC!!!] [http://youtube.com/watch?v=uYgXRU8gCls BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!!!!!]

Mexico was taken into custody by the [[1337]] [http://imdb.com/title/tt0181689/plotsummary '''Precrime''' law enforcement squad] after the three, genetically altered "Pre-Cogs" used their special powers (to see into the [[future]] and predict crimes beforehand) to finger him as a future [[serial killer]] and for repeatedly spelling '''"newz"''' and '''"kennelz"''' [[RONG|wrong]].

Mexico of course was not alone, having 3 [[niggers|business associates]] (Purnell “[[Piss|P-Funk]]” Peace, Quanis “[[Queer|Q]]” Phillips and Tony “[[Torture|T]]” Taylor) right by his side, in case he ever needed someone to take the fall. Interestingly enough, these are a bunch of his [[16-year-old girl|high school buddies]]. It's said that Mexico brought back together so they pull one more great [[Looting|heist]], for [[Lulz|old times sake]].

Ron Mexico is currently serving [[ass|his]] [[rape|sentence]] of six years. 2,191 days. Days he spent bringing professional [[Furry|dog breeders]] from all around the country, so they could fight to the death in some rich black guy's off-site ranch. And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those [[:Image:Scooby_Doo_Raped_By_Shaggy.jpg|meddling kids]].

To be [[troll|fair]] however, it should be asked that in a society where winning is everything like the good ole USA, isn't this exactly how losers are usually dealt with? Shouldn't some of the blame be placed on the losing dogs?

==Family Life==
[[Image:Vtech_Vick.jpg|thumb|Marcus Mexico. One bad apple may not spoil the whole bunch, but two?!?!]]
[[Image:NiggerVick.jpg|thumb|Vick apologizing publicly for his crimes.]]
[[Image:Michael_Vick_Dog.jpg|thumb|Vick likes puppies...with fava beans and a fine Chianti.]]

Vick's own brother Marcus was also a standout QB at [[Virginia Tech massacre|VTECH]], notching up a stellar rap sheet including a conviction for providing [[alcohol]] to three [[Jailbait|underage girls]], possession of [[pot]], contributing to the delinquency of a minor, nine traffic offense convictions (including speeding, reckless driving and driving on a revoked license) and a three count conviction of brandishing a firearm and making [[terrorist]] threats in a [[McDonald's|McDonald's]] parking lot before getting [[b&|banhammered]] from the University. He celebrated by committing sexual battery on a 15-year-old high school girl who he plied with booze and pot before asking her to have sex with other men.

==Vick is Also A Domestic Terrorist==
According to currently incarcerated Jonathan Lee Riches, who happens to also be an black person, Ron stole two of his dogs and used them in his dogfighting operations. He then sold the dogs on eBay and purchased missiles from the Iran government. Apparently, Vick pledged his allegiance to [[Osama bin Laden]] and his legion of faggotry.

Riches wants a $63 BILLION dollar settlement again Vick, and wishes he would "stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes." We think this is more than a fair settlement against this piece of shit.

[[Image:Jesus_vick-ron-mexico.jpg|thumb|[http://www.www.tmz.com/2007/08/27/vick-i-found-jesus/][[Sorry|'''It's a miracle! Michael Vick has found Jesus!''']]]]

If not this, a similar act of [[goatse|punishment]] will be wrought upon Vick's [[anus]] by [[Bubba]].

==Trivia==

*Vick is one of the true strait up [[ghetto]] [[niggers]] in the NFL.

*He is not attracted to [[women]], but instead [[bestiality|female dogs]].

*Its a known fact that Vick has herpes.

*It is true that Vick was someone's [[bitch]] in prison.

*It is actually true that Vick went to PETA to develop "Empathy Towards Animals"

*Is now the starting QB of the Jets. [[trollface|Problem, Dog-lovers?]]

==Career [[Lulz|Highlights]]==

* [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html The Ron Mexico sexual battery lawsuit].
* [http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2679370 The $20,000 obscene gesture]
* [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0118071mexico1.html The "water bottle" incident].
* [http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2848205 MIA for appearance on Capitol Hill to lobby for needy kids].
* [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0717072vick1.html The dog fighting investigation and federal indictments].
* [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html Man sues Vick for $63 BILLION dollars.]
* [http://www.www.tmz.com/2007/08/27/vick-i-found-jesus/ Finds Jesus and turns over his life to God!]
* [http://www.mediatakeout.com/21914/exclusive_mike_vick_pays_for_protection_in_prison.html Life's Ironies - Vick pays Mexicans for protection in prison]

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Bitches_dont_know_bout_my_vick.jpg
Image:Vickherpes.JPG|He has herpes. LOL
Image:Vick_jersey.jpg|You can't get a '''Herpes''' or an '''Ookie''' jersey from the [[football|NFL]]
Image:Vick_SPCA.JPG|[[irony]]
[http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/23/nfl-bans-ookie-jerseys-pit-bull-still-ok/ anymoar] but you can get one of these!
Image:Dogofpeace2.jpg|Pit Bulls - The Jihad Dog
Image:Russell_Simmons.jpg|Even [[rap|Nigger Royalty]] know that '''CRUEL AIN'T COOL!'''
Image:Crazy.png|ya fucked wit da wrong dog nigga
Image:Vicktard.PNG|dont fuck wit da nig dat hurt da dog son
Image:Zoom_vick_V.jpg|The discontinued 'Zoom Vick V' spaceboot. Sweet Jesus that's sum fugly!
Image:Dog_Killer-falcons.jpg|The Atlanta Falcons rename the team in Vick's honor.
Image:Vick_dog.jpg|Michael Vick...a dog's best friend
Image:ASSHOLEZGOOD.JPG|ghetto nigger gets pwn3d by crazy dawg in his assholez!!!
Image:Vickrunsfromdog.jpg|Some more lulz
Image:Mike_vick_chew_toy.jpg|You can insure that Fido will hate niggers "fo sho" with the [http://www.vickdogchewtoy.com/ Mike Vick Chew toy]
Image:Michael-Vick-This-Is.jpg|Vick unwinds at the post-game press conference
Image:Vick is stupid.jpg|Yup, that's one dumb nigger.
Image:Dogfighting.jpg|[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]]
Image:FOFIFTH.jpg|Vick combining his favorite past times

</gallery>

==See also==

*<s>[[Failure|Mexico]]</s> [[New Mexico]]
*[[Herpes]]
*[[Bestiality]]
*[[Ghetto]]
*[[Sport]]
*[[Virginia Tech massacre|Virgina Tech]]
*[[Pokemans]]
*[[Japanese Bug Fights]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.ronmexico.com/ Ron's website]
*[http://yourstdhelp.com/herpes.html What's on Ron!]
*[http://www.legalizedogfighting.com/ Legalize Dog Fighting]
*[http://www.mikevick.com/ Mike's website]
*[http://www.myspace.com/mikevick Ron'sSpace]
*[http://ronmexico.kainalopallo.com/ The Ron Mexico name generator.]
*[https://community.hsus.org/campaign/US_2007_dogfighting_nfl2?source=gaba6w The Humane Society readies the rope for Ron's public lynching.]
*[http://www.kickvick.com How '''you''' can help Ron Mexico]

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	'''Ron "[http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/17/michael-vick-has-a-new-nickname-ron-mexico-is-out-ookie-is-in/ Ookie]" Mexico''' <strike>is a [[ghetto]] black person quarterback for the [[Atlanta]] Falcons, [[Philadelphia\|Failadelphia]] E-A-G-L-E-S EEEEEAAAAGLESSSSSSS</strike> <strike>LOL [[B&\|NOT ANYMORE]]</strike>		'''Ron "[http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/17/michael-vick-has-a-new-nickname-ron-mexico-is-out-ookie-is-in/ Ookie]" Mexico''' <strike>is a [[ghetto]] black person quarterback for the [[Atlanta]] Falcons, [[Philadelphia\|Failadelphia]] E-A-G-L-E-S EEEEEAAAAGLESSSSSSS</strike> <strike>LOL [[B&\|NOT ANYMORE]]</strike>
	'''The Starting Quarterback''' of the [[New York\|New York J-E-T-S]] in America's [[football\|NFL]] (aka Nigger Felons League) whose extracurricular activities and hobbies include spreading [[herpes]] anonymously [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7504682], [[rape\|ræping]] [[Sema JayHawk\|female pitbulls]] [http://newsguru.newsvine.com/_news/2007/07/09/826146-feds-proof-of-dogfighting-on-vicks-property-dog-rape-stand-blood-strangulation] and playing [[Hitler]] with his Genocidal [[Nazi]] Niggerz posse on [[FAIL\|losing]] fighting dogs. While dog lovers were [[shocked and appalled]], he has been crowned a guru in Korea for creating more entertaining ways of slicing up dinner.		'''The Starting Quarterback''' of the [[New York\|New York J-E-T-S]] in America's [[football\|NFL]] (aka Nigger Felons League) whose extracurricular activities and hobbies include spreading [[herpes]] anonymously <s>[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7504682]</s>, [[rape\|ræping]] [[Sema JayHawk\|female pitbulls]] [http://newsguru.newsvine.com/_news/2007/07/09/826146-feds-proof-of-dogfighting-on-vicks-property-dog-rape-stand-blood-strangulation] and playing [[Hitler]] with his Genocidal [[Nazi]] Niggerz posse on [[FAIL\|losing]] fighting dogs. While dog lovers were [[shocked and appalled]], he has been crowned a guru in Korea for creating more entertaining ways of slicing up dinner.

	[[Last Thursday]], Ron Mexico (MichAEl Vick) was indicted for being a dumb nigger. "DUMB NIGGER!?!?!" you say? Well, what else would you call the highest paid athlete in [[football\|NFL]] history, who is 3 years into a [[over 9000\|$167,000,000]] 10 year contract, and thought it would be a genius idea to run an Humane Society where dogs were nobly put through [[Pokemon\|deathmatch arena battles]] in one of his houses (which -in true [[Nigger\|niggardly]] fashion- he blamed on the relative living there). Not only that, but the douchebag [[sick fuck\|enjoyed killing dogs]] that didn't win these [[IRL]] Pokemon battles. According to the indictment, Mexico executed animals in a variety of creative ways including drowning, hanging, gunshots, or being slammed to the ground. One dog was given an [[buttsecks\|enema]] without drainage until it's stomach ruptured, and another was hosed down after a loss and then electrocuted [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/07/19/MNG8MR38261.DTL].		[[Last Thursday]], Ron Mexico (MichAEl Vick) was indicted for being a dumb nigger. "DUMB NIGGER!?!?!" you say? Well, what else would you call the highest paid athlete in [[football\|NFL]] history, who is 3 years into a [[over 9000\|$167,000,000]] 10 year contract, and thought it would be a genius idea to run an Humane Society where dogs were nobly put through [[Pokemon\|deathmatch arena battles]] in one of his houses (which -in true [[Nigger\|niggardly]] fashion- he blamed on the relative living there). Not only that, but the douchebag [[sick fuck\|enjoyed killing dogs]] that didn't win these [[IRL]] Pokemon battles. According to the indictment, Mexico executed animals in a variety of creative ways including drowning, hanging, gunshots, or being slammed to the ground. One dog was given an [[buttsecks\|enema]] without drainage until it's stomach ruptured, and another was hosed down after a loss and then electrocuted [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/07/19/MNG8MR38261.DTL].
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	Most of this can be easily explained when one considers that Ron is an alum of [[Virginia Tech Massacre\|Virginia Tech]], which prides itself on churning out A+++ nut-jobs like fellow sadist [[Cho Seung Hui]] and [[ED]]'s own [[dogmongler]] [[Riboflavin]].		Most of this can be easily explained when one considers that Ron is an alum of [[Virginia Tech Massacre\|Virginia Tech]], which prides itself on churning out A+++ nut-jobs like fellow sadist [[Cho Seung Hui]] and [[ED]]'s own [[dogmongler]] [[Riboflavin]].

	After pleading not guilty to federal dogfighting charges, he was released until a Nov. 26 trial as a waiting [[lynch]]mob roundly booed him [http://www.11alive.com/news/article_news.aspx?storyid=100723&provider=top]. Mexico issued a statement, saying: <i>"I take these charges very seriously and look forward to clearing my good name. However, [[OJ Simpson\|if i did it...here's how it happened]]."</i> He was found [[fail\|guilty]].		After pleading not guilty to federal dogfighting charges, he was released until a Nov. 26 trial as a waiting [[lynch]]mob roundly booed him <s>[http://www.11alive.com/news/article_news.aspx?storyid=100723&provider=top]</s>. Mexico issued a statement, saying: <i>"I take these charges very seriously and look forward to clearing my good name. However, [[OJ Simpson\|if i did it...here's how it happened]]."</i> He was found [[fail\|guilty]].

	Because of his furfaggotry Ron has been [[banhammer]]ed by the [[football\|NFL]] and sponsors Reebok and Nike have officially shunned him, Nike going so far as to shelve all Ron's products including his new black person sneaker that was to launch next month. This after a successful [[trolling IRL\|trolling]] campaign from [[PETA]] who threatened to [[ruin]] the [[slave\|Chinese sneaker company]]. Exploiting underage kids is A-OK, but doggies??? No way, Jose, er, Ron. Donruss trading cards also announced that they are removing all '''Ookie''' pix from their line. He has also been accused of swearing allegiance to [[liberal\|Al Qaeda]] and subjecting inmates to microwave testing in a recent court filing.[http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/07/lawsuit_of_the_day_vicks_a_def.php]		Because of his furfaggotry Ron has been [[banhammer]]ed by the [[football\|NFL]] and sponsors Reebok and Nike have officially shunned him, Nike going so far as to shelve all Ron's products including his new black person sneaker that was to launch next month. This after a successful [[trolling IRL\|trolling]] campaign from [[PETA]] who threatened to [[ruin]] the [[slave\|Chinese sneaker company]]. Exploiting underage kids is A-OK, but doggies??? No way, Jose, er, Ron. Donruss trading cards also announced that they are removing all '''Ookie''' pix from their line. He has also been accused of swearing allegiance to [[liberal\|Al Qaeda]] and subjecting inmates to microwave testing in a recent court filing.<s>[http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/07/lawsuit_of_the_day_vicks_a_def.php]</s>

	==Ron's Run-ins with the Law==		==Ron's Run-ins with the Law==
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	Because footballers tend to be completely oblivious to the world around them, in typical stupid jock fashion, Ron thought it would be a brilliant idea to go through airport security while carrying a stash of weed with him. While you would think that it would be obvious not to take the most common illegal drug known to man to the airport, Mexico took it one step further, and stashed it in a half-full water bottle, which are ''also'' banned from Airports, due to people thinking that [[ATHF Terrorist Attack\|everything is a bomb]].		Because footballers tend to be completely oblivious to the world around them, in typical stupid jock fashion, Ron thought it would be a brilliant idea to go through airport security while carrying a stash of weed with him. While you would think that it would be obvious not to take the most common illegal drug known to man to the airport, Mexico took it one step further, and stashed it in a half-full water bottle, which are ''also'' banned from Airports, due to people thinking that [[ATHF Terrorist Attack\|everything is a bomb]].

	Although what Mexico lacks in common sense, he makes up for in drug knowledge. Using his magical [[nigra]] powers, Mexico managed to conceal the weed from showing up on a test as, well, marijuana. Mexico also managed to pretend that he's never smoked a joint in his entire life, displaying the nigra's impeccable [[OJ_Simpson\|ability to get away with ''anything'']]. He later claimed that the substance was jewelry, leading people to wonder who is stupid enough to make their [[gangsta\|bling]] look (and smell) like marijuana. Regardless, [[Saturday Night Live]] mocked his ass in an unusually hilarious fashion.[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtVnqZCndo] If Saturday Night Live is seriously scoring points off you, you know you're a dumbfuck.		Although what Mexico lacks in common sense, he makes up for in drug knowledge. Using his magical [[nigra]] powers, Mexico managed to conceal the weed from showing up on a test as, well, marijuana. Mexico also managed to pretend that he's never smoked a joint in his entire life, displaying the nigra's impeccable [[OJ_Simpson\|ability to get away with ''anything'']]. He later claimed that the substance was jewelry, leading people to wonder who is stupid enough to make their [[gangsta\|bling]] look (and smell) like marijuana. Regardless, [[Saturday Night Live]] mocked his ass in an unusually hilarious fashion.<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtVnqZCndo]</s> If Saturday Night Live is seriously scoring points off you, you know you're a dumbfuck.

	===Bad Newz Kennelz===		===Bad Newz Kennelz===
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	In April 2007, one of Ron's many properties was raided by police, after his black person was indicted for snorting [[cocaine]] through a ~~Chuckee~~ Cheese brand crazy straw. While raiding, they found a shit load of dogs locked up in the back room, indicating that Mexico had been running a [[Professional Wrestling\|dog fighting]] league. Even though he outright [[Lie\|denied having any knowledge of this]]. As common with many black person, this was an outright [[lie]].		In April 2007, one of Ron's many properties was raided by police, after his black person was indicted for snorting [[cocaine]] through a Chuck E. Cheese brand crazy straw. While raiding, they found a shit load of dogs locked up in the back room, indicating that Mexico had been running a [[Professional Wrestling\|dog fighting]] league. Even though he outright [[Lie\|denied having any knowledge of this]]. As common with many black person, this was an outright [[lie]].

	It was proven that Mexico was fully aware of what was happening, holding dog fighting matches for over ''six years'', and killing dogs when they failed to succeed. Various methods of torture included [[murder\|hanging, electrocution, and drowning in a vat of AIDS infected semen]]. It was truly barbaric. Barbaric. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XevGb_GOA-o BARBARIC?] [http://youtube.com/watch?v=x_x0UAnAHiI BARBARIC!!!] [http://youtube.com/watch?v=uYgXRU8gCls BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!!!!!]		It was proven that Mexico was fully aware of what was happening, holding dog fighting matches for over ''six years'', and killing dogs when they failed to succeed. Various methods of torture included [[murder\|hanging, electrocution, and drowning in a vat of AIDS infected semen]]. It was truly barbaric. Barbaric. <s>[http://youtube.com/watch?v=XevGb_GOA-o BARBARIC?]</s> <s>[http://youtube.com/watch?v=x_x0UAnAHiI BARBARIC!!!]</s> <s>[http://youtube.com/watch?v=uYgXRU8gCls BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!!!!!!]</s>

	Mexico was taken into custody by the [[1337]] [http://imdb.com/title/tt0181689/plotsummary '''Precrime''' law enforcement squad] after the three, genetically altered "Pre-Cogs" used their special powers (to see into the [[future]] and predict crimes beforehand) to finger him as a future [[serial killer]] and for repeatedly spelling '''"newz"''' and '''"kennelz"''' [[RONG\|wrong]].		Mexico was taken into custody by the [[1337]] [http://imdb.com/title/tt0181689/plotsummary '''Precrime''' law enforcement squad] after the three, genetically altered "Pre-Cogs" used their special powers (to see into the [[future]] and predict crimes beforehand) to finger him as a future [[serial killer]] and for repeatedly spelling '''"newz"''' and '''"kennelz"''' [[RONG\|wrong]].
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	Riches wants a $63 BILLION dollar settlement again Vick, and wishes he would "stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes." We think this is more than a fair settlement against this piece of shit.		Riches wants a $63 BILLION dollar settlement again Vick, and wishes he would "stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes." We think this is more than a fair settlement against this piece of shit.

	[[Image:Jesus_vick-ron-mexico.jpg\|thumb\|[http://~~www.~~www.tmz.com/2007/08/27/vick-i-found-jesus/][[Sorry\|'''It's a miracle! Michael Vick has found Jesus!''']]]]		[[Image:Jesus_vick-ron-mexico.jpg\|thumb\|[http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/27/vick-i-found-jesus/][[Sorry\|'''It's a miracle! Michael Vick has found Jesus!''']]]]

	If not this, a similar act of [[goatse\|punishment]] will be wrought upon Vick's [[anus]] by [[Bubba]].		If not this, a similar act of [[goatse\|punishment]] will be wrought upon Vick's [[anus]] by [[Bubba]].
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	* [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0717072vick1.html The dog fighting investigation and federal indictments].		* [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0717072vick1.html The dog fighting investigation and federal indictments].
	* [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html Man sues Vick for $63 BILLION dollars.]		* [http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html Man sues Vick for $63 BILLION dollars.]
	* [http://~~www.~~www.tmz.com/2007/08/27/vick-i-found-jesus/ Finds Jesus and turns over his life to God!]		* [http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/27/vick-i-found-jesus/ Finds Jesus and turns over his life to God!]
	* [http://www.mediatakeout.com/21914/exclusive_mike_vick_pays_for_protection_in_prison.html Life's Ironies - Vick pays Mexicans for protection in prison]		* [http://www.mediatakeout.com/21914/exclusive_mike_vick_pays_for_protection_in_prison.html Life's Ironies - Vick pays Mexicans for protection in prison]

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
	<gallery>		{{cg\|Ron Mexico\|ronmexicogal\|center\|<gallery perrow="5">
	Image:Bitches_dont_know_bout_my_vick.jpg		Image:Bitches_dont_know_bout_my_vick.jpg
	Image:Vickherpes.JPG\|He has herpes. LOL		Image:Vickherpes.JPG\|He has herpes. LOL
	Image:Vick_jersey.jpg\|You can't get a '''Herpes''' or an '''Ookie''' jersey from the [[football\|NFL]]		Image:Vick_jersey.jpg\|You can't get a '''Herpes''' or an '''Ookie''' jersey from the [[football\|NFL]]
	Image:Vick_SPCA.JPG\|[[irony]]		Image:Vick_SPCA.JPG\|[[irony]]
	~~[http:~~/~~/sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/23/nfl-bans-ookie-jerseys-pit-bull-still-ok/ anymoar] but you can get one of these!~~		</gallery>\|<gallery perrow="5">
	Image:Dogofpeace2.jpg\|Pit Bulls - The Jihad Dog		Image:Dogofpeace2.jpg\|Pit Bulls - The Jihad Dog
	Image:Russell_Simmons.jpg\|Even [[rap\|Nigger Royalty]] know that '''CRUEL AIN'T COOL!'''		Image:Russell_Simmons.jpg\|Even [[rap\|Nigger Royalty]] know that '''CRUEL AIN'T COOL!'''
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	Image:FOFIFTH.jpg\|Vick combining his favorite past times		Image:FOFIFTH.jpg\|Vick combining his favorite past times
	<!-- Image:MichaelVick.jpg\|Vick's suspension upset nearly everyone -->		<!-- Image:MichaelVick.jpg\|Vick's suspension upset nearly everyone -->
	</gallery>		</gallery>}}

	==See also==		==See also==
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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[http://www.ronmexico.com/ Ron's website]		*<s>[http://www.ronmexico.com/ Ron's website]</s>
	*[http://yourstdhelp.com/herpes.html What's on Ron!]		*[http://yourstdhelp.com/herpes.html What's on Ron!]
	*[http://~~www~~.~~legalizedogfighting.com~~/ Legalize Dog Fighting]		*[http://archive.fo/XwedX Legalize Dog Fighting]
	*[http://www.mikevick.com/ Mike's website]		*[http://www.mikevick.com/ Mike's website]
	*[http://www.myspace.com/mikevick Ron'~~sSpace~~]		*<s>[http://www.myspace.com/mikevick Ron's Space]</s>
	*[http://ronmexico.kainalopallo.com/ The Ron Mexico name generator.]		*<s>[http://ronmexico.kainalopallo.com/ The Ron Mexico name generator.]</s>
	*[https:/~~/community.hsus.org/campaign/US_2007_dogfighting_nfl2?source=gaba6w The Humane Society readies the rope for Ron'~~s ~~public lynching.]~~
	*[http://www.kickvick.com How '''you''' can help Ron Mexico]		*[http://www.kickvick.com How '''you''' can help Ron Mexico]