Roger Ebert - Revision history

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	On April 4th, 2013, [[God]] decided that he was tired of his shit and IRL permabanned him to [[Hell]], and Roger can't find his partner Gene Siskel in here. He will not be missed except by his own [[Cunts\|fans]].		On April 4th, 2013, [[God]] decided that he was tired of his shit and IRL permabanned him to [[Hell]], and Roger can't find his partner [[Kool-Aid\|Gene Siskel]] in here. He will not be missed except by his own [[Cunts\|fans]].

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{{spoiler|HE FUCKING DIED OF [[Cancer|CANCER]] [http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/04/showbiz/roger-ebert-obituary/index.html (NO SRSLY)]}}

[[Image:roger_ebert_cancer_face.jpg|thumb|U mad, moviefags?]]

'''Roger Ebert''' was a [[Old media|journalist]], [[Hollywood|screenwriter]], and [[Faggot|film critic]] who was best known for [[IRL Troll|giving good reviews to bad films and giving bad reviews to good films.]] He is also known for claiming that [[video games]] will never be art, which pissed off legions of [[Gamer|gamers]], both casuals and [[Retard|H4RDC0R3]] ones alike. It is worth noting that in 2006, he [[Disabled|lost his ability to speak, eat, or drink]] thanks to a surgery. Many people rejoiced at this, thinking that they won't need to hear his bullshit again, but were later mortified when he was able to communicate again thanks to [[Stephen Hawking|text-to-speech software]] and that he had gained a permanent [[trollface]] from the surgery (see right).

{{quote|Stupid Roger Ebert, thinking video games can't be art. Why, if he was here right now, I'd punch him right in the ja... Oh wait.|/[[v/]] on Ebert.}}

==Death==

On April 4th, 2013, [[God]] decided that he was tired of his shit and IRL permabanned him to [[Hell]]. He will not be missed except by his own [[Cunts|fans]].

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