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	[[Image:RDTIhaet2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The truth about RobDoesTheInternet.]]		[[Image:RDTIhaet2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The truth about RobDoesTheInternet.]]
	'''RobDoesTheInternet''' is a [[MySpace troll]] whose real name, [[some argue]], is in fact Hunter (though they are wrong, he is a [[Eurofag]] with a [[TL;DR]] and unpronounceable last name. He is even fluent in [[Moonspeak]]). Rob is known for being the best/worst (depending on your [[POV]]) example of [[internet humanitarianism]] evar. However, Rob is no prude, and [[camwhore\|takes revealing photos]] to use for [[cyber sex\|undercover operations using fake profiles disguised as himself]]. All sorts of [[jailbait]] on MySpace drool over his pics, but Rob is either completely fucking oblivious to this, or, more likely, he's [[~~win~~]]. Also, though he claims to hunt [[troll]]s, it is quite likely that he is just a troll, one whose act has been generally unhindered for a long time.		'''RobDoesTheInternet''' is a [[MySpace troll]] whose real name, [[some argue]], is in fact Hunter (though they are wrong, he is a [[Eurofag]] with a [[TL;DR]] and unpronounceable last name. He is even fluent in [[Moonspeak]]). Rob is known for being the best/worst (depending on your [[POV]]) example of [[internet humanitarianism]] evar. However, Rob is no prude, and [[camwhore\|takes revealing photos]] to use for [[cyber sex\|undercover operations using fake profiles disguised as himself]]. All sorts of [[jailbait]] on MySpace drool over his pics, but Rob is either completely fucking oblivious to this, or, more likely, he's [[gay]]. Also, though he claims to hunt [[troll]]s, it is quite likely that he is just a troll, one whose act has been generally unhindered for a long time.

	==Internet Humanitarianism==		==Internet Humanitarianism==
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	''Main article: See [[Mission: MySpace]]''		''Main article: See [[Mission: MySpace]]''

	[[Contrary to popular belief]], Rob is [[not ~~win~~]], though he pretends to be on the internet. Having run [[Mission: MySpace]] for over a year, he knows how to hunt MySpace profiles, and will likely get [[you]] deleted for [[bullshit]] reasons. However, the Mission: MySpace venture ended when Rob/Hunter turned down a job offer from [[MySpace]], and was then [[baleet]]ed by a horde of [[babyfur]]s who mass-reported him. However, Rob did manage to get [[over 9000\|over 7000]] MySpace profiles removed. Unfortunately, [[at least 100]] of those were righteous [[troll]]s and [[Anon]]s. Despite his overwheming number of failures, he was resonsible for starting the most massive [[fursecution]] attack on MySpace to date, making him a [[hero]] to some but a [[lulzcow]] to the rest of the internets.		[[Contrary to popular belief]], Rob is [[not gay]], though he pretends to be on the internet. Having run [[Mission: MySpace]] for over a year, he knows how to hunt MySpace profiles, and will likely get [[you]] deleted for [[bullshit]] reasons. However, the Mission: MySpace venture ended when Rob/Hunter turned down a job offer from [[MySpace]], and was then [[baleet]]ed by a horde of [[babyfur]]s who mass-reported him. However, Rob did manage to get [[over 9000\|over 7000]] MySpace profiles removed. Unfortunately, [[at least 100]] of those were righteous [[troll]]s and [[Anon]]s. Despite his overwheming number of failures, he was resonsible for starting the most massive [[fursecution]] attack on MySpace to date, making him a [[hero]] to some but a [[lulzcow]] to the rest of the internets.

	==[[Internet model]]ing==		==[[Internet model]]ing==
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	[[Image:Bedpic.jpg\|thumb\|RobDoesTheInternet asking for some [[buttsecks]].]]		[[Image:Bedpic.jpg\|thumb\|RobDoesTheInternet asking for some [[buttsecks]].]]

	Rob was [http://www.modsheet.com/breaktheline the internet's top model] as of [[last Thursday]]. If that doesn't prove that he is [[~~win~~]], nothing will. On top of that, Rob had joined [[ModelMayhem]], a site full of [[homosexual]]s. Showing his true colors as a [[troll]] (though he claims to hunt trolls), he started an [[epic]] [[flame war]] on that site with all sorts of people he called [[sick fuck]]s, who had default pictures that were [[BAWWW\|against the site's TOS]]. Though the [[faggot]] moderators sided with him, Rob [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|left the site]]. [[Some argue]] he will return, though it will likely be only to troll.		Rob was [http://www.modsheet.com/breaktheline the internet's top model] as of [[last Thursday]]. If that doesn't prove that he is [[gay]], nothing will. On top of that, Rob had joined [[ModelMayhem]], a site full of [[homosexual]]s. Showing his true colors as a [[troll]] (though he claims to hunt trolls), he started an [[epic]] [[flame war]] on that site with all sorts of people he called [[sick fuck]]s, who had default pictures that were [[BAWWW\|against the site's TOS]]. Though the [[faggot]] moderators sided with him, Rob [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|left the site]]. [[Some argue]] he will return, though it will likely be only to troll.

	UPDATE: [[Raptor Jesus\|he has returned]], but it is [[porn\|obviously not for trolling]]. [http://www.modelmayhem.com/vengeance Behold the faggotry]		UPDATE: [[Raptor Jesus\|he has returned]], but it is [[porn\|obviously not for trolling]]. [http://www.modelmayhem.com/vengeance Behold the faggotry]
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	Some argue Rob does everything [[for the lulz]], and should be treated as any other troll. Evidence for this theory:		Some argue Rob does everything [[for the lulz]], and should be treated as any other troll. Evidence for this theory:

	• He knows almost every fucking [[meme]] on the [[internet]] and [[trying too hard\|tries too hard]] to show off his netspeak knowledge.		• He knows almost every fucking [[meme]] on the [[internet]] and [[trying too hard\|tries too hard]] to show off his netspeak knowledge.

	• He makes fake profiles of [[16-year-old girl]]s for pedo hunting on [[MySpace]]. Before getting the pedos [[partyvan\|v&]], when the pedos offer to trade nudes with his fake, Rob will reply to teh pedo n00dz with [[goatse]].		• He makes fake profiles of [[16-year-old girl]]s for pedo hunting on [[MySpace]]. Before getting the pedos [[partyvan\|v&]], when the pedos offer to trade nudes with his fake, Rob will reply to teh pedo n00dz with [[goatse]].

	Some argue Rob is [[~~win~~]] and [[unfunny]]. Evidence for this theory:		Some argue Rob is [[gay]] and [[unfunny]]. Evidence for this theory:

	• He takes revealing pictures of himself, but does not have a girlfriend.		• He takes revealing pictures of himself, but does not have a girlfriend.

	• He was a [[MySpace celebrity]].		• He was a [[MySpace celebrity]].

	• He has a [[MySpace]].		• He has a [[MySpace]].

	• He made a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-vQMleB2ZE video making fun of Anonymous], though many speculate this was done to troll.		• He made a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-vQMleB2ZE video making fun of Anonymous], though many speculate this was done to troll.

	• Popped collar.		• Popped collar.

	• He's a [[Republican]].		• He's a [[Republican]].

	• Read his [http://blog.myspace.com/myspacevigilantejustice blog]. '''Baleeted.'''		• Read his [http://blog.myspace.com/myspacevigilantejustice blog]. '''Baleeted.'''

	• Apparently he composes metal music, well, he says he does, but there is no proof. Still, [[~~win~~]].		• Apparently he composes metal music, well, he says he does, but there is no proof. Still, [[gay]].

	{{quote\|I'm a [[virgin]] and I've [[what\|never even jacked off]], OK?!\|RobDoesTheInternet - July 27, 2008}}		{{quote\|I'm a [[virgin]] and I've [[what\|never even jacked off]], OK?!\|RobDoesTheInternet - July 27, 2008}}
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	==Other Ventures==		==Other Ventures==

	Rob made it on the news for his internet humanitarianism, became the internet's top model, and even attained [[e-fame]] for a brief period. However, he's [[complete rewrite\|starting from scratch]]. He's moved to [[YouTube]] and [[Facebook]]. Who knows where he'll end up next. Hopefully [[GTFO\|off the internets]], though likely in ~~win~~ porn.		Rob made it on the news for his internet humanitarianism, became the internet's top model, and even attained [[e-fame]] for a brief period. However, he's [[complete rewrite\|starting from scratch]]. He's moved to [[YouTube]] and [[Facebook]]. Who knows where he'll end up next. Hopefully [[GTFO\|off the internets]], though likely in gay porn.

	{{quote\|If you want to make fun of me, please get my approval beforehand, I don't want negative stuff about me out there on the internet. I mean, I am trying to get a good career and all.\|Future [[porn\|Movie]] Star, RobDoesTheInternet}}		{{quote\|If you want to make fun of me, please get my approval beforehand, I don't want negative stuff about me out there on the internet. I mean, I am trying to get a good career and all.\|Future [[porn\|Movie]] Star, RobDoesTheInternet}}
	==Mission: Pornstar==		==Mission: Pornstar==

	Recently, Rob quit MySpace in a [[TL;DR]] diatribe which was <s>the long-anticipated start to his ~~win~~ porn career</s>, '''it was all an effort to get around 30 very popular YouTube channels deleted, which he managed to by sucking [[YouTube Staff]] cock.'''		Recently, Rob quit MySpace in a [[TL;DR]] diatribe which was <s>the long-anticipated start to his gay porn career</s>, '''it was all an effort to get around 30 very popular YouTube channels deleted, which he managed to by sucking [[YouTube Staff]] cock.'''

	Rob has not been sighted since his departure from YouTube and getting those channels deleted. If [[you]] see him, add his link to the '''External Links''' section below.		Rob has not been sighted since his departure from YouTube and getting those channels deleted. If [[you]] see him, add his link to the '''External Links''' section below.
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	Image:RDTIHunter.gif\|Some argue he's a troll.		Image:RDTIHunter.gif\|Some argue he's a troll.
	Image:Rdtiemo.jpg\|He's [[emo]], though he invented [[Guess the Gender]]? [[WTF]], nothing about this guy makes sense anyway.		Image:Rdtiemo.jpg\|He's [[emo]], though he invented [[Guess the Gender]]? [[WTF]], nothing about this guy makes sense anyway.
	Image:~~Cornwinun6~~.jpg\|iReport was the predecessor to [[Mission: MySpace]].		Image:Corngayun6.jpg\|iReport was the predecessor to [[Mission: MySpace]].
	Image:Wherethabeefiy3.jpg\|Nobody has seen his [[cock]].		Image:Wherethabeefiy3.jpg\|Nobody has seen his [[cock]].
	Image:RobDoesTheTooShort.jpg\|Rob admits that he is too [[Ugly\|short]] for modeling.		Image:RobDoesTheTooShort.jpg\|Rob admits that he is too [[Ugly\|short]] for modeling.
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	</gallery>		</gallery>

	==External ~~links~~==		==External Links==

	*[http://www.myspace.com/endec LOL Africa]		*[http://www.myspace.com/endec LOL Africa]
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	*[http://www.modsheet.com/breaktheline ModShit]		*[http://www.modsheet.com/breaktheline ModShit]

	*[http://www.modelmayhem.com/vengeance ~~Modelwinhem~~ profile]		*[http://www.modelmayhem.com/vengeance ModelGayhem profile]

	==Unconfirmed==		==Unconfirmed==

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	[[Image:RDTIhaet2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The truth about RobDoesTheInternet.]]		[[Image:RDTIhaet2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|The truth about RobDoesTheInternet.]]
	'''RobDoesTheInternet''' is a [[MySpace troll]] whose real name, [[some argue]], is in fact Hunter (though they are wrong, he is a [[Eurofag]] with a [[TL;DR]] and unpronounceable last name. He is even fluent in [[Moonspeak]]). Rob is known for being the best/worst (depending on your [[POV]]) example of [[internet humanitarianism]] evar. However, Rob is no prude, and [[camwhore\|takes revealing photos]] to use for [[cyber sex\|undercover operations using fake profiles disguised as himself]]. All sorts of [[jailbait]] on MySpace drool over his pics, but Rob is either completely fucking oblivious to this, or, more likely, he's [[~~gay~~]]. Also, though he claims to hunt [[troll]]s, it is quite likely that he is just a troll, one whose act has been generally unhindered for a long time.		'''RobDoesTheInternet''' is a [[MySpace troll]] whose real name, [[some argue]], is in fact Hunter (though they are wrong, he is a [[Eurofag]] with a [[TL;DR]] and unpronounceable last name. He is even fluent in [[Moonspeak]]). Rob is known for being the best/worst (depending on your [[POV]]) example of [[internet humanitarianism]] evar. However, Rob is no prude, and [[camwhore\|takes revealing photos]] to use for [[cyber sex\|undercover operations using fake profiles disguised as himself]]. All sorts of [[jailbait]] on MySpace drool over his pics, but Rob is either completely fucking oblivious to this, or, more likely, he's [[win]]. Also, though he claims to hunt [[troll]]s, it is quite likely that he is just a troll, one whose act has been generally unhindered for a long time.

	==Internet Humanitarianism==		==Internet Humanitarianism==
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	''Main article: See [[Mission: MySpace]]''		''Main article: See [[Mission: MySpace]]''

	[[Contrary to popular belief]], Rob is [[not ~~gay~~]], though he pretends to be on the internet. Having run [[Mission: MySpace]] for over a year, he knows how to hunt MySpace profiles, and will likely get [[you]] deleted for [[bullshit]] reasons. However, the Mission: MySpace venture ended when Rob/Hunter turned down a job offer from [[MySpace]], and was then [[baleet]]ed by a horde of [[babyfur]]s who mass-reported him. However, Rob did manage to get [[over 9000\|over 7000]] MySpace profiles removed. Unfortunately, [[at least 100]] of those were righteous [[troll]]s and [[Anon]]s. Despite his overwheming number of failures, he was resonsible for starting the most massive [[fursecution]] attack on MySpace to date, making him a [[hero]] to some but a [[lulzcow]] to the rest of the internets.		[[Contrary to popular belief]], Rob is [[not win]], though he pretends to be on the internet. Having run [[Mission: MySpace]] for over a year, he knows how to hunt MySpace profiles, and will likely get [[you]] deleted for [[bullshit]] reasons. However, the Mission: MySpace venture ended when Rob/Hunter turned down a job offer from [[MySpace]], and was then [[baleet]]ed by a horde of [[babyfur]]s who mass-reported him. However, Rob did manage to get [[over 9000\|over 7000]] MySpace profiles removed. Unfortunately, [[at least 100]] of those were righteous [[troll]]s and [[Anon]]s. Despite his overwheming number of failures, he was resonsible for starting the most massive [[fursecution]] attack on MySpace to date, making him a [[hero]] to some but a [[lulzcow]] to the rest of the internets.

	==[[Internet model]]ing==		==[[Internet model]]ing==
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	[[Image:Bedpic.jpg\|thumb\|RobDoesTheInternet asking for some [[buttsecks]].]]		[[Image:Bedpic.jpg\|thumb\|RobDoesTheInternet asking for some [[buttsecks]].]]

	Rob was [http://www.modsheet.com/breaktheline the internet's top model] as of [[last Thursday]]. If that doesn't prove that he is [[~~gay~~]], nothing will. On top of that, Rob had joined [[ModelMayhem]], a site full of [[homosexual]]s. Showing his true colors as a [[troll]] (though he claims to hunt trolls), he started an [[epic]] [[flame war]] on that site with all sorts of people he called [[sick fuck]]s, who had default pictures that were [[BAWWW\|against the site's TOS]]. Though the [[faggot]] moderators sided with him, Rob [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|left the site]]. [[Some argue]] he will return, though it will likely be only to troll.		Rob was [http://www.modsheet.com/breaktheline the internet's top model] as of [[last Thursday]]. If that doesn't prove that he is [[win]], nothing will. On top of that, Rob had joined [[ModelMayhem]], a site full of [[homosexual]]s. Showing his true colors as a [[troll]] (though he claims to hunt trolls), he started an [[epic]] [[flame war]] on that site with all sorts of people he called [[sick fuck]]s, who had default pictures that were [[BAWWW\|against the site's TOS]]. Though the [[faggot]] moderators sided with him, Rob [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|left the site]]. [[Some argue]] he will return, though it will likely be only to troll.

	UPDATE: [[Raptor Jesus\|he has returned]], but it is [[porn\|obviously not for trolling]]. [http://www.modelmayhem.com/vengeance Behold the faggotry]		UPDATE: [[Raptor Jesus\|he has returned]], but it is [[porn\|obviously not for trolling]]. [http://www.modelmayhem.com/vengeance Behold the faggotry]
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	Some argue Rob does everything [[for the lulz]], and should be treated as any other troll. Evidence for this theory:		Some argue Rob does everything [[for the lulz]], and should be treated as any other troll. Evidence for this theory:

	~~•~~ He knows almost every fucking [[meme]] on the [[internet]] and [[trying too hard\|tries too hard]] to show off his netspeak knowledge.		• He knows almost every fucking [[meme]] on the [[internet]] and [[trying too hard\|tries too hard]] to show off his netspeak knowledge.

	~~•~~ He makes fake profiles of [[16-year-old girl]]s for pedo hunting on [[MySpace]]. Before getting the pedos [[partyvan\|v&]], when the pedos offer to trade nudes with his fake, Rob will reply to teh pedo n00dz with [[goatse]].		• He makes fake profiles of [[16-year-old girl]]s for pedo hunting on [[MySpace]]. Before getting the pedos [[partyvan\|v&]], when the pedos offer to trade nudes with his fake, Rob will reply to teh pedo n00dz with [[goatse]].

	Some argue Rob is [[~~gay~~]] and [[unfunny]]. Evidence for this theory:		Some argue Rob is [[win]] and [[unfunny]]. Evidence for this theory:

	~~•~~ He takes revealing pictures of himself, but does not have a girlfriend.		• He takes revealing pictures of himself, but does not have a girlfriend.

	~~•~~ He was a [[MySpace celebrity]].		• He was a [[MySpace celebrity]].

	~~•~~ He has a [[MySpace]].		• He has a [[MySpace]].

	~~•~~ He made a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-vQMleB2ZE video making fun of Anonymous], though many speculate this was done to troll.		• He made a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-vQMleB2ZE video making fun of Anonymous], though many speculate this was done to troll.

	~~•~~ Popped collar.		• Popped collar.

	~~•~~ He's a [[Republican]].		• He's a [[Republican]].

	~~•~~ Read his [http://blog.myspace.com/myspacevigilantejustice blog]. '''Baleeted.'''		• Read his [http://blog.myspace.com/myspacevigilantejustice blog]. '''Baleeted.'''

	~~•~~ Apparently he composes metal music, well, he says he does, but there is no proof. Still, [[~~gay~~]].		• Apparently he composes metal music, well, he says he does, but there is no proof. Still, [[win]].

	{{quote\|I'm a [[virgin]] and I've [[what\|never even jacked off]], OK?!\|RobDoesTheInternet - July 27, 2008}}		{{quote\|I'm a [[virgin]] and I've [[what\|never even jacked off]], OK?!\|RobDoesTheInternet - July 27, 2008}}
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	==Other Ventures==		==Other Ventures==

	Rob made it on the news for his internet humanitarianism, became the internet's top model, and even attained [[e-fame]] for a brief period. However, he's [[complete rewrite\|starting from scratch]]. He's moved to [[YouTube]] and [[Facebook]]. Who knows where he'll end up next. Hopefully [[GTFO\|off the internets]], though likely in ~~gay~~ porn.		Rob made it on the news for his internet humanitarianism, became the internet's top model, and even attained [[e-fame]] for a brief period. However, he's [[complete rewrite\|starting from scratch]]. He's moved to [[YouTube]] and [[Facebook]]. Who knows where he'll end up next. Hopefully [[GTFO\|off the internets]], though likely in win porn.

	{{quote\|If you want to make fun of me, please get my approval beforehand, I don't want negative stuff about me out there on the internet. I mean, I am trying to get a good career and all.\|Future [[porn\|Movie]] Star, RobDoesTheInternet}}		{{quote\|If you want to make fun of me, please get my approval beforehand, I don't want negative stuff about me out there on the internet. I mean, I am trying to get a good career and all.\|Future [[porn\|Movie]] Star, RobDoesTheInternet}}
	==Mission: Pornstar==		==Mission: Pornstar==

	Recently, Rob quit MySpace in a [[TL;DR]] diatribe which was <s>the long-anticipated start to his ~~gay~~ porn career</s>, '''it was all an effort to get around 30 very popular YouTube channels deleted, which he managed to by sucking [[YouTube Staff]] cock.'''		Recently, Rob quit MySpace in a [[TL;DR]] diatribe which was <s>the long-anticipated start to his win porn career</s>, '''it was all an effort to get around 30 very popular YouTube channels deleted, which he managed to by sucking [[YouTube Staff]] cock.'''

	Rob has not been sighted since his departure from YouTube and getting those channels deleted. If [[you]] see him, add his link to the '''External Links''' section below.		Rob has not been sighted since his departure from YouTube and getting those channels deleted. If [[you]] see him, add his link to the '''External Links''' section below.
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	Image:RDTIHunter.gif\|Some argue he's a troll.		Image:RDTIHunter.gif\|Some argue he's a troll.
	Image:Rdtiemo.jpg\|He's [[emo]], though he invented [[Guess the Gender]]? [[WTF]], nothing about this guy makes sense anyway.		Image:Rdtiemo.jpg\|He's [[emo]], though he invented [[Guess the Gender]]? [[WTF]], nothing about this guy makes sense anyway.
	Image:~~Corngayun6~~.jpg\|iReport was the predecessor to [[Mission: MySpace]].		Image:Cornwinun6.jpg\|iReport was the predecessor to [[Mission: MySpace]].
	Image:Wherethabeefiy3.jpg\|Nobody has seen his [[cock]].		Image:Wherethabeefiy3.jpg\|Nobody has seen his [[cock]].
	Image:RobDoesTheTooShort.jpg\|Rob admits that he is too [[Ugly\|short]] for modeling.		Image:RobDoesTheTooShort.jpg\|Rob admits that he is too [[Ugly\|short]] for modeling.
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	==External ~~Links~~==		==External links==

	*[http://www.myspace.com/endec LOL Africa]		*[http://www.myspace.com/endec LOL Africa]
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	*[http://www.modsheet.com/breaktheline ModShit]		*[http://www.modsheet.com/breaktheline ModShit]

	*[http://www.modelmayhem.com/vengeance ~~ModelGayhem~~ profile]		*[http://www.modelmayhem.com/vengeance Modelwinhem profile]

	==Unconfirmed==		==Unconfirmed==

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[[Image:RDTIhaet2.jpg|thumb|right|The truth about RobDoesTheInternet.]]
'''RobDoesTheInternet''' is a [[MySpace troll]] whose real name, [[some argue]], is in fact Hunter (though they are wrong, he is a [[Eurofag]] with a [[TL;DR]] and unpronounceable last name. He is even fluent in [[Moonspeak]]). Rob is known for being the best/worst (depending on your [[POV]]) example of [[internet humanitarianism]] evar. However, Rob is no prude, and [[camwhore|takes revealing photos]] to use for [[cyber sex|undercover operations using fake profiles disguised as himself]]. All sorts of [[jailbait]] on MySpace drool over his pics, but Rob is either completely fucking oblivious to this, or, more likely, he's [[gay]]. Also, though he claims to hunt [[troll]]s, it is quite likely that he is just a troll, one whose act has been generally unhindered for a long time.

==Internet Humanitarianism==

''Main article: See [[Mission: MySpace]]''

[[Contrary to popular belief]], Rob is [[not gay]], though he pretends to be on the internet. Having run [[Mission: MySpace]] for over a year, he knows how to hunt MySpace profiles, and will likely get [[you]] deleted for [[bullshit]] reasons. However, the Mission: MySpace venture ended when Rob/Hunter turned down a job offer from [[MySpace]], and was then [[baleet]]ed by a horde of [[babyfur]]s who mass-reported him. However, Rob did manage to get [[over 9000|over 7000]] MySpace profiles removed. Unfortunately, [[at least 100]] of those were righteous [[troll]]s and [[Anon]]s. Despite his overwheming number of failures, he was resonsible for starting the most massive [[fursecution]] attack on MySpace to date, making him a [[hero]] to some but a [[lulzcow]] to the rest of the internets.

==[[Internet model]]ing==

[[Image:Bedpic.jpg|thumb|RobDoesTheInternet asking for some [[buttsecks]].]]

Rob was [http://www.modsheet.com/breaktheline the internet's top model] as of [[last Thursday]]. If that doesn't prove that he is [[gay]], nothing will. On top of that, Rob had joined [[ModelMayhem]], a site full of [[homosexual]]s. Showing his true colors as a [[troll]] (though he claims to hunt trolls), he started an [[epic]] [[flame war]] on that site with all sorts of people he called [[sick fuck]]s, who had default pictures that were [[BAWWW|against the site's TOS]]. Though the [[faggot]] moderators sided with him, Rob [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|left the site]]. [[Some argue]] he will return, though it will likely be only to troll.

UPDATE: [[Raptor Jesus|he has returned]], but it is [[porn|obviously not for trolling]]. [http://www.modelmayhem.com/vengeance Behold the faggotry]

==Theories==

[[Image:Rdtin1.jpg|thumb|right|[[Bullshit|Yeah, that really helps bust perverts]].]]

Some argue Rob does everything [[for the lulz]], and should be treated as any other troll. Evidence for this theory:

• He knows almost every fucking [[meme]] on the [[internet]] and [[trying too hard|tries too hard]] to show off his netspeak knowledge.

• He makes fake profiles of [[16-year-old girl]]s for pedo hunting on [[MySpace]]. Before getting the pedos [[partyvan|v&]], when the pedos offer to trade nudes with his fake, Rob will reply to teh pedo n00dz with [[goatse]].

Some argue Rob is [[gay]] and [[unfunny]]. Evidence for this theory:

• He takes revealing pictures of himself, but does not have a girlfriend.

• He was a [[MySpace celebrity]].

• He has a [[MySpace]].

• He made a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-vQMleB2ZE video making fun of Anonymous], though many speculate this was done to troll.

• Popped collar.

• He's a [[Republican]].

• Read his [http://blog.myspace.com/myspacevigilantejustice blog]. '''Baleeted.'''

• Apparently he composes metal music, well, he says he does, but there is no proof. Still, [[gay]].

{{quote|I'm a [[virgin]] and I've [[what|never even jacked off]], OK?!|RobDoesTheInternet - July 27, 2008}}

Now if a 19-year-old guy says that, [[some argue]] he is simply [[asexual]], but considering his burning hatred for all forms of [[secks]], it is suspected he either lacks a [[cock]] or took part in the BME Pain Olympics, <s>though his voice indicates otherwise</s>. Voice synthesizers.

==Other Ventures==

Rob made it on the news for his internet humanitarianism, became the internet's top model, and even attained [[e-fame]] for a brief period. However, he's [[complete rewrite|starting from scratch]]. He's moved to [[YouTube]] and [[Facebook]]. Who knows where he'll end up next. Hopefully [[GTFO|off the internets]], though likely in gay porn.

{{quote|If you want to make fun of me, please get my approval beforehand, I don't want negative stuff about me out there on the internet. I mean, I am trying to get a good career and all.|Future [[porn|Movie]] Star, RobDoesTheInternet}}
==Mission: Pornstar==

Recently, Rob quit MySpace in a [[TL;DR]] diatribe which was <s>the long-anticipated start to his gay porn career</s>, '''it was all an effort to get around 30 very popular YouTube channels deleted, which he managed to by sucking [[YouTube Staff]] cock.'''

Rob has not been sighted since his departure from YouTube and getting those channels deleted. If [[you]] see him, add his link to the '''External Links''' section below.

==[[Hate Art]]==

<gallery>
Image:Churchsignat2.jpg|RobDoesTheInternet meets [[religion]].
Image:Iryw.jpg|I bet he does more than report it.
Image:RDTIJA1.jpg|Rob and former colleague [[Jude's Army]].
Image:Heeeeay2oe1.jpg|HE DID PORN! LOL.
Image:RDTIHunter.gif|Some argue he's a troll.
Image:Rdtiemo.jpg|He's [[emo]], though he invented [[Guess the Gender]]? [[WTF]], nothing about this guy makes sense anyway.
Image:Corngayun6.jpg|iReport was the predecessor to [[Mission: MySpace]].
Image:Wherethabeefiy3.jpg|Nobody has seen his [[cock]].
Image:RobDoesTheTooShort.jpg|Rob admits that he is too [[Ugly|short]] for modeling.

</gallery>

==External Links==

*[http://www.myspace.com/endec LOL Africa]

*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=6267694287 Mission: Facebook]

*[http://www.modsheet.com/breaktheline ModShit]

*[http://www.modelmayhem.com/vengeance ModelGayhem profile]

==Unconfirmed==

*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=235511583 LOL WUT?] Sleeping with [[Danielspengies]]? Likely Danielspengies' [[sockpuppet]].

*[http://x02.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=RobDoesTheInternet XTube]... this'll be bad for his prude image. Likely not him since he's so anti-porn, but who knows. UPDATE: He says it's not him, but admits to having an XTube account for [[cyber sex|trolling]]. SOMEBODY FUCKING FIND THIS.

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