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	[[File:Trump surrounded by reptoids.jpg\|thumb\|right\|400px\|They run the show.]]		[[File:Trump surrounded by reptoids.jpg\|thumb\|right\|400px\|They run the show.]]

	'''Reptoids''' are an inter-dimensional race disguising themselves as human beings, which have infiltrated the global power structures [[for the lulz\|to enslave the human race]] and turn all of us into Reptoid [[food]] via a process known as involuntary Organ Harvesting <b> THEY WANT YOUR TASTY [[LIVER]] </b>.		'''Reptoids''' are an inter-dimensional race disguising themselves as human beings, which have infiltrated the global power structures [[for the lulz\|to enslave the human race]] and turn all of us into Reptoid [[food]] via a process known as involuntary Organ Harvesting <b> THEY WANT YOUR TASTY [[Liver\|LIVER]] </b>.

	[[Some argue]] that the only ones capable of seeing Reptoids are [[psychic]]s, although by way of employing [[tinfoil hats]] one could conceivably disrupt [[Fox News\|thought-control beams]] long enough to sneak a glance at a Reptoid during [[Power Rangers\|it's morph-in-time]].		[[Some argue]] that the only ones capable of seeing Reptoids are [[psychic]]s, although by way of employing [[tinfoil hats]] one could conceivably disrupt [[Fox News\|thought-control beams]] long enough to sneak a glance at a Reptoid during [[Power Rangers\|it's morph-in-time]].

imported>Moshe Finkberg at 01:56, 16 November 2022

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	[[File:Trump surrounded by reptoids.jpg\|thumb\|right\|400px\|They run the show.]]		[[File:Trump surrounded by reptoids.jpg\|thumb\|right\|400px\|They run the show.]]

	'''Reptoids''' are an inter-dimensional race disguising themselves as human beings, which have infiltrated the global power structures [[for the lulz\|to enslave the human race]] and turn all of us into Reptoid [[food]].		'''Reptoids''' are an inter-dimensional race disguising themselves as human beings, which have infiltrated the global power structures [[for the lulz\|to enslave the human race]] and turn all of us into Reptoid [[food]] via a process known as involuntary Organ Harvesting <b> THEY WANT YOUR TASTY [[LIVER]] </b>.

	[[Some argue]] that the only ones capable of seeing Reptoids are [[psychic]]s, although by way of employing [[tinfoil hats]] one could conceivably disrupt [[Fox News\|thought-control beams]] long enough to sneak a glance at a Reptoid during [[Power Rangers\|it's morph-in-time]].		[[Some argue]] that the only ones capable of seeing Reptoids are [[psychic]]s, although by way of employing [[tinfoil hats]] one could conceivably disrupt [[Fox News\|thought-control beams]] long enough to sneak a glance at a Reptoid during [[Power Rangers\|it's morph-in-time]].

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	{{~~stub}}~~		{{notice\|''Not to be confused with: [[Scalies\|Human retards who disguise themselves as reptiles for mating purposes]]''}}
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	~~[[Image~~:~~RaptorJesus2.jpg\|thumb\|right\|~~[[~~Raptor Jesus~~\|~~The original Reptoid]]~~]]		[[File:Trump surrounded by reptoids.jpg\|thumb\|right\|400px\|They run the show.]]

	[[~~Image~~:~~Duracell matrix~~.jpg\|thumb\|right\|~~In order to change a [[NORP\|human being]] into [[lulz~~\|~~this]]~~.]]

	'''Reptoids''' are an inter-dimensional race disguising themselves as human beings, which have infiltrated the global power structures [[for the lulz\|to enslave the human race]] and turn all of us into Reptoid [[food]].		'''Reptoids''' are an inter-dimensional race disguising themselves as human beings, which have infiltrated the global power structures [[for the lulz\|to enslave the human race]] and turn all of us into Reptoid [[food]].
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	Reptoids are known to live in giant underground cave complexes, where they spend guv'ment moneys on their extensive furcadia accounts. They have been seen with wings, horns, homosexual bumper stickers, and at Obama rallies. They regularly rape Tom to create their alien-reptile-human hybrids, then force their inbred flippered children into slave labor camps, where they spend all their time updating the reptoids' myspace pages.		Reptoids are known to live in giant underground cave complexes, where they spend guv'ment moneys on their extensive furcadia accounts. They have been seen with wings, horns, homosexual bumper stickers, and at Obama rallies. They regularly rape Tom to create their alien-reptile-human hybrids, then force their inbred flippered children into slave labor camps, where they spend all their time updating the reptoids' myspace pages.

	Reptoids were first [[Schizophrenia\|discovered]] (some close-minded sheeple would say "invented") by the [[profit\|prophet]] named [[David Icke]] [[at least 100 years ago]]. It is through his diligent [[drug abuse\|research]] that we now know that taking our children to day care will result in them being [http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biggestsecret/matrix/matrix15.htm ritualistically raped and tortured by Satanic lizard-men], [[Jews\|reptoids]] did 9/11, that [[slowpoke\|we're all just slaves to the man]] and that the only way we'll ever save ourselves from bondage to our evil reptilian overlords is to [[hippie\|love one another unconditionally and always send positive energy into the world]] (because that's always worked before, amirite?). If you ever have the misfortune or mental disorder to read his books and are clever enough to read between the lines, it becomes quite clear that when he says "reptoid" he ~~<i>~~really~~</i>~~ means Jew.		Reptoids were first [[Schizophrenia\|discovered]] (some close-minded sheeple would say "invented") by the [[profit\|prophet]] named [[David Icke]] [[at least 100 years ago]]. It is through his diligent [[drug abuse\|research]] that we now know that taking our children to day care will result in them being [http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biggestsecret/matrix/matrix15.htm ritualistically raped and tortured by Satanic lizard-men], [[Jews\|reptoids]] did 9/11, that [[slowpoke\|we're all just slaves to the man]] and that the only way we'll ever save ourselves from bondage to our evil reptilian overlords is to [[hippie\|love one another unconditionally and always send positive energy into the world]] (because that's always worked before, amirite?). If you ever have the misfortune or mental disorder to read his books and are clever enough to read between the lines, it becomes quite clear that when he says "reptoid" he ''really'' means Jew.

	== Human-Suits ==		== Human-Suits ==
	Reptoids are known to wear human-suits in order to conserve energy. When a politician takes the spotlight it is usually because a Reptoid has [[blowjob\|sucked]] out their [[tubgirl\|innards]] and used their [[cum\|skin]] as a jelloey suit so they can [[rofl\|silence]] [[everyone\|dissent]].		[[Image:RaptorJesus2.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|[[Raptor Jesus\|The original Reptoid]]]]
			Reptoids are known to wear human-suits in order to conserve energy. When a politician takes the spotlight it is usually because a Reptoid has [[blowjob\|sucked]] out their [[tubgirl\|innards]] and used their [[cum\|skin]] as a jelloey suit so they can [[rofl\|silence]] [[everyone\|dissent]]. Fortunately, their disguises can be rumbled by any basement-dwelling pothead making some small tweaks with Photoshop. Typical alien invaders, always overlook something small but crucial.
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			<br>
			<center>
			{{frame\|<gallery>
			Image:Reptoid_paul1.jpg\|1) Save a JPEG with high compression
			Image:Reptoid_paul2.jpg\|2) Apply the solarize filter
			Image:Reptoid_paul3.jpg\|3) Apply the find edges filter to detect the shapeshifting lines
			</gallery>\|border=#2b6519\|background=#ccb323}}
			</center>
			<br>
	{{clear}}		{{clear}}

	~~[[Image:Reptoid_paul1.jpg\|thumb\|263px\|Save a JPEG with high compression]]~~
	~~[[Image:Reptoid_paul2.jpg\|thumb\|263px\|Apply the solarize filter]]~~
	~~[[Image:Reptoid_paul3.jpg\|thumb\|263px\|Apply the find edges filter to detect the shapeshifting lines]]~~

	== How To Spot One ==		== How To Spot One ==
	<big>'''OMG <s>MPEG COMPRESSION ARTIFACTS</s> REPTILIANS CAUGHT SHAPESHIFTING'''</big>		<big>'''OMG <s>MPEG COMPRESSION ARTIFACTS</s> REPTILIANS CAUGHT SHAPESHIFTING'''</big>
	<center>{{frame\|{{fv\|JoneRants\|background-color: ~~lightgray~~;\|font-weight: bold;		<br>
	\|<youtube>LIALzT3uHAU</youtube><center>OMG ~~THE GUY~~ WALKS AWAY AS HE IS SHAPESHIFTING! ~~UNDENIABLE~~ PROOF!</center>		<br>
	\|<youtube>~~Qj8741m2jLc~~</youtube><center>'''Note the [[Donnie Darko]] music.'''</center>		<center>{{frame\|{{fv\|JoneRants\|background-color:white;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|<youtube>~~yYytMAjDsg4~~</youtube><center>'''~~Like the video says, his~~ tongue moves too fast for [[an hero\|an human.]]'''</center>		\|<youtube>LIALzT3uHAU</youtube><center>'''OMG HE WALKS AWAY AS HE IS SHAPESHIFTING! PROOF!'''</center>
	\|<youtube>dwKcjRD1DNE</youtube><center>~~According to this video~~'~~s title, this~~ video [[USI\|made the world aware of ~~shapeshifting~~ space lizards.]]</center>		\|<youtube>NveOvHvlawo</youtube><center>'''Note the [[Donnie Darko]] music.'''</center>
			\|<youtube>ZB0kV2z38pY</youtube><center>'''His tongue moves too fast for [[an hero\|an human.]]'''</center>
			\|<youtube>dwKcjRD1DNE</youtube><center>'''This video [[USI\|made the world aware of space lizards.]]'''</center>
	\|<youtube>bVIglDQpb50</youtube><center>'''Licking your lips=OMG [[W]] IS A REPTILE!'''</center>		\|<youtube>bVIglDQpb50</youtube><center>'''Licking your lips=OMG [[W]] IS A REPTILE!'''</center>
	\|<youtube>wu77YbjTa38</youtube~~><br/~~><center>'''A mindless, ~~flouride~~ drinking sheeple tries to debunk the reptoids.'''</center>		\|<youtube>wu77YbjTa38</youtube><center>'''A mindless, fluoride drinking sheeple tries to debunk the reptoids.'''</center>
	}}\|border=~~lightgray~~\|background=~~lightgray~~}}</center>		}}\|border=#2b6519\|background=#ccb323}}</center>


			== Gallery ==
			<br>
			<center>

	~~== Reptoid Gallery ==~~		{{frame\|<center><gallery perrow=4>
	<center><gallery>
	Image:Gorn star trek.jpg\|A standard reptoid...		Image:Gorn star trek.jpg\|A standard reptoid...
	Image:Thehorror.jpg\|[[Michael Jackson\|and one with boobs!]]		Image:Thehorror.jpg\|[[Michael Jackson\|and one with boobs!]]
	Image:McCain Grin.jpg\|A [[retard\|redtoid]] here.		Image:McCain Grin.jpg\|A [[retard\|redtoid]] here.
	Image:Obama Grin.jpg\|And a black person one too!		Image:Obama Grin.jpg\|And a black person one too!
	<~~!-- Image~~:~~Billthelizard~~.~~jpg\|UNDENIABLE PROOF -->~~		</gallery><gallery perrow=5>
			File:Reptoid mark arbib (president, athletics australia).png
	Image:Lizard_Queen.jpg\|God save the reptilian queen.		Image:Lizard_Queen.jpg\|God save the reptilian queen.
	Image:Davidickelizard.jpg\|OH SHI-		Image:Davidickelizard.jpg\|OH SHI-
	</gallery></center>		File:Hillary clinton reptoid unmasked.jpg\|Phew! What a relief
			File:Kellyanne conway and steve bannon reptoids in disguise.jpg
			</gallery></center>\|border=#2b6519\|background=#ccb323}}
			</center>

	== See Also ==		== See Also ==
			[[Image:Duracell matrix.jpg\|thumb\|500px\|In order to change a [[NORP\|human being]] into [[lulz\|this]].]]
	*[[Jews]]		*[[Jews]]
	*[[Illuminati]]		*[[Illuminati]]
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	*[[Xee-A Twelve]]		*[[Xee-A Twelve]]

	== Known Reptoids ==		=== Known Reptoids ===

	*[[George bush]]		*[[George bush]]
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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
	*[http://www.whitehouse.gov Reptilian homepage]
	*http://www.reptoids.com/		* [http://www.whitehouse.gov Reptilian homepage]
			* http://www.reptoids.com/


	{{truth}}		{{truth}}
	{{otherkin}}		{{otherkin}}

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imported>VX: /* Reptoid Gallery */

2014-09-09T12:12:53Z

Reptoid Gallery

← Older revision	Revision as of 12:12, 9 September 2014
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imported>VX: /* Reptoid Gallery */

2014-09-09T12:12:53Z

Reptoid Gallery

← Older revision	Revision as of 12:12, 9 September 2014
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imported>VX: /* Reptoid Gallery */

2014-09-09T12:12:53Z

Reptoid Gallery

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[[Image:RaptorJesus2.jpg|thumb|right|[[Raptor Jesus|The original Reptoid]]]]

[[Image:Duracell matrix.jpg|thumb|right|In order to change a [[NORP|human being]] into [[lulz|this]].]]

'''Reptoids''' are an inter-dimensional race disguising themselves as human beings, which have infiltrated the global power structures [[for the lulz|to enslave the human race]] and turn all of us into Reptoid [[food]].

[[Some argue]] that the only ones capable of seeing Reptoids are [[psychic]]s, although by way of employing [[tinfoil hats]] one could conceivably disrupt [[Fox News|thought-control beams]] long enough to sneak a glance at a Reptoid during [[Power Rangers|it's morph-in-time]].

In collusion with the [[Illuminati]], the Reptoids are second only to [[Jews]] in their malevolence, and as the ones responsible for Candlejack, the Re

Reptoids are known to live in giant underground cave complexes, where they spend guv'ment moneys on their extensive furcadia accounts. They have been seen with wings, horns, homosexual bumper stickers, and at Obama rallies. They regularly rape Tom to create their alien-reptile-human hybrids, then force their inbred flippered children into slave labor camps, where they spend all their time updating the reptoids' myspace pages.

Reptoids were first [[Schizophrenia|discovered]] (some close-minded sheeple would say "invented") by the [[profit|prophet]] named [[David Icke]] [[at least 100 years ago]]. It is through his diligent [[drug abuse|research]] that we now know that taking our children to day care will result in them being [http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biggestsecret/matrix/matrix15.htm ritualistically raped and tortured by Satanic lizard-men], [[Jews|reptoids]] did 9/11, that [[slowpoke|we're all just slaves to the man]] and that the only way we'll ever save ourselves from bondage to our evil reptilian overlords is to [[hippie|love one another unconditionally and always send positive energy into the world]] (because that's always worked before, amirite?). If you ever have the misfortune or mental disorder to read his books and are clever enough to read between the lines, it becomes quite clear that when he says "reptoid" he <i>really</i> means Jew.

== Human-Suits ==
Reptoids are known to wear human-suits in order to conserve energy. When a politician takes the spotlight it is usually because a Reptoid has [[blowjob|sucked]] out their [[tubgirl|innards]] and used their [[cum|skin]] as a jelloey suit so they can [[rofl|silence]] [[everyone|dissent]].
{{clear}}

[[Image:Reptoid_paul1.jpg|thumb|263px|Save a JPEG with high compression]]
[[Image:Reptoid_paul2.jpg|thumb|263px|Apply the solarize filter]]
[[Image:Reptoid_paul3.jpg|thumb|263px|Apply the find edges filter to detect the shapeshifting lines]]

== How To Spot One ==
<big>'''OMG <s>MPEG COMPRESSION ARTIFACTS</s> REPTILIANS CAUGHT SHAPESHIFTING'''</big>
<center>{{frame|{{fv|JoneRants|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>LIALzT3uHAU</youtube><center>OMG THE GUY WALKS AWAY AS HE IS SHAPESHIFTING! UNDENIABLE PROOF!</center>
|<youtube>Qj8741m2jLc</youtube><center>'''Note the [[Donnie Darko]] music.'''</center>
|<youtube>yYytMAjDsg4</youtube><center>'''Like the video says, his tongue moves too fast for [[an hero|an human.]]'''</center>
|<youtube>dwKcjRD1DNE</youtube><center>According to this video's title, this video [[USI|made the world aware of shapeshifting space lizards.]]</center>
|<youtube>bVIglDQpb50</youtube><center>'''Licking your lips=OMG [[W]] IS A REPTILE!'''</center>
|<youtube>wu77YbjTa38</youtube><br/><center>'''A mindless, flouride drinking sheeple tries to debunk the reptoids.'''</center>
}}|border=lightgray|background=lightgray}}</center>

== Reptoid Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
Image:Gorn star trek.jpg|A standard reptoid...
Image:Thehorror.jpg|[[Michael Jackson|and one with boobs!]]
Image:McCain Grin.jpg|A [[retard|redtoid]] here.
Image:Obama Grin.jpg|And a black person one too!

Image:Lizard_Queen.jpg|God save the reptilian queen.
Image:Davidickelizard.jpg|OH SHI-
</gallery></center>

== See Also ==
*[[Jews]]
*[[Illuminati]]
*[[Otherkin]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[Aliens]]
*[[David Icke]]
*[[Truthism.com]]
*[[They Live]]
*[[Gorilla199]]
*[[Xee-A Twelve]]

== Known Reptoids ==

*[[George bush]]
*[[Barack Obama]]
*[[Justin Beiber]]
*[[Jerry Seinfeld]]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.whitehouse.gov Reptilian homepage]
*http://www.reptoids.com/

{{truth}}
{{otherkin}}