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	~~{{cleanup}}~~[[Image:Mariolbathtubrape.jpg\|thumb\|If you laughed at this picture, you are a rapist.]]		[[Image:Mariolbathtubrape.jpg\|thumb\|If you laughed at this picture, you are a rapist.]]
	[[Image:11254325 Lady J SqueezeThese.jpg\|thumb\|right\|If she's [[asking for it]], but then says "no", you're a rapist.]]		[[Image:11254325 Lady J SqueezeThese.jpg\|thumb\|right\|If she's [[asking for it]], but then says "no", you're a rapist.]]
	[[image:ink_blot.gif\|thumb\|If this ink blot looks like rape to you, you are a rapist.]]		[[image:ink_blot.gif\|thumb\|If this ink blot looks like rape to you, you are a rapist.]]

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	~~{{cleanup}}~~[[Image:Mariolbathtubrape.jpg\|thumb\|If you laughed at this picture, you are a rapist.]]		[[Image:Mariolbathtubrape.jpg\|thumb\|If you laughed at this picture, you are a rapist.]]
	[[Image:11254325 Lady J SqueezeThese.jpg\|thumb\|right\|If she's [[asking for it]], but then says "no", you're a rapist.]]		[[Image:11254325 Lady J SqueezeThese.jpg\|thumb\|right\|If she's [[asking for it]], but then says "no", you're a rapist.]]
	[[image:ink_blot.gif\|thumb\|If this ink blot looks like rape to you, you are a rapist.]]		[[image:ink_blot.gif\|thumb\|If this ink blot looks like rape to you, you are a rapist.]]

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	# If she’s a prostitute and she says “No” then you’re a rapist.		# If she’s a prostitute and she says “No” then you’re a rapist.
	# If she’s a stripper and she says “No” then you’re a rapist. Likewise, if she’s a stripper and she’s been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.		# If she’s a stripper and she says “No” then you’re a rapist. Likewise, if she’s a stripper and she’s been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.
	# If you ~~[[Voyeurism\|~~watch a woman being raped]] without calling the authorities then you’re as bad as a rapist and you may also be a rapist yourself.		# If you watch a woman being raped without calling the authorities then you’re as bad as a rapist and you may also be a rapist yourself.
	# If you don’t fight rape then you accept rape.		# If you don’t fight rape then you accept rape.
	# [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|If you don’t believe a woman when she says she was raped]] [[bullshit\|then you’re encouraging rape]] and send her back into the kitchen.		# [[Shit Nobody Cares About\|If you don’t believe a woman when she says she was raped]] [[bullshit\|then you’re encouraging rape]] and send her back into the kitchen.
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	# If you find any humor in Chuck Norris jokes, you should be shot, stabbed, hanged, shot again, drawn quartered, laced back together, stabbed twice more, beaten with reeds, and fed to [[fag\|raving lunatics]]. Oh, and you're also a rapist		# If you find any humor in Chuck Norris jokes, you should be shot, stabbed, hanged, shot again, drawn quartered, laced back together, stabbed twice more, beaten with reeds, and fed to [[fag\|raving lunatics]]. Oh, and you're also a rapist
	# If you've read [[at least 100]] of these, you're a rapist.		# If you've read [[at least 100]] of these, you're a rapist.
	# If you don't know how many of these you've actually read without having to look at the number list, you're a [[retard\|rapist that can't count]]		# If you don't know how many of these you've actually read without having to look at the number list, you're a [[retard\|rapist that can't count]].
	# If she says [[Lie\|"I give you my consent to have sex with me"]] and you then put your [[penis]] into her [[vagina]], you're a rapist.		# If she says [[Lie\|"I give you my consent to have sex with me"]] and you then put your [[penis]] into her [[vagina]], you're a rapist.
	# If you are Eminem, you are a [[Wigger\|rappist]], which is worse than a rapist, but you are also still a rapist.		# If you are Eminem, you are a [[Wigger\|rappist]], which is worse than a rapist, but you are also still a rapist.
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	# If you watch or listen to Howard Stern, you are a rapist.		# If you watch or listen to Howard Stern, you are a rapist.
	# If you got an erection at any point in time while reading this list you are DEFINITELY a rapist.		# If you got an erection at any point in time while reading this list you are DEFINITELY a rapist.
	# If rape turns you on you are Japanese		# If rape turns you on you are Japanese.
	# If you know who shot Kennedy you are a rapist.		# If you know who shot Kennedy you are a rapist.
	# [[John F. Kennedy\|If you shot Kennedy]] you are a rapist.		# [[John F. Kennedy\|If you shot Kennedy]] you are a rapist.
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	# If you are on ED right now, you are a rapist.		# If you are on ED right now, you are a rapist.
	# If u no lyke mudkipz, you are a major rapist.		# If u no lyke mudkipz, you are a major rapist.
	# If you have AIDS, you are a rapist. Therefore, the guy that gave you those AIDS, is also a rapist, because he couldn't it in his fucking pants. RAPISTRAPISTRAPIST.		# If you have AIDS, you are a rapist. Therefore, the guy that gave you those AIDS, is also a rapist, because he couldn't keep it in his fucking pants. RAPISTRAPISTRAPIST.
	# If, meanwhile reading all this list, you thought there were some entries twice or three times repeated, not only you are a rapist, but also a maniac.		# If, meanwhile reading all this list, you thought there were some entries twice or three times repeated, not only you are a rapist, but also a maniac.
	# If you did read this list to da end,and you didn't find it funny,you're not only a rapist but a emo,too.		# If you did read this list to da end,and you didn't find it funny,you're not only a rapist but a emo,too.
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	# If you read this, you're a rapist.		# If you read this, you're a rapist.
	# If you are [[W. T. Snacks]] you are immune to all rapists.		# If you are [[W. T. Snacks]] you are immune to all rapists.
	# If you've even been banned from [[/b/]] you are a rapist.		# If you've even been banned from [[B\|/b/]] you are a rapist.
	# If you can't believe it's not butter, you are a rapist.		# If you can't believe it's not butter, you are a rapist.
	# If you have red hair and made the last 8 entries, then you are a rapist who needs to brush their teeth.		# If you have red hair and made the last 8 entries, then you are a rapist who needs to brush their teeth.
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	# Penis jokes go in the rapist pile, rapist.		# Penis jokes go in the rapist pile, rapist.
	# If you are a rich black man, you are a rapist. No. NO. NOOOO! You are a rapist and you will accept it.		# If you are a rich black man, you are a rapist. No. NO. NOOOO! You are a rapist and you will accept it.
	# ~~You suck at math. So~~ you ~~suck at life. And you suck at convincing everyone that~~ you ~~are clean. You~~ are a ~~filthy~~ rapist.		# If you went to this particular number not only you are a rapist but also a satanist.
	# (We are now skipping to [http://osx.on.nimp.org this], since you still can't realize that you are a rapist. And we are also skipping to the 900s.)		# (We are now skipping to [http://osx.on.nimp.org this], since you still can't realize that you are a rapist. And we are also skipping to the 900s.)
	# Why would you not notice that the prime tenths in all of those were not followed by periods? If you did notice, you noticed prime numbers, which makes you a rapists. This is because prime numbers are rapists.]]		# Why would you not notice that the prime tenths in all of those were not followed by periods? If you did notice, you noticed prime numbers, which makes you a rapists. This is because prime numbers are rapists.]]
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	# If you add things to this list, and are above the age of 13, you are a rapist.		# If you add things to this list, and are above the age of 13, you are a rapist.
	# If you added things to this list long after it was considered funny, you are a rapist		# If you added things to this list long after it was considered funny, you are a rapist
			# If you are not a [[sjw]] then you are a rapist
			# If you run with scissors you are a rapist
			# If you use any offensive slurs you are a rapist
			# If you trigger memories of rape you are a rapist
			# If you put the toilet paper roll under then you are a rapist
			{{quote\|[[TL;DR\|To sum up this list]]: It's safe to assume that everyone <strike>here</strike> is a rapist.}}

	{{~~quote\|[[TL;DR\|To sum up this list]]: It's safe to assume that everyone <strike>here</strike> is a rapist.~~}}		{{RapeSeries}}
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imported>Milorambaldi43: Various corrections

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