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	[[Image:talentless.gif\|thumb\|240px\|SPOILER: RapeMusic.com may give you AIDS]]		[[Image:talentless.gif\|thumb\|240px\|SPOILER: RapeMusic.com may give you AIDS]]
	'''RapeMusic.com''', or '''RM''' (pronounced ar-em) is an online [[mantrain\|Man Train]], assembled by the worst fucking rappers in history, period. Imagine thousands of people, all with identical outlooks, all inspired by the same 4-5 [[unwarranted self-importance\|underground rappers]], all trying to achieve the same exact outcome. Now give them Radio Shack mics, [[Music#Popular_Music_Making_Programs\|CoolEdit Pro]], and an internet connection. (Speakers are optional since it is obvious these "artists" have never heard themselves rap.) Make 10% of them black person with [[liberal\|inferiority complexes]] and the other 98% of them [[wigger\|Middle Class white boiz]] with minority complexes. This combination physically repulses women within 25 hops of any server that goes near the same ISP that RM.com uses. In fact, [http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1069141 this is what happens] when a girl goes to RapeMusic.com. She gets [[rape\|raped]]. ([http://board.rapmusic.com/members/marxist.html MARXIST] doesn't count since he is a body-builder).		'''RapeMusic.com''', or '''RM''' (pronounced ar-em) is an online [[mantrain\|Man Train]], assembled by the worst fucking rappers in history, period. Imagine thousands of people, all with identical outlooks, all inspired by the same 4-5 [[unwarranted self-importance\|underground rappers]], all trying to achieve the same exact outcome. Now give them Radio Shack mics, [[Music#Popular_Music_Making_Programs\|CoolEdit Pro]], and an internet connection. (Speakers are optional since it is obvious these "artists" have never heard themselves rap.) Make 10% of them black person with [[liberal\|inferiority complexes]] and the other 98% of them [[wigger\|Middle Class white boiz]] with minority complexes. This combination physically repulses women within 25 hops of any server that goes near the same ISP that RM.com uses. In fact, [http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1069141 this is what happens] when a girl goes to RapeMusic.com. She gets [[rape\|raped]]. ([http://board.rapmusic.com/members/marxist.html MARXIST] doesn't count since he is a body-builder).

			In 1999, rich white people realized that [[failfags\|white people who wanted to be black]] were migrating over to the [[Tubes]], looking to [[Facial\|spit a hot verse]] on each other. These netcees populated numerous ez boards, forums and chatrooms, dedicating much of their time to online rap careers. Out of the pack, no one volunteered to deal with the mess this demographic would leave. But one brave man, known by the moniker [http://board.rapmusic.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=8 Janitor] (it's his self-proclaimed job to clean up the poop) made it his life mission to power this time vampire with [http://secunia.com/advisories/16873/ vBulletin]. Apparently, people think that advertising their product to a bunch of people with horrible credit or no credit cards is good for their online business. ([[Capitalism\|The market will teach them!]]) He has since become a professional herder of [[lolcow]] and he milks them for equal amounts of [[lulz]] and ad revenue.

	[[Image:whiteboy.jpg\|thumb\|240px\|The key to success]]		[[Image:whiteboy.jpg\|thumb\|240px\|The key to success]]
	[[Image:delicious_mantraffic.gif\|thumb\|240px\|RM.com hoarding all that delicious mantraffic]]		[[Image:delicious_mantraffic.gif\|thumb\|240px\|RM.com hoarding all that delicious mantraffic]]

	~~== The Architect ==~~
	In 1999, rich white people realized that [[failfags\|white people who wanted to be black]] were migrating over to the [[Tubes]], looking to [[Facial\|spit a hot verse]] on each other. These netcees populated numerous ez boards, forums and chatrooms, dedicating much of their time to online rap careers. Out of the pack, no one volunteered to deal with the mess this demographic would leave. But one brave man, known by the moniker [http://board.rapmusic.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=8 Janitor] (it's his self-proclaimed job to clean up the poop) made it his life mission to power this time vampire with [http://secunia.com/advisories/16873/ vBulletin]. Apparently, people think that advertising their product to a bunch of people with horrible credit or no credit cards is good for their online business. ([[Capitalism\|The market will teach them!]]) He has since become a professional herder of [[lolcow]] and he milks them for equal amounts of [[lulz]] and ad revenue.

	==Classes==		==Classes==

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	* [http://board.rapmusic.com/lipstick-alley/925629-yo-ghettoqueen.html#post12600188 Raaaaage]		* [http://board.rapmusic.com/lipstick-alley/925629-yo-ghettoqueen.html#post12600188 Raaaaage]


			{{Rap}}
	{{Music}}		{{Music}}

	[[Category:Music]]		[[Category:Music]]
	[[Category:Faggotry]]		[[Category:Faggotry]]

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	* [http://board.rapmusic.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=50695 DZK] AKA:		* [http://board.rapmusic.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=50695 DZK] AKA:
	** Andy		** Andy
	** Poor Man's Eminem		** Poor Man's [[Eminem]]
	** Soundclick's Elvis		** Soundclick's Elvis
	* [http://board.rapmusic.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=79479 Noodles] AKA:		* [http://board.rapmusic.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=79479 Noodles] AKA:
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	Occasionally, this collective of welfare recipients and it's loyal following of white apologists occasionally create something noteworthy. Below is the best you can hope for when you force a successful culture to subserviently follow another a failed culture like a lost puppy.		Occasionally, this collective of welfare recipients and it's loyal following of white apologists occasionally create something noteworthy. Below is the best you can hope for when you force a successful culture to subserviently follow another a failed culture like a lost puppy.

	* ~~[[Nimrod#Nimrod_Vs._The_Camera\|~~Nimrod Vs. The Camera]]		* Nimrod Vs. The Camera
	* ~~[[Nimrod#Nimrod_and_the_Tattoo_of_Doom\|~~Nimrod and the Tattoo of Doom]]		* Nimrod and the Tattoo of Doom
	* Server's Suicide Attempt		* Server's Suicide Attempt
	* The Diddles Chronicles		* The Diddles Chronicles
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	===[http://board.rapmusic.com/forumdisplay.php?f=6 Gay Rapper Bananza]===		===[http://board.rapmusic.com/forumdisplay.php?f=6 Gay Rapper Bananza]===
	The GRB is RM.com's end-game content. This is where high-level Rapper classes go to earn [[LOLWUT\|phat lewts]], imitate the battle styles of Eminem and Canibus (see: Sever), and then judge each other on who did the best imitation. High-level Revolutionaries come to play here as well, since they can 'Stack the Vote' in favor of one Rapper over another. The GRB is notorious for Aim Rings, in which netcees who are [[buttbuddies]] on [[AIM]] agree to vote for each other. The votes are public, so to try to get away with stacking votes they will often wait until just before the poll closes. All this leads to absolutely epic amounts of [[butthurt]], as people hate-vote by voting against someone who voted against them, and AIMring/cheating accusations fly all over. Throw in arguments about rules and technicalities, and you have a glorious [[shitstorm]] every year. With that said, it brings out some humorous/dope tracks, and there are [[IRL\|real]] money prizes for the winners - $1000 for 1st place.		The GRB is RM.com's end-game content. This is where high-level Rapper classes go to earn [[LOLWUT\|phat lewts]], imitate the battle styles of [[Eminem]] and Canibus (see: Sever), and then judge each other on who did the best imitation. High-level Revolutionaries come to play here as well, since they can 'Stack the Vote' in favor of one Rapper over another. The GRB is notorious for Aim Rings, in which netcees who are [[buttbuddies]] on [[AIM]] agree to vote for each other. The votes are public, so to try to get away with stacking votes they will often wait until just before the poll closes. All this leads to absolutely epic amounts of [[butthurt]], as people hate-vote by voting against someone who voted against them, and AIMring/cheating accusations fly all over. Throw in arguments about rules and technicalities, and you have a glorious [[shitstorm]] every year. With that said, it brings out some humorous/dope tracks, and there are [[IRL\|real]] money prizes for the winners - $1000 for 1st place.

	===[http://board.rapmusic.com/forumdisplay.php?f=114 Hall Of Shame]===		===[http://board.rapmusic.com/forumdisplay.php?f=114 Hall Of Shame]===

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	[[Image:talentless.gif\|thumb\|240px\|SPOILER: RapeMusic.com may give you AIDS]]		[[Image:talentless.gif\|thumb\|240px\|SPOILER: RapeMusic.com may give you AIDS]]
	'''RapeMusic.com''', or '''RM''' (pronounced ar-em) is an online [[mantrain\|Man Train]], assembled by the worst fucking rappers in history, period. Imagine thousands of people, all with identical outlooks, all inspired by the same 4-5 [[unwarranted self-importance\|underground rappers]], all trying to achieve the same exact outcome. Now give them Radio Shack mics, [[Music#Popular_Music_Making_Programs\|CoolEdit Pro]], and an internet connection. (Speakers are optional since it is obvious these "artists" have never heard themselves rap.) Make 10% of them black person with [[liberal\|inferiority complexes]] and the other 98% of them [[wigger\|Middle Class white boiz]] with minority complexes. This combination physically repulses women within 25 hops of any server that goes near the same ISP that RM.com uses. In fact, [http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1069141 this is what happens] when a girl goes to RapeMusic.com. She gets [[rape\|raped]]. ([http://board.rapmusic.com/members/marxist.html MARXIST] doesn't count since he is a body-builder).		'''RapeMusic.com''', or '''RM''' (pronounced ar-em) is an online [[mantrain\|Man Train]], assembled by the worst fucking rappers in history, period. Imagine thousands of people, all with identical outlooks, all inspired by the same 4-5 [[unwarranted self-importance\|underground rappers]], all trying to achieve the same exact outcome. Now give them Radio Shack mics, [[Music#Popular_Music_Making_Programs\|CoolEdit Pro]], and an internet connection. (Speakers are optional since it is obvious these "artists" have never heard themselves rap.) Make 10% of them black person with [[liberal\|inferiority complexes]] and the other 98% of them [[wigger\|Middle Class white boiz]] with minority complexes. This combination physically repulses women within 25 hops of any server that goes near the same ISP that RM.com uses. In fact, [http://board.rapmusic.com/showthread.php?t=1069141 this is what happens] when a girl goes to RapeMusic.com. She gets [[rape\|raped]]. ([http://board.rapmusic.com/members/marxist.html MARXIST] doesn't count since he is a body-builder).

			In 1999, rich white people realized that [[failfags\|white people who wanted to be black]] were migrating over to the [[Tubes]], looking to [[Facial\|spit a hot verse]] on each other. These netcees populated numerous ez boards, forums and chatrooms, dedicating much of their time to online rap careers. Out of the pack, no one volunteered to deal with the mess this demographic would leave. But one brave man, known by the moniker [http://board.rapmusic.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=8 Janitor] (it's his self-proclaimed job to clean up the poop) made it his life mission to power this time vampire with [http://secunia.com/advisories/16873/ vBulletin]. Apparently, people think that advertising their product to a bunch of people with horrible credit or no credit cards is good for their online business. ([[Capitalism\|The market will teach them!]]) He has since become a professional herder of [[lolcow]] and he milks them for equal amounts of [[lulz]] and ad revenue.

	[[Image:whiteboy.jpg\|thumb\|240px\|The key to success]]		[[Image:whiteboy.jpg\|thumb\|240px\|The key to success]]
	[[Image:delicious_mantraffic.gif\|thumb\|240px\|RM.com hoarding all that delicious mantraffic]]		[[Image:delicious_mantraffic.gif\|thumb\|240px\|RM.com hoarding all that delicious mantraffic]]

	~~== The Architect ==~~
	In 1999, rich white people realized that [[failfags\|white people who wanted to be black]] were migrating over to the [[Tubes]], looking to [[Facial\|spit a hot verse]] on each other. These netcees populated numerous ez boards, forums and chatrooms, dedicating much of their time to online rap careers. Out of the pack, no one volunteered to deal with the mess this demographic would leave. But one brave man, known by the moniker [http://board.rapmusic.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=8 Janitor] (it's his self-proclaimed job to clean up the poop) made it his life mission to power this time vampire with [http://secunia.com/advisories/16873/ vBulletin]. Apparently, people think that advertising their product to a bunch of people with horrible credit or no credit cards is good for their online business. ([[Capitalism\|The market will teach them!]]) He has since become a professional herder of [[lolcow]] and he milks them for equal amounts of [[lulz]] and ad revenue.

	==Classes==		==Classes==