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{{spoiler|[[Shit no one cares about|RADIOHEAD IS GONNA BE WORKING ON THEIR NEW ALBUM THIS SUMMER]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
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'''Radiohead''' is a shitty band from [[America|England]] that only whiny [[hipster|indiefags]], angsty [[mu/|/mu/tants]] and [[emo|emos]] like. They have recently gathered a large following of [[faggots|dedicated fans]] who will defend them at all costs. [[Lie|Because they take a more open mind to understand the true brilliance]] of their [[Ear rape|music]], they often attract elitist faggots who, when you say that you don't like a Radiohead [[shit|song or album]], will lose their shit and tell you how [[smart|ignorant]] you are, and that you will never understand the [[lie|brilliance]] of [[Britfag|Radiohead]].
[[File:typicalradioheadfan.png|thumb|Typical Radiohead fan, note the faggy and [[not|edgy]] appearance]]

==The Beginning==
In the year of 1985 A.D., some [[britfag|brits]] by the names of [[ugly|Thom Yorke]], [[gay|Johnny Greenwood]], his incestuous brother [[wincest|Colin Greenwood]], House lookalike [[House|Ed O'Brian]], and [[bald|Phil Selway]]. They were at first a [[Morrissey|total Smiths ripoff]], but when Nirvana's [[CP|Nevermind]] was released, they decided to do [[Nirvana|grunge]], and released the failed abortion named [[baby|Pablo Honey]]. People hated Pablo Honey so much that [[fail|even the band members said it was shit]] ([[DO IT FAGGOT|That means you should go on non-Pablo Honey Radiohead songs and praise Pablo Honey]])

==1995-1997==
After [[shit|Pablo Honey]] was shat out back in 1993, they decided [[Unrealistic expectations|to make a good album for a change]], and The Bends was made. Unlike Pablo Honey, people actually liked it, but it sold like, [[lol|10 copies]], and no one other than [[shit no one cares about|music critics]] gave two fucks. Then, [[Autism|Thom]] thought it would be [[unoriginal|so creative]] to incorporate electronics into their [[truth|shitty music]], so they made [[overrated|OK Computer]]. Bricks were shat, copies were sold, and the nightmares had become true, Radiohead was [[OH SHI-|actually fucking popular]]. So popular that they even got [[shit no one cares about|a movie about OK Computer and it's accompanying tour!]] [[File:muse.jpg|thumb|What Radiohead is [[trying too hard|trying]] to be]]

==[[Pedophile|Kid A]]==
{{spoiler|KID A SUCKS!!!1!!!1one}}
After the [[HAHAHA, OH WOW|extremely stressful tour Radiohead was burned out]], and they were on the verge of [[butthurt|breaking up]]. But then, like the [[idiot|genius]] Thom Yorke always is, he famously said,

{{quote|Hey guyz! How about [[logic|instead of breaking up honorably with two well recieved albums, we fuck fans and critics alike in the ass with a shitty filler album with lyrics pulled from a hat!]]}}

And the glorious /mu/ punching bag album Kid A was made...

Kid A was an album that everyone hated, but then said how amazing it was when everyone began liking it. It even somehow got them a '''fucking Grammy''' for [[Shit no one cares about|"Best Alternative Album"]].

==2000-[[Last Thursday]]==
As of late, no one has given much of a fuck about Radiohead except for their [[gay|first album with love songs]], where Thom does his best impersonation of getting fucked in the ass, and about his lust for Johnny's cock. They also got '''another fucking Grammy''' for the album, showing proof that Radiohead <del>have become</del> are a shitty and overrated band, since Grammy awards signal overrated musicians (see [[Adele]]). Though, there was something interesting in the horizon...
[[Image:Radioheadpornlol.jpg|thumb|You thought since Thom is such an ugly guy there would be no Rule 34?]]
==[[No|THOM YORKE CAN DANCE!!1!!11]]==
[[Last Thursday]], Radiohead posted a video for their new piece of shit Lotus Flower, no one cared about the fucking song, no no no, everyone was watching the nigga dance!
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And GIFs were made...
==Miley Cyrus gets buttfucked==
During the [[shit no one cares about|Grammy awards ceremony]], [[cunt|Miley Cyrus]] wanted Radiohead to [[Unrealistic expectations|come visit her in her room and gang bang her]]. Unfortunately, they didn't want her smelly, ugly cunt near them, and they said, {{quote|NO}} Miley, like the bratty little cunt she is, got extremely butthurt and decided she now [[HAHAHA, OH WOW|hates Radiohead because they didn't come to her room]]. She got so butthurt that she decided to rant on them in interviews, and [[Howard Stern|the man himself]] got in on the fiasco.
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==How Radiohead Treat Their Fans==
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==How To Troll Radiohead [[Fanboy|Fans]]==
*Say that all of their albums suck, for bonus points, say that Pablo Honey was their only good one
*Say that Thom Yorke has an ugly voice
*Say that Thom Yorke is ugly
*Say that Miley Cyrus was right to hate on Radiohead for not visiting her
*Tell them that Muse is better, for bonus points, say that they are a Muse ripoff
*Tell them that Coldplay is better
*Tell them Atoms for Peace is better
*Tell them that you prefer any album over Kid A/OK Computer
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i17yMDuUxVU| Make a video saying how much Radiohead sucks and pronounce Thom's name wrong as well as playing a Radiohead song in the background]
*Show them this page
==Gallery==
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File:1358361502454.jpg|Gee Thom, where'd you get those [[dicks|two wieners]]?
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==See Also==
*[[Thom Yorke and Cheesecake]]
*[[mu/]]
*[[Nirvana]]
*[[Muse]]
*[[Britfag]]
*[[Morrissey]]
*[[Overrated]]
*[[Trying too hard]]

==External Links==
[http://www.radiohead.com/| Their fuck ugly website]

==A Special Note==
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