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	[[Image:Cossor1210.jpg\|thumb\|Your typical modern radio]]		[[Image:Cossor1210.jpg\|thumb\|Your typical modern radio]]
	'''Radio''' is an [[old\|antiquated]] [[old media\|medium]] invented in [[1942]] by [[Howard Stern]]{{jew}} in order that [[audio\|sound]], such as crappy [[music]] and [[Bill_O%27Reilly\|blah blah blah]]], could be broadly disseminated. Earlier attempts using tin cans and string having proved fruitless, great advances were made once the key ingredient of [[Computer Science III\|technology]] was introduced, offering boys and girls all over the world the chance to listen to even more boring [[crap]] than they had ever thought existed. [[Last Thursday\| As of last Thursday,]] [[All your base\|the radio currently belongs to]] [[Rush Limbaugh]], NPR, and the [[Iran\|Iranian Public Broadcasting Station]].		'''Radio''' is an [[old\|antiquated]] [[old media\|medium]] invented in [[1942]] by [[Howard Stern]]{{jew}} in order that [[audio\|sound]], such as crappy [[music]] and [[Bill_O%27Reilly\|blah blah blah]]], could be broadly disseminated. Earlier attempts using tin cans and string having proved fruitless, great advances were made once the key ingredient of [[Computer Science III\|technology]] was introduced, offering boys and girls all over the world the chance to listen to even more boring [[crap]] than they had ever thought existed. [[Last Thursday\| As of last Thursday,]] [[All your base\|the radio currently belongs to]] [[Rush Limbaugh]], NPR, and the [[Iran\|Iranian Public Broadcasting Station]].

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[[Image:Cossor1210.jpg|thumb|Your typical modern radio]]
'''Radio''' is an [[old|antiquated]] [[old media|medium]] invented in [[1942]] by [[Howard Stern]] in order that [[audio|sound]], such as crappy [[music]] and blah blah blah, could be propagated. Earlier attempts using tin cans and string having proved fruitless, great advances were made once the key ingredient of [[Computer Science III|technology]] was introduced, offering boys and girls all over the world the chance to listen to even more boring [[crap]] than they had ever thought existed. [[Last Thursday| As of last Thursday,]] [[All your base|the radio currently belongs to]] [[Rush Limbaugh]], NPR, and the [[Iran|Iranian Public Broadcasting Station]].

==Music==
There are two theories about radio and its propegation of shitty music.
:# The '''Exclusive Theory of Radio''' states that the nature of music makes it impossible for any good music to pass though the electromagnetic spectrum.
:# The '''Inclusive Theory of Radio''' states that the nature of radio makes all music to pass through it crappy.

There is a theory that states that "there is good music on the radio if you know when to listen" but it has been hard for those who hold this position to prove themselves as every time they begin their argument they receive a savage bitchslapping from me. Another theory, propagated by the musical group [[Canada|Rush]], dictates that a "[[bullshit|spirit of radio]]" exists to "begin the day with a friendly voice" and to serve as "a companion" who is "unobtrusive". This spirit also "makes your morning move" and "never lingers". The Rusher theory views radio as "a timeless wavelength/Bearing a gift beyond place, almost free". This theory has never been proven, as Geddy Lee is too busy breaking windows and calling dogs to do anything.

Often enough a station will hold a monopoly on a genre just to piss you off.

==Blah Blah Blah==
[[English]] radio station [[DJ]]s broadcasting from [[London]] to [[white]] people (lol, there's radio apartheid now in the UK) are HUGE fans of cultural appropriation. [[butthurt|Unable to get over]] the vast glories of the [[commonwealth|British Empire]] being lost, English DJs now spend their entire time insulting, stereotyping AND exoticising other countries and their people to an embarassing extent, making them sound highly [[ignorant]]. Even the fucking radio adverts go on about other places. This is because England is the least exotic country on earth, and to be proud of it is to be accused of supporting the [[BNP]].

{{quote|I think it's about [[over 9000|10,000]].|[[Typical]] [[ignorant]] [[britfag]] [[woman]], guessing the population of [[Hawaii]] on [[Virgin]] Radio, even though it's actually 1.3 million, who also [[DISREGARD THAT|disregards]] the fact that she's on the station owned by a company which is trying to destroy [[net neutrality]] [[OMFG]]!}}

==National Public Radio==
[[Liberals|Commies]] created the [[Nazi|National People's]] Radio in order to control the [[vagoo|minds]] of [[16 year old girls|America's youth]]. [[When I was|Back in the olden days,]] before your [[internet|innertubes]], we only had two stations broadcasting on the [[A|anal]][[Molester|M]] bands, and we only got it at night! [[Baw|And we thought we were the luckiest people on earth.]]

Believe it or not, [[Lies|Radio was the first international lulz generator]], with notable Epic Wins like:
*War of the Worlds— In 1938 [[fat|Orson Wells]] convinced all [[America]] that [[rednecks|aliens were attacking the earth]].
*Amos n' Andy— [[Racism|Blackface]] has never been so audible.
*The Live Broadcast of the Hindenburg Disaster— [[LOLWUT]]

=== Programs ===
National Pussy Radio has [[shit no one cares about|a number of important programs]] on the radio, including:
*Car Talk— #guidos[[Trying too hard]] giving [[Ricers|car]] advice to [[libtards]] [[doing it wrong]].
*A [[redneck|Prairie Home]] [[gay|Companion]]— Starring [[South park|Mr Garrison]] Keillor as The Most [[Boring|Interesting]] [[That Guy With The Glasses|Man]].
*Marketplace Money— [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING|SELL SELL SELL]] BITCOINS
*[[Britfags|BBC]] Re-runs— [[Truth|By far the best program on NPR,]] because no one donated enough to end the membership drive and save [[Unwarranted Self Importance|The Last Neutral News Source]] in America.

===Allegations of Liberal Bias===
[[Fox News|Some argue]] that NPR is full of [[AIDS|Liberal bias]]. [[Fact|For once, they speak the truth.]]

==Internets Radio==
With the advent of new technology always comes old shit repackaged as new and exciting non-shit. Many stations that once broadcasted over the airwaves now also broadcast on the internets. This allows you the ability to [[ignore]] them wherever and when you on the internet. Such is the case with internet radio. While good music is occasionally found on internet radio, now there is a preponderance of blah blah blah. No-one listens to the radio, and people that do are complete fags.

===/b/radio===
/b/radio was a previously awesome feature of /b/, made by anonymous members of /b/. It was a shoutcast server where listeners could upload what they wanted to hear. The same people who created it also created /b/TV, which in turn inspired /h/TV. /b/ is now currently <s>MIA</s> FUKKEN [[death|DEAD]].

===Touhou Radio===
Created by an outcast of /a/radio when /a/radio suffered the same fate as Desu-Radio. But this time, it's limited to [[Touhou|Touhoufaggotry]]. Actually has listeners/requests and a high quality stream. Has live DJing at 12AM EST. [http://www.touhouradio.com Touhou Radio]

===/a/radio===
/a/radio is where all the f/a/gs who have nothing better to do with their nights go to listen to a shitload of [[animu]], [[weeaboo]] and [[touhou]] music. Unlike /b/radio, this internets radio still exists, and as such, actually has a nonzero amount of listeners. There are three different streams, all running on Icecast: [http://4chan.fm:8000/weeaboo.ogg Aguro's Weeaboo Radio] (usually up 24/7), [http://4chan.fm:8000/touhou.ogg K's Touhou Radio], and [http://4chan.fm:8000/live.ogg Live /a/radio]. /a/radio also provides [http://4chan.fm:8000/ real-time track listings].

{{quote|<nowiki>[/a/radio]</nowiki> will remain free: no donations, no money laundering, no [[mootxico]]|[http://4chan.fm/ /a/radio website]}}

For some reason, /a/ hates the fuck out of /a/radio; as such, anyone who posts a thread about it on /a/ will receive an automatic [[banhammer|b&hammer]] free of charge.

===Desu-Radio===
[[Image:Desu-radio.jpg|thumb|250px|Classic Desu-radio banner.]]

[[Image:130358234572.png|thumb|250px|The classic Pigdick Radio. [[fags|Desuchan]] mods [[do_not_want|do not approve]] ]]

Now [[dead]], Originally created by a [[b/tard|/b/tard]] named Spork in 2006 and run by a [[weeaboo]] called Neoific, Desu-radio was one of the first "anon radios" (along with [[W.T. Snacks|Midnight Snacks]]), with a reputation of playing "[[shit|random]]" music half the time, and being down the other half. During its brief heyday, Desu-radio could get about 50 listeners online at any given time—upwards of 150 listeners if there was a thread going in /b/—a maximum of about 300 listeners connected at different times during its Labor Day weekend special in 2006. Several events happening in the space of a few months at the end of 2006, however, led to its sharp decline, after which many of the DJs migrated to /a/radio (see above).

;DJs
The following people DJ'd on Desu-radio:
* '''Onion:''' The most [[lame|popular]] DJ on Desu-radio, which wasn't much of an achievement. DJs for /a/radio now.
* '''Walkman:''' Played requests almost exclusively, but also had a [[xbox|large]] and varied music collection.
* '''Sarafan:''' Played [[4chan]] music. Streamed the audiobooks of [[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] once.
* '''jfs:''' A [[Brit|Limey]] [[weeaboo]] DJ.
* '''OceanSpray:''' Known for playing [[Bill Cosby|jazz]], classical and various [[Yngwie Malmsteen|classic rock]] albums during the graveyard shift when nobody and we do mean [[you|nobody]] listens to the radio. Also DJs occasionally for /b/radio under the name Lemon. Also DJs for the NEW (and largely unrelated) [[DesuRadio]].
* '''Aguro:''' An [[Australia|Australian]] weeaboo DJ (see jfs, and read it upside down). DJs for /a/radio now.
* '''Exodus:''' Alternated weeaboo with non-weeaboo songs. (Who in sodomy described this DJ?)
* '''|7|:''' Also a dirty [[Brit|Limey]]. Played Classical, Movie Soundtracks, Electro, [[House]] and the occasional Video game music. Had a tendency to voicewhore or/and waste bandwidth by broadcasting silence, butchered songs, or by playing video games whilst DJing, usually ending up in other DJs and the audience developing splitting headaches and screaming at him to get off air. (also infamous ironically for [[drama|screaming "Desu-radio Sucks" multiple times]] and [[troll|taunting the other DJs in his godawful Limey accent for several hours on end]] one afternoon whilst DJing for /b/radio seeing as he was quite possibly a [[Sweden|Swede]] in disguise and also DJ'd for then-internet radio rivals /b/radio, lol run-on sentence). Despite being known as a DJ for Desu-radio, he appeared in the chatroom sporadically and got on air only around half a dozen times, of which most times were to broadcast [[earrape]], noise and other nausea inducing sound effects. Despite the DJ attempting to [[troll|piss into an ocean of piss]] without an audience, he remains one of the more well known DJs of Desu-radio which says a lot about its final moments of existence.

===Raidchan radio===
{{main|Raidchan}}
Raidchan radio is a 24/7 online radio station jam packed with lulzcore, [[prank call]]s, [[CP]] and <s>raids</s>[[AIDS]]. It's based out of Raidchan IRC, which itself is jam packed with great lulz and [[drama]]. The DJs (including the notorious [[Korax]](> you)) play [[shit|all kinds of music]] ranging from classic tunes, to [[Yngwie Malmsteen|obscure metal]], to retarded video game remixes, to musical memes. They also do a fair bit of voicefagging, and offer their views, thoughts and reports on [[Shit nobody cares about|current events and anything else]], including information on any noteworthy raids or shit to be careful of.

===Radio 24chan===
{{main|24chan}}
Radio 24chan is currently running 24/7 and they play anything from [[THE BEST|Foo Fighters]] to [[metal|overly aggressive faggot music]] to [[shit|Daft Punk]]. They are also always taking requests on their [[truth|shitty]] *chan. You can listen to the failure for free at [http://radio.24chan.org:8000/ http://radio.24chan.org:8000/].

===Upstart Radio===
Upstart Radio is 24/7 airing DJ Mashups found across the [[internets|internets]]. Digital Deconstructions, [[pirate|Pirate]] and Experimental [[shit|Choons]]. Upstart Radio has been running since 2002 serving up occasional [[fail|fail]] however, the playlist changes with time and has been expecting [[win|win]] any day now. You can listen for the [[win|win]] or [[fail|fail]] at [http://www.upstartradio.com/ http://upstartradio.com/]
Or if you are a pretentious [[fag]] on iTunes Radio you can find it in the Alternative genre. <br>
<center><b>Upstart Radio suffers from Mood Swings</b></center>
<center>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69TBMXfwAYg</center>

===HOW TO DESTROY YOUR INTERNETS RADIO STATION===

# Move your IRC channel from Rizon to a DEAD network like purplesurge after the irc admins offer you $20 every month for the site.
# Explode your stream's [[France|French]] server by getting [[America|Amerifags]] to [[BitTorrent|torrent]] terabytes of [[Warez|pirated shit]] with it.
# Revive your stream's server, but keep it just fuxxored enough to create massive [[lag]] and buffer problems for non-Eurofag listeners, rendering the music virtually unlistenable.
# Buy a new server, located in [[Texas]], and set icecast up on it; forget to give your lackey the root pass, being the clumsy [[idiot|dumbfuck]] you are, so no site or uploads directory could be put on it, and piss off your listeners by having your website say "no dj onair" because it was still in France, home of the French if you still don't know.
# Move your IRC channel back to Rizon after losing over half your regular users.
# Explode your stream's [[France|French]] server again, killing it for good and taking the site and the uploads page with it, causing the remaining DJs to quit in disgust.
# [[dead|LOL DED]]

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
Image:Lolwutraidchan.png|[[raidchan]] has australians.
Image:DesuRadio Poster.jpg|[[Desuchan]] in the house.
Image:UpstartMotivational3.jpg|Pirate Lurking.
Image:35milonang2.jpg|Truth.
Image:DesuRadioWeeabooWeekend.png|Old Desu-Radio Labor Day ad.
Image:Suiseiseki-b-radio.jpg|Suiseiseki says /b/radio sux0rs
</gallery></center>

==See also==
===[[DJ]]s===
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
* [[Don Imus]]
* [[Dr. Laura Schlessnigger]]
* [[Coast to Coast AM|George Noory]]
* [[Howard Stern]]
* [[Jim Rome]]
* [[Michael Savage|Mike Savage]] (real name is Jew [[Weiner]])
* [[Opie and Anthony]]
* [[Rush Limbaugh]]

===Internets Radio===
* [[ED Radio]]
* [[Raidchan]]
* [[DesuRadio]]
* [[24chan]]

==Links==

* [http://www.freakradio.org Free Radio Santa Cruz] - Run by anarchists. Longest running pirate station in the united states. Take that fuckin' FCC.
* [http://www.upstartradio.com Upstart Radio International] - Radio of the Resistance. Web & World Broadcasting. Digital Deconstructions, Mashups & Web Choons.
* [http://www.rantradio.com Rantradio] - Rantradio runs three different Shoutcast streams: Punk, Industrial and BlahBlahBlah.
* [http://www.live365.com Live365.com] - If you actually want to listen to (RLY W33K) internet radio...
* [http://www.blogtalkradio.com blogtalk radio]
* [http://www.radio.motowns.net/ MOTOWNS Radio] - Run by DJ Hebb...fellow [[troll]]

{{Language}}
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	[[Image:Cossor1210.jpg\|thumb\|Your typical modern radio]]		[[Image:Cossor1210.jpg\|thumb\|Your typical modern radio]]
	'''Radio''' is an [[old\|antiquated]] [[old media\|medium]] invented in [[1942]] by [[Howard Stern]] in order that [[audio\|sound]], such as crappy [[music]] and blah blah blah, could be ~~propagated~~. Earlier attempts using tin cans and string having proved fruitless, great advances were made once the key ingredient of [[Computer Science III\|technology]] was introduced, offering boys and girls all over the world the chance to listen to even more boring [[crap]] than they had ever thought existed. [[Last Thursday\| As of last Thursday,]] [[All your base\|the radio currently belongs to]] [[Rush Limbaugh]], NPR, and the [[Iran\|Iranian Public Broadcasting Station]].		'''Radio''' is an [[old\|antiquated]] [[old media\|medium]] invented in [[1942]] by [[Howard Stern]]{{jew}} in order that [[audio\|sound]], such as crappy [[music]] and [[Bill_O%27Reilly\|blah blah blah]]], could be broadly disseminated. Earlier attempts using tin cans and string having proved fruitless, great advances were made once the key ingredient of [[Computer Science III\|technology]] was introduced, offering boys and girls all over the world the chance to listen to even more boring [[crap]] than they had ever thought existed. [[Last Thursday\| As of last Thursday,]] [[All your base\|the radio currently belongs to]] [[Rush Limbaugh]], NPR, and the [[Iran\|Iranian Public Broadcasting Station]].

	==Music==		==Music==
	There are two theories about radio and its ~~propegation~~ of shitty music.		There are two theories about radio and its propagation of shitty music.
	:# The '''Exclusive Theory of Radio''' states that the nature of music makes it impossible for any good music to pass though the electromagnetic spectrum.		:# The '''Exclusive Theory of Radio''' states that the nature of music makes it impossible for any good music to pass though the electromagnetic spectrum.
	:# The '''Inclusive Theory of Radio''' states that the nature of radio makes all music to pass through it crappy.		:# The '''Inclusive Theory of Radio''' states that the nature of radio makes all music to pass through it crappy.

	There is a theory that states that "there is good music on the radio if you know when to listen" but it has been hard for those who hold this position to prove themselves as every time they begin their argument they receive a savage bitchslapping ~~from me~~. Another theory, ~~propagated~~ by the musical group [[Canada\|Rush]], dictates that a "[[bullshit\|spirit of radio]]" exists to "begin the day with a friendly voice" and to serve as "a companion" who is "unobtrusive". This spirit also "makes your morning move" and "never lingers". The Rusher theory views radio as "a timeless wavelength/~~Bearing~~ a gift beyond place, almost free". This theory has never been proven, as Geddy Lee is too busy breaking windows and ~~calling~~ dogs to ~~do anything~~.		There is a theory that states that "there is good music on the radio if you know when to listen" but it has been hard for those who hold this position to prove themselves as every time they begin their argument they receive an anonymous, savage bitchslapping. Another theory, advanced by the musical group [[Canada\|Rush]], dictates that a "[[bullshit\|spirit of radio]]" exists to "begin the day with a friendly voice" and to serve as "a [[whore\|companion]]" who is "unobtrusive". This spirit also "makes your morning [[shit\|move]]" and "never [[Braaaap\|lingers]]". The Rusher theory views radio as "a timeless wavelength/bearing a gift [[in_the_ass\|beyond place]], almost free". This theory has never been proven, as Geddy Lee is too busy breaking windows, sniffing granny panties, and molesting dogs to play science fair.

	Often enough a station will hold a monopoly on a genre just to piss you off.		Often enough, a station will hold a monopoly on a genre just to piss you off.

	==Blah Blah Blah==		==Blah Blah Blah==
	[[English]] radio station [[DJ]]s broadcasting from [[London]] to [[white]] people (lol, there's radio apartheid now in the UK) are HUGE fans of cultural appropriation. [[butthurt\|Unable to get over]] the vast glories of the [[commonwealth\|British Empire]] being lost, English DJs now spend their entire time insulting, stereotyping AND exoticising other countries and their people to an embarassing extent, making them sound highly [[ignorant]]. Even the fucking radio adverts go on about other places. This is because England is the least exotic country on earth, and to be proud of it is to be accused of supporting the [[~~BNP~~]].		[[English]] radio station [[DJ]]s broadcasting from [[London]] to [[white]] people (lol, there's radio apartheid now in the UK) are HUGE fans of cultural appropriation. [[butthurt\|Unable to get over]] the vast glories of the [[commonwealth\|British Empire]] being lost, English DJs now spend their entire time insulting, stereotyping AND exoticising other countries (even fucking Canada) and their people to an embarassing extent, making them sound highly [[ignorant]]. Even the fucking radio adverts go on about other places. This is because England is the least exotic country on earth, and to be proud of it is to be accused of supporting the [[UKIP]].

	{{quote\|I think it's about [[over 9000\|10,000]].\|[[Typical]] [[ignorant]] [[britfag]] [[woman]], guessing the population of [[Hawaii]] on [[Virgin]] Radio, even though it's actually 1.3 million, who also [[DISREGARD THAT\|disregards]] the fact that she's on the station owned by a company which is trying to destroy [[net neutrality]] [[OMFG]]!}}		{{quote\|I think it's about [[over 9000\|10,000]].\|[[Typical]] [[ignorant]] [[britfag]] [[woman]], guessing the population of [[Hawaii]] on [[Virgin]] Radio, even though it's actually 1.3 million, who also [[DISREGARD THAT\|disregards]] the fact that she's on the station owned by a company which is trying to destroy [[net neutrality]] [[OMFG]]!}}

	==National Public Radio==		==National Public Radio==
	[[Liberals\|Commies]] created the [[~~Nazi~~\|National People's]] Radio in order to control the [[~~vagoo~~\|minds]] of [[16 year old girls\|America's youth]]. [[When I was\|Back in the olden days,]] before your [[internet\|innertubes]], we only had two stations broadcasting on the [[A~~\|anal~~]][[Molester\|M]] bands, and we only got it at night! [[Baw\|And we thought we were the luckiest people on earth.]]		[[Liberals\|Commies]] created the [[Best Korea\|National People's]] Radio in order to control the [[ass\|minds]] of [[16 year old girls\|America's youth]]. [[When I was\|Back in the olden days,]] before your [[internet\|innertubes]], we only had two stations broadcasting on the [[Anal\|A]][[Molester\|M]] bands, and we only got it at night! [[Baw\|And we thought we were the luckiest people on earth.]]

	Believe it or not, ~~[[Lies\|Radio~~ was the first international lulz ~~generator]]~~, with notable Epic Wins like:		Believe it or not, radio was one of the first international lulz generators, with notable Epic Wins like:
	*War of the Worlds— In 1938 [[fat\|Orson Wells]] convinced all [[America]] that [[~~rednecks~~\|aliens were attacking the earth]].		*War of the Worlds— In 1938 [[fat\|Orson Wells]] convinced all [[America]] that [[Mexico\|aliens were attacking the earth]].
	*Amos n' Andy— [[Racism\|Blackface]] has never been so audible.		*Amos n' Andy— [[Racism\|Blackface]] has never been so audible.
	*The Live Broadcast of the Hindenburg Disaster— [[LOLWUT]]		*The Live Broadcast of the Hindenburg Disaster— [[LOLWUT]]
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	=== Programs ===		=== Programs ===
	National Pussy Radio has [[shit no one cares about\|a number of important programs]] on the radio, including:		National Pussy Radio has [[shit no one cares about\|a number of important programs]] on the radio, including:
	*Car Talk— #guidos[[Trying too hard]] giving [[Ricers\|car]] advice to [[~~libtards~~]] [[doing it wrong]].		*Car Talk— #guidos[[Trying too hard]] giving [[Ricers\|car]] advice to [[faggots]] [[doing it wrong]].
	*A [[redneck\|Prairie Home]] [[~~gay~~\|Companion]]— Starring [[South park\|Mr Garrison]] Keillor as The Most [[Boring\|Interesting]] [[That Guy With The Glasses\|Man]].		*A [[redneck\|Prairie Home]] [[Whore\|Companion]]— Starring [[South park\|Mr. Garrison]] Keillor as The Most [[Boring\|Interesting]] [[That Guy With The Glasses\|Man]].
	*Marketplace Money— [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING\|SELL SELL SELL]] BITCOINS		*Marketplace Money— [[DELETE_FUCKING_EVERYTHING\|SELL SELL SELL]] BITCOINS
	*[[Britfags\|BBC]] Re-runs— [[Truth\|By far the best program on NPR,]] because no one donated enough to end the membership drive and save [[Unwarranted Self Importance\|The Last Neutral News Source]] in America.		*[[Britfags\|BBC]] Re-runs— [[Truth\|By far the best program on NPR,]] because no one donated enough to end the membership drive and save [[Unwarranted Self Importance\|The Last Neutral News Source]] in America.

	===Allegations of Liberal Bias===		===Allegations of Liberal Bias===
	[[Fox News\|Some argue]] that NPR is full of [[AIDS\|~~Liberal~~ bias]]. [[Fact\|For once, they speak the truth.]]		[[Fox News\|Some argue]] that NPR is full of [[AIDS\|liberal bias]]. [[Fact\|For once, they speak the truth.]] Broken clock syndrome at its finest.

	==Internets Radio==		==Internets Radio==
	With the advent of new technology always comes old shit repackaged as new and exciting non-shit. Many stations that once broadcasted over the airwaves now also broadcast on the internets. This allows you the ability to [[ignore]] them wherever and ~~when~~ you on the internet. Such is the case with internet radio. While good music is occasionally found on internet radio, now there is a preponderance of blah blah blah. No-one listens to the radio, and people that do are complete fags.		With the advent of new technology always comes old shit repackaged as new and exciting non-shit. Many stations that once broadcasted over the airwaves now also broadcast on the internets. This allows you the ability to [[ignore]] them wherever and whenever you're on the internet. Such is the case with internet radio. While good music is occasionally found on internet radio, now there is a preponderance of blah blah blah. No-one listens to the radio, and people that do are complete fags.

	===/b/radio===		===/b/radio===