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	[[Image:Bigbulldozer.jpg\|thumb\|If one of these things are coming, get out of the fucking way!]]		[[Image:Bigbulldozer.jpg\|thumb\|If one of these things are coming, get out of the fucking way!]]
			[[File:RachelCorriePancakes-3.jpg\|thumb\|She fell flat of her [[unrealistic expectations]] to run under a moving bulldozer & be totally fine]]

	[[File:Rachel_corrie.jpg\|thumb\|Rachel reincarnated as a ship in the [[Freedom Flotilla]]. The Israeli navy made the its crew surrender and then seized it, after apparently threatening them with a floating bulldozer.]]		[[File:Rachel_corrie.jpg\|thumb\|Rachel reincarnated as a ship in the [[Freedom Flotilla]]. The Israeli navy made the its crew surrender and then seized it, after apparently threatening them with a floating bulldozer.]]
	'''Rachel "Roadkill" Corrie''', also known as "Saint Rachel the [[Bunny Pancake\|Pancake]]," was an [[American]] [[wrestler]] with the [[evil]] [[ZOG\|zionist regime]] in Israel™ and by coincidence happened to be in the way of [[Israel]]i [[Killdozer\|bulldozer]] as it attempted to demolish a [[terrorist]]s home, and was promptly flattened. Thus, she has become an idol amongst [[arabs]] as these suckers built up a memorial in her honor and even named a street after her, [http://www.greenleft.org.au/node/43441 I swear].		'''Rachel "Roadkill" Corrie''', also known as "Saint Rachel the [[Bunny Pancake\|Pancake]]," was an [[American]] [[wrestler]] with the [[evil]] [[ZOG\|zionist regime]] in Israel™ and by coincidence happened to be in the way of [[Israel]]i [[Killdozer\|bulldozer]] as it attempted to demolish a [[terrorist]]s home, and was promptly flattened. Thus, she has become an idol amongst [[arabs]] as these suckers built up a memorial in her honor and even named a street after her, [http://www.greenleft.org.au/node/43441 I swear].
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	[[Image:Pwnedcorrie_copy.jpg\|thumb\|[[Pwned\|PWNED]]!]]		[[Image:Pwnedcorrie_copy.jpg\|thumb\|[[Pwned\|PWNED]]!]]

	Corrie, a [[16 year old girl]], went to [[Palestine]] to protest [[Lie\|Israel's horrific and genocidal practices]] of protecting its citizens, bulldozing family houses of suicide bombers, and guarding its borders. Corrie was an expert on the whole Palestinian conflict after reading the ED articles on [[Israel]] and [[Jews]]. ~~At first~~, she tried to [[lie\|spread the word]] about the Zionist Evils in her local community. ~~But as~~ she soon discovered, you can only stand for so many hours in front of Whole Foods waving graphic pamphlets of [[Lol\|dead Palestinians]] in people's faces before they politely tell you to [[GTFO\|fuck off]]. She ~~did~~ that for [http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article3553046.ece eight whole weeks] before she left America to [[Period\|bleed]] on the holy land.		Corrie, a [[16 year old girl]], went to [[Palestine]] to protest [[Lie\|Israel's horrific and genocidal practices]] of protecting its citizens, bulldozing family houses of suicide bombers, and guarding its borders. Corrie was an expert on the whole Palestinian conflict after reading the ED articles on [[Israel]] and [[Jews]]. Before heading to her final destination, she tried to [[lie\|spread the word]] about the Zionist Evils in her local community. As she soon discovered, you can only stand for so many hours in front of Whole Foods waving graphic pamphlets of [[Lol\|dead Palestinians]] in people's faces before they politely tell you to [[GTFO\|fuck off]]. She tried that for [http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article3553046.ece eight whole weeks] before she left America to [[Period\|bleed]] on the holy land.

	Long story short, Rachel Corrie [[Secks\|palled around]] with terrorists, [[Anti-Americanism\|burned the American flag]], [[Leftard\|held up signs saying "PEACE"]] and whined like the bitch she was every time Israel tried to get revenge for a suicide bombing or rocket attack. In the end, she <s>was totally plowed by</s> got smashed by an Israeli bulldozer as it attempted to run down the home of an terrorist. Then, her Palestinian [[Fuck-buddy\|friends]] displayed her blooded-up and gory carcass on TV and took pictures of it for <s>making Israel look bad</s> JOURNALISTIC PURPOSES! Then, her carcass was tossed into a box and taken back to the USA, where her mom and dad ~~bawwed~~, and asked why any bulldozer driver could be so dumb as not to stop and disobey army orders when some random bitch jumps in front of his bulldozer and shrieks at him to stop.		Long story short, Rachel Corrie [[Secks\|palled around]] with terrorists, [[Anti-Americanism\|burned the American flag]], [[Leftard\|held up signs saying "PEACE"]] and whined like the bitch she was every time Israel tried to get revenge for a suicide bombing or rocket attack. In the end, she <s>was totally plowed by</s> got smashed by an Israeli bulldozer as it attempted to run down the home of a terrorist. Then, her Palestinian [[Fuck-buddy\|friends]] displayed her blooded-up and gory carcass on TV and took pictures of it for <s>making Israel look bad</s> JOURNALISTIC PURPOSES! Then, her carcass was tossed into a box and taken back to the USA, where her mom and dad [[baw]]wed, and asked why any bulldozer driver could be so dumb as not to stop and disobey army orders when some random bitch jumps in front of his bulldozer and shrieks at him to stop.

	If you don't have [[masturbate\|anything better to do]], you can [http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/16/rafah.death/ read the full story on CNN].		If you don't have [[masturbate\|anything better to do]], you can [http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/16/rafah.death/ read the full story on CNN].
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	==Cash Cow Corrie==		==Cash Cow Corrie==

	Corrie's grieving family have decided not to let her death be in vain. They are actively keeping her memory alive - not by continuing protests in Palestine or encouraging dialogue between the two sides. Even better! You can now buy tickets to overpriced wank plays with such [[fucktard\|inspirational]] titles as ''My Name is Rachel Corrie'' (No shit, you dumb bitch) and buy [[tl;dr\|books]] on her life such as ''[[emo\|I Stand Alone]]'' (more like ''I Flattened Alone'', [[amirite]]?. Also what kind of [[16-year-old girl\| 16 year old girl]] writes fucking [[Money\|books?]])		Corrie's grieving family have decided not to let her death be in vain. They are actively keeping her memory alive - not by continuing protests in Palestine or encouraging dialogue between the two sides. Even better! You can now buy tickets to overpriced wank plays with such [[fucktard\|inspirational]] titles as ''My Name is Rachel Corrie'' (No shit, you dumb bitch) and buy [[tl;dr\|books]] on her life such as ''[[emo\|I Stand Alone]]'' (more like ''[[lol\|I Flattened Alone]]'', [[amirite]]?. Also what kind of [[16-year-old girl\| 16 year old girl]] writes fucking [[Money\|books?]])

	[[Some argue]] that they are planning to release Rachel Corrie cutlery sets, mousepads and mini bulldozers, with all proceeds to go to charity.		[[Some argue]] that they are planning to release Rachel Corrie cutlery sets, mousepads and mini bulldozers, with all proceeds to go to charity.
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	==Rachel Corrie Restaurant==		==Rachel Corrie Restaurant==
	[[File:Soup4.jpg\|thumb\|Delicious Rachel Corrie Soup. Tastes like [[Chicken]].]]		[[File:Soup4.jpg\|thumb\|Delicious Rachel Corrie Soup. Tastes like [[Chicken]].]]
	Not enough profit made from her hilarious death, in October 2010, the [[terrorists\|innocent Palestinians]] decided to open a restaurant named after her. no, [http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3973994,00.html srsly]. The restaurant will be serving [[Foetus soup\|preserved parts of her body]] in a Pita, a traditional ~~Palestinian~~ dish, and all profits will go to support the [[terrorism\|noble cause]] that Corrie supported.		Not enough profit made from her hilarious death, in October 2010, the [[terrorists\|innocent Palestinians]] decided to open a restaurant named after her. no, [http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3973994,00.html srsly]. The restaurant will be serving [[Foetus soup\|preserved parts of her body]] in a Pita, a traditional Arab dish, and all profits will go to support the [[terrorism\|noble cause]] that Corrie supported.

	Coming soon, '''Rachel Corrie [[whore\|Brothel]].'''		Coming soon, '''Rachel Corrie [[whore\|Brothel]].'''
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	* She used to make [[dead baby joke]]s all the time.		* She used to make [[dead baby joke]]s all the time.
	* After the soldier was done paving Rachel, he got out, stood on top of the bulldozer, leaned back and screamed [[WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]]! (It's a Jewish vampire thing, you wouldn't understand, [[Goy]]).		* After the soldier was done paving Rachel, he got out, stood on top of the bulldozer, leaned back and screamed [[WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]]! (It's a Jewish vampire thing, you wouldn't understand, [[Goy]]).


	==Secret info about the incident==		==Secret info about the incident==

	* Bulldozer driver was justified by the israeli court, ~~long live the fairest court in the world!~~		* Bulldozer driver was justified by the israeli court,proving that running up to bulldozers operated by people with noise canceling earmuffs won't win your family jew gold.
	* The Israeli D-9 bulldozer is built to demolish housed, defuse land mines by '''FUCKING DRIVING OVER THEM''' and pureeing white hoe's.		* The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IDF_Caterpillar_D9 Israeli D-9 bulldozer] is built to demolish housed, defuse land mines by '''FUCKING DRIVING OVER THEM''' and pureeing white hoe's.
	* The driver was not even demolishing that house, but instead clearing debris from the house he already knocked down. So really, [[lol\|Rachel died for nothing.]]		* The driver was not even demolishing that house, but instead clearing debris from the house he already knocked down. So really, [[lol\|Rachel died for nothing.]]
	* The Israeli D-9 is vary loud and has a vary obstructed view. It has course, steel bar covered windows, to protect from rocks being thrown at it and a large metal plate in front to it. So the driver couldn't see the bitch even if she was standing instead of kneeling, and couldn't hear her scream as she was being squashed.		* The Israeli D-9 is vary loud and has a vary obstructed view. It has course, steel bar covered windows, to protect from rocks being thrown at it and a large metal plate in front to it. So the driver couldn't see the bitch even if she was standing instead of kneeling, and couldn't hear her scream as she was being squashed.
	* According to Israeli military regulations the driver has to have someone walk alongside the bulldozer to make sure he doesn't run anyone over. But in this case no one did that [[bullshit\|due to a sniper threat in the area.]] [[truth\|In reality it was probably just too cold for one of them to step outside.]]		* According to Israeli military regulations the driver has to have someone walk alongside the bulldozer to make sure he doesn't run anyone over. But in this case no one did that [[bullshit\|due to a sniper threat in the area.]] [[truth\|In reality it was probably just too cold for one of them to step outside.]]
			*She won a Golden Bulldozer award from the humble hamas who told her to do it for the [[lulz]]
			[[File:Golden Bulldozer Helen Thom.jpg\|she won the golden bulldozer award, much like the [[Golden iPod]]]]

	==Corrie Pancæks==		==Corrie Pancæks==
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	File:Rachelcorrie.jpg\|Rachel Corrie at a rally in southern Gaza, burning a [[Photoshop\|self-made]] US-Israeli flag, you [[Media:USofIsrael.png\|you can give it a try]] too, just [[lulz\|to troll]] israelis		File:Rachelcorrie.jpg\|Rachel Corrie at a rally in southern Gaza, burning a [[Photoshop\|self-made]] US-Israeli flag, you [[Media:USofIsrael.png\|you can give it a try]] too, just [[lulz\|to troll]] israelis
	File:Rachelcorrie2.gif\|Such is the end of a girl who tried [[Bullshit\|to protect unprotected palestinians]]		File:Rachelcorrie2.gif\|Such is the end of a girl who tried [[Bullshit\|to protect unprotected palestinians]]
			File:1-a-corrie-evil.jpg\|sold at your local ihop in honor of how far progressives go to flatten their image
			File:211869 504rachel corrie2 orig.jpg\|quite the American heroine!
			File:Gunsandcakescc.png\|The people who argue against "right wing militias" fap to this


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[[Image:Bigbulldozer.jpg|thumb|If one of these things are coming, get out of the fucking way!]]
[[File:Rachel_corrie.jpg|thumb|Rachel reincarnated as a ship in the [[Freedom Flotilla]]. The Israeli navy made the its crew surrender and then seized it, after apparently threatening them with a floating bulldozer.]]
'''Rachel "Roadkill" Corrie''', also known as "Saint Rachel the [[Bunny Pancake|Pancake]]," was an [[American]] [[wrestler]] with the [[evil]] [[ZOG|zionist regime]] in Israel™ and by coincidence happened to be in the way of [[Israel]]i [[Killdozer|bulldozer]] as it attempted to demolish a [[terrorist]]s home, and was promptly flattened. Thus, she has become an idol amongst [[arabs]] as these suckers built up a memorial in her honor and even named a street after her, [http://www.greenleft.org.au/node/43441 I swear].
==The Story==

[[Image:Pwnedcorrie_copy.jpg|thumb|[[Pwned|PWNED]]!]]

Corrie, a [[16 year old girl]], went to [[Palestine]] to protest [[Lie|Israel's horrific and genocidal practices]] of protecting its citizens, bulldozing family houses of suicide bombers, and guarding its borders. Corrie was an expert on the whole Palestinian conflict after reading the ED articles on [[Israel]] and [[Jews]]. At first, she tried to [[lie|spread the word]] about the Zionist Evils in her local community. But as she soon discovered, you can only stand for so many hours in front of Whole Foods waving graphic pamphlets of [[Lol|dead Palestinians]] in people's faces before they politely tell you to [[GTFO|fuck off]]. She did that for [http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article3553046.ece eight whole weeks] before she left America to [[Period|bleed]] on the holy land.

Long story short, Rachel Corrie [[Secks|palled around]] with terrorists, [[Anti-Americanism|burned the American flag]], [[Leftard|held up signs saying "PEACE"]] and whined like the bitch she was every time Israel tried to get revenge for a suicide bombing or rocket attack. In the end, she <s>was totally plowed by</s> got smashed by an Israeli bulldozer as it attempted to run down the home of an terrorist. Then, her Palestinian [[Fuck-buddy|friends]] displayed her blooded-up and gory carcass on TV and took pictures of it for <s>making Israel look bad</s> JOURNALISTIC PURPOSES! Then, her carcass was tossed into a box and taken back to the USA, where her mom and dad bawwed, and asked why any bulldozer driver could be so dumb as not to stop and disobey army orders when some random bitch jumps in front of his bulldozer and shrieks at him to stop.

If you don't have [[masturbate|anything better to do]], you can [http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/16/rafah.death/ read the full story on CNN].

==Dramatic Stuff==

Since she was anti-Israel and died, she is a great example of how [[evil]] Israel was. Never mind that she was a brainless bitch low on critical thinking skills (because, after all, SHE STOOD IN FRONT OF A FUCKING <s>BULLDOZER</s> <s>JEWDOZER</s> [[Wisconsin|KILLDOZER]]), but she represents what's wrong with Israel, and, in turn, helps loonies hate [[America]] more. Of course taking a second look at this pic>>> [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:D9R_rpg-armor06a.jpg], any [[dumbass]] could figure out that thing has a huge blind spot and is probably really fucking loud, so some [[whore]] stepping in front of it screaming won't do much. If you step in front of an outsize bulldozer's blind spot, what the fuck else were you expecting?

She is adored by the [[Lie|innocent]] Palestinian people, who commend her [[Retarded|heroic]] actions of saving the family home of a suicide bomber who blew up in an Israeli town, making Israel look bad, and making Jews even more hated. You can use the Rachel Corrie incident for [[lulz]] by posting pictures of bulldozers as comments on Palestinian journals.

See [[Solidarity]].

==Cash Cow Corrie==

Corrie's grieving family have decided not to let her death be in vain. They are actively keeping her memory alive - not by continuing protests in Palestine or encouraging dialogue between the two sides. Even better! You can now buy tickets to overpriced wank plays with such [[fucktard|inspirational]] titles as ''My Name is Rachel Corrie'' (No shit, you dumb bitch) and buy [[tl;dr|books]] on her life such as ''[[emo|I Stand Alone]]'' (more like ''I Flattened Alone'', [[amirite]]?. Also what kind of [[16-year-old girl| 16 year old girl]] writes fucking [[Money|books?]])

[[Some argue]] that they are planning to release Rachel Corrie cutlery sets, mousepads and mini bulldozers, with all proceeds to go to charity.

Her death also gave her mother the idea to [[steal|raise money]] through a pancake sale.

Her parents also filed a [[lolsuit]] against the poor Israeli soldier ([http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3973144,00.html sauce]), who had no way of knowing that a dimwitted [[attention whore]] jumped in front of his bulldozer. He responded with the obligatory "[[I did it for the lulz|I did it for the lulz]]".

==Rachel Corrie Restaurant==
[[File:Soup4.jpg|thumb|Delicious Rachel Corrie Soup. Tastes like [[Chicken]].]]
Not enough profit made from her hilarious death, in October 2010, the [[terrorists|innocent Palestinians]] decided to open a restaurant named after her. no, [http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3973994,00.html srsly]. The restaurant will be serving [[Foetus soup|preserved parts of her body]] in a Pita, a traditional Palestinian dish, and all profits will go to support the [[terrorism|noble cause]] that Corrie supported.

Coming soon, '''Rachel Corrie [[whore|Brothel]].'''

==Secret Information about Rachel Corrie==
* [[Irony|''Rachel'', along with Sharon, are possibly the most Jewish female names in the world]]. Although [[at least 100]] Jewish girls named Rachel were purposely murdered by Palestinian [[Terrorist|freedom]] [[Cunts|fighters]], none of them warrant a [[Theater|Broadway]] play, as Broadway is one of the most [[liberal]]-infested places on Earth, and as we all know, [[Truth|liberals are anti-racist, unless an Israeli is involved, in which case all their liberal views fly out of the window]].
* Her [[homosexual|boyfriend]] is happy that she's dead.
* Her father works in insurance, and should have told her about the risk of standing in front of a moving bulldozer, especially one with an Israeli inside.
* She used to make [[dead baby joke]]s all the time.
* After the soldier was done paving Rachel, he got out, stood on top of the bulldozer, leaned back and screamed [[WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]]! (It's a Jewish vampire thing, you wouldn't understand, [[Goy]]).

==Secret info about the incident==

* Bulldozer driver was justified by the israeli court, long live the fairest court in the world!
* The Israeli D-9 bulldozer is built to demolish housed, defuse land mines by '''FUCKING DRIVING OVER THEM''' and pureeing white hoe's.
* The driver was not even demolishing that house, but instead clearing debris from the house he already knocked down. So really, [[lol|Rachel died for nothing.]]
* The Israeli D-9 is vary loud and has a vary obstructed view. It has course, steel bar covered windows, to protect from rocks being thrown at it and a large metal plate in front to it. So the driver couldn't see the bitch even if she was standing instead of kneeling, and couldn't hear her scream as she was being squashed.
* According to Israeli military regulations the driver has to have someone walk alongside the bulldozer to make sure he doesn't run anyone over. But in this case no one did that [[bullshit|due to a sniper threat in the area.]] [[truth|In reality it was probably just too cold for one of them to step outside.]]

==Corrie Pancæks==

<center>{{cg|Delicious [[Bunny Pancake|Pancaek]]|Rachel_Corrie Pancake|center|<gallery>
File:Rachelcorrie.jpg|Rachel Corrie at a rally in southern Gaza, burning a [[Photoshop|self-made]] US-Israeli flag, you [[Media:USofIsrael.png|you can give it a try]] too, just [[lulz|to troll]] israelis
File:Rachelcorrie2.gif|Such is the end of a girl who tried [[Bullshit|to protect unprotected palestinians]]
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==See Also==
*[[Gaza War]]
*[[Freedom Flotilla]]
*[[lolcow]]
*[[Hipocrite]]

==Outside Links==

*[http://www.guardian.co.uk/israel/Story/0,2763,936327,00.html A news article] about her death.
*[http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/16/rafah.death/ Inanimate object] held responsible.
*[http://www.commondreams.org/views03/0319-01.htm An example] of her [[liberal]] [[fucktard]] "reasoning".
*[http://www.livejournal.com/community/politicsforum/623267.html What happens] when [[LiveJournal]] users like woopflying bring up Corrie.
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