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imported>Nicholas05: /* Quake 2 today */

2022-08-09T01:42:24Z

Quake 2 today

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	*[[some argue\|arguing]] over which mod is the best, even though its still the same [[fuck]]ing game,		*[[some argue\|arguing]] over which mod is the best, even though its still the same [[fuck]]ing game,
	*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screenshots / videos,		*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screenshots / videos,
	*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1997 game with modern day graphics]],		*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1997 game with modern day graphics]] before [[Nvidia]] remasters it 22 years later,
	*[[hating]] some [[emo]] called [[hacker\|Razor]] (Real name: Kim[[piss\|pis]] Nyman), to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],		*[[hating]] some [[emo]] called [[hacker\|Razor]] (Real name: Kim[[piss\|pis]] Nyman), to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],
	*examining demos (recordings) of game [[faggotry\|matches]],		*examining demos (recordings) of game [[faggotry\|matches]],

imported>Nicholas05 at 01:39, 9 August 2022

2022-08-09T01:39:42Z

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	Image:Quake2_porn_serverscrnsht6.jpg\|		Image:Quake2_porn_serverscrnsht6.jpg\|
	Image:QuakeGoatse.jpg\|[[Goatse]]		Image:QuakeGoatse.jpg\|[[Goatse]]
			Image:QuakeIIrtx.jpg\|It's RTX all over again.
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

imported>Nicholas05: /* Quake today */

2022-08-09T01:34:56Z

Quake today

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	*[[BAWW\|Bitching]] about [[shit nobody cares about\|today's modern games being "only about graphics"]],		*[[BAWW\|Bitching]] about [[shit nobody cares about\|today's modern games being "only about graphics"]],
	*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screencaps / wallpapers,		*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screencaps / wallpapers,
	*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1996 game with modern-day graphics]] ~~until~~ Nightdive and Bethesda ~~remastered~~ it 25 years later,		*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1996 game with modern-day graphics]] before Nightdive and Bethesda remasters it 25 years later,
	*hating some [[asshole]] called kimp, to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],		*hating some [[asshole]] called kimp, to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],
	*[[sick_fuck\|automatically branding any game without blood and gibs as bad]]		*[[sick_fuck\|automatically branding any game without blood and gibs as bad]]

imported>Nicholas05: /* Quake today */

2022-08-08T06:19:23Z

Quake today

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	*[[BAWW\|Bitching]] about [[shit nobody cares about\|today's modern games being "only about graphics"]],		*[[BAWW\|Bitching]] about [[shit nobody cares about\|today's modern games being "only about graphics"]],
	*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screencaps / wallpapers,		*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screencaps / wallpapers,
	*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1996 game with modern day graphics]],		*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1996 game with modern-day graphics]] until Nightdive and Bethesda remastered it 25 years later,
	*hating some [[asshole]] called kimp, to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],		*hating some [[asshole]] called kimp, to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],
	*[[sick_fuck\|automatically branding any game without blood and gibs as bad]]		*[[sick_fuck\|automatically branding any game without blood and gibs as bad]]
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	*[[oldfag\|Baker]]		*[[oldfag\|Baker]]
	*[[satanist\|MadGypsy]]		*[[satanist\|MadGypsy]]



	==Quake 2==		==Quake 2==

imported>Hazardous Environment at 21:53, 6 July 2022

2022-07-06T21:53:52Z

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	[[File:Quack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Not a ''[[Doom]]'' ripoff!]]		[[File:Quack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Not a ''[[Doom]]'' ripoff!]]

	[[at least 100 years ago\|Back in the day]], '''''Quake''''' was the [[Boomer shooter\|first]] 3-dimensional [[first person shooter]] game that [[you\|everyone]] played. Created by the gods of ID Software (see: [[Doom]]), it spawned a generation of [[Electric Boogaloo\|sequels]]. [[You\|Players]] walk through mundane castle and dungeon areas, encountering [[zombie]] fish, [[zombie]] dogs, [[zombie]] soldiers, and [[zombie]] zombies, all hellbent on [[Goatse\|tearing your flesh to pieces]]. The game helped to spark a gaming revolution, which in turn created [[job\|jobs]] for the [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling]] losers which [[Evolution\|natural selection]] would normally [[pwn]] and recycle.		[[at least 100 years ago\|Back in the day]], '''''Quake''''' was the [[Boomer shooter\|first]] 3-dimensional [[FPS\|first person shooter]] game that [[you\|everyone]] played. Created by the gods of ID Software (see: [[Doom]]), it spawned a generation of [[Electric Boogaloo\|sequels]]. [[You\|Players]] walk through mundane castle and dungeon areas, encountering [[zombie]] fish, [[zombie]] dogs, [[zombie]] soldiers, and [[zombie]] zombies, all hellbent on [[Goatse\|tearing your flesh to pieces]]. The game helped to spark a gaming revolution, which in turn created [[job\|jobs]] for the [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling]] losers which [[Evolution\|natural selection]] would normally [[pwn]] and recycle.

	'''The following is an [[ED\|educational]] guide to Quake'''		'''The following is an [[ED\|educational]] guide to Quake'''

imported>Hazardous Environment at 21:53, 6 July 2022

2022-07-06T21:53:39Z

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	[[File:Quack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Not a ''[[Doom]]'' ripoff!]]		[[File:Quack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Not a ''[[Doom]]'' ripoff!]]

	[[at least 100 years ago\|Back in the day]], '''''Quake''''' was the first 3-dimensional first person shooter game that [[you\|everyone]] played. Created by the gods of ID Software (see: [[Doom]]), it spawned a generation of [[Electric Boogaloo\|sequels]]. [[You\|Players]] walk through mundane castle and dungeon areas, encountering [[zombie]] fish, [[zombie]] dogs, [[zombie]] soldiers, and [[zombie]] zombies, all hellbent on [[Goatse\|tearing your flesh to pieces]]. The game helped to spark a gaming revolution, which in turn created [[job\|jobs]] for the [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling]] losers which [[Evolution\|natural selection]] would normally [[pwn]] and recycle.		[[at least 100 years ago\|Back in the day]], '''''Quake''''' was the [[Boomer shooter\|first]] 3-dimensional [[first person shooter]] game that [[you\|everyone]] played. Created by the gods of ID Software (see: [[Doom]]), it spawned a generation of [[Electric Boogaloo\|sequels]]. [[You\|Players]] walk through mundane castle and dungeon areas, encountering [[zombie]] fish, [[zombie]] dogs, [[zombie]] soldiers, and [[zombie]] zombies, all hellbent on [[Goatse\|tearing your flesh to pieces]]. The game helped to spark a gaming revolution, which in turn created [[job\|jobs]] for the [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling]] losers which [[Evolution\|natural selection]] would normally [[pwn]] and recycle.

	'''The following is an [[ED\|educational]] guide to Quake'''		'''The following is an [[ED\|educational]] guide to Quake'''

imported>YaroslavTV: /* Gallery */

2022-01-27T20:56:25Z

Gallery

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	Image:Quake2_porn_serverscrnsht5.jpg\|		Image:Quake2_porn_serverscrnsht5.jpg\|
	Image:Quake2_porn_serverscrnsht6.jpg\|		Image:Quake2_porn_serverscrnsht6.jpg\|
			Image:QuakeGoatse.jpg\|[[Goatse]]
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

imported>YaroslavTV: /* Mission Pack 2: Disolusions or Eternity of something...= */

2021-12-24T11:43:59Z

Mission Pack 2: Disolusions or Eternity of something...=

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	[[lies\|In this new exciting adventure]], having had terrifying vaginal sex with Sally Struthers cooch, you come back and expect to see all the shit ok. That doesn't happen because the military has pussed out and abandon the place, they left it to the fucking bitch monsters. You see through the camera that they are coming over to beat the shit out of you. You decide if you should be [[an hero]] or grow some balls. Guess whats next? The head bitch in charge? A tall cyborg faggot with dildos named Armagon.		[[lies\|In this new exciting adventure]], having had terrifying vaginal sex with Sally Struthers cooch, you come back and expect to see all the shit ok. That doesn't happen because the military has pussed out and abandon the place, they left it to the fucking bitch monsters. You see through the camera that they are coming over to beat the shit out of you. You decide if you should be [[an hero]] or grow some balls. Guess whats next? The head bitch in charge? A tall cyborg faggot with dildos named Armagon.

	===Mission Pack 2: [[Shit nobody cares about\|Disolusions or Eternity of something...]]====		===Mission Pack 2: [[Shit nobody cares about\|Disolusions or Eternity of something...]]===

	It doesn't end here, you come back and these motherfuckers are still at it. So you go back to the dimension for the fucking third time and fight your way through a shit hole of monsters. Head mother cock lover, a fucking Dragon how original. Kill the dragon and leave, you should have stop fucking with this game in the beginning.		It doesn't end here, you come back and these motherfuckers are still at it. So you go back to the dimension for the fucking third time and fight your way through a shit hole of monsters. Head mother cock lover, a fucking Dragon how original. Kill the dragon and leave, you should have stop fucking with this game in the beginning.

imported>AlGore at 17:16, 14 October 2015

2015-10-14T17:16:38Z

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	[[File:Quack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Not a ''[[Doom]]'' ripoff!]]		[[File:Quack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Not a ''[[Doom]]'' ripoff!]]

	[[at least 100 years ago\|Back in the day]], '''''Quake''''' was the first 3-dimensional first person shooter game, that [[you\|everyone]] played. Created by the gods of ID Software, it spawned a generation of [[Electric Boogaloo\|sequels]].[[You\|Players]] walk through a mundane castle and dungeon areas, encountering [[zombie]] fish, [[zombie]] dogs, [[zombie]] soldiers, and [[zombie]] zombies, all hellbent on [[Goatse\|tearing your flesh to pieces]]. The game helped to spark a gaming revolution, which in turn created [[job\|jobs]] for the [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling]] losers which [[Evolution\|natural selection]] would normally [[pwn]] and recycle.		[[at least 100 years ago\|Back in the day]], '''''Quake''''' was the first 3-dimensional first person shooter game that [[you\|everyone]] played. Created by the gods of ID Software (see: [[Doom]]), it spawned a generation of [[Electric Boogaloo\|sequels]]. [[You\|Players]] walk through mundane castle and dungeon areas, encountering [[zombie]] fish, [[zombie]] dogs, [[zombie]] soldiers, and [[zombie]] zombies, all hellbent on [[Goatse\|tearing your flesh to pieces]]. The game helped to spark a gaming revolution, which in turn created [[job\|jobs]] for the [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling]] losers which [[Evolution\|natural selection]] would normally [[pwn]] and recycle.

	'''The following is an [[ED\|educational]] guide to Quake'''		'''The following is an [[ED\|educational]] guide to Quake'''
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	<center><youtube>C0Tg-Kpjazk</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>C0Tg-Kpjazk</youtube></center>
	<center>'''You become [[guro\|Strogg]] halfway through Quake 4'''</center>		<center>'''You become [[guro\|Strogg]] halfway through Quake 4'''</center>


			== Videos ==



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			\|{{frame\|{{videoframe\|RYTP\|background-color: #4D0909;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|<youtube>7DihxucvK1U</youtube> <br> <center>'''[[Geoffrey Leonard]] joins Quake'''</center>
			\|<youtube>AXvPhsLRRks</youtube> <br> <center>'''Geoffrey Leonard Strikes Back'''</center>
			}}\|border=#FF4000\|background=#FF4000}}
			\|}

imported>Killerratte: /* Quake 2 */

2014-09-18T17:29:21Z

Quake 2

← Older revision	Revision as of 17:29, 18 September 2014
(No difference)

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	*[[some argue\|arguing]] over which mod is the best, even though its still the same [[fuck]]ing game,		*[[some argue\|arguing]] over which mod is the best, even though its still the same [[fuck]]ing game,
	*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screenshots / videos,		*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screenshots / videos,
	*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1997 game with modern day graphics]],		*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1997 game with modern day graphics]] before [[Nvidia]] remasters it 22 years later,
	*[[hating]] some [[emo]] called [[hacker\|Razor]] (Real name: Kim[[piss\|pis]] Nyman), to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],		*[[hating]] some [[emo]] called [[hacker\|Razor]] (Real name: Kim[[piss\|pis]] Nyman), to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],
	*examining demos (recordings) of game [[faggotry\|matches]],		*examining demos (recordings) of game [[faggotry\|matches]],

← Older revision		Revision as of 01:34, 9 August 2022
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	*[[BAWW\|Bitching]] about [[shit nobody cares about\|today's modern games being "only about graphics"]],		*[[BAWW\|Bitching]] about [[shit nobody cares about\|today's modern games being "only about graphics"]],
	*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screencaps / wallpapers,		*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screencaps / wallpapers,
	*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1996 game with modern-day graphics]] ~~until~~ Nightdive and Bethesda ~~remastered~~ it 25 years later,		*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1996 game with modern-day graphics]] before Nightdive and Bethesda remasters it 25 years later,
	*hating some [[asshole]] called kimp, to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],		*hating some [[asshole]] called kimp, to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],
	*[[sick_fuck\|automatically branding any game without blood and gibs as bad]]		*[[sick_fuck\|automatically branding any game without blood and gibs as bad]]

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	*[[BAWW\|Bitching]] about [[shit nobody cares about\|today's modern games being "only about graphics"]],		*[[BAWW\|Bitching]] about [[shit nobody cares about\|today's modern games being "only about graphics"]],
	*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screencaps / wallpapers,		*complementing their [[elitist\|own]] [[lame\|cool]] screencaps / wallpapers,
	*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1996 game with modern day graphics]],		*constantly [[irony\|upgrading the 1996 game with modern-day graphics]] until Nightdive and Bethesda remastered it 25 years later,
	*hating some [[asshole]] called kimp, to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],		*hating some [[asshole]] called kimp, to the point of [[retardation\|obsession]],
	*[[sick_fuck\|automatically branding any game without blood and gibs as bad]]		*[[sick_fuck\|automatically branding any game without blood and gibs as bad]]
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	*[[oldfag\|Baker]]		*[[oldfag\|Baker]]
	*[[satanist\|MadGypsy]]		*[[satanist\|MadGypsy]]



	==Quake 2==		==Quake 2==

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	[[File:Quack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Not a ''[[Doom]]'' ripoff!]]		[[File:Quack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Not a ''[[Doom]]'' ripoff!]]

	[[at least 100 years ago\|Back in the day]], '''''Quake''''' was the [[Boomer shooter\|first]] 3-dimensional [[first person shooter]] game that [[you\|everyone]] played. Created by the gods of ID Software (see: [[Doom]]), it spawned a generation of [[Electric Boogaloo\|sequels]]. [[You\|Players]] walk through mundane castle and dungeon areas, encountering [[zombie]] fish, [[zombie]] dogs, [[zombie]] soldiers, and [[zombie]] zombies, all hellbent on [[Goatse\|tearing your flesh to pieces]]. The game helped to spark a gaming revolution, which in turn created [[job\|jobs]] for the [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling]] losers which [[Evolution\|natural selection]] would normally [[pwn]] and recycle.		[[at least 100 years ago\|Back in the day]], '''''Quake''''' was the [[Boomer shooter\|first]] 3-dimensional [[FPS\|first person shooter]] game that [[you\|everyone]] played. Created by the gods of ID Software (see: [[Doom]]), it spawned a generation of [[Electric Boogaloo\|sequels]]. [[You\|Players]] walk through mundane castle and dungeon areas, encountering [[zombie]] fish, [[zombie]] dogs, [[zombie]] soldiers, and [[zombie]] zombies, all hellbent on [[Goatse\|tearing your flesh to pieces]]. The game helped to spark a gaming revolution, which in turn created [[job\|jobs]] for the [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling]] losers which [[Evolution\|natural selection]] would normally [[pwn]] and recycle.

	'''The following is an [[ED\|educational]] guide to Quake'''		'''The following is an [[ED\|educational]] guide to Quake'''

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	[[File:Quack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Not a ''[[Doom]]'' ripoff!]]		[[File:Quack.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Not a ''[[Doom]]'' ripoff!]]

	[[at least 100 years ago\|Back in the day]], '''''Quake''''' was the first 3-dimensional first person shooter game that [[you\|everyone]] played. Created by the gods of ID Software (see: [[Doom]]), it spawned a generation of [[Electric Boogaloo\|sequels]]. [[You\|Players]] walk through mundane castle and dungeon areas, encountering [[zombie]] fish, [[zombie]] dogs, [[zombie]] soldiers, and [[zombie]] zombies, all hellbent on [[Goatse\|tearing your flesh to pieces]]. The game helped to spark a gaming revolution, which in turn created [[job\|jobs]] for the [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling]] losers which [[Evolution\|natural selection]] would normally [[pwn]] and recycle.		[[at least 100 years ago\|Back in the day]], '''''Quake''''' was the [[Boomer shooter\|first]] 3-dimensional [[first person shooter]] game that [[you\|everyone]] played. Created by the gods of ID Software (see: [[Doom]]), it spawned a generation of [[Electric Boogaloo\|sequels]]. [[You\|Players]] walk through mundane castle and dungeon areas, encountering [[zombie]] fish, [[zombie]] dogs, [[zombie]] soldiers, and [[zombie]] zombies, all hellbent on [[Goatse\|tearing your flesh to pieces]]. The game helped to spark a gaming revolution, which in turn created [[job\|jobs]] for the [[Basement-dweller\|basement-dwelling]] losers which [[Evolution\|natural selection]] would normally [[pwn]] and recycle.

	'''The following is an [[ED\|educational]] guide to Quake'''		'''The following is an [[ED\|educational]] guide to Quake'''