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	{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}		{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}

	A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''entry level business major job''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''', or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].		A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''entry level business major job''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''', or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] and [[College\|business majors]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].

	Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.		Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.

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	{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}		{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}

	A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''',~~'''entry level business major job'''~~ or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].		A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''entry level business major job''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''', or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].

	Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.		Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.

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	{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}		{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}

	A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''' or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].		A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''','''entry level business major job''' or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].

	Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.		Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.

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	#~~REDIRECT~~[[~~Liar~~]]		{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}

			A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''' or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].

			Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.

			Since you are on this page, it is likely that you have been contacted by a pyramid seller. It is also possible that you have [[Trolled\|fallen for it]]. If this is the case, the best thing to do is to [[kill yourself]]. Unless you have been successful, in which case, [[Happy Hannukah\|happy trolling]].

			== How does pyramid scheme work? ==
			{{factcat\|This part are fact. Factcat knows because of his learndings.}}

			Pyramid schemes make money in the following way: You have to pay to sign up to the scheme, and you have to pay to maintain your place within the scheme. You are promised that you will ''get paid'' a shitload of [[Jewgold]] for signing ''other people'' up to the scheme. And you will also get paid a cut from the people that your victims sign up to the scheme, and from their victims and so on. The people in the higher "ranks" of the scheme quickly acquire currency, and proudly display their vast wealth in the form of jewellery, cars and expensive alcohol, as a way of [[advertising]] the scheme to poor people with a message of ''"Look here faggot, I am shit rich and you are working in a normal job! You can be like me too if only you sign up to this wonderful thing!''

			Large numbers of poorfags sign up, and the lower ranks of the pyramid become filled with hundreds of worthless shitstains trying to get easy money. As mentioned previously, each person who signs up has to keep paying money up the ladder to stay in the "big family".

			The end result is huge numbers of people continuously paying for something they think is going to get them rich, and a small minority of people at the top effortlessly pocketing huge amounts of money.


			== What are multi-level-marketing? ==
			{{factcat\|This part are also fact. Factcat knows because of his learndings.}}

			Because they are nothing but an elaborate form of theft, pyramid schemes are [[v&\|illegal]] almost everywhere.
			So the [[Jews\|clever people]] who run these shitshows have come up with a loophole: Introduce a fake, worthless product for the pyramid scheme members to sell.

			'''Multi-level-marketing is nothing but a legalised pyramid scheme!'''

			This is known as ''pyramid selling'' or ''multi-level-marketing (MLM)''. The pyramid scheme is made legitimate, since the sellers can claim that the money they are making comes from selling the product (instead of signing people up to the scheme, which is where 99.9999999% of the money actually comes from).
			The products made by MLM companies are almost always worthless, and are usually either nutritional supplements, face creams and occasionally decorations and fashion accessories.

			MLM is perfectly legal in Europe, the UK and the USA, and it is not uncommon to see ads for MLM companies on the back of buses, and to see MLM company logos plastered on the cars of the more successful pyramid sellers.


			=== How to be successful at multi-level marketing? ===
			If you know what you are dealing with from the beginning, are extremely sly, hard working, have a very good natural business acumen and (preferably) have higher education in business management, you can be successful in a pyramid scheme/MLM company.
			With those credentials, you can also [[Get a life\|get a real job]] that is less likely to result in you being v&, beaten up or murdered.

			== List of pyramid schemes/MLM companies currently active ==
			AVOID at all costs unless you are a [[Srs Bsns\|srs businessman]], in which case, [[DO IT FAGGOT]]!
			{\| class="wikitable sortable"
			\|-
			! Name+website !! Logo !! Product
			\|-
			\| MarketAmerica (shop.com) \|\|
			[[File:DEL market.png\|200px]]
			\|\| Various
			\|-
			\| Kyäni (kyani.com) \|\|
			[[File:DEL kyani.jpg\|200px]]
			\|\| Supplements
			\|-
			\| Herbalife (herbalife.com) \|\| Example \|\| Supplements
			\|-
			\| Nuskin (nuskin.com)\|\| Example \|\| Skin care products
			\|-
			\| Nutricode \|\| Example \|\| Weight loss supplements
			\|-
			\| Amway \|\| Example \|\| Example
			\|-
			\| Usana \|\| Example \|\| Example
			\|-
			\| Rodan & Fields \|\| Example \|\| Example
			\|-
			\| Example \|\| Example \|\| Example
			\|-
			\| Example \|\| Example \|\| Example
			\|}

			== How to troll pyramid sellers ==

			# Call them pyramid sellers
			# Call them fraudsters/scammers
			# Call their company a pyramid scheme
			# Expose their company's business model online
			# Tell them to kill themselves
			# Tell them to get a real job
			# Call them victims
			# Tell them they will never be successful
			# Tell them to kill themselves
			# Flood your Facebook wall with memes about pyramid selling
			# Pretend to be interested in their product/organisation, then back out at the last minute
			# Ask to speak to their superior
			# Threaten to sue them
			# Actually sue them
			# Tell them to kill themselves
			# Pretend to be a distributor in their company
			# Ask them if they would be interested in your ''brand new exciting business opportunity''
			# Ask them why they don't start a real business
			# Dox them
			# Defame them online
			# Tell them to kill themselves
			# [[Kill it with Fire\|Kill them]]

			==See also==
			*[[Scam]]
			{{Money}}
			[[Category:IRL Shit]]

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	{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}		{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}

	A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''entry level business major job''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''', or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].		A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''entry level business major job''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''', or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] and [[College\|business majors]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].

	Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.		Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.

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	{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}		{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}

	A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''',~~'''entry level business major job'''~~ or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].		A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''entry level business major job''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''', or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].

	Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.		Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.

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	{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}		{{warning\|<big>Multi level marketing (MLM) is another method by the [[Jews]] to extort money from you.<br>[[You]] can help yourself by not falling for their petty scams.</big>}}

	A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''' or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].		A '''pyramid scheme''' - also known as '''multi level marketing (MLM)''', '''pyramid selling''', '''network marketing''', '''referral marketing''', '''direct selling''', '''endless chain''','''entry level business major job''' or '''''"HEY THERE FACEBOOK FRIEND I LAST SPOKE TO IN 2007!! I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW BUSINESS STRATEGY THAT YOU AND ME CAN USE TO BECOME VERY SUCCESSFUL!!1"''''' - is a type of get-rich-quick scam used to vacuum vast quantities of money out of the pockets of unsuspecting [[you\|poor people]] who desire to [[How to make money online\|get rich quick]].

	Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.		Although they have plagued the world [[At least 100 years ago\|since the 1920s]], pyramid schemes have risen to a new kind of awful with the rise of [[Teh internets\|teh internetz]], and anyone with more than 100 contacts on any social media can expect, at some point, to be messaged by someone claiming they have an [[Scam\|amazing]] [[Old\|new]] [[Theft\|business]] [[Fail\|strategy]] and they are so happy that they want to share it with you so ''you can be successful too''!!!.