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Jesus in a Dumptruck (AKA JIAD)

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	====[[Gorgeous George]]====		====[[Gorgeous George]]====

	The Gorgeous George Show is far less talented than Stairway Too Stardom. Featuring a beached whale that has been rotting on Richmond's shore for moar than 20 years. Don't tell that to GG though because according to him [[bullshit\|he is a multimillionaire who weighs 110 and has the voice of Barry Manilow]].		The Gorgeous George Show is far less talented than Stairway Too Stardom. Featuring a beached whale that has been rotting on Richmond's shore for moar than 20 years. Don't tell that to GG though because according to him [[bullshit\|he is a multimillionaire who weighs 110 and has the voice of Barry Manilow]]{{jew}}.

	<center>~~{{videoframe\|GG\|font-weight:bold; text-align:center\|font-weight: bold;~~		<center>
	\|<youtube>~~JgSGpLeq-aY~~</youtube~~><br>~~		<youtube>EmqYwJblL6w</youtube>
	~~;'''Why GG [[gay\|sux]] I'''<br>~~		</center>
	~~\|<youtube>yfCWB9e4ZIo</youtube><br>~~
	~~;'''Why GG [[gay\|sux]] II'''<br~~>
	~~\|<youtube>i8a3NhrkVs4</youtube><br>~~
	~~;'''Teh Best of GG 2012 Part 1'''<br>~~
	~~\|<youtube>sL5n52Mm48U</youtube><br>~~
	~~;'''Teh Best of GG 2012 Part 2'''<br>~~
	~~\|<youtube>1KzWpVkp2cA</youtube><br>~~
	~~;'''Why GG Sux I'''<br>~~
	~~\|<youtube>VVP3TOf8qo4</youtube><br>~~
	~~;'''Why GG Sux II'''<br>}}~~</center>

	[http://www.gorgeousgeorgeshow.net/ The Gorgeous George Website. According to GG it's still 2009]		[http://www.gorgeousgeorgeshow.net/ The Gorgeous George Website. According to GG it's still 2009]
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	====Jesus in a Dumptruck (AKA JIAD)====		====Jesus in a Dumptruck (AKA JIAD)====

	JIAD trolled several public access shows back in the early 2000's for teh lulz. Currently he does a weekly prank call show for [http://www.madhouselive.com/ Madhouse] as well as Brad Crater on occasion for the Phone Losers of America.		[[Jihad\|JIAD]] trolled several public access shows back in the early 2000's for teh lulz. Currently he does a weekly prank call show for [http://www.madhouselive.com/ Madhouse] as well as Brad Crater on occasion for the Phone Losers of America.

	'''Diev' The Retarded Psychic'''		'''Diev' The Retarded Psychic'''
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	'''The Ignorant Jim Show'''		'''The Ignorant Jim Show'''

	Jim is the [[old\|oldest]] living [[republican\|right ~~wing~~]] living in the old west. He likes everything except those [[faggots]]. Faggots should be sent to concentration camps and feed a steady diet of Zyklon B. Jim protests a little to much because in one call he admits [[hypocrite\|he knows where there is a men's truckstop bathroom that has a gloryhole]].		Jim is the [[old\|oldest]] living [[republican\|right winger]] living in the old west. He likes everything except those [[faggots]]. Faggots should be sent to concentration camps and feed a steady diet of Zyklon B. Jim protests a little to much because in one call he admits [[hypocrite\|he knows where there is a men's truckstop bathroom that has a gloryhole]]. Keep it [[Larry Craig\|GOP]], Jim!

	<center>{{videoframe\|Ignorant Jim\|font-weight:bold; text-align:center\|font-weight: bold;		<center>{{videoframe\|Ignorant Jim\|font-weight:bold; text-align:center\|font-weight: bold;
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	'''JIAD's Public Access [[Fail]]'''		'''JIAD's Public Access [[Fail]]'''

	JIAD recently tried to prank some public access show in Chicago with Brad Carter to less than desirable effects. Since most public access stations these days [[~~butthurt~~\|have no sense of humor]] they rarely take calls and when they do they screen the hell out of it thus making success a genuine pain in the ass.		JIAD recently tried to prank some public access show in Chicago with Brad Carter to less than desirable effects. Since most public access stations these days [[Anti-lulz\|have no sense of humor]] they rarely take calls and when they do, they screen the hell out of it thus making success a genuine pain in the ass, if attainable at all.

	<center>{{videoframe\|New pa fail\|font-weight:bold; text-align:center\|font-weight: bold;		<center>{{videoframe\|New pa fail\|font-weight:bold; text-align:center\|font-weight: bold;

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Public Access is the visual form of [[STD|Chlamydia]]. Before [[Youtube]] this was the primary way for [[attention whores]] and people who suffer from [[USI]] to get noticed. In spite of the fact that this medium is [[old|obsolete]] there are still plenty of [[loser|people]] who still think this is viable including [[hipsters]], the [[old|elderly]] and people who are [[stupid|oblivious]] to the fact that teh interwebz exists.

==History of teh Public Access==

While public access was originally designed as a sophisticated town hall it quickly devolved in to shows with [[crap|low production values]] hosted by [[lolcow]]s that usually get bombarded with [[prank calls]]. Here is the most obvious fucking example:

<center><youtube>XIEHI0vfCBk</youtube></center>

==List of "Famous" Public Access Shows==

====Stairway To Stardom====

Stairway To Stardom was a public access show where [[fail|up-and-coming talent]] showed their [[fail|talent]] in front of tens of people who watched it. The "talent" that appeared on the showed ranged from [[retard|Spastic]] to the [[insane|mentally deranged]]. [[douche|Frank Masi]] [[lol]]ed behind all of these peoples backs as they [[BJ|performed]].

{| style="margin: 0 auto"
|{{videoframe|Stairway To Stardom|font-weight:bold; text-align:center|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>oWfT_KfplgE</youtube> 
;'''A couple ladies from the [[retard|Special Olympics]] introduce this show [[FTW]]''' 
|<youtube>oYpqbsSJSLM</youtube> 
;'''[[jew|Wayne Rubin]] [[fail|demonstrates]] [[unfunny|his humor]]''' 
|<youtube>pK1VxHp_gp4</youtube> 
;'''[[WTF]] IS THAT?''' 
|<youtube>GH64oiU1uqk</youtube> 
;'''[[Fugly]] [[bitch]] sings "Operator"''' 
|<youtube>0En-uqhdJhs</youtube> 
;'''This [[whore|lady]] currently gives [[sex|happy endings]] for [[meth]]''' 
|<youtube>1s8ZTYfCKFM</youtube> 
;'''Best puppet show evar. Totally can't see the puppeteer's head''' 
|<youtube>4kST4zfWhSo</youtube> 
;'''...and you too can be on Stairway To Stardom.''' }}
|}

Anyone could be on the show so long as you paid [[rape|teh fee]].

[http://www.youtube.com/user/stairwaytostardom/videos?view=0&sort=dd&shelf_id=1 Stairway To Stardom Youtube Page]

====[[Gorgeous George]]====

The Gorgeous George Show is far less talented than Stairway Too Stardom. Featuring a beached whale that has been rotting on Richmond's shore for moar than 20 years. Don't tell that to GG though because according to him [[bullshit|he is a multimillionaire who weighs 110 and has the voice of Barry Manilow]].

<center>{{videoframe|GG|font-weight:bold; text-align:center|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>JgSGpLeq-aY</youtube> 
;'''Why GG [[gay|sux]] I''' 
|<youtube>yfCWB9e4ZIo</youtube> 
;'''Why GG [[gay|sux]] II''' 
|<youtube>i8a3NhrkVs4</youtube> 
;'''Teh Best of GG 2012 Part 1''' 
|<youtube>sL5n52Mm48U</youtube> 
;'''Teh Best of GG 2012 Part 2''' 
|<youtube>1KzWpVkp2cA</youtube> 
;'''Why GG Sux I''' 
|<youtube>VVP3TOf8qo4</youtube> 
;'''Why GG Sux II''' }}</center>

[http://www.gorgeousgeorgeshow.net/ The Gorgeous George Website. According to GG it's still 2009]

==Public Access Trolls==

====Jesus in a Dumptruck (AKA JIAD)====

JIAD trolled several public access shows back in the early 2000's for teh lulz. Currently he does a weekly prank call show for [http://www.madhouselive.com/ Madhouse] as well as Brad Crater on occasion for the Phone Losers of America.

'''Diev' The Retarded Psychic'''

JIAD who lived in the [[white_trash|midwest]] noticed the most atrocious show on a [[cheap|two buck]] public access station. Diev' claimed to be a [[psychic|expert psychic]]. So JIAD challenged him by getting a bunch of [[trolls|friends]] and pranking the show constantly. Of Course Diev' failed and thus eventually lost his show as result bringing the whole tri-city area lulz.

<center>{{videoframe|Diev'|font-weight:bold; text-align:center|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>4oE685KdmnA</youtube> 
|<youtube>DftpGSp3aC0</youtube> 
|<youtube>RRPN5coC4JA</youtube> 
|<youtube>9k6QuNdRgKM</youtube> 
|<youtube>B6JwNMg-1TE</youtube> 
|<youtube>7bA4xiACQs0</youtube> 
|<youtube>F0Ayujc2YtY</youtube> 
|<youtube>MAoWTX_-PUw</youtube> 
 }}</center>

'''The Ignorant Jim Show'''

Jim is the [[old|oldest]] living [[republican|right wing]] living in the old west. He likes everything except those [[faggots]]. Faggots should be sent to concentration camps and feed a steady diet of Zyklon B. Jim protests a little to much because in one call he admits [[hypocrite|he knows where there is a men's truckstop bathroom that has a gloryhole]].

<center>{{videoframe|Ignorant Jim|font-weight:bold; text-align:center|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>ayjudIsTyvY</youtube> 
|<youtube>4OzrJ5lFl2I</youtube> 
|<youtube>akl2vnTXQCs</youtube> 
|<youtube>FkDz6B2NSN8</youtube> 
|<youtube>XvdOFxCEyb0</youtube> 
|<youtube>MGvycyuBzHI</youtube> 
|<youtube>D9vdHwZNBAE</youtube> 
 }}</center>

'''JIAD's Public Access [[Fail]]'''

JIAD recently tried to prank some public access show in Chicago with Brad Carter to less than desirable effects. Since most public access stations these days [[butthurt|have no sense of humor]] they rarely take calls and when they do they screen the hell out of it thus making success a genuine pain in the ass.

<center>{{videoframe|New pa fail|font-weight:bold; text-align:center|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>ikiOap_dyRQ</youtube> 
;Testing the waters 
|<youtube>mqKlQQy86Ow</youtube> 
;Getting Reverse Trolled 
|<youtube>rt9BCp7DqTo</youtube> 
;reversed reverse trolling }}</center>

'''Random JIAD Clips'''

<center>{{videoframe|Random JIAD|font-weight:bold; text-align:center|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>SFpARgU6YOY</youtube> 
|<youtube>ZTwJ-d2ODFQ</youtube> 
|<youtube>a-CCwYZWt4g</youtube> 
|<youtube>CmxRolFC1aM</youtube> 
 }}</center>

[http://www.youtube.com/user/jesusinadumptruck/videos?sort=dd&view=0&shelf_id=1 JIAD's Youtube page]

====Pig Skin Junkies (AKA Primetime Pranks)====

Pigskin Junkies was a guy that trolled multiple shows on a Dallas public access show during the '90s because the people who ran the station were too stupid enough to know what Call Screeners were.

<center>{{videoframe|Pigskin_Junkies|font-weight:bold; text-align:center|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>O6IxywMCoXE</youtube> 
|<youtube>pGO0WUCuze0</youtube> 
|<youtube>ddH3f6gHtm0</youtube> 
|<youtube>Zbc6EPEcWY4</youtube> 
|<youtube>LosLcY-Nn9w</youtube> 
|<youtube>Z35AM8o_5os</youtube> 
 }}</center>

[https://www.youtube.com/user/PigskinJunkies?feature=watch Primetime Pranks Youtube Channel]

==Random Clips==

<center>{{videoframe|RandomClips|font-weight:bold; text-align:center|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>pXkBzTLOyjc</youtube> 
;The most talented [[Jew]] Evar 
|<youtube>gg7uGL6Ku20</youtube> 
;If these ladies were anymore low energy they'd be in a coma 
|<youtube>eAFommBd8Vw</youtube> 
;This music video was the inspiration for Gay Niggers in Outer Space 
|<youtube>Zi8beYR1iBQ</youtube> 
;John "The Mumbler" Dekar 
|<youtube>6jYMP1tz02Q</youtube> 
;All the gancha in Jamaica couldn't save these crackers from failing }}</center>

==See Also==

*[[Antilulz]]
*[[lolcow]]
*[[TV]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[USI]]

{{Television}}